Sailor Moon (North American Version) Episode 94 "Birthday Blues Part 1" Closed Caption Transcript =============================================== >> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! BEING THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION IS GREAT AND I'M JUST DYING TO KNOW WHAT MY HANDSOME PRINCE SCORED FOR MY BIRTHDAY. I HOPE HE SCORES THE GLASS SHOES I LIKE. SPEAKING OF DYING, SOME UNINVITED GUESTS SHOW UP. HOW DARE THEY CRASH MY BIRTHDAY. I'M SAILOR MOON AND I SHALL PUNISH THEM. () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE'S THE ONE NAMED SAILOR... SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! THE SECRET POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! () (liquid bubbling) >> SO, KAORI NIGHT, HAVE YOU IDENTIFIED THE NEXT TARGET? >> YES. I KNOW YOU'LL BE PLEASED THIS TIME. >> AH, BUT ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE? >> YES, DR. TOMOE, I'M QUITE SURE. OUR NEXT VICTIM POSSESSES THE PUREST HEART THAT WE'VE EVER COME ACROSS. I'M CONFIDENT HER PURE HEART CRYSTAL WILL HAVE THE POWERS WE NEED. >> EXCELLENT. I SHALL CONCOCT MY FINEST DIAMOND POD YET FOR THIS WORTHY TARGET. (glass shatters) YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST WITH THIS, LOYAL KAORI NIGHT. >> THANK YOU, DOCTOR. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> TA DA DA DA! I HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. TODAY'S JUNE 30th. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! SO LET'S PARTY! (giggling) >> OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> MANY HAPPY RETURNS. >> I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS, BUT I GUESS I DO NOW. >> LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN ACT YOUR NEW AGE ON THIS DAY OF DAYS. >> WHAT? AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY CLOSEST, DEAREST FRIENDS. OH... >>> WHEW. >> HUH? WAIT! WAIT! WAIT, A MINUTE! DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO DO SOMETHING? >> LIKE WHAT? YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO GET TO WORK, SERENA. THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN PUT OUR STUDIES ON HOLD JUST FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. WE'LL EXPECT TO SEE YOU LATER. >> OH, THAT WAS COLD, RAYE. HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL? (whining) WINDOW SHOPPING MIGHT CHEER ME UP. HM... HUH? WOW! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. HOW ROMANTIC. >> HM... >> GLASS SHOES, JUST LIKE CINDERELLA'S. I'D LOVE TO GET THOSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. () HEY, THAT'S IT. IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE FAIRY TALE. IN THE STORY, IT'S THE HANDSOME PRINCE WHO FINDS CINDERELLA'S GLASS SLIPPER. SO I THINK MY HANDSOME PRINCE SHOULD BUY THESE FOR ME. PERFECT. (giggling) >> HUH? OH, SERENA. WHOA, CAREFUL THERE, KIDDO. WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU, DARIEN. I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. >> REALLY? HOW COME? >> HOW COME? (giggling) ISN'T THAT CUTE? HE'S TEASING ME. HE'S SO FINE. WHO NEEDS MY NASTY FRIENDS WHEN I HAVE HIM? >> OH. >> SAY, DARIEN, I'VE FOUND THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOU TO GIVE ME. COME ON. >> UH... >> IF MY HANDSOME PRINCE GIVES ME ANYTHING AT ALL, THEN I THINK ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE, IT SHOULD BE A GLASS SHOE. >> UH... >> THEY'RE AT THE GLASS ART GIFT SHOPPE ON THE CORNER OF THIRD AND MAIN. CAN YOU PLEASE BUY THEM FOR ME, DARIEN? WE'LL GO TOGETHER. COME ON, LET'S GO. PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE. COME ON. >> WELL, I KNEW SHE COVETED THOSE SILLY SHOES. >> I DON'T GET YOU, SERENA. CHRISTMAS IS MONTHS AWAY. >> I KNOW IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS TIME, YOU CLOD. DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TODAY IS. >> UH... LET ME THINK HERE. >> DARIEN!!! >> OH, NO, SERENA, DON'T CRY. >> (sobbing) >> I WAS JUST JOKING. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET SUCH AN IMPORTANT DAY? >> WELL, STOP TEASING ME, DARIEN. >> (laughing) SORRY. OF COURSE, IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST DATE. >> (slaps Darien) >> AHHHH! >> WRONG AGAIN, SMART GUY! I'M OUTTA HERE! OH! >> IT MUST BE SOMETHING PRETTY IMPORTANT. >> (sobbing) HUH? >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MOON FACE? >> HUH? >> TEARS DON'T SUIT YOU VERY WELL, SERENA. HERE. >> OH, THANK YOU. (blows nose loudly) >> HUH? >>> (both laughing) >> AH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SAD. >> THAT'S TOO BAD, SERENA. SOME BOYFRIENDS ARE REALLY INSENSITIVE, BUT I DIDN'T THINK DARIEN WAS ONE OF THEM. >> WELL, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANY MORE, SO IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. >> ARE YOU SURE? IF HE'S AVAILABLE, THEN MAYBE I'LL SCOOP HIM UP. >> HUH? WHAT? >> SHE'S JUST TEASING. >> BUT HE'S JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR ME AND WE BOTH LOVE TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES AND... >> ISN'T ANYONE ON MY SIDE TODAY? OH, NO, I'VE GOTTA GO TO RAYE'S HOUSE FAST. THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME. SEE YA LATER! (telephone ringing) >> HELLO, RAYE, HERE. >> OH, HI, DARIEN. SERENA? NO, SHE'S NOT HERE YET. >> SHE'S NOT? OH, WELL. I'M NOT SURE WHY, BUT SHE'S PRETTY TICKED AT ME, SO I THOUGHT I'D CALL. >> UH, I KNOW WHY SHE'S MAD. >> YEAH? >> AND I DON'T BLAME HER ONE LITTLE BIT. ALL YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME. YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE HOW TO TREAT A GIRL, DO YOU? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, EINSTEIN. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? >> OH, NO WONDER SHE'S UPSET. ACTUALLY, SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHEN HER BIRTHDAY WAS. (birds chirping) >> OH, NO, I WENT WAY TOO FAR. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT. I'M HERE. SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS. >>> SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SERENA! >> HERE, HAVE A SEAT. THE BIRTHDAY GIRL'S SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE. >> HELP YOURSELF TO THE GOODIES. I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. I MADE ALL YOUR FAVOURITES. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THIS BOX IS FULL OF QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS THAT HAVE BEEN ON PREVIOUS HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS. >> WAY COOL, I'LL USE IT NOW. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, SERENA? STUDY, STUDY, STUDY. THAT'S ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SO LET'S START HAVING SOME FUN FOR A CHANGE, HERE. >> SORRY, WHERE WAS MY HEAD? >> HOORAY, I LOVE SERENA'S BIRTHDAY. WHAT BETTER EXCUSE TO BLOW OFF STUDYING. >> YOU ARE RIGHT. LET'S ALL HAVE SOME FUN. >> FINE FOR TODAY, BUT TOMORROW WE'LL WORK HARDER. >>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A DRAG. >> THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT SCHOOL, AMY. WHO ELSE WANTS A SODA? >> SORRY. >> I WISH DARIEN WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY, TOO. >> THIS IS THIRD AVENUE. >> (laughing) THIS IS TOO PERFECT. IT'S READY. MAY I HELP YOU? >> YES, PLEASE. I'D LIKE TO BUY THESE GLASS SHOES. >> SURE. NICE CHOICE. >> HEY, THAT'S-- >> SHHH. >> SO, KAORI NIGHT'S ON THE PROWL AGAIN. >> YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY GOT HER