Episode 54: Serena Times Two
Assume that a person with your name and your really weird hairstyle is related to you. Especially if she falls out of the sky and says its her mom's hairstyle. Make connections!
Episode 55: The Cosmetic Caper
If your boyfriend breaks up with you suddenly, don't assume it's because you'll die if you two stay together. He dumped you, get over it
Episode 56: Mercury Moving On?
Answer me this, why would you go away to study when you're part of a team that saves the world from evil? And besides that, they need you to save the world. What would you say? "Screw the world, I want to study to become a doctor in Germany even though I'll have plenty of chances in the future to do that." Gosh!
Episode 57: Gramps in a Pickle
Just admit it, your grandpa is a lecherous old man that should never be allowed to get his hands on Viagra
Episode 58: Trouble Comes Thundering Down
Why isn't anyone else in that cafe? Where are the waitresses? There are so many plot gaps, there are more than Monsters-Of-The-Day!
Episode 59: A Charmed Life
Oh so this time it's a charmed life, not an uncharmed one (see episode 7)? Anyway, buy lotsa love charms. They may not work, but you can blame them for your bad luck in love instead of having to blame yourself!
Episode 60: A Curried Favor
Learn how to cook curry then go over to the cute guy's house who doesn't know how to cook it. Say it's for your little cousin's cooking day and she wants him to cook it
Episode 61: Naughty & Nice
Who came up with this title? Santa Clause? Where'd they get these people who came up with these? Off the street with the promise of a Big Mac inside? My gosh.... OH! I need to say a moral. If you can either protect a bratty kid or defeat an enemy, defeat the stupid enemy!
Episode 62: Prediction of Doom
Fake going into a dead trance and get your friends to go and tell the cute guy that only his kiss can awaken you
Episode 63: Enemies No More
Whenever you hearing a woman say "Avon calling!" assume it's a Black Moon villian and scream while calling the police
Episode 64: Check Mate
Learn how to win a game of chess with only a few pawns, it may come in handy!
Episode 65: Sibling Rivalry
Don't plan evil plots with family members!
Episode 66: Rubeus Evens the Score
End every episode with a cliffhanger ^_^
Episode 67: Rubeus Strikes Out
Kill your enemies BEFORE they have a chance to teleport out of your exploding space ship. Then you can die as a hero
Episode 68: The Secret of the Luna Sphere
If you can make anything in your dream happen if you believe, please "believe" that the people who thought of Saban's version of Sailor Moon are dead. Gosh that thing scares me.....
Episode 69: Emerald Takes Over
I wish I could eat as much cake as Emerald and Serena without gaining any weight. What's their secret? I wanna know!!!!
Episode 70: Promises Fulfilled
Droids (monsters-of-the-day working for the Black Moon) should never say what their attacks stand for. Like "makes friends enemies!", that was just adding info we really didn't care about from the beginning thank you. And as for the end, how many times does that happen that suddenly the guy who rejected you, accepts you again? Don't count on it
Episode 71: No Thanks, Nurse Venus
Threaten that you'll come over to your friends' houses when they're sick and be "Nurse Venus". It'll scare them out of their wit! I know this one from personal experience.
Episode 72: Dog Day For Artemis
Put a collar on your magic talking cat, will ya? Who knows what bratty little kid might take that cat and name it Fluffy!
Episode 73: Lonely Amy
If your friends start turning their backs on you and calling you a cheater, assume the Black Moon is behind it. If you actually did cheat, it's your own fault you cheater!!!!!
Episode 74: Child's Play
Why doesn't anyone notice a lot of grade school kids trying to kill each other? Aren't there any police in Japan?
Episode 75: Future Shocked
If you have your own Luna P that can turn into anything you want it to be, turn it into a bazooka, not a slingshot. Gosh! Is it just me or does this show lack all common sense?
Episode 76: Legend of the Negamoon
If you find out that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend have a bratty kid in the future, use birth control and keep that little imp from being born! Also, if a guy tries to make you kiss him, slap him and call him a pervert. Then hope that your boyfriend will arrive in the nick of time with a rose, just like he always does
Episode 77: Jealousy's Just Reward
Never trust a guy with no body and a very evil sounding voice to give you more power. You're a guinea pig and you're gonna die. Don't be dumb if you're a villian, think it out
Episode 78: The Birth of Wicked Lady
Why couldn't they have not realized it was Rini and just killed the witch? The world would have turned out a lot better! And is it just me or is Rini's voice just as annoying as Wicked Lady?
Episode 79: Brotherly Love
Ahh....the episode in Philadelphia (if you don't get the pun, don't ask). If your boyfriend says he must go back to find his brother but he'll be in great danger, go with him to protect him! And bring a shot gun!
Episode 80: Diamond in the Rough
Is it just me or does this episode title remind you of Aladdin? Anyways, never let Diamond die! He belongs in my catagory of "too hot to die". And if you're Sailor Moon, use a healing spell on him before he dies, don't just stand there and listen to his idle chatter.
Episode 81: Final Battle
Rini in a Princess Serena outfit....now that's scary. Why would you get your child an outfit to match yours? That logic scares me. Also, when figuring out who you relaly are, trust the people who say they love you other than the stupid guy with the evil voice saying that you were ALWAYS alone and neglected,
Episode 82: Follow the Leader
We want Uranus and Neptune! We want Uranus and Neptune! Other than that, can someone say "repeating footage"? Good, I knew you could. If you're leaving a hint to other Sailor Scouts later in the series, continue dubbing it! Do you know how many little kids are confused because they never got to see who the new Scouts are? Poor little naive people who do not yet know the wonders of Japanese Sailor Moon.....