Announcer: And now, after an eight year hiatus, we now have the great reviewers with "Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction"

Blaine: Hello! I'm Blane Edwards
Antoine: And I'm Antwon Maryweather
Both: And welcome to Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction
Blaine: The show that reviews fanfiction of ThunderCats by many idolizing fans.
Antoine: From a male point of view.

(turns to Antoine)

Blaine: Antoine, why don't you introduce the sponsor.
Antoine: Sure will!

(Antoine reaches for an item.)

Antoine: Tonight's show is brought to you by Hungry Man's Dinners.
Blaine: How do you handle a hungry man?
Antoine: I say tie him down and take advantage of him.

Blaine: Our first fanfic we shall review is the new opus the Weird King, Seth Triggs. It is called "Corpulence."
Antoine: In this story, we see the ThunderCats handling middle age.
Blaine: Cheetara, resident slut of New Thundera, has went from cold fish to old fish.
Antoine: To see that slut gain a man's body was something to see!

Blaine: Whoops! (holds his nose)

Antoine: Next we shall review "Veracosa Strikes Again!" by Xahji.
Both: HATED IT!
Blaine: Nothing makes me sicker to my stomach than to see a bunch of
old fishes in a cat fight!

Antoine: Next fanfic to review is "Mutant Crabs" by Erich the Mad Bassist, Fuzzball & Thunderwolf.
Blaine: In this one Lion-Ho's most recent sexcapades leads him with Plundarian Crabs. Things get scary when he spreads the crabs to everyone else.
Antoine: Oh no! Crabs! How horrible!
Blaine: You're so right
Antoine: Yeah... if Lion-Ho would stop catering his 3-piece set to the Lunataks, the ThunderCats would not have the crabs in the first place.

Blaine: Next on the list is "Love Interest" from Erich the Mad Bassist.
Antoine: I loved this one. I love how Pepe Le Pew, resident skunk, decided to come out of the closet and showed his affection to the helpless little snarf. What affection! What courage! I have three words to describb this... Fab-u-lous. I'm through.
Blaine: I've lovin' is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Antoine: Now we come to the next fanfic to review on the list, "Sight Beyone Sight" by Tracy Butler. In this one, Lynx-O, the oldest of the ThunderCats gets his sight back and gets some action.
Blaine: I like the scenes where Lion-O & Alluro were showing affection with each other. Making love instead of war is so touching to see.
Antoine: I'm sad to see it ruined by seeing Lynx-O spreading his seeds in Pumyra, Cheetara, Chilla... and even the mother of all that is ugly, Luna!
Blaine: You don't like Luna, do you?
Antoine: She was the reason I came out!
Blaine: Good point.

Antoine: Next is "Like Father, Unlike Son". By Xahji.
Blaine: I remember this one. Isn't that the one where Mumm-Ra's son abandon's the Ancient Spirits of Evil?
Antoine: Uh-huh.
Blaine: Mumm-Ra was accidentally wished back by the Dragon Balls and started returning to his job as resident bad guy of New Thundera.
Antoine: I liked the scene where that young, undead, nubile boy, Mumm-Ruzzo cast away his past life and traded it with a more positive life.
Blaine: This leads into the biggest father/son battle New Thundera has ever seen!
Antoine: If Mumm-Ruzzo is as handsome as that man, Mumm-Ra, he can light up my life any time of the week!

Blaine: We have another fanfic to review that was written by Xahji, "Legend of Forsef".
Antoine: I liked that one.
Blaine: In that one, Forsef, a saiyin, goes against the barbaric ways of his saiyin clan and leaves everything he has known.
Antoine: What I didn't like is how he met that old fish, Andorra.
Blaine: Be careful with what you say, she's Hystalin's mother.
Antoine: Another old fish, eh?
Blaine: It was sad to see how Forsef was found, captured and later executed.
Antoine: I like how Forsef was built. I bet he has another tail that is as long as the one by his tight ass.

Blaine: Next on the list is Snowtygra's "The Discovery".
Both: HATED IT!
Blaine: This one should be called "A Fish Called Snowtygra."

Antoine: Now, the last fanfic to review is "Spiders Day Out" by
Cougara.
Blaine: I didn't like how they had Spidera go after the mens of this story, but when I saw the real reason why Slythe is the leader of the mutants, I almost fainted!
Antoine: I agree with you. That was the most beautiflul cut groin I've ever seen!
Blaine: This fanfic gets the new and improved rating...
Both: Two snaps, and wipe the drool from your mouth.

(Blaine & Antoine snaps their fingers twice, then uses their hands to wipe the salive from their mouths.)

Antoine: Well, that is all for today. Tune in next week when we review Xahji's "Broken Seal".
Blaine: I like to break his seal!
Antoine: You crazy!

Both: BYE!!!!!!

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