L: Why do I have to be here?
H: Because you're our "very special guest"
M: I'm not enough? I thought I was your assistant! Am I getting a pay cut?
L: HE'S GETTING PAID FOR THIS AND I'M NOT?!?!?!
*X walks in and sits down. X is wearing an X-Files T-Shirt that says "The Truth is Out There"*
L: Dude! I have that same shirt!
X: Really? People think I look a lot like Melvin Frohike. He stole my first name!
H: You're taking away my interview time Lisa!!!!!!!
*M bites L's leg*
L: OWWWWWW!!!! #$#%#$%#$%^!
H: Mel!!!!!
M: There goes next month's salary..........
H: So Melvin, have you found out who Sailor Moon is?
X: No! Do you know? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
L: YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
H mumbles: Why'd I have to get stuck with two Philes in the same room?
L: WHAT?!
H: Nothing
X: Well do you know who Sailor Moon is?
L: Well, I think that..... WHO ELSE HAS MEATBALLS FOR HAIR?!?!
X: Did Scully put her hair up like that once?
L: NOOOO!!!!!
*L hits X's head with a 2x4*
X: It has to be Molly. Why don't we get Mulder and Scully on this?
L: But won't Cigarette Smoking Man cover every bit of evidence up?
X: Let's call the Lone Gunmen! They're members of my snail watching club on the Internet!
*L lights up. X smiles*
X: Want to go out with me for a prune shake or something?
L talks to H: Do I have to?
H whispers: It's good for public relations.....
X: Well?
L: Um....I like....umm....I like....Darien! That's it! I like Darien!
*X begins to cry*
X: Scully wouldn't do that!
*X storms out*
H: Well, thanks for screwing up my interview! Stupid Phile!
L: Moonatic!
H: Phile!
L: MOONATIC!!!!!!!
H: PHILE!!!!!!
*H & L go on for hours, M locks them in the room and starts to destroy the Ten Thirteen Productions studio (that makes X-Files) and burned all the X-Files episodes*
M: The truth is no longer out there! It's burnt to the ground ^_^
