Quotes

This is the section for quotes from the TV show. If you have something to this section, send it to: Sailor_Starmie@yahoo.com

Quotes:

Brock: I could write a book about the secrets of love and heartaches!
Misty: I guess that book would be your autobiography?
(Bye Bye, Butterfree)

Ash: All right, who ever you are, come out! And if your a ghost or monster, stay back there and we won't hurt you.
Misty: AND YOU CALL ME A CHICKEN! YOU'RE A TOTAL COWARD ASH!
Ash: Well, maybe not a total coward...
(Sparks Fly for Magnemite)

Jessie: *crying* That's such a sad ending...
Meowth: *crying* That poor kid.
Brock: *crying* I can't believe James is gone...
Ash: *crying* I miss him!
Pikachu: *wailing* Piiiiiii.
Misty: *groans* JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!
(Holy Matrimony)

Brock: It must be a girl thing.
Ash: Maybe it isn't a girl thing, maybe it's just a Misty thing.
Misty: *knocks out Ash*
(Princess Vs. Princess)

Brock: There's a bug on your shoe, Misty.
Misty: Ew! Ew! Get it off, get it off! *jumps on Ash*
Brock: Oh, it was just a piece of grass. Hahahahaha...
Misty: *kicks Brock in the face*
(Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village)

Misty: *whistfully* It must be nice to have big brothers.
Ash: You could pass as my brother!
Misty: *whacks Ash*
(The Battling Eevee Brothers)

Dr. Proctor: You have to keep the patient under control!
Ash: OK, Bulbasaur, hold Cubone down with Vine Whip now!
Bulbasaur: Bulba! *holds down Cubone*
Dr. Proctor: You can't be so violent with the patients! This one's just a youngerster!
Ash: Sorry.
Chansey: Chansey! *gives X-ray to Dr. Proctor*
Dr. Proctor: Thanks Chansey. It's head is OK thanks to that big thick skull. Repair the fratures with Super glue.
Misty: I can do that for you doctor!
Dr. Proctor: OK, Misty.
Misty: *gently* Take it easy, you're going to be OK. You were scared, weren't you? You're a brave one, aren't you Cubone?
Cubone: *happily* Cubone!
Chansey: *claps*
Dr. Proctor: Misty, you've got a  knack for this.
Misty: Thank you, Doctor.
Ash: *mad* Hmph. Knack.
(A Chansey Operation)

Jessie: This is the 3rd hole we've fallen into. How come no one ever falls into our traps, but we always fall into theirs?
James: Well, this one was cleverly made, well hidden--
Jessie: *mad* I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Meowth: *mad* Meowth!
(Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village)

Misty: Oh, how could I let it get away?
Brock, Ash: Hey, there she is!
Ash: Misty!
Misty: Huh?
Ash: Where'd you run off to?
Misty: *absentmindly* Oh, I found a FarFetch'd and tried to capture it.
Brock, Ash: You tried to capture it?
Brock: Have you been sneaking aroung behind our backs?
Misty: Huh? No! If I had caught it it would have been all of ours.
Ash: *scoffing* Yeah, right.
Misty: Anyway, FarFetch'd is an incrediable Pokemon. It's so cute and it twirls its leek like a baton!
Brock, Ash: Huh?
Ash: No lie?
Misty: I'm telling the truth this time!
Ash: This time?!
Misty: Ooops.
(So Near, Yet so FarFetch'd)

Misty: It we just follow these eggs, they'll lead us right to Team Rocket!
Ash: Hehe. They're pretty dumb, aren't they?
Brock: If they're so dumb, how come they're the ones who have the egg?
Ash: I guess you have a point there. *sighs*
(Who Gets to Keep Togepi?)

Misty: Everything's OK now, thanks to Misty the Mighty!
(Clefairy and the Moon Stone)

Jenny: Oh, my goodness! I left my motorcycle parked at the front desk!.
(Pokemon Emergency)

Brock: Even Team Rocket could win if they fought like that.
James: Hurry, take notes, take notes! *taking notes*
Jessie: *also taking notes*
Meowth:*sweatdrop*
(The Ultimate Test)

James: *talking about Arbok and Weezing* They're bigger losers then the guy who invented homwork.
(The Problem with Paras)

Ash: So, Misty, you're still a red head?
Misty: Yep. The Squirtle Squad may play pranks, but they'd never mess with a girl's natural hair color.
(Here Comes the Squirtle Squad)

From Princess Misty:
Ash: *said something nice (flirting???)*
Misty: Save the sweet talk, Ash! You still owe me a bike!
(The Misty Mermaid)

The following 9 quotes are from Chrischuang:
Meowth:  We're gonna show that no good rotten crook what real good rotten crooks are like!!
(So Near, Yet so Farfetch`d)

Professor Oak:  Well you know , the early bird gets the worm or in this case the Pokémon.
(Pokémon, I choose You!)

