There was a beginning to this dream that involved me eating cookies at my grandma's house with my cousin. The cookies had snowmen on them and chocolate creamy frosting. But that part is sort of vague and doesn't have anything to do with the second part, anyway.

I don't know, maybe I'm exaggerrating, but I was thinking about this dream all day at work today, and the longer I think about it the stupider the whole thing seems. I just wish I remembered every bit of it.

I was some kind of evil warlord. I had a hideout, which seemed to be in the basement of a building with a lot of different meeting rooms in it. I also had some kind of evil plot for world domination, or the like, but I really don't recall it. I also had only two guards.

In my dream Ron Weasley was an Auror (despite being only 12 or so; he looked just like he does in the movies) and was coming to track me down. I was spying on him with this sort of periscope device. I could see him coming from a long way away, and so was fairly assured that my guards would take care of him. However, Ron just walked right in through the front doors. Turned out my two guards were busy having sex behind a wall (!!) and didn't even notice him.

I watched Ron as he navigated the maze of hallways and meeting rooms, drawing closer to my hiding place with every moment. I was afraid, but I had one last weapon that I was sure couldn't fail me.

Once Ron burst into my room, I hoisted a large bazooka-like weapon and... fired glops of tuna at him. I have no idea what I was trying to accomplish with this, but I had bad aim and the tuna just hit the walls behind him anyway.

...good lord, it was stupid! ^_^*

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