This is Robert. He's not really that fat...it's a sumo
costume.
This picture was taken at Project Graduation, right after
he beat the hell out of Kevin. Robert has many good qualities.
The coolest thing about him is that he can take any food product, such
as a package of Oreos, and tell you the cost per each Oreo in each package.
Also, he has Road Rage. Don't piss him off on the streets,
or else. Robert also has a unique ability to Honk. Oh,
and he once gave his cat an abortion. Well, not personally, but
still it was cruel.
This is Rachel
(right) and Jessica (left). They are both funny to laugh at.
Jessica and I go way back. We used to go to day care together, but
we don't remember each other. And our mommies worked there
too. I probably used to pick on her, just like now. Rachel
is also fun to pick on. But she could beat me up, so I try
not to. She's from Illinois, home of CHEESE STICKS and LEMONADE!
YUM! She likes Klondike Bars, Pez dispensers, James Dean, and stuff
from the eighties. Oh, and don't tell anyone, but she has a huge
crush on Bon Jovi!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S
Kevin. This is my roommate here at UCF. Oh, where do I start...Kevin
has been my best friend since 2nd grade, back when he used to eat match
heads and put live lizards in model rockets before setting them off.
Kevin still does funny stuff. For instance, he likes to honk the
horn in Robert's car when we drive by convicts picking up litter and then
drive down in the back seat so the rest of us get evil looks. Also,
he patented The Rave, The Honk, The Pirate, The Soinch, The Cockroach,
The Retard Voice, The Spanish-Asian Voice, The Cabbage Patch, The Run Under
The Volleyball Net And Fall Down Routine, The Rosie Perez (Hey Billy, get
me glass a water), and tons more. Kevin also has a faithful dog,
Butch. Butch's usual diet consists of Q-tips, but on his birthday,
Kevin gives him a Whopper.
This is a cool
picture of Molly and Michelle. They are part of a trio along with
Stephanie, but i don't have any pictures of her. They are all cool
individually, but they are REALLY funny when you put them all together.
Especially if I'm there to provoke fights between them. Well, I don't
really do that. Stephanie is Big Bad Yearbook editor at Estero High
School. Also, we used to work together at Video Unlimited.
Molly also works in the video industry. No, not porn, I mean at Movie
Time video, a little hole-in-the-wall rental store in a bad part of town.
Michelle is the third stooge, so we call her MO. Or is it MOE?
Or MOW? Or MOUGH? Anyways, she knows a kid named Yoda, so that's
pretty cool. I hear she just got a car, too, so she's
been busy driving around the world to find a movie theater that shows Disney
movies over and over again.
Well, that's all the pictures I have scanned so far. I really
have more friends than that, but no good pics. I'll try and put some
others up someday. Back to Main Page