Yo.  I am the great Kuwabara Kazuma, out to save the world by writing a fanfiction.  Yeah, this is the first I've written so it's not going to be too grea-wait, what am I talking about?!  Everything the great Kuwabara Kazuma does is great!

 "What!?"  somebody named Urameshi criticized my ability to write and I used my special super sonic high-pitched screeching voice to send him flying away into a window.

 I giggled.  Hey, all of this is true, so er...I should call it a...duh...oh h***, I'll just leave it as a 'fanfiction.'

 Anyway, onto the more serious part...wait, did I tell you that I had the most beautiful girlfriend in the universe?  No, that ever existed?!  Well, I do.

 "Baka, get to the point~!"  a blue haired ferry girl bonked me on the head with her flying thingy...an oar.  Yeah, an oar.  That's it.
 I was going to complain, but I can't/couldn't talk back to women or hit them and stuff... (unlike Urameshi...*glare*)

 Anyways, now onto the more serious part...(since a woman told me to write that part now-)

 "Shut up and start it!"  she complained.

 "Starting, starting!"  I exclaimed, scribbling these lines on paper.

 It was a hot summer day.

 (Well, it was, so it's not my fault for starting off so simply.  If you continue to read the great Kuwabara Kazuma's work, you'll be amazed at how well he can writ-

 "Kuwabara-kun!"  Botan, the ferry girl, crossed her arms.

 "Okay, okay, I just had to add that in case people thought that that's the only way I can write!"   Anyways, where was I?  Oh yeah.)

 It was a hot summer day.  My friends and I choose to go to the beach.

 (Well, some of my friends and a shrimpy moron who happened to tag along after he heard that the great Kuwabara Kazuma was going to be there and-

 "What did you call me?!"  the shrimpy moron questioned.

 "A shrimpy moron."  I informed him.  "Do you have any problems with that!?"

 Not surprisingly, he bowed down and said, "No, no problems at all, o' mighty Kuwabara Kazuma."

 And then I continued the true story.)

 We were at the beach, like I said before.

 (We meaning me, Yukina-san [my girlfriend], Kurama, Botan [his girlfriend], Urameshi, Yukimura [his girlfriend], and the shrimpy moron, who wasn't invited.)

 While we were there, a giant sea monster attacked us and we all thought we were doomed.  But soon after, the great Kuwabara Kazuma saved the day, (and let the shrimpy moron get eaten by the sea monster.)

 THE EN-

 ("Kuwabara-kuuuuuuun~!!!"  Botan complained again.  "We told you to write the real story!  If you don't, we'll just have to take over.."

 "But that is the real story."  I argued quietly.

 "Maybe in your opinion, but can't you write about our opinions!?"

 "Uh...no?"

 "Do you want to write it or not!?"

 "YES!"  I nodded furiously.

 "Okay, write it..less simply.  Please?"

 I grinned.  "Aw, Botan-chan, if you have to say it that way...well maybe I'll think about it..."

 She blinked.  "(Well, hurry and think!)"

 "But it's too late to become my bride or anything like that now...I mean, we can still be friends and all-"

 "BAKA~!"  she threw a table at me and I fell over.  "Who said I ever wanted to marry you?!"

 "Good point."  I said after I recovered.)

 Okay, okay.  No more funny stuff.  No more Kuwabara Kazuma jokes.  Onto the real story...how it really happened...

 It was a hot summer day and when my friends and I went to the beach, we, (well, most of us), were tremendously exited.

 ("Excited, idiot, not exited!"  Urameshi screamed in my ear.

 "Yeah, yeah, okay, I know~!")

 ---tremendously excited.

 Yukina-san and I immediately left the others to get a fresh breath of air while Kurama and Botan got the food ready, Urameshi and Keiko waded in the water, and the shrim-Hiei was nowhere to be found.

 "The view is beautiful up here."  Yukina-san stated.

 "But not as beautiful as you!"  I informed her.

 "Really?"  she giggled happily.  "And not as handsome as you."

 ("Kuwabara!  You said that you wouldn't add any more of your jokes!"  Urameshi complained.

 "I didn't.  That's what she said."  I stated.

 "Well then, your dearest Yukina said something that didn't go with the part you wrote.  (And not to mention that nobody could say such a thing about your ugly face.)"

 "NANI~~~~~~!!!  URAMESHIII~~~!?!?  Yukina-san said something that didn't go...?!"

 "Fix it."  he ordered.

 "I'm going to!")

 "--not as beautiful as you."  I said.

 "Really?"  she blushed happily.  "Thank you, Kazuma-san."

 I could feel my own temperature rise.

 "Oy~!  Kuwabara-kun, Yukina-chan!  Lunch is ready!"  Botan waved at us from a distance.

 "Coming!"  I announced.  "Let us go, Yukina-san!"

 "Mmm-hmm."  she agreed.

