This story is based on the ep148 of Sailor Moon Super S. (Kyoaku No Kage! Oitsumerareta Trio/The Big, Evil Shadow! The Trio Backed Up Against The Wall) *Thanx to Hitoshi Doi for the translation* The ep has been rewritten with several twists and turns and unexpected events spawned from the imaginations of Xahji the Myrmidon. You have been warned! (I could be the next Go Nagai, but I don't want to go that far! ^_^)
The Amazon Trio are in their base, trying to figure out their situation. They've failed too many times and fear they will be punished by their master. While they were sizing up their situation, Zircon comes in with a photograph of someone that their master wants them to go after.

HawkEye: Yuck! You want me to go after THIS?
TigerEye: I think I'm going to hurl!
Hawkeye: Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place!
FishEye: HOT DAMN!

HawkEye & TigerEye makes some odd faces.

FishEye: This guys is so hot! I want to go after this hunk! Guys, can I have him?
HawkEye: You want this guy?
TigerEye: He's all your dude!
FishEye: Thanks guys! Ooh! I've going to love this job! I get to have a man for myself!
TigerEye: That biscuit is mental!
HawkEye: You're telling me!

The next scene fades into Mamoru and girls are at an aquarium, looking at some fish.

Usagi: Wow! That fish is beautiful!
Minako: Yeah, you're right! Hey Mamoru-san, what do you...

As Minako turns around she sees that Mamoru as walked away.

Minako: I wonder where he ran off to?

In another place in the aquarium, Mamoru is looking at some other fish. Mamoru sees a beautiful girl. (This is FishEye! ...A BOY!!!) She puts her hand on the glass and accidentally cuts herself. She starts to bleed. Mamoru comes to her.

Mamoru: Excuse me miss, are you all right?
FishEye: I'm fine. I just cut myself.
Mamoru: Here, let me help.

Mamoru puts his hand on FishEye's cut and heals her. (remember...FishEye is a HIM!) FishEye feels funny, then looks at Mamoru and instantly falls in love. FishEye tries to kiss him, but Usagi shows up.

Usagi: Mamo-chan, I've been looking all over for... HEY! Who is that?
Mamoru: Her? She's just some girl who cut herself. I offered to help her.
FishEye: (Thinking to himself) Who is that tramp? She looks mad? I ought to make her more mad, ha ha!

FishEye tries to kiss Mamoru in front of her, but she sees in Usagi's bag a small kitten, it was Diana. She sees her, screams and run away.

Later, FishEye sees Mamoru sitting on a bench with a bruise on his face. FishEye couldn't help himself but to walk over and talk to him.

FishEye: Hello.
Mamoru: You again?
FishEye: I never got a chance to thank your for that first aid treatment you gave me.
Mamoru: It's ok.
FishEye: Is something wrong? You sound depressed?
Mamoru: It's my girlfriend Usagi. When she saw you, the accused me of two-timing and slapped my face.
FishEye: How mean!
Mamoru: Yeah. She told me she didn't want to see me again.
FishEye: I'm sorry. I feel all this was because of me.
Mamoru: It's ok...things happen.
Fisheye: Mind if I sit down?
Mamoru: No problem.
FishEye: I didn't even get to know you're name. (FishEye snuggles close.)
Mamoru: My name is Mamoru...Chiba Mamoru.
FishEye: Well my name is Fira, and I think you look massively cute.
Mamoru: Really?
FishEye: Yes. And you have such huge pecks!
Mamoru: Well...uh...thanks.
FishEye: You have some a big masculine chest, and such beautiful black hair. You could be a god!
Mamoru: Well...uh...

Before Mamoru could say anything else, FishEye lands a kiss on Mamoru that makes the face-eating scene in "The Silence of the Lambs" look like a simple kiss on the cheek.

TigerEye & HawkEye shows up in the shadows and finds them on the bench.

