DONATE YOUR ENERGY

Here, you are being offered a chance to donate your energy.
Please follow the step by step instructions, on how to make
this ultimate sacrifice, and ultimate statement, in the name of
the first and best General of the Negaverse, King of the Dark
Kingdom. Prove your honor and loyalty to the humble King
Jadeite. He would do the same for you. Please give a donation.

Guidlines to follow:

1. Your web browser must be one like netscape navigator or communicator, or microsoft explorer3 or an equivalent. Jadeite's energy harvesting talents combined with my computer programing skills, makes an excellent tool for the harvest and storage of life energy.

2. Click this link to go to the special page that will gentley absorb your energy.
DONATE ENERGY

3. Once you are on the special page, please click the donation button(top button).

4. Once you have clicked the button, you should notice some unusual things happen to the computer screen, like flashing, don't worry this is normal. The flashing signifies that the program is successfully harvesting your precious energy. Yes, you and your energy is very important and precious to Jadeite and me. Please remain seated at your computer, a good three or more minutes would be a generous donation.

5. Don't have your head too close to the computer screen. If you fall unconcious and hit your head, we will not be responsible for what happens to you. Jadeite and I are concerned with your well being and do not want our generous souls who donate to us to become unable to donate more energy in the future.

6. Sit and stare into the computer screen, concentrate intensely on the many colors.

7. Click on the "stop donation" button, when you are ready to stop. A good time to stop would be when you start hallucinating, having seizures, get shooting pains in your head, or feel like your going to faint.

8. If you can't see the link back to this page, then press the back button on your web browser. Thank you for your donation. Jadeite greatly appreciates it.

WARNING: Energy donation is not recommended for those with epilepsy. May induce life threatening seizures. Also not recommended for those at extremely high risk of stroke or have had a stroke in the past. May cause severe migraines, which can trigger a sudden stroke. In other words, use at your own risk. HAVE FUN!!;) *evil laughter*

 

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