 ("Um, can I end it there?"  I questioned.

 "Let me write it!!!"  Urameshi scowled.  "You're taking too long!  (And, no, you can't end it there!!!)"

 "(Why not?)"

 "UGH!"  he turned to the others.  "Come on, I can write better than him."

 "So can I."  the shrimpy moron announced.

 "CANNOT!!!  FINE, I'll write the rest!!  Will that make you happy!?"  I asked.

 "(No.)"

 "AHHHHHHH!!  I wasn't asking you!"

 "Hn."

 I crossed my arms.  "Anyways, you're annoying, don't get in the way of the great Kuwabara Kazuma's line of thought!")

 After we, (that is everyone except the shri-Hiei),  finished eating, we all went down to the water, (except the shri-Hiei,)

 ("Ah, forget this!!"  I groaned.  "That shrimpy moron didn't do anything there!!!!  Note to everyone reading this-the only time Hiei is included is when I mention him in a certain part, okay?")

 A while after we finished eating, we all went down to the water.  (And I was the best at swimming, of course.)

 After a quick swim, we all split up once more, saying we would all be back at the picnic table in exactly one hour.

 Botan and Kurama went to take a walk nearby, Urameshi and Keiko began yelling at each other, and Yukina-san and I went to collect seashells.  I had not known that she loved those things.

 After that hour was passed, Yukina-san and I went back to the table to find a very distressed Kurama and Urameshi.  The other two girls were nowhere to be found.  When I asked where they were, Urameshi just glared at me and told me to be quiet, pointing at Kurama.

 "But I wanna know what happened."  I informed.

 "Botan and Keiko were kidnapped."  Urameshi sighed.

 "NANI~!?"

 "Shut up!"  he grabbed a hold of my collar.  "You have to protect Yukina, don't let her out of your sight, you hear!?"  he glared at me.  "Since it seems like she's the only female left..."

 "Okay~!  (But I never take my eyes off of her anyways.)"  I added,  "(And since the great Kuwabara Kazuma is with her, you think the culprit won't try to kidnap her, right!?)"

 He punched me.  "You idiot!"

 "What?  It's true."

 He sighed again.  "Forget you, we'll all stick together and protect her."

 "No, the great Kuwabara Kazuma's eno-"

 "Who's there?"  Hiei appeared, scowling.  "Stop hiding."

 The rest of us sweatdropped.

 "Hiei!  Where were you!?"  Urameshi questioned.  "(And what are you talking about, 'who's there, stop hiding,' you were the one who was hiding!"

 "Hn."  the shrimp glared at him.

 "Ha-hah-hahah~!"  a figure quickly took hold of Yukina-san's arm and the two disappeared into thin air.

 "???!!"

 "YUUUUUUUUKINNAAAA-SAAAAANNN!!!!?"  I called out, and the figure reappeared, and I grabbed a hold of his shirt and screamed into his ear untill he was out cold, thus saving Yukina-san and saving the day.

 ("KUWABARA!!!  That's not what happened!"  Urameshi yelled.

 "Yes it was."  I informed him.  "You just don't remember it that way."

 "Write it right or don't write it at all!"

 "Fine, fine, I'll write it."  I sighed.)

 -- "YUUUUUUUUKINAAAAA-SAAAAANN!?"  I called out in dispair.  "Give her back, bastard~!!!  Come out and fight like a man!"

 "Hah-hahahaha-hah!"  I heard the mysterious voice again.  "Now that's something I can't do.  If you want your girlfriends back, I suggest you go over to the mansion at the end of the beac-aaarrrgghh!  What was that for!?"

 "Don't tell them about that!"  another voice yelled.

 "Oh, oh yeah.  Pretend you didn't hear that."

 We sweatdropped.

 "Well, anyways, forget about them and enjoy your stay at the beach as much as you can!"  it teased and then the figure was gone.

 "Kuh."  Urameshi bit his lip.  "I guess we have to go to the mansion, then."

 "But didn't he say to forget that he said that?"  I pointed out, and everyone else sweatdropped.

 "YOU IDIOT, we gotta go there before they leave that place!"

 "Um.."  Kurama began.

 "Huh?"  he blinked.  "O...oh...Kurama..."

 "..."  he glanced down, sighing.  "I..don't know if I can go.."

 "It's okay, we'll be fine ourselves.  You just stay out here and rest, okay?"

 That was when I realized that Kurama wasn't exactly in gpod condition...his leg was bleeding and more blood was dripping out of his left eye, which he had shut.

 "Oy, Kurama!"  I cried out,  "Are you okay?  What happened to you?"

 "He was there when Botan was kidnapped..."  Yusuke explained.  "But there were too many people/yokais/animals to hold off at once and he couldn't save her."

 "...oh..."  I bit my lip.  If Kurama's in that bad a condition...what is going to happen to the great Kuwabara Kazuma...?