I'm totally into flip flops. I love to wear them, and be humiliated by them.  About a 2 years ago i met this dude who was into it as well.  We were chatting on irc and he gave me a set of "orders" to follow the next day when i got up to run to the store for breakfast. I had to email him back what happened.  Here's the email.  Hope you like it.
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Hello Sir Ilvft,

Today i totally humiliated myself by following your orders.  i wore a pair of flip flops that did not match out in public.  My left sandal was a bright pink one, and my right sandal was a blue and orange Gator football sandal.  Not only did they not match but looked really stupid because of the colors.

i went to the store to get breakfast and cigarettes and as i was walking through the store i was totally conches of how dumb i looked in my flip flops. i noticed people would glance at my feet and one guy even smirked when he saw me.  While standing in the checkout line i was totally humiliated and could feel my face turn red.

     When i got home i couldn't believe that a younger guy who i only  know from the internet could make me humiliate myself this way. To know that now i must tell you what happened only ads to my predicament.  You used my favorite shoe's my flip flops to humiliate me.

     But that's not all SIR.  i left my flip flops on throughout the morning as i was interneting and working around the house. After the mailman delivered today's mail i went out to get mine, and forgot i was wearing an obviously mismatched pare of flip flops.  As i walked to the box it dawned on me because about 5 of the neighbors kids were out playing and saw me.  i heard one kid comment on it and then them laughing!   I was totally humiliated and know they all told their parents, my neighbors.

   i can't believe i did this to myself, and know that you will totally laugh at me next time i see you on irc. 

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     Theres alot of ways to appreciate flip flops, and that was just one way.

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