Equation of a Degenerate Teacher
Volume 1 Chapter 3

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Kouji and Atsushi are on the school rooftop.

Atsushi: pissed I definitely am NOT going to be a part of the Cheerleading Squad!

Atsushi: Are you listening?

Kouji is munching away at a sandwich and a rice ball.

Kouji: As a safety measure (against the other club leaders), it's perfect!

(Are you saying I shouldn't live a a decent life?)

Atsushi: Well, that's probably fine for you, but why do I have to be a member..?

Kouji leans into to take a lick a Atsushi.

Kouji: ???kawaii kuchi shite kara ni. nameru de-- hore hore.

Atsushi: getting nervous again Ina-

Yuriko comes out from nowhere.

Yuriko: acting quite calm Boy, it's hot around here.

Atsushi is quite shocked and pushes Kouji away.

Kouji: Hey, Yuri!

Yuriko: (With no developing relationship among these two, it's so boring.)

Yuriko: Sorry for interrupting at such a "delicious" moment, but can I talk with you two?

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Title: Vol. 3 The Equation of a First Love

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Still on the school rooftop.

Kouji: A basketball game?

Yuriko: Our school has had successive defeats and we've basically hit rock bottom.

Atsushi: (Would you like some tea?)

Yuriko: (Thank you. You're so nice- unlike SOMEONE else I know..)

Yuriko: My brother is already a senior and I would like to see them win at least once before he graduates.

Yuriko: turns to Kouji That's why we need you, Kouji, to help us out... (ah!)

Kouji is kissing Atsushi on the cheek. Atushi chokes on his drink.

Kouji: Sorry, can't do it. I'm already a member of the cheerleading squad.

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Yuriko: trying to be nice But the cheerleading squad doesn't need any help, Kouji...

Atsushi is pushing Kouji away again. Kouji doesn't seem to mind.

Kouji: I'm a "ghost" member so I don't have to follow the clubs'regulations.

Yuriko: Can't you just listen to what I have to say?

Kouji: No thanks.

Yuriko: pissed Grrrr....!!!

Kouji flips her off.

Atsushi: P- Please calm down, let's talk this out.

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Yuriko has got Kouji by the collar, when someone speaks from behind her. Someone: Don't bother...

The person is the Basketball Captain, Junishi Hayase.

Junichi: ..stooping down to the level of a boy who ingored the basketball team, Yuriko!

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Yuriko: Junichi!

Kouji: Hey! Jun-chan! Have you got the team together yet?

Junichi: pulls Kouji by the collar Quit it with the "Jun-chan"!! Call me "sempai"! "Hayase-sempai"!! I am NOT going to let my team fall so low that we would need your sympathy!!

Kouji: So...., what's the problem, Yuri?

Atsushi: sweating in the corner (Woah. That was scary!)

Yuriko: All lies! My brother just can't ask for help directly that's all!

Yuriko: really determined Even if he was the only one who has gotten stronger, it doesn't help any!

Yuriko: Basketball is a team-sport!

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Yuriko: Right now, everyone on the team is dragging my brother-

Junichi: pissed Yuriko!!

Junichi: his back turned Everyone is desperately trying as hard as they can. You, as their manager, have no right to say that.

Junichi: turns around Before we win, there is a ton of things to do! Don't ever rely on Inagaki!!

Yuriko: Junichi..

Junichi: You understand?!

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Junichi: about to leave Oh. and one more thing..

Junichi: turns around to face Yuriko Don't you ever hang around a fag like Inagaki!!

Yuriko: What?! Don't talk to me about my personal life!!

Kouji is feeling up Atsushi in the background.

Atsushi: squirming (Stop it! I said stop it! )

Junichi: Whatever, just come here! drags Yuriko by her hair

Yuriko: Ouch!! That hurts! Let go!!

Atushi: in desperation Wait! It's a misunderstanding!! Just a.. misunderstanding...

Kouji: calmly As usual, the ever bickering siblings..

