Episode 41: The Return of Sailor Moon
Be like Usagi, assume that the cat talking to you is just that piece of rhubarb pie, you aren't Sailor Moon
Episode 42: So You Want to be in Pictures
When casting girls for a play, go on acting ability, THEN find the one who looks like the character. The other way around is just idiotic. A pretty bimbo who can't act won't do you any good unless you're casting for Baywatch
Episode 43: A Knight to Remember
Always have a best friend of the opposite sex ~.^ Also, employ a guy in a turban to be your protector
Episode 44: VR Madness
Call your turban-wearing protector the "Shiek of Baghdad" just like Darien did!
Episode 45: Cherry Blossom Time
When finding your students on the ground without any energy, assume that the really really really pale faced woman who comes up to you IS the one who did this to them. Don't ask her for help! Gosh people! And also, don't expect Queen Serenity to give you an ultra cool weapon if you're in danger
Episode 46: Kindergarten Chaos
Being on a bus with a ton of little Kindergarteners AND Usagi singing "The Wheels of the Bus" is a death wish
Episode 47: Much Ado About Babysitting
Offer to help babysitting with the hot guy in your neighborhood. Bet him five bucks that the baby walks before it talks and then you'll score five bucks too!
Episode 48: Raye's Day in the Spotlight
If you can sing, organize your local school festival so you can highlight yourself as the coolest singer ever
Episode 49: Food Fetish
Don't assume a guy who looks nothing like your turban-wearing protector is actually him. He'll probably just eat your delicious lunch then go without saying thank you
Episode 50: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Take a lesson from Ann. Cheat to get the romantic scene with the hot guy. A villian finally did something right!
Episode 51: Detention Doldrums
If you feel you're getting weaker when something puts their finger on your forehead, don't wait until all your energy is drained away. Pull back damnit!
Episode 52: Secret Garden
There is no such thing as space botany in a junior high/high school science class. 'nough said.
Episode 53: Treed
Okay, what good would holding hands while being strangled by a tree do? If you can't pull yourself out, how could you pull the other person out?

