This story is based on the ep149 of Sailor Moon Super S. (Yume no Kagami! Amazon Saigo no Stage/The dream mirror! Amazon last stage) *Thanx to Hitoshi Doi for the translation* This ep re-write is a sequel to "FishEye Plays the Crying Game". You have been warned! (I could be the next Go Nagai, but I don't want to go that far! ^_^) Oh! I almost forgot, Jerry Springer is copywrited by its own corresponding companies. I added him in this fanfic because I like the show.
FishEye was staying at Usagi's house. He wakes up from a restful sleep. He's still in his pajamas. Usagi comes to the door. (Keep in mind that Usagi doesn't know that FishEye is really a man)

Usagi: Good morning!
FishEye: Good morning.
Usagi: Did you sleep well?
FishEye: I think so.
Usagi: That's good. I'll be back with breakfast.
FishEye: Ok.

Usagi leaves for the moment. FishEye turns around and notices a picture of Usagi & Mamoru, the one that he attacked. He looks at the picture and cries. Usagi comes back with breakfast.

Usagi: Breakfast is ready! Huh? What are you doing?
FishEye: Is he your boyfriend?
Usagi: Yes. I love that man.
FishEye: You're very lucky. He's so beautiful, romantic, sensitive... and he's also taken.
Usagi: Don't feel so bad. I'm sure you'll find a boy of this world.

FishEye gasps at the speech. It seems so similar to the one Sailor Moon gave to him the day before. FishEye also recognizes the brooch that Usagi's wearing. With those in mind, he deducts that Usagi IS Sailor Moon.

Just then, Usagi's mother, Ikuko called for her daughter.

Mother: Usagi? Come over here please?
Usagi: That's my mother. Stay here. I'll be right back.
FishEye: Ok.

Usagi runs down to her mother.

Mother: Usagi, could you please run to the supermarket and get a gallon of milk for me please?
Usagi: Sure!
Mother: Here. This is 500 yen. Be sure to get the least expensive skim milk.
Usagi: Ok Momma.

Usagi leaves for the supermarket. Meanwhile FishEye gets dressed and leaves. The next scene fades to FishEye walking down the street, thinking of all the things that has been happening to him.

FishEye: Oh my! What am I to do now? Should I go back?
Mamoru: FIRA!!!!
FishEye: Oh, hi Mamo-chan.
Mamoru: Take this... and don't call me that!
FishEye: What is this?
Mamoru: Fira, you are going to the Jerry Springer show.
FishEye: Jerry Springer? Isn't he that guy who pays people to fight on his show?
Mamoru: That's only a rumor!
FishEye: What is this one about?
Mamoru: It's a makeover show.
FishEye: Really? I always wanted to get a new outfit!

Meanwhile at the Dead Moon Circus tent...

Zirconia: TigerEye! HawkEye! I must have a word with both of you!
TigerEye: Yes master?
HawkEye: You called for us?
Zirconia: FishEye has not returned! I fear he has abandoned us!
TigerEye: It's impossible.
HawkEye: I knew he was weird, but I never dawned on me that he'd go AWOL on us.
Zirconia: I want you both to go find him. When you do, KILL HIM!
TigerEye: What?
Zirconia: He brought it on himself. There is no mercy for deserters and traitors.
HawkEye: If that is what you want, then we will obey.
Zirconia: Very good. Take this. This orb will help you. If you happen to run into Pegasus, use this to catch him. It'll grant you a single wish.
TigerEye: As you wish, sir.

TigerEye & HawkEye leaves with the orb. Just then, Zirconia turns to 4 girls who's playing catch in the shadows. Zirconia tells them that they may have to help catch Pegasus and that the Amazon Trio's days are soon to be cut out. The next scene fades to the opening of the Jerry Springer show.

Jerry: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. My guests are here today to tell them that their loved ones lied to them!

The crowd goes in awe.

