WARNING: This fanfiction contains gratuitous acts of sexual conduct. Those of youwho are under 18 should get out of here right now and go somewhere else likeDisneyland. (Uggh! I can't believe I said that!) Otherwise, enjoy the show. All characters, having sex or in the nude, are 18 years of age or older. "The world is not ready..."(Addison Godel of Eva Fanfic Archives) "My apologies. I just had to do this." 10 o'Clock * * * * * * * * * * * * NEON GENESIS EVANGELION The Most Controversal Anime Show To Hit The US Since Ranma 1/2! MARTIAN SUCCESSOR NADESICO The Funniest And Smartest Show To Hit The US Since Evangelion! THE KING OF FIGHTERS The Best 2D Fighting Game To Hit The US Since Street Fighter! And With More Characters Per Game As Well! Together They Combine To Form... THE KING NEON SUCCESSOR ENAVAN DEGESILICOON 1998 By Shinji "The 10 o'Clock Assassin" Ikari Episode 26B: HEDGEHOG'S WISH Featuring: Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) Shermie (King Of Fighters 97 [AND 98]) Izumi Maki (Martian Successor Nadesico) And, In Some Small Perverse Way, Urd (Oh My Goddess) As well as other guest appearances from the characters of famous anime shows and video games. It helps if you've seen Evangelion #26 where Shinji, in an alternate universe, is veryhappy and very horny. * * * * * * * * * * * * "The universe is what you make it. Anything your heart desires; friends, family, fortune, fame, peace of mind; will come to you. But, as with all things, there will be a price for your wish. The sweet and innocent you create will become soured by your hands. And whatever fits into place will become deformed and jaded afterwards." Lord Buddha Monk * * * * * * * * * * * * The year is 2016. Sacramento 3 has became the new capitol of whatever'sleft of the earthquake-ravaged California. The new Bay Area Rapid Transit Systemhas managed to start its run to the capitol city; a city once famous for it's tomatoesbecomes infamous for it's urban sprawl. Shinji Ikari, son of famous scientists Gendou and Yui Ikari, is found runningdown 20th Avenue on a hot Friday's afternoon. He wishes to get home before hisparents do. Making it home, he checks the door to see if it's locked. He thenunlocks the door, opens it, and peeps around to see if anybody's there. Good, my parents aren't home yet, he thinks as he goes up the stairs to see is his childhoodfriend, Asuka Langley Sohryuu, is in her room. He knocks on the door... "Asuka, are you in?!" 20 seconds of silence. Great! She's not in either! With that he goes into his room and locks the door shut. He opens the backpack he's been carrying and pulls out a video tape he'sborrowed from Gai Daigouji (Jirou Yamada is his real name, but he prefers to becalled Gai). A fresh import hentai title called "Venus Successor Ecchi-desico." It'ssaid to have featured all the good stuff one would come to expect from JapanesePorno Animation. Shinji soon pops the tape into the VCR, sits back, and enjoys the show. [VENUS SUCCESSOR ECCHI-DESICO] The TV screen shows a pair of long tan legs laying on a mattress. Shinji's stare grows wider as his mouth begins to drool. The lady's wearing a sexy tiger-striped swimsuit; the view goes up from herlegs to her huge breast which is showing enough cleavage to set a beartrap forgroping hands. The view then goes up to her beautiful young face... "What a cute kid," she says, as is actually speaking to him. "You must be veryunpopular to watch a movie like this." "HUH?!" goes Shinji. "Is that an insult? That hurt." "Oh, I'm so sorry..." goes the lady as the screen suddenly turns into snow. "Oh no! THE TAPE!!" shouts Shinji as he leaps to the entertainment centerto see what's wrong. But a wave of electricity shocks his hand and sends him flyingto the floor. After that, the TV and VCR suddenly turns off. "Oh man! Gai's going to get really pissed when he finds out about this!" "The tape is unharmed, little man." That voice... No, it can't be! Shinji turns slowly around to find... Asuntanned mistress with long white hair, in some weird costume, nipples; cleavage;and crotch showing through her silk, relaxing on his bed like the attitude of thesummer season. Normally this would shock anyone, including young manic-depressive men, into a heart attack. But this is the world of Shinji Ikari, son of thepeople who had perfected the cloning techniques. "Let me see, giant organic mechs with souls of my parents, Iori creates purpleflames, Leona goes beserk, my science teacher (Ines) can teleport instantly, andNuku-Nuku's a military android. If my life gets any more exciting I'll have to writea book!" "But you're a human who has human friends," the lady continues, "And youenjoy the simple things that human males do." She gets up into her sitting positionand clears her throat. "Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Urd, the Goddessof Love." "Uh... Hi, my name is Shinji," he retorts. "Is there anything I can do foryou?" "Well, I was hoping that I would do something for you. Instead of watchingpeople have sex on a video, how would YOU like to have sex with beautifulwomem?" Shinji quickly walks to the bed and lays down by her side. "You really meanit? Does this mean that I can have sex with you?" "Not WITH me, Shinji. I have this rule that we're not suppose to sleep withour customers." "Oh..." is his reply. "But by tonight, I'll guarantee that you will be screwing and fucking to yourheart's content." Shinji's mouth was rushing faster than his mind. "Even blowjobs, and tit-fucks?!" Urd nods with a (quirky)smile on her face. "Then what do I have to do?" "Simple," she replies. "All you have to do is wish it. But you have to calmdown for a bit. Because you