Sailor Moon (North American Version) Episode 97 "Tainted Tea Party" Closed Captioning Transcript (Personal Non-Profit Use Only) ==================================== CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC. WE'VE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY LATELY PLANNING TO COME AND JOIN WITH A NEW FLOOD OF HEART SNATCHERS AND OTHER ENEMIES TO START BABYSITTING YOU. SO, WHETHER YOU'RE RINI OR SAILOR MINI MOON, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY MORE TROUBLE FOR US THAN WE HAVE ALREADY. I WON'T PUNISH YOU UNLESS I HAVE TO. () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE'S THE ONE NAMED SAILOR... SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! THE SECRET POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! >> HI, EVERYBODY. I'M RINI, ALSO KNOWN AS SAILOR MINI MOON. I'VE COME BACK TO YOUR WORLD OF THE 21st CENTURY TO STUDY AND TRAIN AMONG THE OTHER SAILOR SCOUTS. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL GONNA GIVE ME A HAND WHILE I'M HERE. >> NO ONE WARNED US YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME. WHO SENT YOU LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING? >> MY MOM GAVE ME A LETTER TO SHOW YOU. I'VE GOT IT HERE WITH ME. >> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO ME. >> MINA, WHY DON'T YOU READ IT ALOUD? >> (yelling) >> YEAH, OKAY, LET'S SEE. THERE WE GO. "WE APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER OF COMPLETING THE TRAINING OF OUR DEAR RINI. WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL AND HOPE YOU WILL LOOK AFTER OUR DAUGHTER. THANK YOU." THAT'S IT. >> REALLY? THERE'S NO MORE? >> AFTER ALL, IT'S REALLY SURPRISING, BECAUSE QUEEN SERENITY IS VERY MUCH LIKE SERENA HERSELF. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? >> YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, LUNA. JUST LOOK. I READ THIS WITH MY IMAGINATION. >>> (gasping) >> HOW COULD YOU READ IT? IT'S NOTHING BUT SYMBOLS. >> THERE ARE A FEW LETTERS, BUT THEY'RE HALF ERASED. >> YOU SHOULD TRY AND LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY. >> MAYBE SHE'S TOO LAZY TO LOOK UP THE WORDS. >> I KNEW SHE REALLY WAS SERENA. >> ENOUGH! WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WE'LL DO WITH RINI, OKAY? >> I WONDER WHAT KIND OF TRAINING HER MOTHER HAD IN MIND? >> IF SHE WANTS US TO TRAIN HER IN THE WAYS OF PRINCESS, IT'D BE POINTLESS LEARNING FROM SERENA. >> WHAT IF SHE LEARNS ALL THE BAD HABITS SERENA SEEMS TO KNOW? >> THAT'S RIGHT. THE FUTURE MARS TOLD ME TO LOOK OUT AND WARNED ME THAT SERENA WAS CARELESS AND A BIT SELFISH AND CLUMSY. >> AHHH! RAYE! >> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! IT WAS THE FUTURE MARS WHO DID IT. CUT IT OUT, SERENA! >>> (screeching) >> DON'T WORRY. I'M VERY DIFFERENT FROM SERENA. I'M NOT CLUMSY AT ALL. >> IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP, DON'T HESITATE TO ASK, RINI. >> THANKS! I'LL GO OUT AND START MY TRAINING NOW! SEE YOU! >>> HMM? >> OH, THERE'S SOMETHING MORE IN THAT LETTER. IT SAYS: "P.S. DEAR SERENA: IN THE 21st CENTURY, IT'S BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT IT IS ALWAYS BEST TO STUDY HARD WHEN ONE IS YOUNG, AND I HOPE YOU FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE." >>> HUH? >> THERE'S NO MORE. >> AS IF SHE LIKES STUDYING. >> I HATE STUDYING! WAHH! >> IT'S GREAT BEING IN THE 21st CENTURY. I CAN CRUISE THROUGH MY STUDIES HERE. >> (flashback) LISTEN, MY LITTLE PRINCESS. WHEN YOU TRAVEL TO THE 21st CENTURY, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU WILL BE TO LEARN TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. >>YOU WANT ME TO MAKES FRIENDS? >>THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'LL SEE THAT THROUGH SOME CHANCE MEETINGS, FATE WILL BRING DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES AND PRIZED FRIENDSHIPS. >>> (children chattering) >> HUH? A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP? (toy squeaking) OH! (toy squeaking) HMM... HUH? (gasping) (thinking) COULD THIS BOY BE A VALUABLE FRIENDSHIP? UM, EXCUSE ME. I FOUND THIS FIGURINE. DOES IT BELONG TO YOU? >> SURE, IT'S MINE. DOES IT BOTHER YOU? HE'LL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DANCE FOR IT. >> (groaning) >> WE COULD BOTH NAB SOME SODA CANS, AND WE'LL SHAKE THEM SO THE BUBBLES COULD BURST ALL OVER. >> UH... OH! >> HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? YOU SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY LIKE THAT. YOU SEE, YOU'LL ONLY HURT YOUR KNEES. IT'S OKAY. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING. >> OH! >> AHH, I'M IN TROUBLE! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! >> YOU'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION WHEN WE GET HOME, SON! >> IT'S ALL HER FAULT! >> I'M GETTING YOU A NEW UNDERWEAR NOW! >> (thinking) WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE ASMANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, BUT SHE SHOULD SEND ALONG BETTER ONES. HUH? (gasping) SHE LOOKS REALLY NICE! HUH? AW! I THOUGHT SHE'D GONE THROUGH HERE. >> (Darien) HI THERE, RINI! >> DARIEN! (laughing) DARIEN, IT'S YOU! I'VE COME TO THIS CENTURY FOR SOME SPECIAL TRAINING, YOU KNOW. >> SOME TRAINING? >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MOM AND DAD THINK WILL BE BEST FOR ME IN THE FUTURE. >> OHHH... WELL, RINI, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT DARIEN WAS WITH ME FIRST! OHH! >> UH? HE CAN BE WITH ME FOR A LITTLE BIT. >> NO WAY, LITTLE BRAT! LEAVE HIM ALONE! >> NO, I WANT DARIEN TO CARRY ME AROUND! >> STOP THAT, SERENA! STOP IT! >> I'LL GIVE YOU A NICE BIT OF POPCORN, DARIEN. >> LEAVE HIM ALONE! GIVE IT TO ME! >> EAT IT! >> WELL, LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE OF PARENTS WITH AN OUT-OF-CONTROL KID. HI THERE! LONG TIME NO SEE, LITTLE RINI. >> (Serena) AMARA, MICHELLE! >> FANTASTIC! YOU'RE THE BEST COUSINS IN THE WORLD! >> OH, ZIP IT, RINI! THEY'RE NOT YOUR REAL COUSINS. YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMPLETE FAMILY. OOH... AND BESIDES, YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN I'M STILL YOUR REAL MOTHER IN ANOTHER CENTURY. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE! I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY MOTHER IN THE FUTURE! ONLY DARIEN AS PRINCE. >> YOU'VE GOTTA KNOW. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> UHH! AHH! CAN'T YOU STOP FIGHTING EVEN FOR A MINUTE? >>> (moaning) >> (giggling) WE WERE THINKING OF GOING TO A TEA HOUSE. WOULD YOU THREE LIKE TO COME ALONG WITH US? >> NO, THANKS, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. >> OH, GREAT IDEA! I'M DYING FOR A NICE BOWL OF TEA. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! AND TO GO WITH THE TEA, MAYBE A CAKE, AND SOME ICE CREAM, OR SOME COOKIES! OR MAYBE EVEN A COUPLE OF PUDDINGS WITH SOME NICE FRUIT, TOO! >> HUH? >> OOH... A TEA CEREMONY. >>> HUH? >> (gasping) WOW, IT'S HER! >> THAT'S TAMAS ABORO. SHE'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE ABORO KOSHI SCHOOL, WHERE THEY TEACH THE ART OF PREPARING AND SERVING TEA. >> I WELCOME YOU ALL TO MY HUMBLE TEA HOUSE. >> HMM? HMM, HMM? OHH! >> THIS MUST BE FATE! >> (laughing) I LOVE TEA. THE WHOLE CEREMONY OF PREPARING AND SERVING IT IS SO RELAXING. (chuckling) MMM... OHH! DARN IT, IT'S TOO HOT! I'VE GOT AN IDEA. >> YES, IF YOU THINK THE TEA MASTER IS THE ONE. HMM... EVERYTHING'S READY, DOCTOR. >> GOOD. THEN I'LL START PREPARING A NEW DIAMOND POD THAT FITS THE JOB PERFECTLY. (laughing maniacally) (machinery whirring) (sizzling) >> CHAGARMA! >> (Serena groaning) (thinking) HOW CAN THEY STAND IT? MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. MY LEGS HURT. MY FEET ARE COMPLETELY NUMB BY NOW. I CAN'T STAND IT. LET'S GO HOME. >> YOU'RE SUCH A CRYBABY, SERENA. >> (groaning) >> (Amara) YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, RINI. YOU'RE ACTING MORE GROWN-UP