Jerry: Please meet Mamoru. He says that he had a girlfriend of two weeks that lied to him about something very deep. Mamoru what was that?
Mamoru: As you said, we went out for 2 weeks. One day, we met in the park. She had something to tell me. I listened, and she told me that she was a man!
(The crowd gasps.)
Jerry: Did you have any idea that she was not who you thought she was.
Mamoru: That's the weirdest problem! I had no clue.
Jerry: Well... let's meet this person... Her name is "Fira"!

As Fira (FishEye) walks to the stage, he gets called some really nasty remarks. "Freak", "Homo", "Queer" & "Faggot", just to name a few, along with a lot of booing & hissing came from the audience.

Jerry: Welcome to the show Fira.
FishEye: It's a pleasure to be here.
Jerry: Fira, is what he's saying is true?
FishEye: A shame for me to admit it, but yes. I am really a man.
Jerry: And you are a...
FishEye: A homosexual.
Jerry: And you like to go out in drag and go after men?
FishEye: Not always. Few and far between is when to go after a man, dressed like a man.
Jerry: Why do you dress as a woman and go after men? Isn't that dishonest?
FishEye: Where I come from, the only way I get a man, is to be dressed like a woman. Sadly, I cannot afford a sex change.
Mamoru: Why did you lie to me?
FishEye: Because I love you.
(The crowd gasps.)
Mamoru: This is making me sick!
Jerry: Isn't there something else that happened afterwards?
Mamoru: Yes. After I threw HIM away, he got really upset and tried to attack me!

Jerry: Fira, is there anything you would like to say to Mamoru?
FishEye: Yes. First, I want to apologize again for lying to you about my sex. Also, I want to say, I love you. I know I don't deserve it, I would like your forgiveness. I would also like to have you back, but I know that cannot happen. If I cannot have your love, I would at least want your forgiveness.
Mamoru: Fira, I don't know if I can forgive you, but I'm sure as hell am not taking you back!
FishEye: But I loved you! Did our two week rendezvous mean anything to you?
Mamoru: I was on the re-bound. Besides, I'm already back with my girlfriend now. So you can dismiss yourself.
FishEye: But Mamo-chan! I'd do anything for you to make you know for sure that I love you. ANYTHING!

Just then, Usagi & Chibi-Usa walked up on stage. They both ganged up on Fira, and beating the crap out of each other. The show's security got up to the fight and separated the three.

Jerry: Whoa! I didn't expect that. What are your names?
Usagi: I'm Tsukino Usagi
Chibi-Usa: My name is Tsukino Usagi as well, but everyone calls me Chibi-Usa.
Jerry: Well... Usagi. How are you related to them?
Usagi: I'm Mamoru's girlfriend.
Chibi-Usa: I'm Mamoru's daughter from the future!
(the audience is shocked)
Usagi: Fira, I have nothing against you... but I'm asking you now for the first and last time. Please stop going after my boyfriend.
Jerry: I see... Usagi, how long have you known Mamoru?
Usagi: For a very long time.
Jerry: How long?
Usagi: Since the Silver Millennium.
Jerry: The WHAT?
Usagi: The Silver Millennium.
Jerry: I see... if you two were older, it would've been the Gold Millenium, no?
(The crowd laughs and applauds)
Usagi: I brought my friends with me for moral support. Their sitting right there.
(Ami, Rei, Makoto, & Minako stands up from their seats)
Jerry: Hello, and you girls are...
Ami: Mizuno Ami
Rei: Hino Rei
Makoto: Kino Makoto
Minako: Aino Minako
Jerry: How did you know that this was happening?
Ami: We were eating ice cream one day. Usagi was very depressed.
Minako: When she told us the news, we were shocked.
Makoto: That was until Rei told Usagi some very good advice.
Jerry: I see... Rei, what were those words of advice you gave Usagi?
Rei: I said to Usagi... "If you could erase this one day in your life, is he still the one you want to marry?" She said yes.
Jerry: What did you say to her next?
Rei: I advised her to confront Mamoru with her feelings and to see what happens afterwards.
(The crowd applauds.)

Jerry: Mamoru, you said earlier that Fira attacked you... do you remember how?
Fira: Like this!

FishEye stood up, took off his dress & revealed his circus outfit. Then he looks dead in the eyes at Jerry Springer.

