It's a quiet day at Celadon City. Jessie & James, being the clumsy and stupid assholes that they are, botched up another mission on kidnapping pikachu from Ash. It was started getting to them. "I can't stand losing to those idiots!" Jessie protested loudly, making James quiver with fear. "Pikachu is becoming more trouble than its worth, but if we are to satisfy our boss," James said while holding a dildo, thinking it was a rose, "We must capture pikachu!" Jessie got mad at James for holding the dildo because it was hers! "That's mine!" Jessie said, then she grabbed the dildo and beaned James in the head with it! "Go get your own, Gaylord!"

"I suggest you two stop bickering and put that pleasure toy away." Meowth protested during Team Rocket's almost ritualistic riots. "I have a plan that is foolproof!" James looked to Meowth with a hint of madness in his eyes. "I hope it's Meowth-proof!" James snapped. Meowth then revealed his new contraption... it looked like metal ring with diodes on each side. "I managed to put together a machine that would turn back time to the point where we can catch pikachu while it's weak and its master inexperienced. That way, we can easily catch the pikachu and take it to our boss!" Jessie looked to Meowth. "I wonder how you got the money to built this machine..." Jessie thought out loud. "Elementary," Meowth said, "I took your pay checks, cashed them, and used the money to buy the materials to put together the machine!

By now, Jessie is 6 seconds away from murdering Meowth. James, being the idiot that he is, believed Meowth's farfetched plan. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT MEOWTH!" Jessie screamed loudly. "Sounds like a good idea to me." James blurted. Jessie was torn between killing Meowth and beating the shit out of James. "Are you that fucking stupid?!" Jessie screamed out. Jessie & Meowth deducted that it's now Jessie's time of the month. While James tried to calm down Jessie, Meowth played with the controls. Immediately, the Jessie & James were bathed in electric shocks from Meowth's homebrewed time machine and vanished from the face of the Earth. "They're gone!" Meowth shouted! "WOOHOO! THOSE TWO IDIOTS ARE GONE!"

Meanwhile, on Third Earth, several Berbils were spelunking in a nearby cave, looking for some adventure after the ThunderCats left. While the small group of berbils was in the cave, they noticed several red & white orbs embedded in several spots in the cave's walls. The berbils were in awe, and they started to pry some of the orbs out of the walls. One berbil in particular managed to remove one of the orbs from a spot in the wall. "Hey, I got one!" One of the berbils shouted. The other berbils huddled around to see the red & white orb. "Do you think there's something inside?" A berbil inquired. "Maybe! Let's tell Roberbill about it and ask if we can give it to the ThunderCats." All the berbils agreed and left the cave with their small treasure.

Back on New Thundera, Lion-O received a message from Roberbill through a telecommunication device in the control room. "Yes, it's an ancient orb.... colored red & white. We thought you would be interested in it." Lion-O was interested in the finding. "I'd be interested in it. Thank you." RoberBill then said to Lion,-O, "Okay then... I'll send the orb to you via Universal Postal Service. I hope you like it. See you later." Roberbill signed off.

The next day, a package arrived for Lion-O. He called to the other ThunderCats to see what Roberbill has mailed him. "What is it Lion-O??" Ben Gali asked. "What could it be? What could it be?" Wylikit & Wylikat chanted. "Well... we'll soon find out!" Lion-O responded. After burying through the packaging material, Lion-O pulled out another box. He opened it, and there it was... the red & white orb that Roberbill mentioned to him on the telecommunication system the day before. "What is it?" Cheetara asked. "I don't know." Lion-O said, puzzled like the others.

Snarf looked to the orb in Lion-O's hand. "I wonder what happens when you do this.." Snarf pushed the button on the orb. Thinking it was a bomb, Lion-O threw it. The orb began to shiver and tremble with some faint lights. Then, the orb popped open! The room was awash with bright lights! As the light subsided, stood a little yellow mouse with pointy ears, red cheeks, black eyes, and a tail that resembled a lightning bolt. The little mouse looked to its surroundings and responded with one little word...

"PIKA-CHU!"

