GosHh!~.. iM bOorEd nOw!..sO u kNo wHa iM dOoHiN!?.. iM tYpiNg mY 411 aLL oVaH.. ahEheEha... sOoO..hErEz sHuM iNfO bOuT mEeE iF YaH kaRe tO rEaD.. i sEt uP dA qUirStiOnz lYkE sHuMwUn waS iNtErviEwinG mEe.. tEeYaHahA
GaWdEnGit.. iMma PuT uP a nEwEr bEtTeR PiC oNcE i EvEr GeT oNe... kEi?~.. cUz diS bE fOoGLieEe.. ~:]
wUsh YoE naMe fOoH?!~ ..mY biRtH cErTiFicatE sEz MiCheLle P. iGnaCiO :)
sO wHa u lYkE tO bE kaLlEd?~ chElLieEe.. sHuM PeOpLe kaLl mEe sHeLdOn (daZ a dOrkieE aSs niCkNaMe mUh beShfwEn tiFf GavE mEe.. aNd i kNo iT thE eGg frOm GaRfiELd!.. hEheE..) aLsO i bE kaLlEd cRaCkhEaD (i aInt riLLieE oN cRaCk.. mUh bEsH fwEnZ jUz aSsUmE daT.. kEkeE) ..oR kaLL mE cRaCkadOCiOuS..
wHuSh yEr oNliNe niCks?~ ..iN iRc i bEe daT PiNaYMi ..LaYdEeMi.. PiNaiStaR.. kRaCkBbY.. sMeLldOn.. mShElLieE.. lOnElYMi.. bEbEsTaR.. [Mi]aMoR.. mY lOnG daLnEt niCkS bE PiNaY[Mi]SshElLieEbElLieE.. LaYdEe^MiSshElLieEe.. [bEbEfLiPsTaR].. [fiLiPiNaiStaR].. SuPaDuPafLYeEe[kFc]PnAi.. mShELliEebELliEedOndOn.. iN aIm.. i bE baYbEhStaR aNd CrYBbYPnaY..sO mSg mEe aNd dWoP mE a wuSsUp!~:]
wHerE kEn i fYnD u iN iRc!?~ ..u fuKkiN sTaLkiN mEe oR sUmPhiN?!.. ahEheE.. jUsJokieE.. bUt gO tO #fLiPcYdE iN uNdErnEt ..i dOnT gO dEr mUcH nOw.. aNd iM trYiN tO bRinG baCk #PiNoMaFia iN daLnEt cUz mEe aNd mUh fRiEnZ uSed tO aLwEiZ gO thErE.. aNd i miSs thE oLd tOImEz..hAhahA.. sO gO viSiT eVeN tHo iT'lL bE eMPtieE.. bUt yOo kEn lEaVe uS a mEsSaGe iN dA tOpiC oR sUmFiN!~.. kEkeE
sO hMm..whErE yA fwUm?!~ ..iM nO whErE nEaR yOr nECk oF thE wOodS.. *lOL* (cOuntReE shiIeT taLk).. ahEheE.. i bE rEPPin dA [kFc] fLavA.. fiNGa liCkiN gEwD.. mUaHaHa.. iM hErE iN *cOuGh*.. uHh.. *aHeM*... kOrNhUskiEe.. cUmfUkKmEe.. cUnTfUkKieE.. oOkEi..GoShH..ilL tElL yOo aWrEdieE..iM iN kEnTuCkY!!.. dA PhiVe-OoOh-tEwWwWieE! [502].. PlEeZ..nO jOkEs.. iM sEnSiTivE.. nYaHaHa.. oOaHyEea.. tO aLl dEm eEewWtOwN PEoPlE.. u kNo dA 'CliFf iSh dA bOmB!!~.. ahEheEa ;P~
whEnZ yEr bUrFfdaE?~ ..i bEe a PiEceS baYbEe..aNd i kEn nEvER sPeLL daT wOrd riGhT!~.. bUt iMma fiShHieE!!.. hEHeE..bUt i hatE tO dRiNK waTeR aNd i cAnT sWiM!.. hMm.. sTraNgE.. ahEheE.. wElL..dA daTE of mUh bEedaE bE MaRcH 14tH ..82
yEr NaTiOnaLitiEe?? ..iMmaH fEeLaHPeEniS.. nYaHaHA..jUsJOkin bOuT dAT..bUt yEa.. iM fiLiPiNaH!~.. PiNaY PrYdE tO da fuLLeSt bEhbEhhH!.. PiNaYz bE rEPpiN eVeRywHeRe.. eVeN iNna bOotiEe sTaTe lYkE kEnTuCkY!~.. ahEheE
sO hOw taLl arE yA?~ ..iM kYnDa nEaR fiVe-sEbEn.. sO daT mAkE mE lYkE i GuEsHh 5'6 1/2.. i waNna bE likE 5'9 tHo!.. bUt daTlL oNLeE haPPeN iF i wEaR mUh sPicE GiRliEs PlaTfoRmS oR sUmFiN..hEheE..
