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Ways To Know You Play RPGs Too Much

Chrono Trigger	EarthBound	Final Fantasy 4
Final Fantasy 6	Final Fantasy 7	Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy (Series)	Lufia 2	Parasite Eve
Pokemon	Secret of Evermore	Super Mario RPG
Xenogears	Other

Top 10 Ways To Know You Play FF3 Too Much (from Nintendo Power)
Chrono Trigger Interview Part 1
Chrono Trigger Interview Part 2
What would happen if Marle kissed Frog?
Send In Your Jokes

Ways To Know You Play RPGs Too Much

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You think that the wacky inventor across the street is the Guru of Reason.	Crono & Dekar
You try using family heirloom jewelry to open locked doors.	Edwyn
You think that the hyperactive kid down the street is Masa.	Edwyn
When you join a role-playing group, you immediately want your character's main weapon to be a scythe.	Edwyn
You carefully inspect every egg you buy to find the Chrono Trigger.	Edwyn
You expect performing a series of complex arm movements then pointing at your target will cause "Dark Matter" to be cast.	Edwyn
If you dissect a frog in bio class, you check first to see if it has a sword on its belt.	Magus Mystic
You try to get rid of your plate of peas, not by feeding them to the dog, but by muttering something about a Black Hole.	Magus Mystic
You wear Spock ears and carry a scythe around while trying to fly on Halloween.	Jason K. Jones
You paint your cat purple.	Jason K. Jones
You start including caterpillers and other insects in the Yakra family tree.	Jason K. Jones
You think that if you kill yourself your friends can freeze time and return you to the land of the living.	Jason K. Jones
You think that you should stop moving when a stop watch is held over your head.	Jason K. Jones
You start stocking up on provisions for the coming Apocalypse in 1999. (Or after 1999) You wonder why Lavos didn't come out of the ground and cause the Apocalypse.	Jason K. Jones
You pour soda pop onto a grave and expect to see a ghost.	The Eye
You dye your hair red and walk around carrying a sword.	The Eye
You think that the pretty blonde in the neighborhood is Marle.	The Eye
If there is and earthquake warning you run around town screaming, "Lavos is coming!!! Lavos is coming!!!!"	Windmystic
You think that just because your computer has electric bolts coming out of it that you are going to warp to the year 600 A.D.	Windmystic
You constantly find that yourself looking all around rooms you enter, knowing there must be some shiny things (tabs).	KEFKA
You are scared of porcupines.	Andrew
You figure out Magus' spell-casting hand movements, and repeat them on a regular basis.	Golbez
The Day of Lavos is marked on your calendar.	Golbez
Whenever someone asks you a simple question, you put your hand to your chin and become lost in thought.	Golbez
You think you look cool when you dance like you're climbing a ladder or throwing your hands into the air.	Janus12k
You name your cat Alfador.	DarkMoogle
If there's a chest you can't open you steal your sisters jewelry.	moogle 56

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You threaten someone when they use the term "Poo" in a dishonorable manner (you know what I mean).	Crono & Dekar
You call the Psychic Friends Network and ask for Ness, Paula, or Poo.	Crono & Dekar
You refuse to enter tunnels because you might find ghosts.	Ms. Patricia A. Liberman
You order pizza after a fight.	Ms. Patricia A. Liberman
You stop swatting flies in hopes that it is from the future.	Ms. Patricia A. Liberman
You distrust the little fat boy next door.	Jason K. Jones
You use your baseball bat to beat up the local gang leader.	The Eye
You expect to see a public phone and an ATM in every hotel and drugstore.	The Eye
You don't know what your dad really looks like.	The Eye
You think that wearing a baseball cap will protect you.	The Eye
You wonder why the police will let Ness and his friends carry around bombs, bottle rockets, and guns when you can't. Then you realize that since Ness alone beat up five police officers, so they probably just don't want to mess with them.	Crono & Dekar
You start a petition to rename your city after either a number or season.	Crono & Dekar
You say that Ness isn't a monster that lives in a loch, but Tessie is a monster that lives in a lake.	Crono & Dekar
You wonder why none of your local grocery stores carry trout-flavored yogurt.	Crono & Dekar
You ask your mom to pick you up some piggy jelly at the store.	RPG freak 99

