Secrets of the Afterlife

I was dead. I don't know how I had died, and frankly, I don't exactly mind not knowing, since it was probably painful. Being dead meant that I got to find out what the afterlife was like! And now, I will share my amazing discovery with you.

It is very, very boring.

See, first you have to fill out a bunch of Scan-Tron forms.

And then you sit around in a waiting room for the rest of eternity.

The only remotely good thing about this was that there were some interesting people there, including that one-armed princess from Nausicaa, and Wolfwood from Trigun. Wolfwood was all upset because he couldn't fit his middle name on the Scan-Tron sheet, and it wanted him to write out the entire thing. (His middle name is Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishite- shizumetarokakora.) Anyway, I ended up kind of leaning against Wolfwood, and it was all comfy. Think of that scene in his first episode where he sits next to Milly on the bus. ^_^*

And that was all. How exciting.

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