"What the hell is it?" Lion-O shouted! "Snarf!" Snarf blurted. "That is the weirdest looking animal I've ever seen!" "Pika!?" The little mouse said softly. However, that was just the calm before the storm! "PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The little mouse emitted a huge ass lightning bolt that singed every single bit of fur on Snarf's body! Snarf fell on his ass and said, "*Bzzzt!* Snarf! That is one *Bzzzt!* mean mouse! *Bzzzt!*"

Wylikit & Wylikat ran to the little mouse, thinking that it wouldn't hurt them, unlike the loud-mouthed Snarf that lay on the floor, quivering and occasionally saying *Bzzzt!* "Hello little one!" Wylikit said softly. "Pi!" The mouse said and turned its head away from Wylikit. "You don't need to be mean to my sister little guy." Wylikit said. "We mean you no harm." The little animal looked to Wylikat's face and thought it saw the face of its former owner. The animal jumped on Wylikat and cried its little heart out. "PI! PIKA! PIKA! PI! PIKA-CHU!" The little mouse cried.

"Do you have any idea what is it?" Lion-O inquired. "Hmmm... it keeps saying 'Pika-chu'." Wylikat said while petting it. "I guess we'll call it 'pikachu'." Snarf woke from his lightning shock and protested. "Oh no! You're not keeping that walking battery in here are you? It almost killed faithful old Snarf!" Snarf shouted. "That thing is dangerous!" "Pikaaaa..." Pikachu charged up its electric power. "Oh no! Not again!" Snarf shouted and ran away, but only to get shocked again by Pikachu! Snarf fell down on the floor, singed again and resumed saying *Bzzzt!* on occasion.

Meanwhile... somewhere outside of Cat's Lair, the pair of no-hopers, Team Rocket reappeared in the wilderness, both as mad as wild hornets! "That's it! I've had enough!" Jessie bitched. "When we see Meowth again, we're going to have Meowth-kabobs for dinner!" "Uhh... Jessie," James said. "I think we have other things to worry about! Look!" Jessie & James looked to their surroundings and notices that it looks nowhere near Celadon City... past of present! "We're in another dimension!" James shouted. "Now I'll never get to buy that bottle of Oil of Olay that I've always wanted!" "Stop being a wuss!" Jessie protested, then slapped James again. "The main thing to do in emergencies is not to panic!"

While James was crying like a baby, Jessie notices a large building, shaped like a lion from a distance. "Look! We're saved!" Jessie cheered. "Let's go there and find help! I told you not to be such a wuss!" "Jessie," James whimpered, "you're so mean!" Jessie grabbed James by the neck and dragged him to the building. James was still crying like a 5-year-old girl, for his sensitive skin was getting dry from the current climate. "Think about your vanity later!" Jessie grumbled. "Think about mine! I hate sweating! Now I smell worse than Meowth!"

Jessie, still dragging James by the neck, finally walked to Cat's Lair; unfortunately, Jessie was developing a bad case of B.O. James was stil whining like a little bitch. Once again, Jessie felt it was time for her to bitch. "Oh no!" Jessie cried. "Perfection has been ruined! I smell horrible!" James notices a small red spot on Jessie's mini-skirt, took a whiff of Jessie's odor, and deducted, "I guess she forgot to use a maxi-pad again." Finally, the two were at the doorsteps of Cat's Lair.

Meanwhile, back on Third Earth, the Robears were unearthing more orbs from the mine they came across earlier. Finally, they released a dozen red & white orbs. They brought their findings to RoberBill. Looking at the unusual orbs, Roberbill decided to ship the batch to the ThunderCats on New Thundera as gifts. Immediately, he shipped the orbs in a package and sent them to the New Cat's Lair on New Thundera via Universal Postal Service.

Back on New Thundera, Wylikit & Wylikat were playing with their new pet... Pikachu. The other Thundercats were absolutely puzzled by the little, ancient, and somewhat playful creature. Snarf was still on the floor, still singed from the last time the pikachu shocked him. "Do you think there's more of those things?" Panthro asked. "I doubt it." Lion-O responded. "Roberbill said that it was found in an old cave. I think the pikachu is the last of its kind.

Just then, a beep was heard in the room, for it was the telecommunication device rinning. Lion-O ran to the control room, but before he could get there, the answering machine turned on.

