>> IT'S ALL ABOUT MUSIC AND MAYHEM ON TODAY'S SHOW, AS DARIEN AND I ARE CONCERT-BOUND ON A DREAMY DATE. BUT A TONE-DEAF MONSTER ARRIVES, LOOKING A HEART CRYSTAL, AND IT'S UP TO THE SAILOR SOLDIERS TO STOP HER. WILL THE EVENING END ON A SOUR NOTE? OR WILL WE SUCCEED IN SEVEN-SAILOR HARMONY? IF YOU STAY PUT THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT. () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE'S THE ONE NAMED SAILOR... SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! THE SECRET POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! (doorbell binging) >> DARIEN! HELLO! IT'S SERENA WITH SOME HAND-MADE TREATS. TOO BAD THEY MAY BE BURNED. SO WHAT? I BAKED THEM WITH LOVE SO THEY'RE STILL GONNA BE TASTY LITTLE CRITTERS. (laughing) OH, WONDER WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG? (strings playing) HELLO? DARIEN? (strings playing) WHOA! IT'S TYPICAL THAT I'D FIND THIS MUSIC PLAYING HERE. "CONTEMPORARY ANALYSIS OF CLASSICAL COMPOSERS AND THEIR WORKS." HUH? (laughing) I GET IT! IT'S A COLLEGE BOOK! NO PICTURES OR DOT-TO-DOTS. AHH! THE TREATS! OHH! OH, NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? HIS SURPRISE IS RUINED. OH! ALL THOSE BUNNIES. ALL THOSE HEARTS. BAKED FOR NOTHING. MADE WITH LOVING CARE, NOW DIDDLY-SQUAT. (Serena weeping) >> HUH? SERENA, WHEN DID YOU COME? >> I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER. >> FAILED ANOTHER EXAM, HUH? HUH? >> I CAN'T EVEN SURPRISE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT! >> I'M SURPRISED! (gulping) >> SO? >> HARD AND CRUNCHY, MY FAVOURITE COMBO! THANKS. >> YOU MEAN IT? >> NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY I SURPRISE YOU WITH MOVIES AND LUNCH? >> OH, DARIEN! >> AND HE SCARFED DOWN HALF THE BAG OF CHARRED, CONCRETE COOKIES ON TOP OF THAT? >> UH-HUH. >> HE'S TOO KIND. >> I HOPE HIS STOMACH'S GONNA SURVIVE. >> CAN IT, MINA! >> REALLY, WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY. >> THANKS, AMY. >> BESIDES, THE COOKIES BAKED FOR SO LONG, THEY COULDN'T HARBOUR ANY MORE TOXIC SUBSTANCES. >> (giggling) >> (growling) >> SHE'S GOING TO BLOW. >> WHOA, TAKE COVER! >> AHH... >> (Serena growling) I'M NOT MAD. JUST HANG LOOSE. KEEP ON SMILING! FEED YOUR BRAIN. HOW ABOUT YOUR FEED MINE, AMY? >> FEED IT WHAT? >> CLASSIC OIL-- HOLD ON A MINUTE. CLASSICAL COMPOSTERS! AND PIE MAKING... A LA MODE, IF YOU PLEASE. >> DID YOU FALL ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING? >> YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN THINGS? >> I WANNA KNOW IT ALL. I WANNA CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS OF HIGHER LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE. HEY, MINA, KNOW ANY BLONDE ENGLISH TUTORS? >> HUH? >> AND RAYE, YOU'RE GOOD AT HISTORY AND WORLD CULTURES, RIGHT? NOW, LET'S ALL BUCKLE DOWN AND MAKE ME A GENIUS. >> POOR GIRL'S BLOWN A FUSE. >> ARTEMIS, YOUR APPOINTMENT, CAT GROOMING. SORRY WE CAN'T HELP YOU OUT. >> I'M BUSY, TOO. PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT. >> NO, PLEASE WAIT. YOU GUYS! >>> SEE YOU TOMORROW! >> AHH... OHH! >> YOU KNOW, SERENA, IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, MAYBE WE COULD SET UP A SCHEDULE TO-- >> AMY! OF COURSE SHE'S NOT SERIOUS! IT'S JUST ONE MORE OF HER MEATBALLHEAD PLANS. >> THAT'S MEATBALLHEAD NO MORE! >> YEAH, RIGHT. MORE THAN NOT, YOU'VE JUST BLOWN OFF STUDY-BUDDIES BECAUSE A FUN SOMETHING CAME