Me: puu-sama
Puu: yes?
Me: where do uke's come from?
Puu: now sit on my lap and I'll tell you where an uke comes from.
Me: ummm...
Puu: no, not like that!
Me: can't you express it verbally?
Me: okay *chibi-toddles up to puu and climbs into her lap*
Puu: once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom full of seme, and they were all happy seme!
Puu: but there were no uke, and so that meant that there were problems when all the seme hit puberty.
Puu: things got...weird.
Me: weird?
Puu: so, they went to their king seme and asked him to find an uke.
Puu: you don't want to know what seme do when they can't find an uke.
Me: do they write bad songs and obsess?
Puu: so the king seme prayed to kami-sama, and the Great Uke-fairy appeared!
Puu: well, the livestock in the area suffer too.
Me: lol
Puu: the uke-fairy did a dansu dansu, and then hundreds of uke appeared, all saying 'iyan!'
Puu: the seme went 'wai!' and all was well again in the happy magical yaoi land.
Puu: the end.

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