"Hi, this is RoberBill! How are you enjoying the gift we sent you? I have some good news! I found some more of those orbs... a dozen! As a gift, we've sent them to you via Universal Postal Service. I hope you like them! Let me know when they arrive! See you later!"

"More orbs?" Lion-O pouted. "I wonder what're inside these orbs?" Snarf overheard the message and thought, "I hope the lair doesn't turn into a zoo for rare animals!" Just then, pikachu walks from behind and said a single word to startle Snarf.

"PIKA!"

Snarf turned around, and there was pikachu! "SNARF!!!" Snarf yelped! Pikachu looked to Snarf, sighed, and gestured that it was sorry for shocking the furry snarf. "Get away from me! Snarf! Snarf!" Snarf ran away yelping, for it was afraid of pikachu and its electric shocks. Pikachu wondered why Snarf was being so timid. "Pika pi!" Pikachu said and walked away to find Wylikit & Wylikat.

Meanwhile, outside of Cat's Lair, Snarfer was returning to Cat's Lair with a basket of fresh fruits, singing cheerfully. "Snarfer, Snarfer..." Snarfer said, "I hope the ThunderCats like the fruit I picked! I'm sure they love this! Jessie & James heard someone and stayed out of sight. The two see Snarfer walking to the building. "Look at that!" James said. "Is that a pokemon?" "Maybe... let's catch it!" Jessie responded. Before Snarfer could touch the door, he saw two shadows from behind him. Snarfer turned around and said, "Snarfer! Who're you?"

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
JESSIE!
JAMES!
Team Rocket -- Blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Snarfer blinked when he saw the pair of no-hopers making complete asses of themselves. He started chuckling and bursted out laughing, spilling his basket of fruit. Jessie & James tripped on themselves when they heard the laughter! "It's not funny!" Jessie bitched! "You're supposed to be shivering when you hear the Team Rocket Motto!" James cried out. "Team Rocket?" Snarfer replied. "You two make good comedians! You're funny! By now, Jessie was seeing red... blood red! "I've had enough of this!" Jessie shouted. "Ekans, GO!"

Jessie threw her pokeball, and out came Ekans! "EKANSSSSSS!!!!!!!" said the purple snake. By now, Snarfer changed from laughing to crying! "Ekans, use your poison sting!" Jessie commanded. "Ekanssssss!" Ekans hissed, then bit Snarfer. Then, Jessie threw a pokeball at Snarf and shouted, "I declare this pokemon for Team Rocket!" The pokeball hit Snarfer and vacuumed him inside. It fell to the ground, shivering until the light stopped and it lay still! Jessie successfully caught Snarfer in a pokeball!

Jessie walked to the pokeball, picked it up and pocketed it. "We now have one more pokemon for Team Rocket!" Jessie said. "The boss will reward us handsomely for this find!" James beca,me starry-eyed over his companion and said, "With the money, we can eat like rich queens, and I get finally go to Baloney Pony club I've always wanted to go to! I heard the men strip down to their birthday suits!" Jessie sighed and said, "Yes, but we need to go back to our world and bring it to the boss first. Right now, we're stuck. I hope Meowth can bring us back!"

Jessie & James were cheering over their new catch! Jessie held her pokeball in their air in triumph. "At last, we have a new pokemon!" Jessie cheered. "I wonder what is it?" James wondered. "It must be a new breed of pokemon that has yet to be classified." Jessie said as she put her pokeball back in her pocket. "The Boss will pay us handsomely for this new pokemon."

Afterwards, they've realized that they're still back at square one... at the front door of Cat's Lair. "The people who live might not like it that we've caught this pokemon." Jessie said. "We need a disguise." James came up with a brainstom... sort of. "I've got it!" James deducted. "We'll disguise ourselves as foriegn females and ask for assitance. No one can resist two good-looking women!" "Good plan, but there's one thing you forgot." Jessie responded. "We only have one beautiful woman... and a gay man!" Jessie broke out a huge make-up and disguise kit (don't ask me how) and said, "We'll use this!" We'll look absolutely fetching!"

