Like every other guestbook out there, this one is completely uninteresting to most. Are these people good samaritans, bored & misguided, or heavy sterno abusers? You get to decide on a case-by-case basis.

Robert J. Muldoon - 09/22/00 20:04:30
My URL:/bolognaornot
My Email:nobody@replay.net
Favorite Cereal(s): no comment
Capital of Switzerland: Prague, I think
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Pine-Fresh, definitely
Recommended game(s): Pong
Recommended anime(s): Anything but Pokemon
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): If an infinite number of hillbillies in an infinite number of pickup trucks shot at an infinite number of road signs with an infinite number of shotguns with an infinite number of shells, they would eventually produce the collected works of Shakespere in braile. Noodle that one for awhile.
Comments:
Cool page, you've got a way with misinformation. Always remember to avoid the incalculable moisture of the Zerg!


Nippon Ichi! - 08/30/00 18:38:45
My URL:http://www.neworleansnovelty.com
My Email:Yuck
Favorite Cereal(s): None
Capital of Switzerland: None
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Poisoned roses
Recommended game(s): Not MvC2
Recommended anime(s): Not DBZ
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): None
Comments:
*sigh* Capcom vs. SNK 85% complete US beta is out at Pennyland. You probably already know, and you probably won't even go (with ball and chain and all -- ankle wounds can be nasty), but it is the thought that counts, right?


Master Rye, The Dark Overlord Of Baked Goods - 07/12/00 18:36:06
My URL:Wouldja go to it if I put it here? I think not!
My Email:Mwahahahaha..
Favorite Cereal(s): Cereals?! Pah!
Capital of Switzerland: No need to know that yet.. I have to capture Angel Grove first!
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Magadon's latest: bane-tainted!
Recommended game(s): Tony Hawk Pro Skater, Dungeon Keeper, Grand Theft Auto
Recommended anime(s): Pah! Us baked good overlords have no time for such nonsense!
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): i DON'T CaRe FoR uR ToNe YoUnG sIr.
Comments:
Blippity blip blip blap. So there. Hello Seven, as you call yourself. I know your tricks, aye I do. You should be cautious, for sometimes your tricks catch up with you. Warned you I did. Ok. So there. You ever see that movie with that guy who was fighting this other guy because the other guy did something to some people the first guy knew? I didn't. Oh well. So there. Now I must part, because I fall to pieces on this very guest book thing.. for I AM fragile and made of porcelain. Not really. So there.


Devadander - 05/02/00 02:51:33
My URL:Oh.. we know where.. oh yes we do..
My Email:E-MAIL? What the phuck is that?
Favorite Cereal(s): Frosted SkiN Flakes.
Capital of Switzerland: Uranus
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Rotting flesh is so much more appealing over all three..
Recommended game(s): GTA2, Postal, Lemmings
Recommended anime(s): No.. you tell me..
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Don't ask my silly questions, I won't play your silly games..
Comments:
Follow the beam, sir lint.. and you shall find yourself on a journey leading to greatness.. and the Dark Tower.. danger lies in your path, however, and pitfalls are abundant.. beware.. for your eyeball is on the dark side of the moon, and he stays there a the master of puppets with the mushroom people, so do like i told you.. bake coffe cake in your crock pot.. yo yo yo.. word to your goldfish, biatch. Later.. peeps... keep it semi-real on the flip side.


Leland The Lizard - 03/29/00 03:51:37
My URL:Anywhere but there..
My Email:some@some.such
Favorite Cereal(s): Crack Rox
Capital of Switzerland: Windmill
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Mustard gas will do, thank you very much, fiddle-dee-dee
Recommended game(s): I don't play games, lady. Those are for kids.
Recommended anime(s): A.G.O.O.D. 1, II
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): My eyes are twitching in their sockets because the plasma won't stop burning.
Comments:
U dare eat the cheese on crackers? That is not the way. Death be yours, mortal one. Yes.


