Announcer: And now, after an eight year hiatus, we now have the great reviewers with "Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction"

Blane: Hello! I'm Blane Edwards
Antwon: And I'm Antwon Maryweather
Both: And welcome to Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction
Blane: The show that reviews fanfiction of ThunderCats by many idolizing fans.
Antwon: From a male point of view.

(turns to Antwon)

Blane: Antwon, why don't you introduce the sponsor.
Antwon: Of course.

(Blane reaches for an item to his left. Antwon stares and Blane's package in utter admiration.)

Blane: Today's show is sponsored by our favorite night club, "La Cage Au Falles."
Antwon: It's such a good place to find sweaty menses.
Blane: You could say that again.

Antwon: Our first fanfic will will review is "Out Clubbin'" by Seth Triggs and Robert Silvers.
Blane: In this story, the cute little Wylikat and the trampy little Wylikit entertain themselves at a club called "The Spank".
Antwon: I wish I could take Wylikat there, so I can give him a spankin'.
Blane: There's a thought...

Antwon: The next story on our review list is "A Sticky Situation" by Tracy Butler, CATS, Cougara and Seth Triggs.
Blane: In this story, Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Fucking, tries to get some with that stretched out slut, Cheetara. Here's a news flash for you talk, dark, and bandaged, my door is always open for you.
Antwon: I like how he got revenge on the ThunderCats. He cursed the ThunderCats with a passion spell that lasted for an entire day. To see many of the mens coming together and showing affection for each
other was one of the beautiful things I have ever seen. I have only three words to say about it. Won... Der... Ful. I'm through.
Blane: It looks like Mumm-ra poisoned the Thundercats with Spanish Fly. He should have used Ruffies.

Antwon: Now the next fanfic we will review next is "Disorder in the Court" by Robert Silvers.
Blane: Panthro beats up a paparazzi and gets arrested in this weird story.
Antwon: I like the sweaty details about Panthro's romantic affairs. All of the details of his sex with men were all out. I couldn't believe that it was he who turned Lion-O into Lion-Ho.
Blane: I wish Panthro would storm my humble abode and beat with that big nightstick of his.
Antwon: Excuse me while I assume the position.

Blane: The next story we will review is "Sailor Moon vs. the Ever Living" by Casca. This story is a follow-up to his earlier story, "The Power is Mine".
Both: HATED IT!
Blane: Who wants to see 6 little wanna-be sluts in space age sailor outfits tramp around?
Antwon: The only thing I want to see is Lion-O, Alluro and Mumm-Ra in my bed, wanting me.
Blane: I wished they didn't kill off Tuxedo Mask. I could've have some fun with him.

Antwon: Next on the list is "Doomed Affairs" by Tracy Butler. (AKA: Cheezey)
Blane: Inspired by Seth Triggs' "Androgyny", Cheezey cobbles together a story with the characters from ThunderCats and Voltron in hot, steamy orgy.
Antwon: My favorite character is Lotor... when he's sober. When he's drunk, he can be as pathetic as Fujisawa from El Hazard. Moreover, Lotor is better looking.

Blane: The next story on the list is "Stacked" by Seth Triggs.
Both: HATED IT!
Antwon: Who wants to read about Wylikit, that skanky little slut, and her sunken chest?
Blane: Yeah really. I can see why she tries to be the Jessica Hahn of New Thundera. That bitch's chest is so flat, I could dry my silk man panties on it!
Antwon: It could be worse. It could have been that old heifer, Cheetara.
Blane: Ewwwww... thanks for the mental picture.
Antwon: Sorry...

(Antwon puts his hands on Blane's thigh.)

Blane: Okay, our last fanfic to review is, "Tool Time" by Seth Triggs.
Antwon: Oh yeah, I like that one.
Blane: That story focuses on Tygra and Ben Gali, those two beautiful hunks of mens buying a product called "White Shadow", so they can satisfy themselves in a new way.
Antwon: I remember that... that was until Wylikat broke into the vial and used it on himself, and turned himself into Wilt Chamberlin.
Blane: I think the scenes with Tygra and Ben Gali playing coyly with each other was so beautiful.
Antwon: Me too. That is why Blane and I have given this fanfic our new one-time-only rating, the three snaps in a circle.

(Blane and Antwon gets up from their seats, put their left hands around their waists respectively and spins their right arm three times, snapping once with their fingers with every single rotation.)

Blane: Well, that is all for today. Tune in next week when we will review, "A ThunderCats Halloween" by SxEforver0. This is a story with masks, a party, a mystery guest and enough lust that would make Studio 54 look like a midnight showing of the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
Antwon: Peekaboo!

Both: BYE!!!!!

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