What Being Vash Is Really Like, The Sequel: What Being Spike Spiegel Is Really Like

Well, that isn't entirely right. Turning into Spike in this dream wasn't nearly as stressful as turning into Vash in the earlier one, mainly because I was never expected to shoot anything or fight anyone.

Anyway, it happened right in the middle of class. I was sitting at a desk, and then whoosh! I had become Spike! I was in his body, anyway. It was a lecture, and apparently no one noticed. ^_^*

My first concern, when I realized what had happened, was that my clothes probably looked really weird on Spike. I checked myself and found that I was wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt from Kennywood amusement park. Okay, completely non-gender-specific. I was fine as far as that went. (I don't know how my shoes or pants fit; the shoes should have been to small, and the pants too short and too baggy, due to Spike's total lack of a butt). However, I did realize that, er... my underwear was now quite uncomfortable.

I somehow procured a pair of boxers from somewhere, and snuck out the back of the classroom and into the bathroom. The girl's bathroom; I had gone into it completely out of instinct. I was in the stall before I realized what I'd done. Luckily, no one else was in there.

Standing in the bathroom stall was when I really noticed just how tall I had become. It was really interesting, especially since this was one of my rare first-person dreams. Usually I dream in the third person, even in the ones where I get hurt and can feel it. Odd. Anyhow, then some girls came in, and I huddled in the stall, hoping they'd go away and not notice me.

At this point I started seriously thinking about changing that underwear. The thing is, though, once I started thinking about pulling down my pants, well... it was embarrassing. It seemed wrong to look, somehow. ^_^*

I guess I ended up making some kind of decision, but the only other part of the dream I remember is having to save a cat-boy who had been held captive in the basement of the building. I never did get my original body back...

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