Kouji: In honor of the official recognition of our relationship,..

Kouji: tries to kiss Atsushi (Let's kiss!)

Atsushi: trying to get away I said it was a misunderstanding!!

Masayoshi: not seen The basketball team is also having troubles...

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Masayoshi: interrupts Kouji about to kiss Atsushi Yo! Quite popular, aren't ya? Inagaki-chan, Alice-chan.

Atsushi: pushing Kouji away Umm.. No! This is not what you think!

Masayoshi: sitting down huh?

Atsushi: Nothing... Oh yeah. What do I need to be upset about?

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Masayoshi: Speaking of, Inagaki-chan, you know the basketball team captain?

Masayoshi: leaning toward Atushi (Can I have a sip? just one sip?)

Atsushi: (It's whatever is left of what Yuriko drank, but...)

Kouji: opening a can of tea Yeah, well.. We had an inseparable relationship in Middle School.

Kouji: He kept on asking me to join the team, but all I was allowed to do is help when things got rough.

Kouji sips his tea while remembering the times when Junichi used to bug him

Young Junichi: urging young Yuriko WOW!! You MUST get him to join the team.

Young Junichi: yelling to Kouji who is in a soccer outfit. You were born to play basketball! Can't you realize that?!

Kouji: Finally, I seemed to have given up.

Masayoshi: Reluctantly, I see..

Atsushi: But, helping them out just once wouldn't be too bad, would it?

Atushi: And Yuriko was seriously asking for help...

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Kouji: If Atsushi said he would "do it" with me once, then I might be in a good mood to say "yes."

Atsushi: turning bright red Quit it! Stop saying such strange things!!

Masayoshi: Different strokes for different folks..

Masayoshi: tossing the can Well, whatever happens, we are the Cheerleading Squad.

Masayoshi: Let's cheer them on with all our might!

Atsushi pictures Masayoshi in the Cheerleading Squad

Kouji: (If you get me one of those cool "happi" coats, I'll stay.)

Masayoshi: ( OK OK )

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Scene Change: Club Lush at night (near Shinjuku Koma Stadium)

Woman's voice: Really?!

Three "women" and one "guy" are at Club Lush. From right to left: Catherine (male), Rena-chan (male), Tasuku-kun (female), Kayako-san (formerly male).

Catherine: A basketball game?

Kayako: Are you sure we can come and cheer?

Kouji: to Masayoshi I don't know about people outside of the squad cheering..

Masayoshi: Don't worry. This is one of the perks of being a teacher, (Ina-chan!)

Catherine: I can "be" (act) young again! Oho ho ho ho ho!

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Masayoshi: With our blazing spirit, we will take the Goddess of Victory's "smile"!!

Catherine: (Oho ho ho ho ho! Leave it to us!)

Kouji: (oh boy) I am not too sure about this..

A door opens.

Kouji: I'm sorry, we are still setting up..

Kayako: Oh! Masami-chan!

Masami: Hello! Is Masayoshi here?

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Masayoshi: Maa-chan! Why are you here?!-

Masayoshi covers his mouth

Kouji: looking suspiciously at Masayoshi Owner, who is he?

Masayoshi: Oh shit! If Inagaki finds out, then Arisawa will probably find out too.

A pic of Atsushi in Masayoshi's mind crying and in shock.

Atushi: (Why did you keep it a secret from me?!)

Masayoshi:quickly Maa-chan, can you come h-

Masami: I'm Masayoshi's older brother, Masami. Nice to meet you.

Kouji: Really?! You don't seem like brothers at all?!

Catherine: Owner is the "darker" one.

Masayoshi's foot is up in the air.

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Masami: sitting down with Kouji You seem quite young, how old are you?

Kouji: Ummm.. this year,...

Masayoshi: ACK!

Masami: Masayoshi,..

Masayoshi: yes?

Masami: grabs Masayoshi by the ear. Come here for a second.

Masayoshi: Maa-chan, please overlook this!!

Catherine: (Oho ho ho ho ho!)

