He traveled extensively, gaining fame and respect wherever he went.
He traveled extensively, gaining fame and respect wherever he went.
In fact, between 702-704 A.D., the ancient Mayans of Chichen Itza (Mexico)
worshipped him as the
God of Tourism.
After 2 years of sunburn and upset stomach, he decided to move back
to New York City. The Mayans ripped out his heart as an offering to
the real Gods (God of Rain and God of Monday Night Football), but David
offered them his hat and camera, so they put his heart back in (they
had not yet perfected this procedure).
Several centuries later, David started a family. He married Fran Spicehandler in August 1969 - one of several totally nude marriages at Woodstock.
David and Fran have two children - Eric, born in March 1972, and Dawn, born in December 1973. They were perfect little children who did everything their parents told them, never lied, and never, ever fought with each other.
Eric is now a Computer Engineer for Intel in Folsom, CA. He was nice enough to create the web pages you are now viewing.
Dawn (no web page yet) works as a paralegal for Honda in Torrance, CA. She calls Santa Monica her home. She just loves her "Baby Daddy".
David and Fran currently live in Bordentown, NJ, otherwise known as Exit 7 on the New Jersey Turnpike. David is temporarily taking up residence at HUP (Hotel of the Upper Peninsula), where he is awaiting a heart transplant. In his spare time, he likes to play with his friend Evan.
To send David email (e.g., you have a spare heart lying around), click here.