FishEye: One! (A board goes up behind Jerry Springer.)
FishEye: Two! (Jerry Springer is shackled behind the board.)
FishEye: Three! (Jerry Springer's dream mirror is pulled out of his chest.)

FishEye: That never killed anyone. It just weakens them somewhat. Now let me look into the mirror of your dreams. There is someone that I'm looking for.

FishEye sticks his head in Jerry Springer's dream mirror. After looking for a few minutes, FishEye sticks his head out of the mirror.

FishEye: Pegasus is not in your dream. Oh well.

FishEye snaps his fingers and the board disappears. Jerry Springer's dream mirror goes back in his chest and faints. Then the show goes into a commercial break.

During the commercial break, Usagi gets up and in total shock. She found out that the one who she befriended was really her enemy. FishEye looks straight at Usagi.

FishEye: One! (A board pops up behind Usagi.)
FishEye: Two! (Usagi is shackled behind the board.)
FishEye: Three! (Usagi's dream mirror is pulled out of her chest.)

While all the commotion goes on, TigerEye & HawkEye are behind the scenes of the Jerry Springer show, dressed up like crew members. Then they disappear & reappear on stage.

HawkEye: So FishEye, you dare to AWOL on the Amazon Trio?
TigerEye: I'm so sorry, but the Dead Moon Circus has no tolerance for deserters!
FishEye: It's not what you think! I had to find "him"!
HawkEye: No excuses!
TigerEye: Pay for your crimes!

Just then, a lemure came on the stage, calling himself "Mr. Magic Perriot". Then the lemure puts the entire audience to sleep. Fortunately, Ami, Rei, Makoto & Minako hid under their seats to avoid the attack.

Perriot: I am Mr. Magic Perriot! First, let me check this girl's dreams!

The lemure looks into Usagi's dream mirror.

Perriot: Damn! Pegasus is not here! Now where was I... oh yes! Time to trim the deadwood!

Mr. Magic Perriot threw spades at the Amazon Trio.

TigerEye: What? How could this be?
HawkEye: Yeah! He's supposed to work for us!
Perriot: Time to trim the deadwood!
TigerEye: What does he mean by that?
HawkEye: I think he's calling US "deadwood".
FishEye: We were expendable?!?!?

Mr. Magic Perriot threw a spade straight at FishEye. FishEye was paralyzed with fear. Then HawkEye jumped in front of FishEye, took the attack, and died.

FishEye: HawkEye! HawkEye!
TigerEye: This is chaotic! This thing has to be stopped!
FishEye: Why did HawkEye save me if he was going to kill me?
TigerEye: To be honest, we didn't want to kill you. Master Zirconia ordered us to kill you.

Mr. Magic Perriot threw more spades at the trio. One of the spades barely missed FishEye, but it broke Usagi's dream mirror. The mirror's pieces fall to the floor, the board disappears, and Usagi's limp body falls to the floor. FishEye gasps!

FishEye: Oh no! It's broken!
TigerEye: What does that mean?
FishEye: If a dream mirror is broken, the owner dies!
Perriot: Time to trim the deadwood!

Chibi-Usa kneeled down and prayed for Pegasus. Then, Pegasus came forward and destroyed Mr. Magic Perriot, then vanished. FishEye wanted TigerEye to help Usagi. TigerEye told FishEye that with the orb that Zirconia gave him, they could make their wishes come true. FishEye told him that they should start off with a clean slate. That cinched it. TigerEye used the orb to repair Usagi's dream mirror. Usagi came back to life.

When Usagi came to, her friends managed to squirrel her away, along with Chibi-Usa, backstage. Then Rei went back to the front stage and pulled Mamoru backstage also.

Rei: Usagi! Usagi wake up!
Usagi: Is it morning already Momma?
Ami: Usagi wake up! Those weird enemies are there again!
Chibi-Usa: Usagi, we got to stop them!
Usagi: You're right!

Then everyone transformed into their sailor senshi outfits.

Meanwhile, back on the front stage...