Immediately, Jamed pulled out two dresses, several sticks of lipstick, many different colors of eye shadow, about a dozen small cases of skin foundation, and a wig. Right then and there, the two proceeded to give each other makeovers. When they were finished, where Team Rocket stood was a pair of somewhat attractive females, each wearing tight hot pink miniskits, lilac blouses, and matching hot pink mini-jackets and matching hot pink boots. James, of course, was wearing the blonde wig. "Now Team Rocket is incognito!" Jessie said. Just then, blood started to seep on her mini-skirt. James said to herself, "She forgot to use a maxi-pad again! She smells almost as bad as a gloom!"

Back on Third Earth, the Roberbills were still spelunking in the cave in which they unearthed the red & white orbs. While searching, one of the berbils unearthed something that looked like a small computer that was about the size of a long baseball card. "Look what I found!" One of the berbil shouted. The others huddled over. "What is that thing?" A berbil asked. "I don't know," the berbil replied, "maybe we should take it to RoberBill. I'm sure he knows what to do with it." The group agreed and brought the artifact to Roberbill.

Meanwhile, Wylikit & Wylikat were playing with their new pet. In fact, the two were teaching them som tricks. "Okay Pikachu, how about a back flip?" Wylikit asked. "Pika!" Pikachu said, then performed a back flip. "Wow, Cool!" Wylikat said. "How about a high jump?" "Pika pi!" Pikachu said, then a jumped high in the air. "This is so cool!" Wylikit said. "I've almost forgotted how it was like to have a pet!" "Me too!" Wylikat replied.

Then, Snarf was pacing in the hallway, thinking about Snarfer. "Snarf, Snarf," Snarf asaid, "Where could my nephew be? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!" Lion-O said, "I'm sure he ran into some kind of traffic. I'm sure it's nothing serious." Just then, Lion-O's Sword of Omens began to react. "Snarf, Snarf, the sword! It senses danger!" Snarf yelped. "I'll check right now." Lion-O said as he aligned his eyes to the sword's crossbars. "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!" From the sword, he sees a two "girls" in front of Cat's Lair. "We have visitors." Lion-O said. "Good thing too since the warning system is down."

Back outside of Cat's Lair, Jessie & James, both in disguise mustered enough bravery to walk up the stairs. Just then, the front doors of the New Cats' Lair opened. Lion-O stood at the door. "Can I help you?" Lion-O said. "Yes," Jessie said. "We're strangers in a strange land. We don't know anyone here. Could you help us?" James, trying to fake a female voice to the best of his abilities, said "We're pokemon trainers from far away. Could you help us get back to our home?" Lion-O was confused. "What's a pokemon?" Lion-O asked.

Jessie & James, still in disguise, fell on themselves over Lion-O's stupidity about pokemon. "You don't know what are pokemon?" Jessie shouted. "Pokemon are little animals that people keep and collect as pets. Some people use them in fights. There are currently 151 known species of pokemon from the common bird, Pidgey to the rare and exquisite breeds such as the Chansey!" Just then, the bloodstain on Jessie's dress started to bleed some more. Lion-O looked to Jessie's stain. "Are you hurt?" Lion-O asked. "No, it's her time of the month." James, faking a female voice, said. "She always get like this when she's angry." Jessie pulled out a mallet and beaned James on the head with it. "Will you cut it out you queer!" Jessie shouted, leaving James unconscious.

Lion-O looked to the pair's folly and said, "Do you always do this?" Jessie laughed at herself and said, "Sorry, he... uhh... she was getting to me. So, do you think you can help us?" Lion-O sighed and said, "Okay then, come on in. I'll let the other ThunderCats know of your problem." Jessie jumped for joy for Lion-O's generosity. Lion-O kept the door open as Jessie dragged an unconsious James in drag inside of Cat's Lair. When they were inside, Lion-O closed the door.