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You start using "You spoony bard!" as an insult.	Crono & Dekar
You walk around in a tiara like Cecil and call it "manly".	Keelan
You watch "Leprechaun" and say "Hey! An imp who isn't a wuss!"	Keelan
You start cramming five full-grown people in a single bed to save space.	Golbez
Whenever people mention "White" you don't think of the color.	DarkMoogle
You search all the way around old castles to look for secret entrances.	Rpg freak 99
When you see twins, you ask if they can perform special powers, such as Flare.	Rpg freak 99
You climb Mount Everest so you can become a Paladin at the top.	Rpg freak 99
When you see an octopus, you try to chop of all of its tentacles.	Rpg freak 99
You think your sister's dolls are going to transform into Calbrena.	Rpg freak 99
You try to take SandRuby from an antlion, and get your finger pinched.	Rpg freak 99
You become depressed after searching a fireplace in vain for a secret passage.	Rpg freak 99

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You rob a bank and claim to be "treasure hunting."	Crono & Dekar
At an audition for a musical you sing the song Celes sang at the opera.	Crono & Dekar
You try to fly by painting yourself white and sticking red contacts in your eyes.	Edwyn
Whenever someone mentions the "Empire" Star Wars DOESN'T come to mind first.	Edwyn
You think that carrying around hunks of crystal around in your pockets will cause you to learn spells.	Edwyn
You check every clock for an Elixir.	Edwyn
You've memorized the dialogue in the English and Japanese versions.	Edwyn
You see an AT-ST in Star Wars and think "What a ripoff!" (same applies for Solo and the "Falcon").	Edwyn
You set your clock to 6:10:50 and expect to get a chainsaw.	Edwyn
You write "The world is Square" backwards on all the tombstones in the cemetary in a vain attempt to find a secret.	Edwyn
Whenever you see a clown, you run a background check to see whether he had a former name of Kefka.	Edwyn
You find it difficult to control maniacal laughter when somebody says, "Welcome to my barbecue!"	Edwyn
You think you spot Umaro on ski trips to the mountains.	Jason K. Jones
You think of imps instead of Martians when you see pictures of little green men.	Jason K. Jones
You think that all blond women can use magic.	Keelan
You think that Clinton should just cast Ultima if Saddam Hussain attacks.	Keelan
You try to steal merchants clothes to sneak into a concert.	Keelan
You kill every lizard you see, hoping it's one of the Ancient Dragons (well, a young dragon anyway), so you can free Crusader.	Mog Kupo
You think that if you go through the woods long enough you will find Gau.	KEFKA
You try to cast Vanish and sneak into the Girls/Boys Locker Room.	DarkMoogle
You think you can scare anybody by painting their picture.	DarkMoogle
You try to paint someone's picture in the air.	DarkMoogle
You can't use a knife and fork at the same time because you don't have a Genji Glove.	DarkMoogle
You look for X-Potions at the Drug Store.	DarkMoogle
You take the feathers from every bird you see, looking for Fenix Down.	DarkMoogle
You search the world looking for the Sealed Gate.	DarkMoogle
You know what Terra means when she says, "General Leo... I believe I understand what you're trying to say!"	DarkMoogle
Your left thumb does blitzes in your sleep.	DarkMoogle
You get blisters on your thumb from doing Bum Rushes.	DarkMoogle
You carry an egg in your pocket to your martial arts class so you can learn your skills faster.	Edgar Figaro
You always check forests carefully, because if you ever find a Brachiosaur you plan to kill it for its Economizer	Bobbin Cranbud