wHa sChOoL YaH gO tEw?~ ..oNe oF dA mOsT PoPuLatEd sChoOLs iN kEnTuckY.. nOrtH haRdiN!!~@ ..i tHoT i tOld yaH..wE nO liMiT tRoJaNz!!.. daZ oUr mAsCoT!.. thE tRoJaN!.. nOt thE cOndOm fOoL.. nYehEhEhE
wHa sHtuFf dO YaH lYkE?!~ ..GeTtIN oUt oF thE HouSe..GoSh..i hatE sTaYiN hOmE..itS sOo bOoRinG.. i nEeD fUnN!!.. hEheE.. i aLsHo lYkE tO gO sWiMminG oN a hOt daY!~.. aNd dRiNkiN hOt cHoCaLatE iN da wiNtEr whEn iTS riLlL cOoLd OuT.. ahaHahA.. aNd.. *tHinKinG*.. hMmZ.. liStEnIn tO muSiC ..gOInG oUt wiTh mY fRiEnZ!!..gOinG ouT aNywHeRE!!!!~!@#.. hEheE.. aNd i lYkE fOinE aSs PinOyS.. aNd.. *cOuGh*.. sOmEonE i CAnT mEnTioN bUt iM prEttY sUrE aLL mY fRiEnZ kNo hOo iM taLkin aBoUt.. hAhaA.. d;]
wHa sHtuFf dOnt u lYkE?!~ ..i dOnT likE mOsT oF thE siGn-laNGuaGe sKaNks iN mY 6tH pEriOd claSs.. hEheE.. i dONt likE sNoBbiEe-sTuCkuP-PrEpS ..thEy aAlLwWAaYyZz wEaR lOnG slEeVe aMbErcOmbEe tEe-sHiRtS!..oR hOwEvEr u spElL iT.. aRGhHhieE!!... hEheE ..i dOnT likE tO ridE thE bUs aFtER sChoOL.. :( iT suCkS a bOotiEe!!..
hOoz yEr FaVoRitE GrOuP/siNGeRz?!~ wHo!.. wHo!?.. wHo!.. wHo?!.. yOo hEaRd mEe.. wHo!!!.. *lOL*.. uMmZ..i dOnT ThiNk yOod GeT thaT uNlEsS yOo usEd tO watCH "aNiMaNiaCs" whEn iT cAmE oUt.. thErE waS aN ePiSodE likE daT... i diNk yEwL oNLeE uNdERsTaNd iF YaH watChEd iT tHO..ahEheE.. :) ..bUt i lOoovEe bOne tHuGs aNd haRmOny.. bIzZy bOnE iS mOoOineEe!!!.. hAhahA..*SiGh*.. i wiSh.. ahEheE..i aLsHo likE bUsH!..dUn saY YuCk eIthEr!.. hEheE.. nO dOUbT's dA bOmB!!.. GwEnZ sO pReTtiEe!.. i aLsO lOvE MiSsY ElLioT.. tiMbaLaNd n MaGoO.. laUrEn hiLL!!!~.. biGGy sMaLLs!~(R.i.P) ..i lOvEd tEviN caMpbElL baCk iN dA daYz.. cUz hiS mUsiC waS dA bOmB baCk dEn.. i aLsO loOvE lOsT bOyZ!!~..miStA chEekS!.. dRu hiLl.. tOtaL!~ ..baDbOyfaMiLaAa.. kAi.. saVe fErRiS.. aNd lOoTz mOrE!~.. hEheE..
iF yOo cOuLd gO aNywHerE..whErE wouLd YaH gO!?~ ..*iN thE bEaT oF L.L. cOoL j'Z oLd sonG*.. o/'..i waNna gO tO kaLi..tO kaLi..tO kaLi...i waNna gO tO kaLi.. uHhH..i dOnT ThiNk sO.. o/' ..nYaHaHaA.. i wOuLd gO tO kaLlifOrNia oF cOuRsE tO sEe mY bEsTeSt fWEnd iN thE wHoLe fUkKin wOrLd!!..tiFfaNy wiLliaMz!.. aNd iD sEe mUh kraYzEe cUziN jR aNd dA iGnaCiO faMiLieE!.. iD waNna sEe aLL dEm fOoOineEe aSsS PinOyZ i sEe oN dA nEt daZ frOM kaLi..aNd i waNna ChiLl wiFf mUh oNlinE fwEnZ..spEciALLieE mUh riLl cLosE oNeZ!~.. (aLeSiaHh!!.. eDoRoKoE!.. dEnNiSh!!.. fRiSkieE!.. aNd.. eTc.. hEheE.. ) ..iD aLsO gO tO nEw jErsEy!..hElL fuKkiN gyEea!..aNd iD gO tO hOuStoN aNd thE PhiLiPPinEs!~:]
dO u GoT aNy eMbaRaSsiN mOmEntOz?!~ uMm.. whEn i eLbOwEd diS oLd GuY oN tHE hEaD iN thE mOviE tHeatrEz.. hAhahA ..iT waS sOo hELLa fUNnieE..aNd whEn i waS aT k-MaRt lOokiN thRoO dA bOdY sPraYs n pErfUmEs..aNd i sPraYeD oNe iN tHE aiR tO smELl iT..bUt dEn i aCciDeNTaLlieE spRaYeD iT oN thiS oLd GuYs hEaD.. hAhaAh.. aNd.. whEn i waS aT sChoOL..i waS huRryIn tO claSs..sO i raN uP thE sTePs aNd i tRiPPEd goinG uP aNd i fElL..aNd tHiS dOod waS bEhInD mEe!.. aGhh!..dEn wHen i gOt baCk uP i sTEppEd uP aGaIn aNd mY saNdaL fElL oFf.. maN oOoh mAnN.. :\
aNy laSt wErDz yaH lYkE tO SaY tO thE rEaDeRs ouT thErE?!~ ..yEs!..iD likE tO saY.. YoO muST bE hELLa bOrEd tO rEaDinG aLL thiS..ahahEe.. JuSjoKin..bUt i dUnNo wHy i tyPeD tO MuCh sHiIit whEn i dOnT tiNk mOsT PeEpS GoNna rEaD iT cUz iSh sHoO lOnG!.. nYekEkeE.. bUt eRniEewEiZ.. i LuB YoOoO!~
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