Saikyo - 01/30/00 12:20:00
My URL:http://www.hightimes.com
My Email:Saikyo@Strong.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Tuna and crackers w/ Honey Comb and bong water.
Capital of Switzerland: Chocolate
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: mustard gas-tainted
Recommended game(s): pong 3d
Recommended anime(s): that Eva hentai movie. :)
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): ....
Comments:
yeah


Kristin - 09/11/99 19:50:30
My Email:ariannastar@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): coco puffs
Capital of Switzerland: fish
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Apricot
Recommended game(s): Ampgard
Recommended anime(s): the rest of Eva
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Rhode Island is neither a rode nor an island, disscus.
Comments:
One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, the deaf policemen heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. This all happened aroud the corner i the middle of the block in the little red house painted green with the gate shut wide opean and the dog tied loose in the back yard. If you don't belive my tale is true ask the blind man he saw it too.


A Guy Named Dram - 07/03/99 23:10:39
My URL:Oh.. boy would it be a site..
My Email:crazyguy@theasylum.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Cartilage flakes..
Capital of Switzerland: Southern Venezeula
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Mmmmmmmm.. mustard gas..
Recommended game(s): Ur Mutha..
Recommended anime(s): That one.. yeah.. that one..
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): For you are the world..
Comments:
Seraku, I know who U is, and I know where U is.. so.. fear the wrath of the turkey swimming the river of cake.. Yeah.. Like.. little children are the work of the devil.. like yeah.. and stuff.. Yeah.. I must be pretty bored to write this entry.. truth is. I am.. n stuff.. and now you'll never be able to get rid of it! Mwahahahahahahaha.. u need to get more saltine crackers @ this site.. n rocket fuel.. lots n lots of rocket fuel.. Yeah.. Woowoo.. N Stuff.. The name's Bond, War Bond.. lalalalala.. Buy War Bonds, and support ur military.. or don't.. I don't care... A colossal war between the Imperium and Freedom Guard is annihilating your world. To save your civilization you must enter the heart of an empire at war. Vanquish both military powers, and alter the destiny of a galaxy. DARK REIGN THE FUTURE OF WAR Dear sir, I do believe your derriere is being consumed by a conflagration Wish upon a star, And by far, You'll get six horns, And a lot of creamed corn. This has been spam, brought to you by Bored-To-Tears, Corp.


you know me - 06/23/99 21:33:51
My URL:http://fkfanfic.com
My Email:Bluelilth@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): corn pops!
Capital of Switzerland: geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: biohazard fresh
Recommended game(s): pay day
Recommended anime(s): tenchi
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): What's the point? We're all going ot die in 2012 anyway.
Comments:
You need more pics. And there isn't enough of your..umm... how does one put this....unique self shown in this page. I not talking about pics. I'm talking about your....um...one-of-a-kind prespective of the world. To the normal person, you seem to be a 13 ear old with nothing better to do. But to one who knows you, we can tell it is in fact a 19 year old with nothing better to do.


Tiki Da Story Guy - 06/10/99 06:59:28
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Soho/Workshop/8293/
My Email:tiki@endmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): I have not had a morsel of cereal in years, forgive me for my sins, my Savior.
Capital of Switzerland: I dunno, but the Commies tell me it is near them damn tiger pits..
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: I prefer anthrax over scents, sorry.
Recommended game(s): Postal
Recommended anime(s): Bastard
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): You're really not gonna like the answer...
Comments:
I like peanuts. Do you? I once had a monkey. His name was Mojo. We pray for Mojo. Once I rubbed his head, and he spit in my eye. That's why I wear green galoshes on my nose. Have you ever scented the sweet scents of burning petro in North Indonesia? I hav n't. Horns are for Vikings, body paint is for Scots. Jimmy cracked corn. Mexico's population starved because of Jimmy did this. I ate a nacho once. It lived in my couch for a week. We got a divorce and now she lives in a trailer with the cheese. Bitch. I nce knew a man from Nantucket.... Jimmy likes that man in ways I just won't describe.-----><><><><> A snake!!!


ryan r. - 06/10/99 06:51:25
Comments:
lauren you suck. you need to be quiet, here come suck on my dick again.