UP. BESIDES, IF YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR DARIEN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LET HIM GO. COME ON, AMY. LET'S GO. >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, RAYE! >> VERY GRACEFUL. ARE YOU A FROG CATCHING FLIES? AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING LESS THAN COMPASSIONATE, YOUR CLIMBING THE MOUNTAINS OF HIGHER LEARNING IS LIKE MY TRYING TO BARK. IT'S NOT MY NATURE AND NEVER WILL BE. >> AHH! >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO CONCENTRATE ON LEARNING A SMIDGEN OF WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL? WHEN YOU'RE NOT SNORING, OF COURSE. >> (sobbing) YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. I DON'T WANNA STAY A MEATBALLHEAD. WAHH! >> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE YOU'RE SERIOUS. SERENA! WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THIS CHANGE IN HER? >> (gasping) THEY'RE SO MEAN. (violin playing) HUH? () >> I FEEL TREMENDOUS VIBRATIONS IN THIS TOWN, MICHELLE. I'M SURE SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. WE'RE CLOSE TO THE PURE HEART CRYSTALS. WE JUST BETTER MAKE SURE WE GET TO THEM FIRST, BEFORE THE HEART-SNATCHERS DO. >> WE CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM SO MUCH. WE HAVE TO FOCUS ON FINDING THE PURE HEART CRYSTAL HOLDERS SO WE CAN COMPLETE OUR TASK: FINDING THE PURITY CHALICE, THE SOURCE OF THE PURITY FORCE, AND RETURNING IT TO ITS PROPER HOME WHERE IT BELONGS. WE HAVE TO BE PATIENT, AMARA, AND NOT LET OUR EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY. >> I KNOW, BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE HEART-SNATCHERS PINPOINT THE PURE HEARTS SO MUCH FASTER THAN WE CAN. HOW DO THEY DO IT? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT THEY NOT GET TO KEEP THEM. THEN WE'D BE DOOMED. >> LIKE THE PURE HEARTS. WHICHEVER THREE WILL GIVE UP THEIR HEART CRYSTALS WILL DO SO FOREVER, BUT THEN THE WORLD CAN REMAIN. SO, I GUESS WE'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES. >> (gasping) (giggling) >> HUH? MEATBALL ALERT. >> HUH? >> WOW... NEAT. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A JEWELLERY BOX PRINCESS WITH A GUITAR. >> IT'S A VIOLIN, SERENA. >> YOU'RE NOT AT THE ARCADE TODAY? >> NOPE! I'M TRYING TO EXPAND ON MY HORIZONS, SO MAYBE YOU COULD TEACH ME VIOLIN? I'D LOVE TO LEARN, AND FAST! A SONG BY A CLASSICAL COMPOSTER. >> (chuckling) (thunk) >> (gasping) () (gasping) () (gasping) >> SEE YOU AROUND, SERENA. >> WH-- WHERE YOU GOING? >> FOR A RIDE ON MY BIKE. I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, AND RIDING HELPS ME THINK. BYE, LITTLE MISS BEETHOVEN! >> OH! I'M GONNA LOOK THAT WORD UP, YOU KNOW! BUT IF IT'S MEAN, I'LL BE MAD! (engine revving) (tires squealing) >> BEETHOVEN WAS A FAMOUS COMPOSER OF THE 19th CENTURY. IT'S NOT MEAN AT ALL. >>> (crowd chattering) >> ARE YOU GONNA PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR A LIVING, MICHELLE? >> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH. >> WHAT? YOU'RE TOTALLY AMAZING! >> THANKS. YOU'RE SWEET. >> YEAH! OOH, THANKS. >>> (laughing) >> DOES IT TAKE LONG TO LEARN TO PLAY THE VIOLIN AND NOT THINK CLASSICAL MUSIC'S A YAWN? >> YES, IT TAKES YEARS. YEARS OF DEDICATION, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU MIGHT NOT GET TO PLAY. YOUR FATE'S SOMETHING ELSE. >> WOW, YOU'RE SO DEEP! I WANNA BE LIKE YOU! >> WOW! >> HUH? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU. THIS IS YOUR PAINTING, RIGHT? >> HUH? HEY! >> I ADMIRE YOUR WORK SO MUCH! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR NEXT COLLECTION. >> THANKS A LOT. >> (thinking) WOW, SHE PAINTS, TOO. DARIEN WOULD REALLY GET ALONG WELL WITH HER. SHE'S PERFECT. OHH... I BETTER MAKE SURE THEY NEVER MEET. >> HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS FOLLOWING SOME VIBRATIONS, LOOKING FOR HEART-SNATCHERS, BUT I CAME UP WITH NOTHING SO FAR. >> SHH! >>> (gasping) (squeaky notes) >>> (crowd complaining) >> SHE'S PATHETIC! >> IT WASN'T THAT BAD FOR A FIRST TRY, SERENA. IT'S NOT HOPELESS. >> YES, IT IS. NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR DARIEN. >> COME ON, CHEER UP. IF YOU STICK WITH IT, YOU MIGHT LEARN. YOU MIGHT EVEN GET TO THE POINT WHERE NOBODY'S EARS GET HURT. >> GEE, YOU MEAN IT? >> SURE. UNTIL THEN, WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR DARIEN GO TO A VIOLIN CONCERTO THIS EVENING? I'VE GOT TWO EXTRA TICKETS. YOU MIGHT EVEN LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> THE HEART-SNATCHER'S READY, KAOLINITE. SO, YOU THINK YOU FOUND A PURE HEART CRYSTAL HOLDER FOR ME? >> THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR. THE CRYSTAL IS RIPE FOR THE PICKING. GO, HEART-SNATCHER! FIND YOUR TARGET! (whoosh) >>> (crowd chattering) >> OOH, YOU'RE LOOKING HUNKY IN THAT TUX, EVEN WITHOUT A MASK. >> NOW, SERENA, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN SIT STILL FOR THE WHOLE PROGRAMME? >> OF COURSE I CAN! I'M A FUTURE PRINCESS. I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE! >> SERENA! >> HUH? >> SERENA, PLEASE FORGIVE US? >> WHAT'S TO FORGIVE? YOU ABANDONED ME IS ALL. >> WE'RE SORRY. WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD JUST FLAKE OUT AS USUAL. >> BUT WHEN WE HEARD YOU WERE COMING HERE, WE KNEW YOU WERE SERIOUS. >> I SORT OF SPILLED THE BEANS. >> SO, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU NOW. I'M GONNA PINCH YOU IF I EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A SNOOZE-FEST COMING ON. >> AND I BROUGHT A GUIDE BOOK TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT. >> KEEP IT, AMY. THAT'LL MAKE ME SNOOZE NOW. >>> (giggling) (squelching) (beating) (zap) >> HUH? HMM... >>> (audience chattering) >> THERE THEY ARE, SERENA AND HER PEANUT GALLERY. >> AND THAT MUST BE DARIEN. >> YOU'RE DROOLING, MICHELLE. >> WELL, CAN'T I LOOK? >> HMM... MM-HMM. (applause) () >> AHH! >> YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! >> I'M LISTENING WITH MY EARS AND OGLING WITH MY EYES, OKAY? >> TURN AROUND AND FACE THE STAGE! >>> SHHH! >> OH! () (zapping) >> (gasping) >>> (screaming) >> IT HURTS! >> HE STINKS! >> (screeching) (screeching) >>> (moaning and screaming) >> (cackling) NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. EXCELLENT! >> COVER THE EXITS, YOU GUYS! >> RIGHT! >> HE'S THAT BAD? >> WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> THERE'S A HEART-SNATCHER COMING! >> TRANSFORM! >> HURRY! SHE'S RIGHT THERE! >> MERCURY STAR POWER! >> MARS STAR POWER! >> JUPITER STAR POWER! >> VENUS STAR POWER! >> MOON COSMIC POWER! >>> SAILOR POWER! () () () () >> (screeching) (screaming) >> STUFF IT, BANJO BRAIN. YOU COULDN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET. I'M SAILOR MOON, THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE, AND I WISH I'D BROUGHT