Jessie:  Aaahhh!!  We supersized it!!
(Tentacool and Tentacruel)

Misty:  You're the worst!  Caterpie's a worm.  Pidgeotto is a bird.  Birds eat worms Mr. Pokémon Master!
(Ash Catches a Pokémon)

A.J:  Where did you get those Badges?  Either you stole `em or you competed in some real loser Gyms.  Like maybe from Loser City or Wimpsville!!
Misty: Grr...
Brock:  Grr..
Misty (angry and red-faced):  Insulting our gyms!  That crosses the line!!
Brock (commanding voice):  Ash , pulverize that jerk!!!
(The Path to the Pokémon League)

Daisy:  Well, he's totally isn't my choice for a boyfriend , but you're no prize yourself!!
(The Water Flowers of Cerulean City)

Ash:  Ewww!!!  Team Rocket kissed me!!
(Abra and the Psychic Showdown)

James: Drat, we wasted this whole episode cheering for the good guys!
(Electric Shock Showdown )

Jessiebell:  You're not runnning properly!!
(Holy Matrinomy)

Brock: Hey, look, I found a candle.
Ash: OK, Charmander, light the candle!
Charmander: Charr! *lights candle, but also burns Brock*
Brock: LIGHT THE CANDLE, NOT ME!
(The Tower of Terror)

Team Rocket: *waving Japanese fans* Let's go Team! To steal 'em is our dream! Let's go Rocket! Put Pokemon in our pocket!
(Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village)

Misty: *catching up* Hey! Wait a second!
Pikachu: *happily* Cha!
Misty: Where do you think you're going?
Ash: I know where we're going. We're going to Cerulean City.
Misty: *alarmed* Cerulean City?! Why're you going there for?
Ash: Well, it isn't any of your business, but I'm going for more Badges.
Misty: Uh, Ash, you don't want Pokemon from there, trust me. Because they're all...
Ash: All what?
Misty: Very scary. Fright monsters! *makes a face*
Ash: *begins laughing* Nice face, Misty *continues walking, but is blocked by Misty*
Misty: What about Vermillion City? It's right on the water, and there'a lots of neat Pokemon. And there's a park on the harbor where you can watch the sunset that's so romantic! It's much nicer then that ol' Cerulean City, so let's get going!
Ash: OK.
Misty: Really?
Ash: To Cerulean City.
Misty: *facefaults*
(The Water Flowers of Cerulean City)

James: She's got fire in her eyes!
Meowth: Yeah, and in her hair, too.
Jessie: *screams and runs around frantically*
(The Tower of Terror)

James: And the tornado's winding up! *pretends to be at bat*
Jessie: But will it strike us out?
Meowth: There goes the whole ball game!
(Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village)

Erika:
P for pretty,
E for elegant,
R for radiant,
F for fun,
U for ubane,
M for mysterious,
E for energy,
Brock: And that spells--
Misty: PERFUME!
(Pokemon Scent-sation!)

Narrator: And so, Misty effortlessly captures Psyduck, and the mysteries were all solved. Congratulations.
Misty: DON'T CONGRATULATE ME!
(Hypno's Naptime)

Ash: What makes her such a great breeder anyway?
Brock: *mad* HOW DARE YOU! *pulls out a mike* The Sensational Suzie of Sicissors Street has been awarded the trophy for excellance at the World Pokemon Breeders' Contest for 3 consecutive years! Wait. There's more! Lights. *extra lights shine on Suzie* The readers of Pokemon Friends magazine named her as the most popular breeder 4 years running! And her hugely popular website records over 10,000 hits per day!
Misty: *amazed* Wow. That's what I call a great breeder.
Brock: You better believe it!
Ash: OK, Brock, we hear you clear and loud.
Misty: *wanders to Vulpix* I wonder if this Vulpix has ever won any awards in competitions...
Brock: *with mike again* That's a great question, Misty. Vulpix is the hottest superstar in the Pokemon world! *bends down on 1 knee in front of it, like he's going to propose* Notice the gorgeous flowing tails that have made Vulpix a champ. Plus, there's--
Ash: *grabs Brock* We get the idea, Brock! Vulpix is terrific, too!
Vulpix: *yawns*
(Pokemon Fashion Flash)

From AshKet13:
Ash: *In spirit form, goes back to his body which is lying dead on the floor.*
Ash: *Opens his eyes slowly.*
Misty: *When Ash finally opens his eyes. * "You're alive..." *Wiping tears from her eyes.*
(The Tower of Terror)

Misty: Psyduck, cold water can make a headache even worse.
Psyduck: Psy?
Misty: Sometimes, I just look at that Psyduck face, and I get a headache.
Brock: *grooming Vulpix* What beautiful hair! Suzie's such a great breeder.
Misty: *a little too eagerly* Hey, Brock, how 'bout a trade? That Vulpix for my Psyduck!
Brock: No way!
Misty: *voice flattening* It wouldn't take much time to brush, 'cause Psyduck only has three hairs...
Psyduck: Psy?
(The Ninja Poke-Showdown)

James: I got a bulls-eye!
Jessie: Or close to it!
(The Flame Pokemon-athon!)

Aya: Born in darkness, living in darkness, such is a fate of a ninja. I am Aya, Ninja Warrior.
Misty: But don't you think that color is a little bright for a ninja?
(The Ninja Poke-Showdown)

Jenny: My name is Jenny, Safari Ranger, and you're under arrest for Pokemon poaching!
(The Kangaskhan Kid)

Team Rocket: *riding on a unicycle* This is one vicious cycle.
(The Bridge Bike Gang)

James: *insulted that Ash-tachi said the motto* To unite all peoples within our nation, not ignite!
(Ditto's Mysterious Mansion)