have to mean what you say and say what you mean." "Okay, okay..." It takes him a full ten minutes to calm himself down andthink straight. It's a lot harder since a sexy young woman is sitting right by his side. "...I'm ready." Urd takes him by the hands and lays them on her thigh. "You can start." "I wish... To have incredible sex with naturally beautiful women; women whohave ample breast size, attractive curves, and compatible personalities." A flash of light engulfs the whole room as Shinji, and some of his stuff, startto levitate off the ground. This is not good! he thought. But it's too late. A crackof lightning strikes, and everything goes black. "...Shinji! Stupid Shinji! WAKE UP, YOU PERVERTED IDIOT!!!" "WAAAAHH!!" Shinji finds himself in his room, with the auburn-hairedAsuka breathing down his face. "Oh, hi, Asuka. How are you doing?" "Don't How are you doing' me, Shinji Ikari!" she yells. "Just look at whatI've found on the floor!" She shows him the tape cover of Ecchi-desico. "You'vebeen jerking off while we were gone, haven't you?!" "Hey!" shouts Shinji's mother from downstairs. "Watch your language, youngwoman!" "But your son's been watching porno and jerking off!" she yells back, causingShinji to blush furiously. "Well, if the lad wants to jerk off, then let him be!" yells Gendou, who'sengrossed into reading the newspaper. This is really embarrassing, way too embarrassing for me! Shinji thought ashe sank deeper into the bed. Ten minutes to 6:00, Sacramento City College, Math 9A Calculus class. "I didn't get a chance to see it all," Shinji tells Gai. "My family had gotten offfrom work early." "I really feel sorry for you, Mr. Ikari," Gai replies. "This video is a genuinepremium, THE pick of the pack!" He olds the tape up like it's some sort of badgecausing Shinji to sweatdrop even more. Iori Yagami walks by and serenely goes, "Would you mind telling me what inthe world you two are talking about?" Shinji cringes a bit in his presence. "It's nothing, Iori! Just general intereststuff we don't want you sticking your nose in." Leona takes the time to finish off eating her fried salamander tail. "Yeah,sure. General interest. Anime fandom is such a closed set. Otakues won't letvicious fighters like ourselves in. Huh, Iori?" Vice and Mature are sitting in the next two seats. "I think Shinji loser. Maybe Shinji need girlfriend to cheer him up," goes the usually psychopathic Vice. "Well, unless you wish to become his illustrious wife-to-be and sexual pincushion,' I don't see how it pertains to us," says Mature in her British accent. At the right end of the classroom Nuku-Nuku Natsume gets confused withsome of the dialogue flying around. "Excuse me, Uri-P. What's a sexual pin-cushion?'" "I'll give you an answer as soon as I install some reproductive accessorieswithin you," answers Seiya Uribakate, stern creator and therefore relative of Nuku-Nuku. This is getting way out of my control! thinks Shinji as calculus teacherMisato Katsuragi busts in with a bouncy attitude. Every guy starts to hoot andhollar, marveling at the presence of the strictest, yet coolest, teacher ever to gracethe classroom with her knowledge and savoir faire. Every women refers to theirmale classmates as imbeciles. "Listen up, people!" starts Misato, "We have two buxom and brilliant babesthat'll be your tutors for the fall season!" Standing behind her highness are two ofthe world's loveliest looking ladies ever known. The red-haired lady, her bangs covering her eyes, goes up first with Frenchaccent in tow. "Ah! How do you do? My name is Shermie, I have a Bachelor'sDegree in math, and I would like to help out the rest of you nice people so you canbe as SMART as I!" The black-haired lady, her bangs covering only one eye, gives out an evil grinand a soft chuckle. "The name's Izumi, Izumi Maki. I have a B.A. in math aswell..." Her grin grows into a giant sneer. "SHERMIE DOESN'T HAVE A LASTNAME!!" Her insane laugh now fills the classroom causing everyone to sweatdrop. "Ack! Let me be, Izumi! What have I ever done to you?" goes Shermie. "As you can see, they'd just met this day." goes Misato. "I think I'm in love..." goes basketball master Lucky Glover, who was too busystaring at the breasts of the two women. "I think someone needs to take the perscribed medication," says Iori, withLeona agreeing. "I think I should stick to watching Gekiganger," says Gai. Shinji takes some time to look at the two new ladies closely, checking theirattire, mentally undressing them, trying hard not to drool. "By tonight, I'llguarantee that you will be screwing and fucking to your heart's content." What Urdhad said to him that afternoon keeps repeating in his mind. "And what's going on in YOUR dirty little mind, Shinji?" says Misato whohappens to be all up in his face. This scares him half to death. "I know what you'rethinking, kid. And it's not gonna happen!" And with that she starts class. * * * * * * * * * * * * Ten minutes until 8:00 p.m. Class has ended and everyone's starting to headhome. Shinji finds Shermie and Izumi talking with Misato in her office, and iswaiting with his back against the wall down the hallway from the main office door. "What am I gonna do?" he wonders. "How will I present myself?" "Why, just ask them, of course." says Urd. Caught by surprise, Shinji searches around to find where her voice came from. He's suddenly startled when he finds her super-deformed figure on his shoulder. He's going to have to write that book sooner or later. "You mean that's it? I just ask them?" "Don't be greedy. You can ask one of them. I also see that you've broughtyourself a pack of condoms, huh?" Urd said with a wink, referring to the pack