TigerEye: Ewww! What does FishEye see in men?
HawkEye: That guy is totally twisted!
TigerEye: Yeah, but maybe he'll find "him".
HawkEye: Yeah, I guess you're right. We'd better tag along...and get a barf bag while this goes on...

FishEye and Mamoru unlock lips.

FishEye: You kiss so well!
Mamoru: Thank you.
FishEye: You know... you happen to be my first kiss. (this could be a lie.)
Mamoru: Really?
FishEye: Yes! You kiss so well! Do it to me again!

Before then, Usagi find them on the bench. (Watch the sparks fly!)

Usagi: MAMO-CHAN!
Mamoru: Uh...hi Usako.
Usagi: You two-timing, adulterous, sexist pig! How could you?!?!
Mamoru: Well...uh...
FishEye: Who is this?
Usagi: I am this guy's girlfriend, you tramp!
FishEye: Well, get someone else! He's mine!
Mamoru: Fira?!?
Usagi: Don't! Don't say another word!
Mamoru: But...

Then Usagi slapped Mamoru's face right then and there!

Usagi: I hate you! You make me sick! You want this tramp, you can have him!

Then Usagi stormed away, crying her fool head off.

Just then FishEye held Mamoru's arm and said "If she was you're girlfriend, she should've said that he wanted you. I guess she's decided to let you go. Don't worry. I love you."

Mamoru heard that and begun to kiss FishEye again.

One week has passed and Mamoru is still with FishEye. They're at an ice cream parlor. They buy ice cream cones and walk away. Meanwhile, Usagi and the girls are trying figure out why Usagi is so sad.

Makoto: Usagi-chan, how about some soda?
Usagi: No...no thank you.
Rei: Usagi rejecting food? This is so unlike you.
Minako: Tell me...what's wrong?
Usagi: I don't want to talk about it.
Ami: But Usagi, if don't tell someone, you'll never feel better...and there's no one better at helping you than your friends.
Rei: Come on Usagi:
Makoto: Tell us. Please tell us why you're so sad.
Usagi: I saw my Mamo-chan...WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
(Everyone is shocked and in awe)
Rei: Did you say... Mamoru cheated on you?
Usagi: YES!
Minako: Oh my god! You poor thing!
Makoto: How did this happen?
Usagi: I was looking for Mamo-chan, then I found him sitting on a bench, kissing some floozy!
Ami: I'm sorry Usagi.
Usagi: I slapped his face and told him that I didn't want to see him again.
Chibi-Usa: What?
Usagi: I'm sorry. I don't know what I did wrong.
Chibi-Usa: But you got to make up with him! If you don't, I won't be born!
Usagi: You want me to make up with that shrew?!?!
Chibi-Usa: Please...I don't want to cease to exist...it's worse than death!
Usagi: I have to think about it.
Rei: Let me ask you this... If you could erase that one day in your life, is he still the guy you want to marry?
Usagi: Well..
Rei: Please answer.
Usagi: Well...yes.
Rei: If that is so, then I think you should confront him with your thought...and you decide by then.

Later, we see the Amazon Trio in the circus. TigerEye comes toward FishEye.

TigerEye: So Fishy, did you find anything yet?
FishEye: No! Not yet!
TigerEye: Well, when you finish toying with that man, could you PLEASE see if you can find "him"?
FishEye: I actually care for that man!
TigerEye: YOU WHAT?
FishEye: I think I'm in love with him!
TigerEye: This is making me sick!
FishEye: I can care less what you think! I love him!
TigerEye: Well, in that case, did you tell him?
FishEye: Tell him what?
TigerEye: That Roseanne has gone on Liposuction and is now on the cover of Playboy magazine...THAT YOUR A MAN, BAKA!
FishEye: Oh that...well...uh...er...
TigerEye: You didn't tell him, didn't you?
FishEye: So what if I didn't?
TigerEye: FishEye, you're worse than I thought! You're misleading that man! When he finds about of your secret, you'll be as dead as the Dodo!!
FishEye: Who said he was going to find out?
TigerEye: Oh? How far are going to go? "Hi honey! How are you...hey? What's that in your pocket?
FishEye: Stop that!
TigerEye: It's going to happen sooner or later!
FishEye: I think I've got all of what I can stand from you!
TigerEye: So what are you going to do about it?