Lilian Blue - 06/01/99 01:57:11
My Email:Bluelilth@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): corn pops
Capital of Switzerland: Geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: mustard gas
Recommended game(s): monopoly
Recommended anime(s): Tenchi!
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Life's a bitch then you die. Gegeometry is not worth studing. 42
Comments:
Lint, sweety, you don't listen to those asssholes who said your site sucks. They don't understand your sense of humor. But that one guy was right, you don't have enough pics. But I luv ya anyway. Bye |-p


Lilian Blue - 06/01/99 01:57:05
My Email:Bluelilth@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): corn pops
Capital of Switzerland: Geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: mustard gas
Recommended game(s): monopoly
Recommended anime(s): Tenchi!
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Life's a bitch then you die. Gegeometry is not worth studing. 42
Comments:
Lint, sweety, you don't listen to those asssholes who said your site sucks. They don't understand your sense of humor. But that one guy was right, you don't have enough pics. But I luv ya anyway. Bye |-p


Lilian Blue - 06/01/99 01:56:58
My Email:Bluelilth@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): corn pops
Capital of Switzerland: Geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: mustard gas
Recommended game(s): monopoly
Recommended anime(s): Tenchi!
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Life's a bitch then you die. Gegeometry is not worth studing. 42
Comments:
Lint, sweety, you don't listen to those asssholes who said your site sucks. They don't understand your sense of humor. But that one guy was right, you don't have enough pics. But I luv ya anyway. Bye |-p


Lilian Blue - 06/01/99 01:56:41
My Email:Bluelilth@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): corn pops
Capital of Switzerland: Geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: mustard gas
Recommended game(s): monopoly
Recommended anime(s): Tenchi!
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Life's a bitch then you die. Gegeometry is not worth studing. 42
Comments:
Lint, sweety, you don't listen to those asssholes who said your site sucks. They don't understand your sense of humor. But that one guy was right, you don't have enough pics. But I luv ya anyway. Bye |-p


Amanda Ray Boudreaux - 04/06/99 21:10:37
My Email:Amandabou@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Just too many to pick from.
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Lemon-scented
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Pants, never leave home without them.
Comments:
You're right I don't want to sign your stupid web-site :)


Anne - 03/27/99 01:54:23
My Email:Anne_Gilson@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Capital of Switzerland: Bern
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Pine
Recommended game(s): Mmm, sorry don't really know much about games.
Recommended anime(s): Lodos War
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Oh, Great Ouija board, how is it you know all the answers?
Comments:
I have a life, really I do.


Blaise Riou - 03/24/99 14:21:30

Comments:
Je n'aime pas vraiment votre page. Elle ne pensent pas que c'est très intéressant. Vous devriez l'essayer encore. J'espère que ceci aide. Bonne Chance!



Tilandra - 03/12/99 23:04:08
My URL:As if you didn't know already
My Email:ditto
Favorite Cereal(s): Lucky Charms
Capital of Switzerland: Geneva
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: lemon-scented
Recommended game(s): Unreal
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Comments:
Cool site. Thought I'd come visit. Later.


Harmakhis, God of the Horizon - 03/11/99 20:31:18
My URL:http://www.geocites.com/Tokyo/Ginza/9742/dcnd.jpg
My Email:kinda_evil_ernie@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Anything either way too sweet or way too bland...
Capital of Switzerland: bite this
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Two all beef patties, mustard gas, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, all on a sesame seed bun...
Recommended game(s): Resident Evil 2?
Recommended anime(s): Iria! Well, you need to see the opening to Utena, also...
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): Naw, I tried that the other night and I never shut up...
Comments:
I know the capital of Sierra Leone! It's whichever is the current largest nomadic caravan this month...


leon gillis - 03/10/99 02:42:13
My URL:http://geocities.com/timessquare/chasm/7648
My Email:najaraha@hotmail.com
Capital of Switzerland: lake villa
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: deffintly mustard gas
Recommended game(s): marvel vs capcom
Recommended anime(s): 3x3 eyes
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): not again...
Comments:
lint your site sucks you dont have nearly enough picks to have a gallery. if anyone wants to see a real page and dosen't care aboutmy spelling go to my site.


7 - 03/01/99 15:54:37
My URL:You don't know? I'm hurt...
My Email:someone124@hotmail.com
Favorite Cereal(s): Honey-nut Staples
Capital of Switzerland: Isn't it around $161.3 billion?
Pine-fresh, lemon-scented, or mustard gas-tainted?: Mmm...dichloroethyl sulfide...(shivers)
Recommended game(s): Nearly any Capcom fighter is worth playing
Recommended anime(s): Battle Angel Alita
Profound thought(s)/rhetorical question(s): How sad is it to sign your own guestbook?
Comments:
You should give away hourly cash prizes to encourage people to come to this lame page.


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