ofcondoms Shinji had in his backpack. "You said I'd be lucky by tonight, so I came prepared," he says with a smile. "Just remember, Shinji: Don't rush it. Make it as long-lasting and pleasurableas you can, since this is your first time." "Well, sure." Shinji hears the door open and witnesses the two lovely ladieswalk out. As they head out the door he sneaks around the other way and stays closebehind. Shermie's at her red Corvette with Izumi. "Why must you always make funof my name? Even in public?" Shermie asks. "Do you not have any self control?" "You should not worry, red-headed one," Izumi goes. "I let the wind controlmy existence, as well as the little voices in my head." She giggles like a derangedlunatic, leaving Shermie behind to sigh in exasperation. "Oi vey. Why do I even try?" she says. "Uh... Excuse me..." Shermie hears a small voice coming from the front endof the car. That voice belongs to Shinji who's standing in the cooling night. "Oh, it's you, little boy," Shermie cooes sweetly. "Do you realize that class isover? You should be heading home and starting on your work right about now,should you?" "Well..." he tries to start, "I was just noticing how beautiful you are, in thatlovely looking dress and all..." "But of course. Compared to all the other ladies, I'm certanly the creme de lacreme. Do you agree?" "I know this sounds a bit too forwarding, but I was wondering if I can havesex with you?" "Sex, with me?" Shermie asks dryly. "Why, yes," says Shinji with a small smile and the best intent to please. "And then what? In order to have great sex you must build a goodrelationship with your partner. We hardly even had a chance to get to know eachother. And if we did have sex, would it be out of love, or mere conquest?" Now Shinji's worried, but he tries to remain calm. "I assure you, this hasnothing to do with conquest. I'm just a young man who wants to make love to abeautiful woman." He notes the expression on Shermie's face, but can't tell the restsince he can't see her eyes. "So you say..." Meanwhile at the Ikari residence, Asuka is wolfing down her food, still pissedabout the fact that the son of two brilliant scientist is a pervert. "What is WRONG with you, Asuka Langley Sohryuu?" asks Yui who's in thekitchen makeing Kool-Aid. Asuka finishes the last of her food and belts out, "Don't you people see what'sgoing on with Shinji?! Don't you even care how he's turning out?!" Yui then starts to worry. "Is he on drugs? Is he in a gang?" "No. He's watching pornography, playing with himself, and drooling overevery girl he sees! Aren't you two the least bit worried about that?!" Nothing has ever captured the attention of the stern Gendou Ikari before, butfor this argument, he has to put down his paper and stare Asuka in the eyes. "Nowlook, young lady: Shinji is a brilliant young kid like ourselves. His mother and I toldhim that we expect nothing but A's from him. And for every A he brings home, hewould get something that he mostly desires in return. If I knew that he wanted sex,I'd be the first to get him one of those call girls' Kaji keeps talking about." A metaphorical anvil hits Asuka over the head. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'MHEARING THIS CRAP!! Hey, Ms. Ikari! Do you believe that such garbage iscoming out of your own husband?!" Yui puts the finished Kool-Aid in the refrigerator. "Yes I do, actually. I firstmet him through an add in the Swingers' Magazine. We were heavily intopornography in our days." Another anvil hits poor Asuka over the head. She makes an impact onto thefloor and she swears that she can hear her head ringing. It's actually the telephone,and Gendou goes to pick it up. "Hello? Oh, it's you. I see. Well, you take good care of yourself. Alright." He hangs the phone up and goes back to reading the newspaper. "It's Shinji. Hesaid he'll be over his friend's house tonight watching anime." "And do you actually believe that, Mr. Ikari?" asks Asuka, still on the floorand in pain. "Maybe they're going to act out their anime shows, I wonder?" says Yuicheerfully as she walks to the couch to watch "The Late Show." I can't belive this, Asuka thinks to herself. I gotta leave this place beforeI'm affected... * * * * * * * * * * * * At Shermie's home in South Land Park, Shinji puts down the phone. Hewaits patiently in her bedroom as he hears her showering and humming to the tuneof the New Faces' "Bloody." The running water gets turned off, and Shermie leaves the bathroom wearingonly a towel around her slightly muscular body and a smile on her face. "What doyou know about Kama Sutra, little man?" "I know that it can't be done alone, for one thing," he says as Shermie sits onthe bed beside him. "Surely you must know the romantic aspects of sex, Shinji," she continues. "Acouple must indulge themselves in the right amount of foreplay first." She touchesShinji lightly over the back. "Or else you'll just be throwing your dick in, and it willbe equal to rape. We don't want to force anybody else into rape, right?" "Uh... Of course not," he says as Shermie slides her right hand up and downhis back. She takes Shinji's hand by her other hand and gently caresses his along thetop of her chest. "Just relax," she cooes. "There's no need to rush. We have all night." Shermie takes him by the chin and seductively gives him kiss. Her tonguetravels into his mouth and becons his tongue to come out and play, with Shinjiacknowledging. And so the two tongues travel around each other's mouths as well asslush around with each other. Soon, the two laying on her bed giving each other a hand and tongue massage. Shinji licks about her breast and stomach as Shermie takes off his clothes piece bypiece and lick about his chest. Shinji then licks about her powerful thighs and legs,smoothing his tongue closer to her spot with anticipation. Shermie manages toremove his pants and underwear to reveal a fully erect, if not really big, penis andnuzzles up to it; her long hair flowing around his stiffness causes him to tence evenmore. "Well, since you've waited so patiently for this, my dear Shinji," she purrs tohim, "I'll let you have it." And with that she lightly flicks her tongue along hislength. Shinji returns the favor by slurping the outside of her warm, wet pussy lips. Shermie smoothes her tongue all over his length; up and down, along his balls, andthen she proceeds to take him all into his mouth. Shinji slurps his tongue all overher pussy. He takes his fingers and spreads her out like a rose in bloom. He thencompletely sticks his tongue deep into her canal. The two are in a complete 69 position, orally gratifying themselves forminutes at a time. The pace quickens; Shermie take more of him into her mouth asShinji concentrates more on her spot until... Shermie comes first; a flood of vaginalfluid gushes out onto Shinji's face. He tries hard to swallow the love liquid but he ends up coming as well, shooting his seed into her mouth. He feels Shermieswallowing his cum and he feels so good that he moans out very loudly. Shermie turns herself around and slithers toward Shinji. She lays by his sideand says, "We're not done yet, dear Shinji. We got lots more to do before the nightis over." Shinji nods as she grabs a packet out of seemingly nowhere and rips itopen. She pulls out a condom and rolls it over his manhood; being careful to movesome air bubbles to the tip so his cum can have some room. Shermie lays on the bed; her head on the pillows, waiting for Shinji's secondwind. Feeling a little sluggish, he manages to lift himself up and position himselfbetween her legs and over her gorgeous breasts. Oh, those gorgeous breasts; they'reso attractive. He goes at them with his tongue once again, causing moans to escape from Shermie's mouth. As his mouth takes in the areolae of one of the breasts, heflips her to the side. He grabs hold of his cock and guides it to his destination; thewarm, moist pussy. Shermie helps him by opening her pussy lips wide, and Shinji'scock slides into her waiting vagina unhindered. Right now, his cock isn't causing any physical pleasure. Shinji blushes feelingkind of small. "You should not worry, my sweet," Shermie purrs to him. "It's notthe size of the ship that counts, it's the motion of the ocean. And you've got a lot ofrowing to do, little man." She gives him an ultra-passionate kiss in the mouth, andhe feels himself growing harder. Shinji rolls her onto her back and proceed to do her in the "missionary"position. He strokes her pussy lovingly with his cock, with waves of pussy juicecrashing onto his rod. His tongue and mouth are onto her breasts once more,causing small moans to escape from her mouth. Shinji could now see her eyes;they're in sort of a dream-like state. He decides to pick up the pace. He shoves his cock in and out of her pussyharder and faster, grabbing her by one of her legs and continuously slamming hismanhood into her womanhood. Shinji's still staring at Shermie's breast. Oh, thosewonderful, magnificent breasts. "Shermie," he asks, "Can I make love to you on your breasts?" "Now we're getting kind of brave, are we?" answers Shermie as she grabs holdof her large mammary assets. "Do it, Shinji. Take off your condom and come onmy tits." Shinji leaves her sopping mess and does what she says. He mounts her andproceeds to ride her breasts like a stallion. Shermie squeezes his cock between hercleavage as he pushes his waist in and out, feeling such pleasure and estacy. It wasso much that he can hardly hold on any longer. "Shermie! I'm gonna... COME!!" "Then come, Shinji! Do it now!" As Shinji grunts out, a stream of white, sticky cum pisses out of his peehole inshorts spurts; each flying onto Shermie's face, hair, and into her mouth. The restdribbles onto her chest and neck. He felt like he could come some more, but hecouldn't. Tired from this night's love-making, he falls onto the bed and right tosleep, his mind a total blank. * * * * * * * * * * * * THE KING NEON SUCCESSOR ENAVAN DEGESILICOON 1998 Episode 26B: "I Wish For Beautiful Womem Around The Clock!" * * * * * * * * * * * * Sunlight shines through the fold of the curtain covering the window and ontoShinji's face. He feels a slight burn and lethargically covers his face with his freehand. Morning? Already?' he thinks to himself as he wakes up. Folding upwards, he looks around to find his mate not here. Only a note on the side of hernightstand. He picks it up to read it... Dear Shinji: I'm so sorry that I cannot be with you this morning. I have to go practice with my band, the New Faces. I must say that despite your general size you did turned out to be a passionate lover. I must have you in my bed again sometime soon. ^_^ Anyway, my friend is coming over so you can have some more fun. If you're hungry, you can have whatever's in the fridge. But please leave everything as you left it; clean and spotless. Okay? Later! Love ya!XXXXXXXX Shermie "Her friend, huh?" he goes. "Maybe it's about time I'd leave." But he endsup smelling himself and realizing that he needs a shower. So, grabbing his clothes,he proceeds to use the restroom and take a brisk shower. But as soon as he left the bathroom, his attention was caught by a woman onthe bed. But not just A woman, mind you. This woman is the one with black hair;her long bangs covering her right eye. She's the weird one, the insane one, the onethat will laugh at you for no particular reason at all. The winds call her "Izumi." Shinji is in total shock! "Uh... Uh... Hi, Izumi. H- how's it going?" Shinji'sweak mind tries to sort out the rational from this irrational person, but his mindkept going back to how intimidating she acted during calculus. "What's wrong, Shinji?" she asks in a deep, masculine voice. "Aren't yougonna compliment on what I'm wearing this morning?" What she's wearing...? Shinji takes a moment to examine what Izumi has on: It's a blue security suit, anoutfit someone a woman would wear in the "You're Under Arrest" show. It's alsovery frumpy, too frumpy even for his taste. Izumi's a large and fully-figured woman.The suit she's wearing is holding her so tight that it looks like it's about to totallyrip off if ever she flexed her muscles. And on top of that, she has very large breasts;as large as Shermie's, but Izumi's a Double D. Shinji also notices what's under her navy-blue skirt; black stockings,complimenting with her revealing black leather undewear. Uh-oh! Shinji thought, She's into heavy S&M! I gotta get outta here! "You've got to excuse me, Izumi. I have to go. There's something importantI have to do," he says under one breath as he heads for the door. He tries to openit, but it's locked and there's no way to unlock it. "What's so important that you have to go so quickly, Shinji?" Izumi asksseductively. "Is there a cartoon you wanted to see? Little boy wanna go back to hismama? Maybe you want your childhood friend to bust in here and save you, huh?" Shinji gets angered by her remarks. "Look, just give me the key to his door. This isn't funny." "It isn't meant to be funny," she tells him. "Tell you what: We'll play agame. The key you seek is on my person, and you have to search for it. Find it, andyou can go free." "I have to search you for it?" he asks in a confused state. "Yeah, like a policeman searching for a gun. But there's one catch, though:You're going to have to search every nook and cranny to find it. And you need to bevery diligent in your search. If by any chance you get a hard-on and you can't findit, or if you don't have the stomach to find it, then you have no choice but to do the dirty deed with me. Understood?" "All right," Shinji sighs, "All right, I understand." He tries to relax and clearhis mind, for he's got a lot of work to do in front of him. Izumi lays back onto the mattress, expecting... no, welcoming Shinji's attack. He touches her lightly around the waste, moving his hands all around her navy-blueskirt. "You're feeling my thighs," she says. "No, I'm not." he replies. He can't findit on her. Next he brings her up and feels along her hair. Izumi takes this opportunityto press her womanhood onto his chest, causing Shinji to sweatdrop. He then runshis hands along her back and around to her front. Unbuttoning the folds, he diveshis hands into her shirt pockets hoping to find it. "You're feeling my breasts,Shinji." "No, I am not!" He couldn't find it there. "Maybe, if you remove my clothing," she cooes to him, "You might have abetter chance of finding it." This is not what Shinji wanted to hear. He's having ahard enough time trying to keep his soldier down. In silent protest, he removesIzumi's security outfit. Great, more leather, he thought as he saw her black braand it's poor attempt at holding her melons together. Shinji's hands move up and down one of her legs, and then the other. "Shinji,you're..." "I AM NOT!" He still couldn't find the key. He takes a moment to lookas Izumi and notes the task he now has to perform. "You're not backing out, areyou?" she asks. I mustn't run away... was Shinji's last thought before he takes the blackleather bra off of her. The massive mammaries just sprung out; they were big! Shinji's pants have shrunken two sizes. He feels around the padding of the bra, andhe still couldn't find it. He then has to check... Gulp! Mustn't run away... Herblack leather panties. She positions herself so he could take it off efficiently, but heturns around so he couldn't see her. He feels around her underwear, but he still hecoulnd't find the key. "Shinji..." says her voice coming from behind. "Every nook and cranny. Remember?" "That's enough, Izumi." he says to her. "I don't wanna be a part of your sick,sadistic game anymore." "...I'm not a sadist." Izumi replies in her normal voice. Shinji, taking note ofthe sudden change in her attitude, turns around to face her. He suddenly sees theexpression on her face, the same one he saw in his mother's face. An expression ofpeace, of undisturbed coolness. "I tell you what, Shinji," she says, "If you manage toget the key, then you can go free." "Okay..." And with that, Shinji takes two of his fingers and sticks it upIzumi's pussy. They travel a little ways up, then he suddenly feels something hardand metalic. It must be the key. He's found it. But he's unable to get it out; it'stoo far up in her. "I'm unable to get it, Izumi." "Maybe if you're in a better position, you can be able to get it out," sheanswers. Sounds like a plan. Shinji lays on the bed as Izumi climbs on top of him,his face towards her pussy. "Now, I want you to relax," he tells her. "Okay," she replies. He spreads her pussy lips wide, and he was able to see a dark cavern bigenough to fit a hand in. He proceeds to shove his left hand into her pussy. Hemanages to go farther in than his two fingers could ever go, and he finally managesto pull the key out of her hole. "I did it, Izumi! Now, if you jus... UNNHH!! Aahh! IZUMI!!" Too late. Izumi was able to pull Shinji's manhood out of it's place and is now performing thesacred art of "Sword Swallowing." His cock has grown a centimeter larger than whenShermie has last used it, but she's able to handle all of him, right down to his balls. Shinji, moaning the loudest he can, is unable to take it any longer. His constantwishing to run away is replaced by the cruel instint to piss his sperm right down herthroat. And, without stamina, he lets himself go. He came SO hard that Izumi hadto remove herself from his cock to get some air. After a little while of clearing herthroat, he was back at his cock, going all the way down again and swallowing hisessence. Shinji comes yet another time and saw stars. "Your turn, Shinji..." purrs Izumi. Shinji has no choice but to comply. Hefirst traces her already moist pussy with his middle finger. He grasps her by the assand brings her down upon his face so he can lick her clitoris. A parade of low moansescape Izumi's mouth as Shinji starts to perform a full cunilingus on her. He strokesher pussy with his tongue and proceeds to shove it down her pussy. She tastes the same as Shermie,' he ponders. Maybe I should be glad thatshe is her friend. With that, Shinji sticks his hand into her wet folds and proceedsto fist-fuck her. Izumi is now going insane. She thrusts her body to move in thesame rhythm as his fist, with Shinji still managing to play with her clitoris with histongue and fingers. Izumi couldn't take any more of the waves of pleasure crashingupon her; she howls like a police siren as she comes even harder than Shinji. Sheclamps on his arm with her sex muscles as a flood of love juice comes gushing out ofher pussy. Shinji removes his hand, brings her ass back to his face, and slurps on theremains of her drooling fluids. "Mmmmmm..." purrs Izumi. "See? I'm not really such a bad person onceyou get to know me better." "Great. Then I'll be off..." Shinji tiredly replies, key still in hand. "Not just yet, Shinji. You still haven't tried my most superior weapons' yet." "Weapons? ^_^;" Izumi, a bit exhausted from coming (hard), manages to get off of the bed andonto the floor. With the remaining strength she has, she pulls Shinji by his buttcloser to her. Placing the key on the dresser next to the bed, Shinji looks down andrealizes what she plans to do next. Taking his shrunken soldier into her hand, she places the tip of it in hermouth and tries to bring it back to life. Shinji saw and felt as the tip of Izumi'stongue managed to force it's way into his little peehole. For Shinji that was morethan enough stimulation, and so his cock grew back to its stiffness. Izumi then proceeds to place his stiffening cock between her powerfulmammaries; melons powerful enough to drive any man off the edge. Now this is too muchstimulation for Shinji. "AAAAHH!! I feel so GOOD!!" he cries out as Izumi rubsher giant globes along his dick and gyrates the tip of her tongue against his peehole. His urge is to come hard again; to come all over her. But he has to hold on. Heneeds to hold on! He wants to take as much time as possible and enjoy thisexperience. But alas, since Shinji's new to this, this is not possible. He moans his loudestas he falls of the edge. Izumi sences this and places her mouth around the head ofhis cock. Streams of white trumpet out of his cock coating her tongue. Andpressure is felt as Izumi sucks on him like a straw, swallowing his essence down her throat. Shinji is in a state of nirvana; he can actually hear Kurt Cobain singing... Izumi takes the key from the dresser. She then walks to the door to unlock it. The door swings open and someone (Shinji's to sated to notice who) walks into theroom. "You know, If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: It's not gonnahappen, Shinji!" He looks up from his nirvana to find calculus teacher MisatoKatsuragi in "pissed mode." "And what do you do, Mr. I Have To Screw Someone? You went ahead and did it! And not with just one of my prize students, but TWOOF THEM!!" "My apologies, Ms. Katsuragi." Shinji's speaking in his quiet voice. "I meantgood intentions, but the breasts were so large and magnificent. I just couldn't helpmyself." "Breasts are too big for you, huh?!" goes Misato with one eyebrow raised andan evil sneer forming. "Well, come along with me, Mr. Ikari! I'm gonna cook foryou a nutritious breakfast! Because there's a lot of work you're going to do for metoday!" And with that, she grabs him by the arm and drags him off. * * * * * * * * * * * * 11:00 a.m., and morning is about to be over for this day. Asuka is walking up21st Street towards the city college. For some reason she needs to see someonereally badly. Anyone will do. In the tennis court, Ms. Ines Fresange is having her students Terry Bogardand Ryuji Yamazaki settle their rivalry with an extreme game of tennis. Ines is stillmad at the two guys for causing a fight and an explosion last yesterday morning. Terry is getting with this game while Ryuji, still grumbling a bit, is finding this more entertaining than beating people up. Kensuke Aida is outside the court with his mini-cam, watching and re-watching the scenes where Terry did battle with an insane Ryuji. "Kensuke..." A soft-sounding voice catches his attention. He has no idea whoit might be, so he turns around and gets shocked to see Asuka standing next to him. "Uh... Hi!" is his best reply. Then he starts to note her demeanor and calmsdown a bit. "Uh... What can I do for you, Langley?" "Kensuke, why are men interested in big breast?" "You're so sweet, Shinji. Your cock gets harder every time I rub on it." Minato Haruka has his twitching manhood in the embrace of her largebreasts. She then takes the head of his cock into her mouth. And as soon as sheslides her tongue along his head a couple times, he ejaculates into her mouth. Intriumph, she swallows her prize... "Well, it's simple really," answers Kensuke. "Men are drawn to the essence,the sheer power of breasts; their marvelous ability to give off milk. We're alsodrawn to the incredible space between them. There are so many things you can putinto that space. It makes me warm all over just thinking about it. :).." "This is one of my best ninja techniques; the Moe Oppai Amma No Mai(Mai's Burning Breast Massage)!" Mai was right. She was rubbing her breasts along Shinji's cock so hard thathe's starting to feel a burning sensation. She goes down on him, tonguing the headof his shaft and expecting the inevitable. Shinji's cock is burning so much that heemits a low scream before ejaculating (yet again) into the bouncy ninja woman's mouth... "Well, it's no use." says the depressed Asuka. "There's no way I'll evercompete for attention when there's women with large boobs running around." "Don't say things like that," Kensuke says to her. He brings his hand up totake her chin and brings her head to his. "This is not the Asuka I know. The AsukaI remember doesn't let anybody defeat her. Especially since she's got more respectfor herself than women who have to rely on their breasts most of the time." "Hey..." answers Asuka with that familiar sneer coming back to her. "You'reright!" "C'mon, Shinji! I know this is good for you as much as it's good for me! Right?!" On top of being loud and obnoxious, Naga The Serpent has the H-cup breaststhat commoners would bow to; chanting "We're not worthy." She merely "crushes"Shinji's cock with her massive mammaries, causing them to grow harder with everystroke. Naga snakes her tongue all around the head of his manhood. And Shinji,sans stamina, cums once more. He shoots a greater load from out of his cock, andit's more than welcome down Naga's throat. And after the last victorious gulp, sheemits from her mouth the most destructive, blood-curdling laugh in anime history;sending windows to the edge of breaking and ears to the edge of deafening... "So, Kensuke, wanna do something more worthwhile than watching two rivalsfight each other?" as Asuka as he walks him from the tennis court. "What do you have in mind, Asuka?" "I don't know. What do you have in mind?" "You won't get angry if I told you, right?" "Well, it depends: Do I get to be on top?" Terry and Ryuji, tired from their toned-down rivalry, observe the twocharacters as they walk off. "Shit! If this gets any more romantic, I'll have to emptyout the bucket of balls so I can vomit!" Ryuji protests. "There's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend, Ryuji!" Terry retorts. "Youshould have one of your very own, like me." "If you weren't my half-brother...!" "That never stopped you before!" "Alright, that's enough! BOTH OF YOU!!" goes Ines before she downs half abottle of spring water. 100+ degrees is not the temperature to feel good in. * * * * * * * * * * * * 6:00 p.m., a beginning of another hot evening. Shinji finally makes it backhome, tired and puzzled from today's activity. He closes the door, his back againstit, and gives out a heavy sigh. His mother is on the couch reading some Steven Kingbook. (At least my mom does. That's a piece of my family info.) "How was your day, Shinji?" she asks, her vision stuck towards her book. "Fine, mom," he replies. "I might have to start writing that book tonight, butit's all good." "Your father's going to be busy tonight. He has some work that he needs todo over at NERV. Oh, and Asuka called; she's gonna be busy as well. I guess it justleaves you and me, your loving mother," she says with a smile. "That's good," states Shinji. "I have enough exitement to last me throughcollege. I'm gonna have to give this up and do something more fruitful." Misato and Urd are leaning on the railings near the Sacramento River, lettingthe cool wind rush through their hair and feeling happy with the result of a job welldone. "Well, Rabbit-girl, we sure sent the boy home happy, huh?" asked Urd. "He won't be staring at our boobs anymore," Misato replies. "And with hislibido out of the way, he can work towards being a more productive worker in oursociety." Urd drinks her Diet Pepsi and finishes off. "Sex is a thing everybody shoulddo at least once in their lifetime. But it shouldn't be in the way of one's long-termgoals. This world will run a little better since one person has learned." "I swear, I'm going to give up sex. Until I'm established, I'll keep myself incheck." That was Shinji's last words as he drank a cup of Kool-Aid, Mmmm! Delicious! and disappeared into his room. THE END(Maybe not. ^o^; If I find a place to post, I'll do some more!) * * * * * * * * * * * * SPECIAL CREDITS: It helps if you've seen the end of"Boku Wa (My Dear) Marie." As the creditsrolls, magnificently done artwork of this fanfiction's cast are shown in betweenthem. *** Urd on her bed, nekkid except for her white sheets, looking totally sexy. *** Shinji's parents at NERV Research and Development, with Gendou handing Yuisome paperwork. *** Mature waiting patiently as Vice lifts their small Volkswagon GT out from theparking space. (Vice, despite her size, is insanely strong!) *** Nuku-Nuku snacking on some sardines as Seiya does some tests on her. *** Iori playing his bass as Leona sings a gothic tune. *** An angry-looking Misato stares down at a charred Ines; a result of another one of herexperiments gone horribly wrong and taking out the chemistry lab for the semester. *** Shermie and Izumi are in the lunchroom playing chess, with the sooner smiling andthe later sneering. *** Terry and Ryuji, in an attempt to cut down on bloody rivalry, play an intense gameof "speed-table-tennis." *** Kensuke and Asuka are both in bed, nekkid, and sleeping blissfully in each other'shold. *** Gai (Jirou), Lucky, and Shinji (known to themselves as the "Gekiganger Team,"known to everyone else as the "Three Stooges"), do the dreaded "Gundam Salute"complimenting on a series they had just watched. *** The last picture shows Shinji smiling like he did in the end of Evangelion episode26. * * * * * * * * * * * * Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryuu, Misato Katsuragi, Kensuke Aida, Gendou Ikari,and Yui Ikari of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" belong to Gainax. Shermie, Iori Yagami, Leona, Vice, Mature, Lucky Glover, Terry Bogard, RyujiYamazaki, and Mai Shiranui of "King of Fighters 97 and 98" belong to SNK. Izumi Maki, Seiya Uribatake, Gai Daigouji (Jirou Yamada), Ines Fresange, andMinato Haruka of "Martian Successor / Mobile Battleship Nadesico" belong toXebec. Urd of "Oh, My Goddess!" belongs to Kodansha, TBS, and KSS. Nuku Nuku Natsume of "All Purpose Cultured Cat Girl" belongs to King Records. Naga the Serpent of "The Slayers" belongs to SOFTX. * * * * * * * * * * * * Personal shots out goes to:Hinoto (for letting me post my X parody fanfic)Chika (for doing an excellent job on her KOF '97 page)Vegeta (for bringing Iori and Leona together. Expect a continuation starring those two!)Zhou Tai An (for doing EVA fanfics that make people think)Phillip Masters (for his input) Katsuragi Misato (for her MST on my EVA lemon fanfics)Henry Moriarty (for providing exclusive KOF '98 info. I'm playing it as soon as it comes out in Sacramento!) Addison Godel (for posting my "No Need For Shinji" lemon)Andrew Huang (for letting me borrow his EVA brand condoms. You're right! They really are as tough as an AT Field!)and Patrick (for his Nadesico lemon). As always, MST's and C&C's are always welcome. (But keep them within reasonand taste, PLEASE!! Don't have characters beating each other up, blowing thingsup, or vomiting! I'm not one of those sickoes who enjoy anal sex either! I'll onlyinclude it if, and it's a BIG if, a female character loves her boyfriend so much thatshe forces him to do it. Otherwise, no one's sticking nothing up no one's ass in myfanfics!) E-mail me at tycplans@yahoo.com. Visit These Cool Sites: Chika's King of Fighters Zone KOF Story and Art members.aol.com/iorin/chika/index.html Howlin' Mad Henry Moriarty's Fighting Game InfoMadman's Cafe mmcafe.telnet.or.jp/"CHECK OUT THE NEWS ABOUT KOF '98!!" Vegeta's Page of Lemons Fighting Game Lemon Fanfiction users.deltanet.com/~ashram/Vegeta/Vegeta.html Fighters To The Finish Webring Fighting Games Webpage Links www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/6070/webrings.htm Andrew Huang's Fanfic Page Evan_Jelly_Doughnut &c Fanficswww.hcs.harvard.edu/~alhuang/anime/fanfic Philip Masters' Fanfic Page Evangelion &c Fanfics www.iwaynet.net/~dr.diddy/masters Katsuragi Misato's Page Evangelion-related Stuffwww.csnsys.com/yuna/(Hasn't been updated in months. Might be in danger of dropping off.SHE'S A BLONDE!! Just kidding... ^_^) * * * * * * * * * * * * Last minute commercial... [Boom...!] Evangelion is finally ending in the US. So, wha cha gonna do til Nadesico comes out? SNK [Boom...!] "I'm gonna go play the King of Fighters!" [EXPLODE!!] Little girl near TV screen (Poltergeist): They're baa-aaaaaak... [Rockin' Theme Music Plays] THE AMERICAN TEAM IS BACK!! Lucky: We're back on stage, hittin' you with some o' them KOF joints. It's gonna be hot, the show's gonna be slammin'...!Brian: Huh...?Heavy D: It's gonna be the greatest bite... I mean fight, FIGHT! Yeah! Fight of the century! I'm gonna chew my opponents up and swallow em down! Yo! I'll eat my opponents up, because they're gonna taste so good... (Everyone gets disgusted from what he's saying.) Oh! I ain't suppose to say that? THE SECRETARIES ARE BACK!! Mature is holding a baseball bat and Vice is holding up a large metal table, lookingextremely pissed at Iori.Iori: Uh... Hi, ladies... ^_^; THE NEW FACE TEAM IS BACK!! NFT: Huh?!Chris: Didn't you just kill us?Shermie: I guess we are back by popular demand, no?Yashiro: After witnessing Iori spazing out on us, I don't know if want to go back. RYUJI, MARY, AND BILLY ARE BACK!!Ryuji: NO WE'RE NOT!! LEAVE US ALONE!![The 97 Special Team are at a neighborhood golf course. Ryuji sinks a birdie in the18th hole...] THE UNCLES ARE BACK!! Saishu: I remember when I was about Kyo's age! I would walk twenty miles, get the crap beaten out of me, work like a dog, and I had still gotten straight A's!Heidern: (Drinks his coffee, not flinching when Mr. Karate [Takuma] suddenly crashes through the window.) Takuma... Don't you ever use the door?Takuma: I'm so pumped today! I just gotten back from beating Dan Hibiki 20 times! And he was practically begging for more...! RUGAL IS BACK!! Rugal: See? Remember KOF 95 for the Gameboy? I wasn't lying when I said I'll be back! I meant it! Now, ALL YOU ASSES ARE MINE!! (Insane laugh, then suddenly feels pain from "Defeat Whiplash.") ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM 97 ARE BACK!! IN THE INSTALLMENT OF ALL INSTALLMENTS!! Shingo: WAIT! YOU'RE FORGETTING ME!! And of course, Shingo will be back as well. Shingo: Thank yah. TWO-DIMENSIONAL FIGHTING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!! IT'S THE MOST DECISIVE BATTLE OF THE YEAR!! ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGE?!! Kyo: History proves different today. Doesn't it, Iori?Iori: (Keeping two PMS-driven secretaries at bay.) If you don't start roasting your own chesnut, then I'M GONNA OPEN FIRE!! THE KING OF FIGHTERS 1998 Dream Battle Never Ends Coming Summer