MY EARPLUGS. >> WE WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND BAD SONGS. >> AND TRIUMPH OVER TONE-DEAF HEART-SNATCHERS. >> AND THAT MEANS YOU, SCREECH. >>> GIVE IT UP, NOW! >> (cackling) NEVER! BE GONE! (screeching) >>> (gasping) >> I'M GETTING WEAK! >> (cackling) >>> OHH! >> (screeching) (screeching) >>> (moaning) >> (wailing) >> YIKES! (whack) >> YOW! OHH! >> LOOK, IT'S TUXEDO MASK! >> WHOEVER TAUGHT YOU ABOUT MUSIC, I'M SURE, MUST HAVE HAD TWO LEFT FEET AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF TALENT. >> YOU'LL REGRET THAT, MR. MASKED CRITIC! (screeching) >> JUPITER THUNDER POWER! (blasting) >> AAHHH! >> TRY TO HIT THE TARGET NEXT TIME. >> (laughing) >>> (gasping) >> HEY, JUPITER, THIS HALL'S A HISTORIC MONUMENT, YOU KNOW. >> (screeching) READY WHEN YOU ARE! >>> AAHHH! >> (screeching) >> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE! >> (screeching) >> NEPTUNE, URANUS! >> LURED BY YOUR OFF-KEY SINGING, SAILOR URANUS JOINS THE SHOW! >> WE'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE, SAILOR SOLDIERS! >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? WHY NOT WORK TOGETHER? >> SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. >> WE'RE AFTER THE TRUE GOODNESS, THREE PURE HEART CRYSTALS, AND THAT VILE VIOLIN JUST MIGHT HAVE ONE OF THEM. >> SO, YOU'RE NOT SAILOR SOLDIERS? >> YEAH, YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF IMPOSTERS PRETENDING THAT YOU WANT TO FIGHT EVIL. >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST? WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. () >> NO! >> (screeching) >> OHH! UHH! YOU SAVED MY LIFE. >> WELL, IT'S KIND OF MY JOB. >> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH SONG AND DANCE. URANUS WORLD SHAKING! (zapping) >> (squealing) >> YOU'RE UP, SAILOR MOON. >> RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. () DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO... SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON... () >> MOON... SPIRAL... POWER... ATTACK! SAILOR MOON >> (screaming) (screeching) (zapping) (whoosh) >> HUH. HER BOSS WILL NOT BE HAPPY. >> URANUS... >> LET'S SEE. IT'S A VERY PRETTY ONE, BUT NOT A PURE HEART CRYSTAL. >> URANUS, NEPTUNE! >> HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THE HEART CRYSTAL'S RIGHT? >> AND WHAT DO HEART CRYSTALS DO? >> I THINK WE'LL JUST LET YOU TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES. HUH? >> URANUS, AN ARTIST'S HEART IS VERY DELICATE. WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. LET'S GO REPLACE IT, GENTLY. >> WAIT A MINUTE! >> THEY'RE ALWAYS TAKING OFF WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE. >> YEAH, BUT DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST THEM. THEY REALLY ARE ON OUR SIDE. >> BOY, WHAT A NIGHT! BIG BUMMER. I WANTED TO TRY AND LIKE THE CONCERT. >> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. WANNA GET SOME PIZZA INSTEAD? >> YEAH! I'M STARVED! >> ONE-TRACK MIND. >> I TOLD YOU SO, LUNA. >> BE NICE, FURBALLS, OR ELSE, NO ANCHOVIES. >>> SORRY! >> DARIEN, DID ANYONE TELL YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GUY IN THAT SUIT? >> MM-HMM. >> OF COURSE! OF COURSE I TOLD HIM, RAYE! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! MINE, MINE, MINE! GET YOUR MITTS OFF! (yelling) GET AWAY FROM MY DARIEN! >> BIG DWEEB. >> NO KIDDING. 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