THAN SERENA. >> OH, WOW, I LOVE CANDIES! THEY'RE SO NICE! I COULD EAT A WHOLE DOZEN! HMM? >> (humming) >> AWW... (gasping) >> (giggling) (laughing) WAHH! WHOOOO! OHHH... WHOA! (yelping) (gasping) >>> WAHHH! >> IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE LIKE THAT, YOU CAN STRETCH YOUR LEGS. >> (giggling) NO, THANKS. I'M OKAY LIKE THAT. >> HMM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING DIFFERENT NOW? AHHH... >> SHE'S A TRUE TEA MASTER. >> SHE HAS A KIND AND TRUE HEART, DOESN'T SHE? >>> HUH? >> THE MASTER IS TRYING TO MAKE US RELAX BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE TEA CEREMONY SEEMS VERY LONG AND INTENSE FOR FIRST-TIMERS. >> IT'S PRETTY RISKY TO DO A JUGGLING ACT WITH AN ANTIQUE BOWL. THAT MUST BE WORTH AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE. >> (gasping) WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH A FORTUNE? >> THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. >> NO, NO, NO! STOP, STOP, PLEASE! IT'S FAR TOO VALUABLE! STOP! I CAN'T WATCH! WHOA! AHHH! >> AHH! >> UHH! >> OH! >>> HUH? >> (Serena groaning) >> WE'RE REALLY SORRY! >> YES, EXCUSE US! >> THAT WAS REALLY AWFUL. YOU ACTED SO DITZY IN THERE, AND YOU MADE US ALL LOOK RIDICULOUS IN FRONT OF THE MASTER. YOU'RE AWFUL, SERENA. >> I KNOW. I MADE SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF AMARA AND MICHELLE. >> THAT'S TOTALLY YOUR PROBLEM. >> OOH, LITTLE NERD! >> SERENA... >> OOH... >> I GUESS YOU LIKE TAMAS ABORO, DON'T YOU, RINI? >> HMM? UHH... WELL, YOU SEE, MY MOTHER TOLD ME BEFORE I LEFT HER: MAKE FRIENDS WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN IN THE 21st CENTURY. SO MANY NEW ACQUAINTANCES COULD BRING ME INVALUABLE FRIENDSHIP. >> IS THAT RIGHT? I IMAGINE THAT IN THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN IN THE FUTURE, YOU MIGHT HAVE VERY FEW FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE, RINI? I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU MEET NEW PEOPLE. >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU WOULD HAVE ONLY MADE THINGS A BIG MESS. >> OOH... >> SERENA, COME ON! TAKE IT EASY! NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE. RINI, GIVE SERENA A CHANCE. YOU SHOULD BOTH MAKE UP AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN. >> HUH? >> HMM? >>> HMM. >> YOU SEE? I'LL LEARN TO WALK AND WEAR THE KIMONO TO IMPRESS HER. >> TRY NOT TO GET MY KIMONO DIRTY ALREADY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU LENT IT TO ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T WEAR IT ANYMORE. >> I STILL DON'T WANT YOU TO MESS IT UP JUST SO YOU CAN IMPRESS A MASTER! >> I WANNA BE TAKEN ON AS A STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL. >> WELL, IT'S MINE! (gasping) EUCHIAL! >>> (gasping) SHE'S JUST GONE INTO TAMAS ABORO'S HOUSE! UHH... UHH... WAH! >> LUNA! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIKE THAT? >> I'M STUCK! IT'S TOO SMALL TO GET THROUGH THERE! HELP ME! >> NO WONDER YOU'RE STUCK. YOU EAT SWEETS TOO MUCH, SERENA. >> THAT'S NOT MUCH HELP! GRAB AND PULL! (screeching) >> OH, NO! I'LL HAVE TO WORK ON THESE STOPS! (crashing) >> (gasp) >> WOW, I THINK I RAN OFF THE ROAD. >> ARE YOU OKAY? WHO ARE YOU? >> CAPTURE! >> AHH! (screaming) >> TRANSFORM NOW! MOON PRISM POWER! WUH... UHH! UHH! >> OH, THAT WAS EASY. >> NO! >> HUH? >> I'LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL TAMAS ABORO'S HEART, YOU FIEND! I'M APPRENTICE SAILOR SCOUT! I STAND FOR JUSTICE! I STAND FOR LOVE! I'M SAILOR MINI MOON! >> COME OUT, HEART SNATCHER! >> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE! >> WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID? >> I'LL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON OF THE FUTURE! >> AND I SHOULD BE AFRAID? HA! >> CHAGARMA! >> GET OUT OF HERE AND GET RID OF THAT LITTLE PEST. >> OOH! OHH! >> (yelping) AHH! UHH! >> QUICK, CHAGARMA, SNATCH THAT HEART