Kouji: (That Masayoshi Shibata) is quite funny when he lets himself be dragged by the ear.

Kayako: It's the weakness of being in love. (Owner is soo cute!)

Kouji: They are really brothers, aren't they?

Catherine: Yep. That is why it is soo interesting!

Masayoshi: It's just a temporary job, and I told him from the beginning that I will not let him have any alcohol.

Masayoshi: (Chief, I'll have a double Scotch, and Maa-chan will have juice.)

Masami: That isn't the problem!

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Masami: If something happens, then it will be too late.

Masayoshi: I am being careful. When he is working, I am out here too watching him.

Masami: We promised to take care of dad's club because we stayed here in Japan.

Masami: Please don't make me worry, Masayoshi.

Masayoshi: leans in and touches heads with Masami. I will be careful.

Masami: Okay. brings his hand to Masayoshi's chin

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Masayoshi: leaning in more to kiss Masami Just a little bit more..

Masayoshi: (If I do it now, I can make it as a joke...)

Masami: Masayoshi, there isn't anything else you are hiding?

Masayoshi: backs away with hands up What?! No! There is nothing else!!

Chief: (You have my sympathy, Owner)

Masami: slurping on the juice Hmmm.. a bit fishy...

Catherine: Hey, Masami, we you also come to the basketball game and cheer?

Masami: Eh? What?

Masayoshi: Oh boy.

Masami: A basketball game? hmm.. but I might have to work that day..

Catherine: (and Tooru-chan will be there too! There is no reason NOT to go!)

Masayoshi: (The game is about to be over soon..)

Masami: blushing (What? Now, wait a minute, Catherine-san!)

Masayoshi: (.. for both me and "him" (Arisawa) )

Catherine: to Kouji (There is a teacher at your school called "Tooru", right? A bear-like guy? Well, he is Masami-chan's boyfriend!)

Kouji: (WHAT?! Mr. Hagiwara's significant other is Masami??

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Picture of Masami and a glass of Scotch

Masayoshi: (It cannot end in a mistake)

Scene change: Day of the Game

Loud Speaker: Half time!

Coach: Great job. Good work out there, Hayase.

Junichi has a towel over his head and breathing heavily.

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Junichi: (Shit!) (I want to turn over this game. One shot will do it!)

Tooru: Hey! Sorry I'm late!

Masayoshi: (hey!)

Tooru: (Why are you guys dressed up like that?) How is the game going?

Kouji: We are being trampled on.

Atusshi: Mr. Hagiwara..

Tooru: huh?

Tooru: (oh..) That's bad.

Score Board: Jougaoka- 00, Kouei- 15

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Tooru: Our cheerleading squad is pretty bad too. (Why is the "Lush" group here?)

Catherine: Oh! Tooru-chan! Long time no see! (Hyo ho ho ho ho ho!)

Kayako: Do you want to eat lunch?

Masayoshi: The one who can dodge the opposing team's defense seems to be just Hayase..

Masayoshi: (But, it that is just harsh doing it by himself.)

Atsushi: ....

Yuriko looks at her brother then stands up.

Yuriko: Kouji!!!

Kouji and Atsushi look down.

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Yuriko: (Please! Just this once!)

Hayase panting

Atsushi: Puts his hand on Kouji Inagaki. Go out there!

Kouji doesn't look too happy.

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Atsushi: I will cheer you on until the very end!

Kouji smiles. and then is hit by a basketball uniform in the head.

Masayoshi: Now that you have the "princess"'s permission to leave...

Masayoshi: all decked out in the basketball uniform Let's go!

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Atsushi: "Let's go"? That doesn't mean Mr. Shibata is also going?

Tooru: Oh dear.

Masayoshi: Second half! New members coming in!

Masayoshi: We won't let another point get past us!

Yuriko: Sorry about this, coach. (I had no idea a teacher would be playing..)

Coach: Mr. Shibata!!

Random boy: This is absurd.

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Junichi and Inagaki are out on the court.