Jessie & James, still in disguise were inside Cat's Lair, thanks to Lion-O. James is left on a chair, still unconcious. "Should we wake her up?" Lion-O said. "Allow me." Jessie said, while holding a bucket of ice water. Jessie then threw the ice water at James, still in disguise, making the transvestite wake up quickly. "Why did you wake me up?" James, wet and incognito, shouted to Jessie. "I was having a wonderful dream about Antonio Banderas and me having a mudbath together!" Just then, the doorbell rang. "I wonder who it could be." Lion-O said. "You two stay here while I see what's up." Jessie & James agreed. Lion-O walked to the door, and it was the delivery boy from Universal Postal Service with a couple of packaged for Lion-O. "I have two packages for a Mr.... Lion-O, Lord of the ThunderCats?" The delivery boy asked. "That would be me." Lion-O replied. The delivery boy held out his clipboard and said to Lion-O, "Sign here, and here, and here, and here, and here... and here." Lion-O signed there, and there, and there, and there, and there... and there. The delivery boy gave Lion-O the two packages... one small one and one big one.

Wylikit & Wylikat were still playing with their pikachu. That was until they heard a door close. "Pika?" pikachu said. "What's wrong pikachu?" asked Wylikat. "Pika pika! Pika pi! Pika-Chu!" Pikachu said. "We have company?" Wylikat said. "Let's go see." "Pika-Chu!" Pikachu said, then ran out the door. "Maybe it's Tygra coming for a visit?" Wylikit said. "I hope so. I love it when he models my underwear for me!" Wylikit & Wylikat ran out of their room to see what was amiss.

Lion-O opened the other package and pulled out about a dozen red and white orbs. Jessie got an eyeful of the orbs. "Pokeballs?!?" Jessie snapped. "You know about these too?" Lion-O replied. "I have a feeling that you know a little too well about these things." "Uhh..." Jessie tried to save her ass. "Remember, we're pokemon trainers. We're very familiar with anything related to pokemon." Lion-O felt a little relaxed, yet a little aprehensive. "Why do I have the feeling these two have something else in mind?" Lion-O thought to himself.

Just then, Wylikit, Wylikat & pikachu ran down to see Lion-O, his new gifts, and his guests. "Who are they?" Wylikat said. "Those are the ugliest women I've ever seen!" Wylikit blurted. "Pika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!" Pikachu said, recognizing the two through their cheesey disquise. "Look at that! It's a pikachu!" James said. "And those two called me ugly!" Jessie said. "Someone should teach you two some manners in speaking with guests!" "Oh what an exquisite pokemon!" James said. "We could finally have our chance in bringing a pikachu to the boss!" Wylikit, Wylikat & pikachu gasped. Jessie & James got up and removed their disguise.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
JESSIE!
JAMES!
Team Rocket -- Blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender you pikachu, or prepare to fight!

Wylikit & Wylikat looked at each other, then at Team Rocket several times, then starts to chuckle, ending with huge bursts of laughter. Team Rocket then trips all over themselves over Wylikit & Wylikat's laughter. Pikachu, however, was a little scared of the pair of no-hopers. "How dare you laugh at us!" James shouted. "We are here for one thing, and one thing only... your pikachu!" Jessie shouted. "Give your pikachu, now!" Wylikit & Wylikat refused. "Very well... you asked for it!" James said. "Koffing, GO!" James threw his pokeball and out came his Koffing. Jessie threw her pokeball and out came her Ekans. The only pokemon on Wylikit & Wylikat's side is their pikachu.

"Now you will learn to fear the name 'Team Rocket'!" Jessie boasted. "We are not to be taken lightly." James said while holding a dildo, thinking it was a rose. "We're here for pikachu. Give it to us now, or you'll have to fight us!" Jessie turned around and saw James with her dildo again! "GIVE THAT BACK!" Jessie bellowed to James, taking the dildo away from James's hands. Wylikit & Wylikat finally figures out that what Jessie & James says does make sense and they take a defensive stance. Pikachu does the same.

"Ekans," Jessie shouted, "use your Glare attack!" Jessie's Ekans looked straight at the trio. Its glare made Wylikit, Wykilat & Pikachu paralyzed! "Your turn Koffing!" James chanted. "Use your poison gas!" "KOFFING!!!" the little floating gas ball said, then exhaled a burst of poison gas, making Wylikit, Wylikat & Pikachu really sick! Jessie & James, however, were wearing gas masks. In the gas, Jessie & James managed to snag Pikachu. "Finally!" Jessie shouted, "Team Rocket has finally completed its mission... capturing a pikachu!"

