("It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls play in the background)

Announcer: And now, after an eight year hiatus, we now have the great reviewers with "Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction" Blane: Hello! I'm Blane Edwards
Antwon: And I'm Antwon Maryweather
Both: And welcome to Men on ThunderCats Fanfiction
Blane: The show that reviews fanfiction of ThunderCats by many idolizing fans.
Antwon: From a male point of view.

(turns to Antwon)

Blane: Antwon, why don't you introduce the sponsor.
Antwon: I sure will, big boy!

(Antwon walks over to the table, showing his ass in a g-string that is lightly covered by a lime green chiffon skirt. Blane loves the view.)

Antwon: Today's sponsor is by... "Bend-Gay".
Blane: I didn't touch it!
Antwon: Ben did.
Blane: Okay, our next fanfic we will review is "Love Potion #9" by Beth.
Antwon: In this story, Slythe of the mutants acts on a secret crush he has with Mumm-Ra and tries anything he could do to make him his. Blane: Here's a news flash Slythe, you're ugly!
Antwon: Besides, I prefer to have the big blue mummy all to myself.
Blane: You and every man in San Francisco.
Antwon: Very funny Blane.
Blane: Okay, our next story to review is "One Thing or Another" by CATS.
Both: HATED IT!!!

Antwon: And now the next fanfic we will review is the new fanfic series from the talented Lady Bast. Its' called "Fast Forward".
Blane: In this series, the kittens decides that they cannot stand being kids, so they go to the Cave of Time to age a few years.
Antwon: This story reminds me of a fantasy I had when I was a babe. I remember when I was 8, while I was rummaging through my mother's underwear drawer, I saw a boy outside the window. He was the cutest thing I've ever did see, but he only liked this little tramp he hung out with.
Blane: What happened?
Antwon: I dressed up in my mom's dress and made a pass at the cute little boy. Too bad it didn't work. He called me a freak and ran away with tears in his eyes.
Blane: Hmmm... what a shame.
Antwon: What I didn't get is that I looked a hell of a lot better than that little slut.
Blane: Oh well... it's in the past now.
Antwon: Yeah, but I've felt a little blue since then. (His outfit is mostly blue BTW.)

Blane: Now our next story we will review is Seth Triggs' "Androgyny". In this story, Pidge of the Voltron Force drops by on Third Earth with the help from Tygra's daughter, Snowtygra. Little did everyone know that Pidge was indeed a hermaphrodite.
Antwon: Hermaphrodite? What is that?
Blane: Pidge has a dick and a pussy.
Antwon: Oh boy! Is that possible?
Blane: I hear it is.
Antwon: What if he puts his penis in his vagina?
Blane: It's his/her way of masturbation.
Antwon: And if he gets pregnant?
Blane: Now that is sick!

Antwon: Okay, our next fanfic to review is "Beckoning of the Moon" by Xahji & Rhythm.
Both: HATED IT!

Antwon: Okay, our last fanfic to review is Seth Triggs' "Retribution". This is the sequel to the shocking gender-bending story, "Androgyny". In this story, Snowtygra gets revenge and kidnaps Ben Gali and uses him as his love slave.
Blane: Can you feel the pain and anguish Tygra had when his partner was kidnapped? How he was hugging his pillow, kissing in the wind and pretending that his true love was with him? It just left me in tears. Antwon: It sure did for me. The only thing I didn't like is that they let off that little slut Snowtygra easy. I would've thrown the book at her.
Antwon: True, but the story was enough to give it our new rating... Both: Three snaps and a butt-shake.

(Blane and Antwon snaps their fingers three times and wiggles their butts for the audience. They get a few wolf whistles as they shake their asses.)

Blane: Well, that's it is for tonight. Tune in next week when we review "Outrageous Proposal" by Xahji. A story about cross-dressing, May-December romances, and self-insertion.
Antwon: Allow me to slip your ring in my finger!

Both: BYE!!!!!

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