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
People comment on how your eyes glow....	Cronokyle
You check old furnaces for Materia.	Cronokyle
You get greens and a purple stone and try to catch a bird.	Cronokyle
You walk around town searching for a man in a black cape.	Frog
You tell your mom to burn you while you're holding a yellow rock so you can learn the Flame Thrower Enemy Skill.	Frog
You search for colored rocks with magical powers inside.	Frog
You name your cat Red XIII.	Jason K. Jones
You call people Cid because they are impatient and dislike perfectionists.	Jason K. Jones
You realize how spikey hair and big clunky boots are real assets to your natural aesthetics.	Servo
You were actually aware of the repetitive seven thing (Sevens of the Seven) beforehand.	Servo
You can't fight Jenova Life without muting the TV and grabbing a box of Kleenix.	Servo
You freak out and hide in the bathroom for hours after seeing the end the first time, muttering, "Great...Seph...i...roth...where are...you?"	Servo
You can actually sing the karaoke to OWA.	Servo
You have a life-sized Sephiroth banner hanging opposite your bed.	Servo
You stay up to 5 in the bloody morning writing these sayings, but you don't care since you get to stare at your Sephiroth banner while doing so. :)	Servo
You start seeing angels... with single wings.	Crono & Dekar
When you go on an vacation and the airplane is going to crash you think it's WEAPONS's fault.	Windmystic
When you are on an airplane you call the pilot Cid.	Windmystic
You are surprised that your boss won't give you a day off so you can finally beat Emerald Weapon.	Jola
You drill holes in a knife, and put your marbles in the slots, hoping to be able to cast a spell.	Mog Kupo
When school's out you go around school trying Vincent's combination on each locker knowing Lost Number must be in one and he can give you Odin.	KEFKA
You notice that all of your underwear has FF7 characters on them.	Tri
In your world, wrestlers wear wigs.	Boba Hutt
Every time you enter a museum, you insist on seeing any Cetra fossils.	Janus12k
You're convinced your friend Zack is a member of SOLDIER.	Janus12k
You suggest that if the U.S. ever gets in a war, they just summon Knights of the Round and end the battle real quick.	Janus12k
You stay away from anyone named Vincent thinking if you touch them they will turn into a terrible monster and try to kill you. (C&D Note: My middle name's Vincent. Hey... where's everyone going?)	James
You try to be real nice to the pretty girl across the street so she will ask you out on a date the next time you go to the hotel.	Fei
You open all boxes in dark rooms hoping to see a sleeping guy with a red scarf and you tell him all about Sephiroth without actually saying anything aloud...	m.k.shannon
You laugh by moving your shoulders up and down.	m.k.shannon
Whenever your group has to do something, you shout, "Let's mosey," and somebody complains about it.	m.k.shannon
You scrimp and save to buy the FF7 OST ...even though you already have all the midi files ...with 3 different versions each ...and you have the corresponding wallpapers ...in 1024x768, 800x600, and 640x480 resolution.	m.k.shannon
Your room is full of posters of FF7 characters, and you have their figurines on display.	m.k.shannon
You try to summon Meteor and when it doesn't work, you summon Sephiroth instead, and when that doesn't work you realize that you don't have the black materia, so you go around Ancient Ruins with a stuffed toy cat looking for it.	m.k.shannon
You've memorized the 10 sephirot, and you actually know what a sephirot is.	m.k.shannon
You've noticed that Tifa's eyes are red, or you play the game again to see if her eyes really are red.	m.k.shannon
You finish the game for the nth time and you're still disappointed when Sephiroth dies.	m.k.shannon
Your childhood idol attacks both of your girlfriends and burns your hometown.	m.k.shannon
You believe that nuclear power plants get mako energy from underground.	m.k.shannon
You're afraid to drink well water because you might get mako poisoning.	m.k.shannon
You talk to yourself in the mirror and faint immediately afterwards.	m.k.shannon
You have 3 each of the master materia.	m.k.shannon
You believe that it's possible for someone to have hair as spikey as Cloud's, and you prove it by dying your hair blonde and using rubber cement to make it stand up, and if that doesn't work, you wonder why it works for Johnny Bravo.	m.k.shannon
Whenever you go on a field trip, you check bio labs for a reddish dog with a fiery tail and a "XIII" tatoo.	m.k.shannon
You wonder why Aeris doesn't have a pendant, and if she did, it would probably look like a save point.	m.k.shannon
You think that you have only twenty seconds to enter the combination to open a safe.	m.k.shannon

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You wear polyester in the hopes of being mistaken for the President of Esthar.	Bobbin Cranbud

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You actually know how to pronounce Beoulve.	Crono & Dekar
When you hear you need a calculator for math class, you say that you don't have a character that is a L4 Priest, L4 Wizard, L3 Oracle, and L3 Time Mage.	Crono & Dekar
You think that just because Magus pretended to be an oracle in Chrono Trigger, but really was not, that he can't use Yin Yang Magic.	Crono & Dekar
You think singing heals and dancing hurts.	Crono & Dekar
You consider surgically removing your nose for appearance sake.	Servo
You expect any rampaging beasts you may meet to calmly wait for their turn to attack you.	Servo
You hold more respect for Ramza than any other historical figure and wonder why he isn't included in your world history book.	Servo
You get in a fight and try to attack your opponent from behind.	Jeremy CR
You think your local Reverend is involved in a complex plot to revive the Zodiac Braves.	Jeremy CR
You find it takes you a day to walk anywhere.	Jeremy CR
You check tombstones for Mosfungus.	Jeremy CR
You send your friends on quests you hear about in a bar.	Jeremy CR
You order milk in a bar. :)	Jeremy CR
You throw potions in chemistry class.	Jeremy CR
You try to tame a squirrel by shooting it.	Jeremy CR
You study reeeeeal hard in algebra class, hoping you'll be able to injure someone with your math skills.	Mog Kupo
You don't trust anybody, your teacher, your parent, your best friend. They could be involved in a consprisy.	Samantha

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You think that all inventors and owners of airships are named Cid. (Most FFs)	Frog
Everytime something good happens, you expect to hear the victory theme.	Janus12k
Whenever you get in a fight, instead of punching and kicking, you try to Jump on your opponents. (Several FFs)	DarkMoogle
You work at MacDonalds to gain job/ability points. (FF5 & Tactics)	DoomGaze
You know how to summon your pet five times in one turn. (FF5)	DoomGaze
Your favorite word is "Dragoon". (FF4, FF5, Tactics)	DoomGaze
You feel that asteroids will soon be on the cutting edge of transportation. (FF5)	DoomGaze
You believe wearing anything made of bones will make you undead. (FF5)	DoomGaze
You see a gray sqirrel and hope it runs away before it kills you. (FF5)	DoomGaze
You call a horse Boco and try to ride around the world on it in hopes of winning a mirage vest from a town in another dimension. (FF5)	DoomGaze
You believe you can hold your breath longer than any mime in the world. (FF5)	DoomGaze
You cast scan on people you hate, hoping to learn their weaknesses. (Most FFs)	DoomGaze
You use the word "kupo" in conversations.	Bobbin Cranbud

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You think it is normal to be able to have 300 ammo on one's preson.	(Not Given)
You become either real interested or frightened when your biology teacher mentions mitochondria.	(Not Given)
You think the girl across the street is a reborn Maya.	Fei
When your doctor examines your scraped knee and says you should be more careful, you say, "Shut up! It was Eve's fault!"	Fei

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
Every time you see a shooting star, you scream "The Sinistrals are coming!�Run for your lives!"	Janus12k
You start feeding your pets weapons.	Mailman

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You catch yourself saying, "Pika! Pika! Pikachu!" or words of another pokemon language when you really mean to say, "What are you doing this weekend?"	Crono & Dekar
You expect your arch-rival's grandfather to help you out instead of him.	Crono & Dekar
You try to cram items into the disk drive of your PC to send them to Ash's PC.	Crono & Dekar
You expect vetrinarians to, in a matter of seconds, heal your pets for no charge.	Crono & Dekar
To "go outside and play" means taking your Gameboy to the park.	Jola
You play the red version with the right hand, and the blue version with the left.	Jola
Your train your parrot to say its name, and ONLY its name. (Cartoon)	Mog Kupo
You buy a red and a blue GB to play the red and blue versions of Pokemon on.	ExtremePat
You try to catch 150 types of animals.	Dekar the Katanabard
You throw red tennis balls at your pets.	Gogiron
You memorize every poke-rap in order and you sing them in the shower.	Gogiron
You attack anyone who so much as mentions a "rocket".	Gogiron
You try planting seeds on your back in hopes you'll become a Bulbasaur.	GJ
You look at a caterpillar and say, "Eventually, that thing will undergo metamorphosis, and evolve into a Butterfree!"	GJ
You contact Nintendo and ask them to set up an interview between you and Ash from the TV show.	GJ
You catch a mouse and paint it yellow with brown stripes on it's back.	Fei
When you're baby-sitting you put the kids to sleep by singing in Jigglypuff launguage.	Fei

