PRELUDE
Night- in a forest-Gabrielle and Xena(leading Argo as usual) are trekking through
Gabrielle- You realize this is a trap, don't you Xena.
Xena- Of course I do, but this note was from Ares(holds up note), and this can only mean his up to trouble. We'll just head on down tp their temple, and sort the whole thing out
Gabrielle- ..As usual
Xena- yep
Gabrielle- It's probably gonna be an elaborate trap you realize
Xena- yep
G- thirty armed warriors with huge meat cleavers
X-yep
G-twenty harpies
X-yep
G- and a God of War for good measure
X-yep
Suddenly noises are heard in the trees, a really high pitched squawking sound, along with an deep good guy voice
G- wait up Xena, someone's in the trees
X- yep..... It's Hercules and Iolaus, Ares probably thres them in for kicks, this is gonna be some bloodbath..
Hercules- don't worry Iolaus, I'm sure all the chicks like you as well, despite your...ummm... underdevelopment
Iolaus- Yeah ...but...
X- hiya guys, can I join in..
Herc and Iolaus- XENA???!! what are you doing here
X- About to mop up Ares' latest scheme, Care to join us boys?
H and I- That's why we're here
Suddenly!~!!, a crazy guy in funky armour plates stumbles onto the scene- JOXER THE MIGHTY- he's doing his obligatory confused comic relief routine
Joxer- Oh hi guys, hi Gabrielle... and Xena ( turns around and bumps into Herc) ... Hi Hercules... and you...whoever you are
Iolaus- It's happening again, No one knows me!!! (breaks down)
As Iolaus sobs, a huge cacophony is heard, up ahead the temple of Ares looms, lightning crashes around it, and clouds gather at its apex. Ares' booming voice thunders ...
ARES- HAhAHAHAHAHAHA, you've all fallen into my trap
Xena- (nudges Gabrielle and snickers) yeah right..
Ares- Prepare to enter your worst nightmares!!!
A FLASH OF LIGHTNING STRIKES THEIR GROUP- ARGHHH- They are thrown into a mystical vortex, and thrown into another dimension

Scene change- Rolento and Bison are preparing to fight at that funky Bison stage in Streetfighter Alpha2, with the two Army guys in the background constantly saluting- Bison does his stupid snicker, and Rolento throws out his damn grenades

SUDDENLY the Xena group comes flying through the air, and squashes the two saluting soldiers.

Joxer- hey funky landing!!
Gabrielle- shut up Joxer
M.Bison- What is the meaning of this, I am M.Bison, MASTER of Shadaloo, worldwide narcotics empire!!!, Why have you squashed my soldiers!!!!!
Rolento- Hey , stop being distracted, I'm about to kill you Bison.
Xena- Look, buddy, killing isn't very nice, you gonna play nice or not?
Rolento- But his a maniacal, egotistical, druglord, I'll be doing the world a favour!!
Xena- warlord, druglord, what's the difference, if you don't play nice, I'll have to teach you a lesson
Rolento - OK lady you asked for it!!!!
(XENA VS. ROLENTO- FIGHT!!!!)
Joxer- Joxer the mighty, he's very tidy, he walks thorugh the countryside, he's always looking for a fight..
Bison- You looking for a fight
Joxer- ummm.
Bison- HEHEHEHEHE- now you will be crushed by my PSycho Power!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joxer- ummmm
JOXER VS. BISON!!!! FIGHT!!!!
Gabrielle- (is still dazed from the fall, she is lying on the squashed soldiers)
Meanwhile Hercules and Iolaus come flying through the air, and fall into the neighbouring forests around Bison's stage
They drop on top of Dan Hibiki who just happens to be taking a stroll in the forest.
Dan- What the hell!!!
Iolaus- Hey that guy used foul language , let's get the F@#%^$^&ing barstard!!! Die you SOB
Hercules- wait, Iolaus....
Dan- Come on short stuff
Iolaus- ARGHHH
dan- Yo shaddu sha
DAN VS. IOLAUS- FIGHT!!!!!

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  Xena Vs Streetfighter continues!!