H: Game point
*H almost serves, but then B pops up from the floor*
H: AHHH!!!!
*H misses the point*
B: Humans.......
H: Well, I guess we can get started with the interview.
*B, H & M sit down in comfy chairs*
H: So how is it being the Queen of the Negaforce?
B: It's okay, nothing special or anything
*M stares at B*
B: WHAT?!
M: You look like a chew toy I once had. You look like it after I chewed it up. It was so deformed. In fact, I think the chew toy was prettier
H: MEL! I am soooo sorry Queen Beryl. Mel's been like that all day. Don't be insulted please. Anyway, Mel's just a little eevee (that's the kind of Pokemon Mel is)
B: I'll get you later
*M runs out of the room*
H: Sorry about that. So, what's the latest plan to collect energy?
B: I guess I can confide in you. This won't be posted for anyone else to see, right?
H: Of course not
B: Okay, then I'll tell you
H thinks: She's as dense as Serena. Maybe having a crush on Darien kills brain cells or something
B: Well, many people use the Internet. I happen to be a personal friend of Bill Gates. We met at a Star Trek convention. I slipped an energy sucker into the internet. It was Melvin's idea. He was at the convention too. Every second you're on the Internet, a little energy gets sucked away from you
H mumbles: There goes half the people reading this interview.....
*M walks in and sits on the arm of H's chair*
B: Isn't that a great idea?
H: Sure! It's the work of a genius villian
B: That reminds me.... Why am I in the Negaverse Hall of Shame?
H: Uh....I ran out of bad villians?
B: Why didn't you praise my work then? You praised Vegeta!
H: Well, I dunno. I know! I'm making a shrine to you, that's why.
B: Really? That's great
M: Since when are you...
*H covers M's mouth*
B: Well, I have to go. I need to get back in time for my manicure appointment. Goodbye pathetic humans!
*B cackles and disappears*
H: I'm not making her a shrine! I didn't want to make her mad
M: Oh
B from out of nowhere: I heard that!
H: Oops......