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You take a turkey leg at dinner and use it as a weapon.	Crono & Dekar
You notice your dog... changes.	Crono & Dekar

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You thought that Mario wouldn't talk in Super Mario 64 or Mario Kart 64.	Crono & Dekar
Every time you see a cloud over head, you check the area for vines so you can visit Mallow.	Magus Mystic
You expect your little brother's action figures to come to life.	Magus Mystic
You jump on top of frogs in the pond to find the right note.	Guardian Owl
You ask frogs to give you all the answers to your gaming problems.	Guardian Owl
You keep on jumping, hoping to find a hidden treasure chest.	Mog Kupo
If you are in a fight, you expect someone else who hates you (Bowser) to help you.	Dekar the Katanabard

Way to Know	Submitter of Way
You never see your Dad and your worst enemy at the same time...hmmm...	DarK Magus
If someone wants to fight you, you say "When Id wakes up, you're toast."	DarK Magus
If someone pulls a gun on you, you raise your fists and think you stand a chance.	DarK Magus
You think that the church is an organization that is watching you.	DarK Magus
You ask your neighbors if they seen an Etone for some particular reason.	Fei
You dye your head red and paint your face white when your innerself wakes up or when you get really mad.	Fei

Way to Know	Game(s)	Submitter of Way
Your nickname is Crono & Dekar :-)	(None)	(Duh...)
You overprice mushrooms.	EarthBound and Super Mario RPG	Crono & Dekar
You exchange your $$ to GP or Gil.	Most RPGs	Crono & Dekar
You don't think you can have your child's name be over 5 characters long.	Most RPGs	Crono & Dekar
You're still reading this :)	(None)	Edwyn
You start comparing your friends to the characters.	Any RPG	Edwyn
You start acting reckless and rash because you can "reload the game" of life later.	Any RPG	Edwyn
You don't have enough lunch money so you fight with the animals outside and earn gil.	Most RPGs	Frog
You think that monster hunting is a profitable profession.	Lufia 2 and Pokemon	Jason K. Jones
You forget your mom's name and never remember what it is.	Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, and EarthBound	Jason K. Jones
You think that you can't move until a little bitty bar fills up completely.	RPGs with ATB system	Jason K. Jones
You start realizing how suspciously close the moogle and Monstro Town themes seem to be.	Final Fantasies and Super Mario RPG	Servo
You try to Summon your cat in streetfights.	Final Fantasy 4, 6, & 7	Keelan
You try to get out of gym class by saying "I'm low on HP."	Most RPGs	Keelan
You go through denial and the other six stages of grief when an RPG character dies.	Most RPGs	Crono & Dekar
You save money to go to Iraq-Iran to see the Tower of Babel and gain the dark power with youre sister.	Illusion of Gaia	Windmystic
You ask people if they had seen a dark space, saying that you need it to transform (forgeting that no one but the dark knight could see the dark space).	Illusion of Gaia	Windmystic
When you get into a fight you think that little white numbers will come out of the ground beneath you when you get hit.	Several RPGs	Windmystic
You get all of these inside jokes.	All RPGs	Mog Kupo
You can pronounce "...", "!!!", "...?", and "???".	Most RPGs	Crono & Dekar
You become violent when someone says, "If it's the final fantasy how come there are eight of them?", mainly because you've heard it so many times.	Final Fantasies	Crono & Dekar
You find that your "Novalty" shelf is filled with code books	(None)	Tri
When someone mentions "Game", you realize that you've been away from yours for a whole three seconds.	(None)	Tri
You suddenly realize that talking too much in unknown territories can be hazardous to your health (not to mention your HP)	Most RPGs	Boba Hutt
Your prison holds a contest to allow prisoner(s) to be released.	Saga Frontier, Final Fantasy 7, Xenogears	Boba Hutt
You think beating up animals makes you stronger.	All RPG's	Janus12k
You make up a list of ways that you play RPGs too much!	(None)	DarkMoogle
You see everyone as a centimeter tall.	All RPGs	Mailman

Top 10 Ways To Know You Play FF3 Too Much

These were originally published by Nintendo Power and were sent to me (but not made) by Cronokyle.