Junichi: I am not going to say thank you, Kouji.

Kouji: That's fine. I am doing this for Atsushi anyways.

Junichi: (Shameless fag..)

Kouji doesn't flinch.

Junichi: Attack!!!

Everyone else: Yeah!!!

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Junichi is trapped.

Masayoshi: Right here!

Junichi passes the ball to Masayoshi.

Opposing player: Shoot! Number 14!

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Masayoshi does a behind the back pass to Kouji.

Opposing player: wha-?!

Junichi: (Inagaki?!)

Yuriko is praying.

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Kouji jumps REALLY high and slam dunks!

Atsushi: wo-?!

Masayoshi: Aw right!!

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Junichi: in shock ....

Opposing player: WHAT THE?!! That little guy just now jumped how many feet??!!

Junichi: (We can do it!)

Yuriko: We might win! (for the first time)

Other players: WOW! Great!

Someone: He(Kouji) blocked a pass!

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Kouji passes the ball to Masayoshi.

Masayoshi: Ina-chan, thanks!

Masayoshi goes for a shot.

Someone: Don't let him make it in!!

The ball hits the rim and bounces away.

Atsushi; Awwww!!! (So close!)

Tooru: He missed on purpose.

Atsushi: huh?

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Junichi grabs the ball

Atsushi: Oh yeah! Captain!!

Junichi makes a basket.

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Yuriko: YEAH!!! Nice Rebound!!

The crowd is cheering wildly.

Tooru: Masayoshi's always been the type to make things dramatic. (from way back when...)

Tooru: He's also a natural teacher.

Masayoshi and Junichi do a sort of "high five"

Kouji: waves (Atsushi!!)

Atsushi: waves back ....

Narration: So, in the last half, the gap in the score was shortened.

Referee: Free Throw!

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Yuriko: For this, it's got to be Kouji! to change the score!

Refree: to Kouji Here is the ball..

Kouji turns around.

Kouji: ATSUSHI!!!!

Kouji: If I make it in, will you let me kiss you!!

The referee almost drops the ball.

Atushi: in shock WHA--!!

Masayoshi: sweating (oh boy..)

Kouji: If you don't let me, then I will just quit this game right now.

Atsushi: What?!

Referee: blowing the whistle Hey! Do I need to expell you myself?!

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The "girls" from Club Lush cover up Atsushi's mouth.

Atsushi: Mmmfpmfmm...

Catherine: We'll make sure he does! He's a man! He can take one "shot"!!

Masayoshi: hmm... Pretty confident, eh?

Junichi: Just make the shot, you freak!

Kouji: OK OK!

Kouji throws.

Narration: First one in.

Narration: Second one in.

Yuriko: Go!! Defense!!

Narration: Then, in the last four minutes...

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Narration: Jougaoka held out...

Referee: Game Over!

Yuriko goes to congratulate Junichi, Masayoshi, and Kouji.

Narration: On this day, Jougaoka High School's Basketball Team had their first win.

Rena-chan kissed a dazed Tooru, Kayako kissed a random bystander, and chief is holding a Japanese fan while crying.

Catherine and Atsushi are cheering excitedly. An arrow points to Atsushi.

Arrow: Completely forgot about the kiss.

Masayoshi: gives a friendly jab in the jaw to Junichi Great game!

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Masayoshi: Go get team players who worked so hard, to join us.

Junichi: big smile Okay! Thank you!

Junichi: Speaking of.. where is Inagaki?

Masayoshi: looking around hmm?

Kouji: ATSUSHI!!

Atsushi: turns around ah!

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Kouji is running straight towards Atsushi.

Atsushi: Ina...

Atushi: remembering ah! I can feel a thirst for blood!! Ina-

Kouji grabs Atsushi...

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and kisses him!! with everyone cheering in the background.

Club Lush "girls": Aw right!!!!!

Tooru: hand over his face Christ!! It's actually a picture of the cross

Junichi, Masayoshi, and Yuriko are looking up at the spectacle from court.