FishEye stand up and looks straight in the eye at TigerEye.

FishEye: ONE!
TigerEye: Hey? What are you doing?
FishEye: TWO!
TigerEye: This is crazy! Stop this!
FishEye: THREE!
TigerEye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

FishEye uses his "1-2-3" attack on TigerEye, but nothing happens.

FishEye: THREE!!!!!

Once again, nothing happens.

FishEye: I don't believe it! TigerEye, you don't have a Dream Mirror. That means you don't have dreams!
TigerEye: That's nice...now can you untie me please?

FishEye has a pale look on his face.

FishEye: We don't have dreams! How could this be?

One weeks passes again. FishEye is with Mamoru again at a restaurant, trying to get what happened with TigerEye out of his mind.

Mamoru: I think you've very beautiful.
FishEye: Mamo-chan, I have something to tell you.
Mamoru: What is it?
FishEye: I cannot tell you now.
Mamoru: Oh?
FishEye: I want to tell you privately. Could you meet me in the park tomorrow? I'll tell you then.
Mamoru: Ok.
FishEye: But before I tell you, I want to tell you that you've made me feel very special. I feel like I could tell you anything.

Moments later, we see TigerEye & HawkEye peering through a window.

HawkEye: I really think I'm going to hurl.
TigerEye: I think he's going to tell him.
HawkEye: What difference does it make? If he doesn't find "him" we'll all be dead!
TigerEye: HawkEye, there's something I have to tell you?
HawkEye: Don't tell me you're in love with me?
TigerEye: No, you moron! FishEye did his special attack on me.
HawkEye: NO WAY!
TigerEye: Way! What's even more amazing is that no mirror came out!
HawkEye: That's impossible!
TigerEye: You want to see?
HawkEye: See what?
TigerEye: One!
HawkEye: What?
TigerEye: Two!
HawkEye: Is this supposed to be a joke?
TigerEye: Three!

TigerEye does his "1-2-3" attack on HawkEye and shows that he too has no mirror.

HawkEye: Hey! Where's my mirror?
TigerEye: That's what I've been telling you! We have no dreams!
HawkEye: This is not good! Now could you please untie me?

The next day, FishEye meets with Mamoru in the park. They sit down next to a fountain.

Mamoru: Hi Fira.
FishEye: Thank you for coming.
Mamoru: I told you I would show up.

While FishEye & Mamoru talk, Usagi and Chibi Usa look behind a tree. Luna & Diana are behind them as well.

Luna: Usagi, what are you doing?
Usagi: I'm spying on Mamo-chan.
Luna: That is not right! He left you. Let him go!
Usagi: I cannot just "let him go".
Diana: She's right...it's for Chibi-Usa's sake.

The scene goes back to FishEye and Mamoru.

FishEye: Kiss me Mamo-chan.

Mamoru & FishEye kiss at the fountain. Usagi who is standing behind a tree looks furious, and Chibi-Usa looks frightened. Luna scratched Usagi's ankle and told her that she should not spy on Mamoru. This lead to a fight between Usagi & Luna and Chibi-Usa & Diana tried to break them up.

FishEye: I have something to tell you.
Mamoru: Go ahead Fira.
FishEye: Mamo-chan, I've been lying to you from the start.
Mamoru: What do you mean?
FishEye: I'm not who you think I am.
Mamoru: What?
FishEye: I'm...I'm really a man.
Mamoru: WHAT????
FishEye: I'm sorry for misleading you like this. I should've told you from the start.
Mamoru: I cannot believe I've been with a freak for two weeks!
FishEye: Please don't be mad.
Mamoru: Mad?!?! I'm FURIOUS! I feel so awful! I must go to Usako and apologize to her right now!
FishEye: You're not going to see ANYONE!

Then Fira transforms into FishEye.

FishEye: One! (A board goes up behind Mamoru.)
FishEye: Two! (Shacks snap Mamoru in place behind the board.)
FishEye: Three! (Mamoru's dream mirror is pulled out of Mamoru's chest.)

Usagi, still behind a tree, was arguing with Luna until Chibi Usa, who was trying to make them stop, pulls away for a moment and saw that Mamoru was attacked.

Chibi-Usa: Usagi! Mamoru is being attacked by the enemy!
Usagi: What? He is?
Luna: You heard her. Both of you, transform now!
Usagi & Chibi Usa: MOON CRISIS MAKE UP!

Super Sailor Moon & Super Sailor Chibi Moon shows up in from of FishEye.

Moon: How dare you attack this man! I won't forgive you for attacking the best boy in this world.
Chibi Moon: For love and justice...
Moon: I am the pretty sailor-suited soldier...SAILOR MOON!!!
ChibiMoon: ...and the pretty sailor-suited soldier-in-training...SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!
Moon: And on behalf of the moon...
ChibiMoon: ...and the new moon...
2Moons: WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

FishEye: Pretty words for a couple of juveniles...LEMURE! I SUMMON THEE! GO AND PUT A STOP TO THESE LOSERS IN FUKUS!

Just then a lemure shows up and attacks Sailor Moon & Sailor Chibi Moon. While the lemure attack Sailor Moon & Sailor Chibi Moon, FishEye sticks his head in Mamoru's Dream Mirror. After a couple of minutes, FishEye sticks his head out.

FishEye: I cannot believe it! "He" is not in there! I've failed!

Then FishEye got a dagger and was about to kill Mamoru, but then he remembered the short time he and Mamoru were together. He felt a little sympathetic, and decided not to kill him. Instead of killing Mamoru, FishEye drops the dagger to the ground.

FishEye: I'm sorry I've mislead you, but I'd rather end it honestly, than to live a lie. Thank you for the best two weeks I've ever had. I'll miss you Mamo-chan.

FishEye kisses Mamoru (Mamoru is unconscious during this time) and leaves.

Sailor Moon & Sailor Chibi Moon, after some fighting, they manage to kill off the lemure with the Moon Gorgeous Meditation.

The board that held Mamoru vanished and Mamoru fell to the ground, unconscious.

Moon: Mamo-chan!

Mamoru slowly wakes up.

Mamoru: Usako?
Moon: Yes! It's me!
Mamoru: Usako, why did you save me? I hurt you so badly!
Moon: I know...and I forgive you.
Mamoru: I don't deserve to be forgiven for what I've done to you.
Moon: I know...but I've giving you another chance. You pull another stunt like this again...
Mamoru: There won't be a next time. I'm sorry.

The two kiss in the park as it start to rain. It looks like Chibi-Usa will in fact be born after all.

Later, FishEye is sitting alone in a park bench, in the rain, and dressed like a girl.

FishEye: What have I done? I've failed! I cannot go back home. Who knows what will Master Zirconia do to me! What will I do?

Usagi & Luna sees the girl in the park.

Usagi: It's her! That's the one who tried to steal Mamo-chan away from me!
Luna: She looks sad. I think you should help her.
Usagi: You want me to what?
Luna: If you don't, you'll be just as bad as she is.

FishEye continues to cry until he feels that the rain stopped. He turns around and find Usagi offering her her umbrella.

Usagi: You could catch a cold withouth this.
FishEye: I deserve it for what I've done.
Usagi: I've learned to forgive people.
FishEye: But I've done so much...
Usagi: I'm willing to forget about it if you are.

FishEye takes Usagi's offer of her umbrella.

Usagi: Why don't you come with me? You need to get dry.
FishEye: That's very nice of you.

Then Zircon shows up sitting on a lamppost and watches the entire scene...
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