Meanwhile, Lion-O was polishing off his sword... (the one between his legs)... in private while looking at pictures of a "Furry Fantasies" magazine. While he was finally climaxing, his Sword of Omens began to react. "Great!" Lion-O pouted. "Just when I was almost finished!" Lion-O picked up the sword and aligned its crossbars to his eyes. "Sword of Omens," Lion-O said, "give me sight beyond sight!" From the Sword of Omens, he sees the entire pokemon battle from within Cats' Lair. "Wylikit & Wylikat are in trouble!" Lion-O quickly got dressed and ran to the room where Team Rocket stood in triumph.

"Now that we have Pikachu, we need to figure out how to get back home!" Jessie said. "Too bad we don't know anything about making electric equipment." James sulked. "It's all up to Meowth; therefore, we're screwed." Just then, Lion-O walks in with his sword in hand. "How dare you attack children!" Lion-O boasted. "You are in for a battle you won't forget!" Jessie & James looked to Lion-O, then each other several times. The two starts to chuckle a little, then they burst out laughing all over the floor. Lion-O tripped over himself. "How dare you laugh at the Lord of the ThunderCats!" Lion-O growled.

Meanwhile, back at Celadon City's outskirts, Meowth was tinkering with his little machine. It burned out after his last use, but Meowth managed to have it working again... after several hours of figuring out what was wrong. "At last," Meowth bellowed, "My time machine now works! As soon as I fill the fuel tank, I'll bring those two no-hopers back over here! Maybe they've caught pikachu for the boss! I can't wait! I'm gonna be the Top Cat! MEOWTH!!"

Back on New Thundera, Jessie & James were having a pokemon battle with Lion-O. Unfortunately, Lion-O has no pokemon to fight with. Then, he remembers the box of orbs that came from New Thundera. Fortunately for Lion-O, the box was next to him. Lion-O threw each orb, one at a time. "Let's see if this works!" Lion-O said as he threw the pokeballs. The first 3 pokeballs opened, and three pokemon popped out.

MAGI-KARP!
BULBASAUR!
PIDGEY!

Jessie looked at Lion-O's poor excuse of pokemon choices. "You chose those weakling pokemon?" Jessie said in disgust. Magikarp could do nothing but flap its useless fins on the ground. Pidgey took one look at Ekans & Koffing, chirped in fear, and flew to a piece of furniture. Unfortunately, Pidgey was so scared, it make a large poop on the chair. Ekans made just one loud screech, and bulbasaur scurried away. "Do you have any more weak pokemon to do battle with, or shall be just be on our way with our pikachu?" Lion-O vehemently opposed and threw three more pokeballs. The three orbs hit the ground and popped open, setting free three more pokemon.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAATTATA!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAASTY!!!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"A Rattata, a Gastly, and a Butterfree?" Jessie muttered out. "Looks like you've been studying pokemon!" James, holding a rose this time, called for his Koffing and shouted. "Koffing, this is your turn. Use your sludge attack!" "KOFFING!!!!" Koffing blurted out then spewed out some nasty sludge. Rattate got caught in the sludge and passed out from the fumes. Butterfree flew away. Gastly, being a gas pokemon did not get affected by the sludge. "GASTLY!!!" Gastly chanted. Lion-O sighed in relief that he still has at least one pokemon so far in battle. "Gastly, attack!" Lion-O shouted.

"Koffing, use your Posion Gas!" James shouted. Koffing opened its mouth and spewed out some toxic gas. Gastly escaped the gas, but it did nothing. "I wonder what this thing does..." Lion-O said as he sorted through his pokedex. "GASTLY'S ATTACKS:" Pokedex said, "Hypnosis, Lick, Confuse Ray, Nightshade, Dream Eater." Lion-O had an odd look on his face as he heard the list of attacks Gastly has in its arsenal. "Oh well... I hope this works." Lion-O said. "Gastly, use LICK!" Gastly disappeared, but it then reappeared behind Koffing to lick it. However, Koffing spewed some poison gas in Gastly's face. Gastly gagged as he unawarelingly inhaled Koffing's toxic fumes. Lion-O then recalled Gastly in its pokeball.

Jessie & James looked to Lion-O and said, "Look like Team Rocket wins this round!" Lion-O decided to throw three more pokeballs... each of them from the box that Roberbill send him though Universal Postal Service. "Let's see what's in these balls!" Lion-O shouted as he threw the pokeballs.

GOLDEEN! GOLDEEN! GOLDEEN! GOLDEEN!
TANGELA!!!!!
KANGASKAN! KANGAS!!!

Jessie & James were wide-eyed over Lion-O's third batch of pokemon. The only thing Goldeen could do was flap around on the floor with Magikarp. Tangela was shaking dirt all over the floor. Kangaskhan was so large, it kept bumping its head on the ceiling... each of them making one hell of a mess! "You have to be, without a doubt, the worse pokemon trainer I've ever seen!" Jessie said about Lion-O's stupidity. "The only thing you've done with your pokemon was a total mess!" James said. "Dirty fighters never win pokemon battles."

Lion-O recalled all of his pokemon before he made an even worse mess with them. "Looks like I have three more pokballs left." Lion-O said as he looked into the box. "I hope these things are gems instead of useless junk!" Lion-O picked up the pokeballs, one by one, and threw them, hoping that these pokemon would not do more harm than good.

KADABRA!
VULPIX!
PRIMEAPE!!!

Jessie & James's litterally dropped to the floor as they witness Lion-O's latest batch of pokemon! "Kadabra... Vulpix... and Primeape?!?!?" Jessie bellowed, then bled so much, her white mini-skirt turned red. "Where did he get those?!?!?" James has a similar reaction, but his white pants turned yellow. "This is not good!" James blurted. "Koffing, use toxic before they attack!" Koffing then belched about a shitload of toxic waste all over the place. Kadabra teleported out of harm's way. Primeape stepped back to avoid the poison. Vulpix, however, exhaled a line of flames from its mouth, setting the sludge on fire! Pretty soon, the interior of Cat's Lair looked like the Exxon-Valdez oil spill!

Jessie & James were completely shocked and scared shit over the sudden turn of events. After what it looked like a victory for Team Rocket, the pair of no-hopers were losing the pokemon battle! Kadabra then blasted Koffing & Ekans with a psybeam each. Both of them became dizzy. Primeape, being careful as to not step in the toxic waste, grabbed the dazed Ekans and put it through the Seismic Toss!

Meanwhile, back in the outskirts of Celadon City, Meowth finally turned on his special time machine that was giving the evil pokemon a hard time. "Finally, I got this machine working again!" Meowth said to itself. "Now all I have to do is to push this button, and I can go back to what Team Rocket messed up! To think that I'll be the Top Cat gives me shivers along my spine! MEOWTH!" Meowth pushed the button on the time machine, and it made some very unusual noises. Meowth became a little scared over his machine.

Back on Cat's Lair, Jessie & James were losing their pokemon battle to Vulpix, Kadabra & Primeape. Ekans & Koffing were litterally foaming at the mouth because of their battle. Jessie & James were out of usable pokemon. "I guess this means you've lost!" Lion-O said. "Who's the worst pokemon trainer now?" Jessie & James recalled their battered Koffing & Ekans, but before they could continue the battle, they were enveloped in a bright light. It was Meowth, recalling Team Rocket. "Great, were about to finish this battle!" James shouted. "I wanted to get that pikachu so badly!" Jessie pouted. Before the two vanished from New Thundera, Team Rocket shouted, "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!"

Back on the outskirts of Celadon City, Jessie & James reappeared, piled up next to Meowth and his special time machine and covered in sludge, blood, and urine. Suddenly, Meowth's machine burned out, rendering it inoperable. "Meowth! You're back!" Meowth shouted. "Did you catch pikachu?" The only thing Jessie could mutter out was, "Chu got to be kidding!" James could only say, "That's the last time I pika fight with someone from that time!" Meowth got angry, unsheathed its claws, and scratched their faces. "Great!" Jessie cried. "Perfection has been ruined!" Then, Meowth's broken down time machine exploded, sending Team Rocket flying miles away. The last thing the three said were, "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF YET AGAIN!!!!!!!"

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