FishEye: I guess it's all over, we're all going to die, our master has thrown us away... there's nothing for us left.
TigerEye: Well... as least HawkEye is avenged.

Jerry Springer & everyone else that were affected by Mr. Magic Perriot's sleep spell awakened as sees what they missed. Then some group shows up, people that no one expected.

???: Hold it right there!!!

The sailor senshi shows up in front of the weakened FishEye & TigerEye.

Moon: How dare you ruin one of my favorite talk shows, even though it's on the sleazy side. You have no right to pass justice in here, but I will pass judgment on you!

TigerEye: Save your speech Sailor Moon.
FishEye: We've been thrown away, our energy is shot to hell, and we're about to die.
TigerEye: I wish we weren't torn from our home and brought to this.
FishEye: We're going to die, but at least we ended our lives right.
Moon: You two?
Mercury: Going to die?
Mars: How come?
TigerEye: The orb that we used to repair that girl's mirror used up all of our life energy.
FishEye: Because we used up our strength to save that girl, we'll be dead very soon.
Moon: So it was you two who saved me!
FishEye: You're the one?
TigerEye: No wonder she looked familiar.
FishEye: I'm sorry I tried to take away your boyfriend.
Moon: I've forgiven you for that, and I forgive you now.
FishEye: You have?
Moon: Yes.
FishEye: That's good, and now, it's our turn to pass over.
TigerEye: If it was possible, I wish to return to my former life...
FishEye: Goodbye Sailor Moon.

TigerEye & FishEye fainted, closed their eyes, and passed away, then TigerEye, HawkEye & FishEye's human bodies turned back into their normal selves. HawkEye turned back into a hawk. TigerEye turned into a tiger. FishEye turned into a fish. They were all dead.

Sailor Chibi Moon kneeled down and prayed to Pegasus. Pegasus came back used his horn to resurrect the Amazon Trio. He made the dead hawk, tiger & fish back into HawkEye, TigerEye & FishEye and made them truly human. Then he gives them dream mirrors, something that they lacked from the very beginning.

Pegasus: I'm glad that you three has repented your evil ways. Now that you three are truly human, you now have the ability to dream. It is not safe for you here. Would you like to come to my kingdom of beautiful dreams where you can be safe and happy for the rest of your human existence?
HawkEye: We're now human?
TigerEye: We're alive again?
FishEye: We have a second chance?
Trio: YES!!!
Pegasus: Very well. Now it's time for the four of us to come to the kingdom of beautiful dreams.

Pegasus turned the Amazon Trio into balls of light and took them to the kingdom of beautiful dreams. The audience was in awe. Jerry Springer was speechless. Jerry Springer turned around to see how the audience was doing, but when he turned back around, the Sailor Senshi & Mamoru vanished without a trace.

Meanwhile, back at the Dead Moon Circus, 4 young girls are watching the Jerry Springer show and watched the whole thing.

Girl1: Well, that's it for the Amazon Trio.
Girl2: Ha! They were dead weight anyway.
Girl3: Is Jerry Springer going to give the final thought?
Girl4: I think so... shhh...

Jerry: What we have here is a case of "The Crying Game" brought to Olympian levels. Why does a homosexual male dresses up like a woman and goes after a heterosexual male is beyond me. But, I do know this, the one called Fira was not honest. She... or I should say he... was hiding his sexuality from Mamoru, lying to Mamoru that he really is a woman, when he really is a man. In order for a relationship to build, they should be honest from the beginning, otherwise, the relationship is based on a lie, and everyone built on it was as wicked as the lie itself. The one who was in the wrong is Fira, not Mamoru. So in conclusion, if you are going to start a relationship, do it honestly. Make sure he knows what you have between your legs, is not the same thing he has. Take care of yourself, and each other.

The crowds applause and the Jerry Springer show ends. Then the shadows around the four girls lifts up and we can see that the 4 girls are the Amazoness Quartet: JunJun, CereCere, VesVes & PallaPalla. Zirconia comes by and talks to the four girls.
Zirconia: This Amazon Trio is no more. It's now up to you four to find "him"!