Kent Brockman - Rock Bottom List of Corrections

As you may know, everyone makes mistakes and here's Kent Brockman's list of corrections.

1. "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
2. Styrofoam is not made from kittens
3. The U.F.O. was a paper plate
4. The nerds on the internet are not geeks
5. The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
6. The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
7. Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
8. If you are reading this you have no life
9. Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
10. The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
11. Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
12. Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
13. Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
14. Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
15. The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
16. Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
17. Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
18. Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
19. Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
20. Recycling does not deplete the ozone
21. Everything is 10% fruit juice
22. The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
23. Janet Reno is evil
24. V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
25. Ted Koppel is a robot
26. Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
27. Fleiss does floss
28. Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
29. Bart is bad to the bone
30. Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
31. The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
32. The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
33. Everyone on TV is better than you
34. The people who are writing this have no life
35. Tyler J. and K.K.W. isn't gay.

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