CRYSTAL! >> WORLD... SHAKING! >> HUH? UHH! >> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE! >> UHH! >> OHH! >> OUT OF THE FUTURE, INTO THE PRESENT! I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE! I'M SAILOR URANUS! >> OUT OF THE OCEANS OF THE FUTURE AND INTO THE PRESENT, I AM SAILOR NEPTUNE! >> (cackling) >> OH, WHY DO YOU TWO KEEP INTERFERING? >> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. >> WE DIDN'T REALLY COME HERE TO HELP YOU. >> TOO BAD. THIS TIME, AGAIN, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO PURE HEART CRYSTAL. >> THEN, I FAILED! CHAGARMA, I LEAVE YOU TO CLEAN UP HERE. DO WHAT YOU LIKE. GET RID OF THEM ALL OR NOT, BUT I'M OUT OF HERE. >> HUH! SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE, BUT THAT'S NO BIG SURPRISE. I'LL GET RID OF THOSE PESTS MYSELF. I'LL DESTROY THEM. WHERE HAVE THEY GONE TO? >> HUH? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE NOT HERE. BUT I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING. PINK SUGAR... HEART... ATTACK! (blooping) >> I'M WAITING TO BE SCARED. >> (thinking) HUH? WHY ISN'T IT WORKING? MAYBE I HAVE TO GET CLOSER. ONE STEP AT A TIME... >> AHH, HOW REFRESHING. OOH! AHH, STOP THAT! IT HURTS! >> OH, NO! SAILOR MINI MOON IS FIGHTING ALONE! SERENA, QUICK! COME AND HELP HER! >> YEAH, I'M COMING. WAIT. MOON... COSMIC... POWER! SAILOR MOON DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO () SAILOR MOON SAILOR MOON >> SAILOR MINI MOON, LEAVE IT TO ME! >> HUH? >> SORRY I'M SO LATE, BUT NOW I'M HERE AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. I FIGHT FOR LOVE AND I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. I'M SAILOR MOON AND I WILL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! >> YOU'RE REALLY LATE, YOU KNOW. >> WHAT? IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU WENT AHEAD AND RUSHED INTO THINGS. >> SURE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FAT, SAILOR GOOFBALL. AHH! >> I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU TO A LITTLE TEA CEREMONY. HERE, HAVE SOME! HAVE SOME MORE! DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT? (zapping) ARRHHH! TAKE THAT! HAVE A NICE DRINK! HOT TEA'S SO RELAXING! >>> WHOA! >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY OWN BRAND OF HOSPITALITY? OOH! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO REFUSE ANOTHER BOWL OF TEA! AHH! HERE'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER HAVE! (clanking) >> THE IDEA OF THE TEA CEREMONY IS TO TREAT YOUR GUESTS AS IF IT WERE YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO DO SO. DON'T SPOIL THIS BEAUTIFUL TRADITION, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT. >>> IT'S TUXEDO MASK! >> (cackling) I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN THE POSITION TO GIVE ME LESSONS IN THE ART OF TEA MAKING AND HOSPITALITY. YOU'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT EXACTLY WHAT I OFFER, AND WHEN I CHOOSE TO OFFER IT. >> (gasping) DO YOUR THING, SAILOR MOON! >> HUH? YEAH! () DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON >> MOON... SPIRAL... HEART... ATTACK! SAILOR MOON >> (cackling) OH, NO, WAIT! LET ME BE! (shrieking) (zapping) (whooshing) >> GOT HERE JUST IN TIME, SAILOR MOON. >> SAILOR MOON, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU... HUH? >> WHAT IS IT? >> WELL, YOU KNOW... THANK YOU. >> THE LITTLE ONE DID A GOOD JOB, TOO, DESPITE HER AGE. >> THAT GIRL HAS A REALLY GOOD HEART. >> YOU KNOW, THIS TIME, I'LL BECOME HER ASSISTANT. >> (gasping) WHY ARE AMARA AND MICHELLE LEAVING ALREADY? >> I DON'T KNOW. THEY JUST SEEM TO BE IN A HURRY, TOO. >> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. >>> OHH! >> I SAW A SAILOR SCOUT APPEAR WHILE I WAS KNOCKED OUT, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY STYLISH, YOU KNOW? I'VE INVENTED A NEW STYLE TEA CEREMONY. I'M NOW SAILOR TAMAS ABORO. I FIGHT FOR HOSPITALITY! I FIGHT FOR GOOD MANNERS! >>> (yelping) CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC.