KNOWLEDGE

Somewhere, in my brain, there is the answer for everything.
I know why UFO's are reported as really big Reese peanut butter cups...
I know why people claim to still see Elvis Presley...
I even know they get the caramel into the Caramilk bar!

You'd think that all this knowledge, which is posessed by every man, woman and child on this earth, would be put to good use instead of silly things like running a government, blowing up other countries and generally destroying the world and all its people!

Oh well.