10. You think your neighbor is a spy for the Empire.
9. You go around asking people to join the Returners.
8. You pick fights to gain EXP.
7. You named your dog Interceptor.
6. You think your science teacher is an Esper.
5. You think your school is Zozo tower.
4. You've tried using the fire spell to light the stove.
3. Your brother was picking on you and you tried the Bum Rush.
2. You thought the family car was Magitek Armor.
1. You thought your grandma's fruit was a piece of Magicite.

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Chrono Trigger Interview Part 1

Thanks to ShrimP (a.k.a Randykid) for these interviews:

Me: This is my interview with the one, the only, Crono! Hope ya'll like it!

Me: Hi Crono, how ya doing?

Crono: I'm fine, and you?

Me: Fine thanks! Do you really like Marle??

Crono: Don't mention that name!! I hate her!!! You see, we...*THUMP* he fainted!

Marle enters.

Marle: CRONO WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE NICE REPORTER GUY!! HE WAS CUTE!

I get up and am very very wobbly.

Me: She thinks I'm cute.

I fall again with a thump.

I get up.

Me: Owwwwww

Crono suddenly finds a gun in his hand.

Crono: Hey! Lucca's the gunman! Not me!

Me: There's a hole in the plot! AHHH!

Suddenly we hear Magus and his army screaming.

Me: What happened??

Marle: They fell through the plot hole.

Crono screams.

Me: I better be going.

Marle cries.

Me: I am guessing Crono fell..bye......AHHHH!!!

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Chrono Trigger Interview Part 2

It's me again! I am here with my other interview. This time with FROG!!!

(RK is me)

RK: Hi there Frog! How are you?

Frog: Fine, and thou?

RK: Fine thanx!

Magus enters.

Frog: YOU!!!!!

Frog slices Magus' head off and transforms to Glenn.

Glenn: Whoa!! It didn't happen like that in the game!

RK faints from the transformation and hears a familiar voice saying:

Marle: FROG WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE NICE REPORTER GUY!! HE WAS CUTE!!

Glenn: You said that.

Magus drops in from the sky.

Glenn: How did you get here?

Magus: By means of plot hole.

RK gets up.

RK: Ouchies!

Marle: Poor baby!

Marle kisses the booboo.

RK faints.

Magus falls down the plot hole.

Crono leaves.

Glenn: STOP THE MUSIC!! Where did Crono come from?? No wait! Don't tell me! Plot hole, right?

Marle: You got it sugar baby.

Glenn: Don't call me that!!!!

Glenn kills Marle, RK, and then himself.

THE END

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What would happen if Marle kissed Frog?

By Jason K. Jones:

Marle kissed Frog and suddenly he turned into a tall Knight with long green hair. Marle, Lucca, and Ayla thought he was so cute that Ayla dumped Kino, Marle dumped Crono, and Lucca just forgot about any guy she might have liked.

Glenn runs into the gate and the girls follow.

Crono: ...

Robo: We must find them.

Crono: ... later. I'm tired.

Crono goes to his house and goes to sleep.

Glenn runs to the castle.

Glenn: Your majesty! I need help!

Leene: Who are you... Whoa baby! Come to Momma!

Leene chases Glenn.

Glenn: Not you too!

Glenn runs to Fiona's house after talking to Robo for a very quick moment.

Glenn: Fiona you have to hide me!

Fiona: Bye Marco. Come here you gorgeous man!

Fiona chases Glenn.

Glenn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Glenn runs to the cursed woods. He hides in his hole.

Marle, Lucca, Ayla, Leene, and Fiona climb down the ladder and start to close in around him.

Glenn: Help me!

Magus appears.

Magus: You need help?

Glenn nods.

Magus: Okay. Magus waves his hands and Glenn turns into Frog.

Frog: You've cursed me again!

Magus: No. I saved you from being hassled by women for the rest of your life.

Marle: Magus you meany! He was cute.

All the girls start pouting.

Magus: Alright alright. I can't stand to see pretty women cry. Every Saturday he'll turn into a man. You can chase him then.

Magus waves his hands. Girls leave.

Frog: Magus how could you! Now I'll never be able to enjoy my weekend again!

Magus: Don't worry. I said you would become human every Saturday. I didn't say for how long. At midnight you will become human for one hour. They should all be sleeping then. You'll be fine.

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