Junichi: upset That flaming moron!

Masayoshi: Those two have too much energy in them.. sweatdrop

Yuriko: looking around (A camera! Where's my camera?!)

Change in scene: Outside the gym. Sound of water rushing

Atsushi: wiping his mouth with a towel. Inagaki, you idiot!

Atsushi: (.. suddenly putting his tongue down my throat!!)

Masayoshi: not seen Whew! It's hot!!

Picture of the two water faucets.

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Masayoshi puts his head under the rushing water.

Masayoshi: Yep! I must be losing all that teen energy!!

Masayoshi flips his long, wet hair back dramatically as Atsushi watches in awe.

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Atsushi is still in dream.

Masayoshi: Arisawa...

Masayoshi: Can I have the towel?

Atsushi: blushes Ah! Sorry! Here! gives the towel while looking down.

Masayoshi: Thanks!

Atsushi: Just now, I think I saw some gold color sparkling in his hair..

Masayoshi: The Cheerleading Squad did quite well too.

Atsushi: huh> What should I do? My heart is beating fast!

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Masayoshi: You seem to like cheering hard working people like Kouji, right?

Masayoshi: fishing through his pocket That is why I also want to..

Masayoshi: cheer you on. gives the photo to Atsushi.

Atsushi: surprised and then takes the photo Ah..

Masayoshi: I wanted to apologize to you earlier, but..

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Masayoshi: I am not the Maa-chan, that you were thinking of..

Atsushi: clutching the photo That's okay.

Masayoshi: huh?

Atsushi: taking off his head band I... I like the Maa-chan who is here now, too!

Masayoshi: shit! No, wait! Arisawa...

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Kouji: looking for Atsushi outside the gym Atsushi.. It's okay if your shy, really!

Voice: Inagaki-kun! Is the game already over?

Kouji: looks behind him huh? Oh!

Atsushi: still looking at the picture dreamingly I was just thinking about how I can make a whole bunch of new memories with Maa-chan for these next three years..

Masayoshi: takes Atsushi by the shoulders You're wrong! I am NOT your Maa-chan!

Atsushi: huh?

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A Man is talking with Kouji.

Man: Masayoshi was also playing?!

Kouji: It was a bit strange playing with him, but he's really good.

Kouji: sees Atsushi Ah! Atsushi!

Masayoshi turns around. Atsushi is still in shock.

Kouji: Perfect timing! I want to introduce to you someone...

Kouji: This person is Mr. Shibata's older brother, Masami.

Atsushi: in even more shock Definitely. If it is Maa-chan ...

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Masami: A...

Atsushi: No matter how many years we are apart, I can always recognize him.

Middle page spread of the four guys together.

Atsushi: I can definitely recognize that sweet smile..

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Masami: Akkun, right?

Atsushi: And how he calls me by my childhood nickname... It is without a doubt..

Atsushi: in disbelief Maa-chan? The one who I have been searching for.

Kouji: What? You know each other? Oh. Well, I didn't need to introduce you then..

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Atsushi: HE is the one I have always called "Maa-chan"!

Atsushi: So... that's is what you were trying to do...

Masayoshi is shocked by Atsushi's accusation.

Atsushi: From the beginning you knew my feelings... I didn't know I could be tricked like this.

Masayoshi: Arisawa.. I...

Atsushi: cringing back away from Masayoshi Don't touch me!!!

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Atsushi: You're the lowest! I HATE YOU!!

Atsushi, crying, throws the crinkled photo at Masayoshi.

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The photo lands at the feet of Masayoshi.

Atsushi runs away.

Kouji: turning around Atsushi!!

Masami: Akkun?!

Kouij: running after Atsushi Atsushi!!

Masami: looking back ....

Masayoshi: picking up the photo The Lowest, huh?

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Masayoshi: Looking at the photo I'm sorry, Maa-chan...

Masayoshi: I.. I think I have wounded Atsushi really bad..

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(End of Chapter 3)