SIGHTS SET FOR SERENA. >> AND SHE'S USING DARIEN TO GET TO HER. >> MAKE A WISH, SERENA. >> (blowing air) >>> OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SERENA! >> OH... >> WHAT'S WRONG? YOU LOOK SO SAD. >> OH, I SORTA KINDA SLAPPED DARIEN IN THE FACE. >>> WHAT? >> I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF, AND I'M SORRY I DID IT, BUT HE MADE ME SO MAD. >> I KNOW YOU WERE MAD BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, RIGHT? BUT DARIEN CALLED HERE EARLIER AND WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. HE SAID HE NEVER KNEW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE. >> WHAT? >> TRY TO THINK, SERENA. DO YOU REMEMBER EVER TELLING HIM THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS JUNE 30th? >> OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT. I NEVER TOLD HIM. >>> WHAT? >> BUT WE'RE IN LOVE. DON'T YOU THINK HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SENSE IT, OR AT LEAST ASK ME? >> UH, SENSE IT? HE'S NOT PSYCHIC. CAN YOU SENSE WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY IS? >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. OF COURSE, I KNOW. OH. IT'S THE 10th OF OCTOBER. NO, THAT'S MY MOM'S. IT'S DECEMBER 25th. NO, IT'S CHRISTMAS. (laughing) WELL, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW, I'M SO BAD. >>> OH... >> I MUST APOLOGIZE TO HIM RIGHT AWAY. WHOA. >> (panting) I HOPE SHE CAN FORGIVE ME. >> DARIEN! >> SERENA! >> CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? >> AT LAST, I'VE FOUND MY PRINCESS, NOW... BUT I'D BETTER MAKE SURE THIS FITS YOU, FIRST. >> OH, DARIEN... THANK YOU. >> HUH? >> (screaming) >> WHAT IS IT? >> SENASHENTA! >> (gasping) >> WELL, NOW, IF IT ISN'T MISS CINDERELLA, HERSELF. WELL, I'M YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER. >> OH... WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME, HUH? >> SERENA! >> BACK OFF! >> DARIEN! >> (laughing) >> LET ME GO! HEY, LET ME GO, YOU CRYSTAL CREEP FACE! YOU ASKED FOR IT. MOON COSMIC POWER! OH! >> NOW, CINDERELLA, INSTEAD OF GIVING YOUR HEART TO YOUR HANDSOME PRINCE, YOU CAN JUST HAND IT OVER TO ME. >> MY BROOCH. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO HERE? I CAN'T MOVE. I'M TRAPPED. >> THAT'S RIGHT, KID. YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS AGAINST MINE. (grunting) >> OH, NO, THEY'VE GOT MOON FACE. >> WE WERE RIGHT. SHE'S THE TARGET THIS TIME. >> (laughing) I'M A MASTER GLADIATOR AND MY SPECIALITY IS TO REMOVE PURE HEARTS. >> OH, NO! OH, NO! >> (evil laughter) >> URANUS, ARE YOU GOING TO HELP HER? >> NO, WE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE. SHE MAY BE THE ONE WHO POSSESSES THE PURE HEART CRYSTAL WE'RE LOOKING FOR. >> OH, I HOPE SHE ISN'T. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH THIS MISSION. HOW CAN WE TAKE CRYSTALS FROM PEOPLE WE LIKE? >> I KNOW. SHE'S A NICE KID. LOOK, NEPTUNE. >> (screaming) >> OH, THIS CRYSTAL'S EMITTING AN INTENSE BRIGHTNESS. MAYBE IT'S GOT POWERS. >> OH, LEAVE ME ALONE. >> HER CRYSTAL SEEMS TO HAVE A DIFFERENT AURA THAN ALL THE OTHERS. >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? >> IF IT'S GOT SPECIAL POWERS, THEN I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT. >> OH, WAIT! ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS? I MEAN, IF SHE HAS THE SPECIAL CRYSTAL WE'RE LOOKING FOR, THEN WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT IT BACK IN HER BODY, RIGHT? >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND WITHOUT IT, IT WILL ULTIMATELY MEAN HER DEATH. >> MMM. >> (gasps) >> NO! >> (gasps) >>> TUXEDO MASK! >> WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? >> A PERSON WITH A PURE HEART IS PRECIOUS. THEY MAKE LIGHT FROM DARK. THEY ARE GIVING AND LOVING AND I PROTECT PURE HEARTS FROM EVIL. TAKE THIS! >> OH! AH! >> YOU OKAY, SERENA? >> HUH? >> HOLD ON. >> AH, WHERE ARE THEY GOING? >> SERENA, YOU SHOULD TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO SAILOR MOON. >> I'D LOVE TO, BUT... >> SENASHENTA, WHERE'S THE GIRL? >> I'M SORRY, BOSS, SOME CAPED INTRUDER TOOK HER AWAY. >> YOU ANCIENT CLOD. GO GET HER! >> RIGHT, WILL DO. >> IS THIS...? COULD SHE BE? >> I'M SAILOR MOON AND I SHALL PUNISH YOU. OH, NO, MY BROOCH. >> WE MUST LEAVE NOW BEFORE THEY FIND YOU AGAIN. >> BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BROOCH? >> IT'S TOO RISKY. THERE'S NO TIME TO RECOVER IT. BESIDES, IT'S YOUR LIFE THAT THEY'RE AFTER. >> I'M SORRY. >> I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING. I'LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOUR PURE HEART SAFE WITHIN YOU. >> IT'S MY FAULT,'CAUSE I HAD TO HAVE THOSE SHOES. NOW, LET'S GO, OKAY, TUXEDO MASK? >> RIGHT. >> AHA! >> YOU SEE THEM? >> YES. >> GO GET THEM! >> RIGHT! AHHH! >> SHE SEES US. >> (panting) WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME AND GET OUT OF HERE? I SLOW YOU DOWN. IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT THEY'VE FOUND US. PLEASE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO. >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS. >> UH-HUH. OH. >> (laughing) YOU CAN'T GET AWAY, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP? IT'LL SAVE A LOT OF TIME FOR EVERYONE. >>> HUH? >> (nasty laughter) >> CALLING LUNA! LUNA, COME IN! LUNA! AH! AH! >> WHAT A SHAME. I GUESS YOUR FRIENDS HAVEN'T GOT ANY TIME FOR YOU, SAILOR MOON. >> WHAT? >> SO YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, URANUS? >> NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T. OUR MISSION IS TO COLLECT THREE PURE HEARTS WITH POWERS. I THINK SHE HAS ONE OF THEM, AND THAT'S TOO BAD. BUT IT'S INEVITABLE THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME SACRIFICE. >> OH, URANUS... >> OH, NO, THERE'S NO CAKE LEFT FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. >> HM. >> IF YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. >> I'M QUITE SURE SHE AND DARIEN HAVE MADE UP BY NOW, ANYWAY. >> OH. >> I ENVY HER. >> GEE, I DO, TOO. >> THIS MATH PROBLEM IS RATHER DIFFICULT TO SOLVE. >>> WHAT? (watch bleeping) >> THIS IS AN URGENT CALL. >> HI, LUNA, WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> SERENA'S IN SOME TERRIBLE TROUBLE. WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER. >> GOT IT, LUNA. WE'RE ON OUR WAY. >>> RIGHT! >> OH! OH! >> STAY BACK, OKAY, SERENA? >> PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL. >> WATCH FOR A CHANCE AND RUN AWAY. YOU GOT IT? >> OH! >> COME ON! >> I'M NOT THE FIGHTER, YOU PROM KING. LOOK BEHIND YOU. >> HUH? >> (growling) >> HUH? >> THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE IS A WIMPY STICK? >> OH! >>> (grunts of combat) >> GO NOW, SERENA. >> NO, I CAN'T LEAVE HIM. >> HURRY UP, NOW. >> OH! OH! >> AND WHERE DO WE THINK YOU'RE GOING, BIRTHDAY GIRL? >> SERENA! >> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, ANYWAY? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING WITH ME. >> OH! >> OH! >> (laughing) LOOK AND SEE WHAT I FOUND, DEARIE. >> HUH? OH... OH... IT'S MY BROOCH. >> I KNOW IT'S YOURS. BUT IF YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, NOR SHOULD ANYONE ELSE. >> (gasping) (gasping) >> LISTEN HERE, LITTLE MISSY, YOU'D BETTER SURRENDER YOUR PURE HEART, OR I'LL FIND YOUR FRIENDS. >> (gasping) NO, NO, STOP! >>> (grunts of combat) >> SERENA! >> COME BACK HERE! >> (panting) HUH? >> TUXEDO MASK! >> OH! OH! SERENA! >> DARIEN! >> (laughing) >> (Uranus groaning) >>> (Kaori & Senashenta laughing) BY YTV CANADA, INC.