I'm Being Plagued By These Stupid Buffy Dreams

Why am I having all these Buffy dreams? I haven't even seen the entire second season yet, and I haven't watched any at all in months. It's downright weird.

It started with me flipping channels and discovering a Buffy cartoon on TV. I watched it just to see what the characters looked like. I remember that in the cartoon, everyone was wearing Japanese-style school uniforms, which is pretty silly.

But somewhere along the way everything shifted and I was suddenly in a van with two guys. (I have no idea who they were; just extras, I guess, heh.) We were driving to a swamp because one of the guys wanted to investigate... something. We ended up awakening some woman who had been sleeping in the swamp. Actually, upon retrospect I think she was a mermaid. Well, she was scary, so we ran away really fast. And then I went and told Buffy about it at school the next day. ^_^* I guess that made sense. I mean, she'd find out eventually anyway. So me, Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Giles headed out to the swamp, but the only woman there was a pretty normal-looking woman in a park ranger uniform. (Apparently the swamp area was a state park or something.)

Then there was a scene where Buffy and Willow went off to do something, leaving Giles, Xander, and I alone in a little building of some kind, where Giles showed us a new weapon he'd recently gotten.

It was a lightsaber. A double-ended Darth-Maul-esque lightsaber. He was obscenely proud of it.

I don't entirely remember what happened after that, except that Buffy and Willow came back and then, naturally, we figured out that the park ranger woman was actually the mermaid. So we went running after her, and along the way these big stone gargoyles (what they were doing in a state park is anyone's guess) came to life. But since I didn't have the lightsaber - Giles and Xander had disappeared - I had to fight them off with these weird whiplike plants I pulled out of the ground. Well, it worked, anyway.

Buffy eventually caught up with the mermaid - who had gotten her tail back - and I found Xander and Giles, and also one of the guys from the beginning of my dream. I have no idea how he'd gotten there. Anyway, they were under some kind of magic sleep, so... yes, you guessed it... I had to kiss them to wake them up.

I saved Giles for last. ^_^* And I probably kissed him for a little longer than was really necessary.

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