Sailor Moon Episode 83 "Star Struck, Bad Luck" Closed Caption Transcript As Broadcast on YTV, Canada ============================================== >> EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL AFTER THE LAST SHOWDOWN, OR IS IT? IT'S OUR LAST YEAR OF JUNIOR HIGH AND NOW THERE'S THIS EXAM FOR HIGH SCHOOL. IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO ZAP MY ENERGY, NOW WE HAVE THIS NEW ENEMY TO CRUSH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FRIGHTENS ME MORE, SCHOOL OR THIS HEARTLESS NEW VILLAIN. >> (screams) >> SO STICK AROUND, WE'LL RIGHT BACK. () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE'S THE ONE NAMED SAILOR... SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! THE SECRET POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! >> (snoring) >> (gasps) I FEEL SOME SORT OF PRESENCE HERE. OH, NO! WHAT COULD IT BE? AHH! I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING EVIL! (struggling) WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU? AHH! NO, WAIT! (trembling) ARG! >> IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, REI? >> DID YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PREMONITION? >> WELL, SORT OF. AND IT WAS SUPER NOISY, TOO. ACTUALLY, THIS DAYDREAM WAS MAJORLY STRANGE. >> WHY WAS IT STRANGE? >> (giggling) TALK ABOUT HAVING A STRANGE DREAM. BOY, DID I EVER HAVE A LOO-LOO. I'D EATEN BIG GULPS OF ICE CREAM, THEN I HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. CAN YOU GUESS WHO WAS THERE? IT WAS DARIAN. HE HAD TO GO TOO, BECAUSE HE HAD EATEN TOO MANY OF THE COOKIES I HAD MADE FOR HIM. OH, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. >> SERENA, I DON'T MEAN TO BE A NAG, BUT WE CAME HERE TO STUDY, NOT SLEEP. >> YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAPPY WITH THE MARK YOU GOT LAST TIME, ARE YOU, SERENA? >> (groans) WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT AT LEAST ONE OF THE ANSWERS RIGHT. >> AREN'T YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THE HIGH SCHOOL'S EXAM? BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PASS IT TO GET IN THE BEST CLASS. >> IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH SCHOOL AND FIGHT EVILDOERS. BUT THERE'S NO USE IN CRYING OVER MISSPELLED SILK. >> WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT WAS THAT? FORGET WHAT SHE SAID, SERENA! THERE'S USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK. >> HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE TOO. >> I THINK "MISSPELLED SILK" IS A LITTLE MORE FITTING IN THIS CASE. >> EITHER WAY, THE POINT IS THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES AND MOVE ON. >> NOT EXACTLY, RENA. IT'S IMPORTANT TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES TOO. >> AMY, CAN YOU HELP ME HERE? >> THIS IS THE WAY YOU DO IT. >> (sinister laugh) COME HERE, KAHOHY. >> YES, DOCTOR? >> AT LAST, I HAVE COMPLETED MY HEART ATTACKER. MEKUSI WILL SEEK OUT A HUMAN WITH A PURE HEART. SHE WILL THEN ATTACK AND STEAL THE HEART. >> A PURE HEART? >> YES. A PURE HEART IS THE FIRST INGREDIENT TOWARDS ALMIGHTINESS. WHICH IS THE ABILITY TO HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO RULE THE WORLD. ALMIGHTINESS IS ACHIEVED WHEN THREE OBJECTS OF POWER, USUALLY IN THE FORM OF A CHARM OR AMULET, ARE STOLEN FROM PEOPLE WITH PURE HEARTS. >> YOU MEAN IF YOU'RE ABLE TO LOCATE THOSE CHOSEN PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR OBJECT OF POWER... >> YES. THEN I SHALL HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HAND. (maniacal laughter) >> (screaming) (moaning) OH, THIS IS HOPELESS! I KNOW I DIDN'T STUDY BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THIS BAD. OH, NO! WHAT ARE MOM AND DAD GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY FIND OUT? OR WORSE, WHAT'S REI GONNA SAY? SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO FIND ME DURING A CRISIS, LIKE A SERENA SINKING MISSILE. >> SERENA! (moans) YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING WHERE YOU WERE GOING, SERENA! >> AS IF, REI. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WALKED RIGHT INTO ME, YOU KNOW. MY TURN! >> RELAX. I HEARD ABOUT YOUR MARK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME. >> MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! >> AW, COME ON. WHATEVER. MARKS AREN'T EVERYTHING. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE LOTS OF OTHER GOOD QUALITIES. >> HUH? BOY, IT MUST BE THAT HIT ON THE HEAD. >> STRANGE. SAY, SERENA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? >> ME? I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES, IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE. HOW ABOUT YOU? >> WELL, A SINGER, SONG WRITER, MODEL, AN ACTRESS, A MUSICIAN, BUT MOST OF ALL I JUST... AH, IT'S SILLY. >> NO, GO ON. >> AH, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. (laughs) OKAY, I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED, BUT IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING TO SAY. >> YOU SAID IT, THOUGH, DIDN'T YOU. >> YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GET MARRIED TO DARIAN SOMEDAY, AREN'T YOU, SERENA? >> NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. BUT YES, HE IS MY MR. WONDERFUL. >> DON'T YOU THINK DARIAN WOULD WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO ACHIEVED BETTER MARKS? >> POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! >> ACADEMICS AREN'T EVERYTHING, THAT'S FOR SURE, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO YOUR BEST TO IMPROVE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE AND DARIAN, TOO. WELL, GOTTA GO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AND CHEER UP, SERENA. CHEERFULNESS IS ONE OF YOUR VERY BEST QUALITIES. >> (moans) THANKS. NO MATTER HOW NASTY SHE IS TO ME, I THINK IN HER OWN WAY, SHE'S STILL KIND OF COOL. I KNOW SHE REALLY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND. SHE'S OKAY. >> (snickers) NOW, TO FIND THE ONE WITH THE PURE HEART. OKAY, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE YOU? >> REI WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. (sighs) IF DARIAN EVER SAW THIS HORRIBLE MARK... >> THAT IS A HORRIBLE MARK. >> HE WOULD SAY... HUH? AHH! (nervous laugh) LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT? >> SERENA. >> DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD. I'M PLANNING TO MAKE SOME BIG CHANGES, STARTING WITH JOINING A STUDY GROUP AT REI'S HOUSE. I PROMISE, I'LL DO BETTER. >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. >> IT'S HARD, I'VE BEEN JUGGLING SCHOOL AND PREVENTING GLOBAL DEVASTATION. >> YEAH, I KNOW. BUT I THINK WE SHOULD POSTPONE OUR NEXT DATE. >> UH... YEAH, OKAY. GOOD IDEA. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. >> HERE. STUDY HARD NOW. SEE YA. >> WE'LL NEVER DATE AGAIN! >> PLEASE REVEAL THE MEANING OF MY DREAM. SUN, MOON, SKY, EARTH, FIRE, AIR, WATER, ROCK, STARS. OH, NO. I FEEL NOTHING. MAYBE THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. MAYBE THIS FORTUNE WILL HELP. I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE AND A HAPPY LIFE FOR EVERYONE. AHH! WHAT? >> HEART ATTACK! >> WHO ARE YOU? >> MEKUSI'S THE NAME, HEART IS THE GAME, AND YOUR HEART IS MINE. >> OH, NO! I CAN'T FIGHT HERE. I DON'T WANT MY GRAMPA TO GET HURT. >> HA-HA-HA! >> AHH! >> IT NEVER HURTS TO HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS, NOW DOES IT? MEKUSI, THE POWER THIS GIRL HAS SEEMS TO COME NOT FROM A CHARM BUT FROM WITHIN. YOU MAY STEAL HER HEART. >> STEAL MY HEART?! >> HEART ATTACK! >> (screams) >> TIME WILL TELL WHETHER YOU'VE GOT POWERS AND A PURE HEART OR NOT. UNTIL THEN, I SHALL SEEK OUT OTHER POSSIBLE HOLDERS. >> (screaming) >> OH, I CAN'T STAND IT. I WOULD MUCH RATHER GO OUT WITH DARIAN THAN STUDY FOR THIS EXAM. >> WELL YOU CAN'T! COME BACK HERE! YOU PROMISED TO STUDY MORE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? EVERYONE'S COUNTING ON YOU. >> BUT... ARG! >> NO BUTS, SERENA, OR ELSE! >> ALL RIGHT! STEP OFF! REALLY, LUNA, YOU'RE TRIPPIN' WHEN IT COMES TO KNOWING WHAT'S ON A GIRL'S MIND. >> TRUE. I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING ON YOUR MIND. (screams from afar) THAT SOUNDS LIKE REI'S VOICE. >> I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG? >> (screams) >> WHAT IS THAT? AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH POOR REI?! >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU'D BETTER CHANGE YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. >> MOON... CRYSTAL... POWER! SAILOR MOON SAILOR MOON SAILOR MOON SAILOR MOON SAILOR MOON >> (evil laughter) >> HEY, NASTY! >> HUH? >> I STAND FOR LOVE! I STAND FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE, TOO! I'M SAILOR MOON! >> SAILOR MUD? >> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HURTING MY FRIEND? I DESPISE YOUR PATHETIC AND EVIL WAYS! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I SHALL PUNISH YOU! >> HMPH! WELL, HOW HANDY. ANOTHER PURE HEART FOR THE TAKING. >> WHAT? >> SO SHE'S AFTER PURE HEARTS. >> TIME FOR A TWO-FOR-ONE! PREPARE TO LOSE HEART! >>> (gasp) >> WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER IS THAT? >> THE UGLY KIND. >> WE BETTER CHANGE OURSELVES RIGHT NOW. >> HERE'S A TREAT FOR YOU! >> AHH! >> STICK AROUND, WON'T YA! >> AMAZING POWERS! >> I THINK HER POWERS ARE STRONGER THAN OUR OLD ENEMY'S. >> HA-HA-HA! NOW WHO'S THE PATHETIC ONE? WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS? >> WHO ARE YOU? >> WHAT ARE YOU? IT'S A WARM SPRING DAY, A TIME FOR HAPPINESS AND CELEBRATION. YOUR EVILNESS DOES NOT BELONG HERE. NOW BEAT IT! >> BEAT THIS, YOU POMPOUS CAPED-CLOD! >> STEP UP, SAILOR MOON! >> RIGHT! SAILOR MOON >> MOON SCEPTRE ELIMINATION! >> ALL THAT FANCY TWIRLING AROUND WILL GET YOU NOWHERE, YOU MOON DITZ! >> AHH! >>> (all gasp) >> WHY DON'T YOU HANG AROUND, HONEY! >> HUH? OH, NO! WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? >> SERENA! ARG! >> SORRY YOU'RE TIED UP. NOW STAY PUT! >> TUXEDO MASK! >> I'VE GOT TO TRY TO HELP! >> LUNA! >> WHY YOU! >> ARTEMIS! LUNA! >> I THINK THAT SHOULD BE THE LAST OF THEM. NOW MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET SOME WORK DONE WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED. >> (moans) (screams) >> STOP IT! >> NO, REI! >>> WAKE UP! >> REI! STAY WITH ME, REI! OH, NO! >> SAY, SERENA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? WELL, A SINGER, SONG WRITER, MODEL, AN ACTRESS, A MUSICIAN. BUT MOST OF ALL, I JUST... OH, IT'S SILLY. OKAY, I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED, BUT IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING TO SAY. CHEER UP, SERENA. CHEERFULNESS IS ONE OF YOUR VERY BEST QUALITIES. SERENA. >> OH, NO, REI. >> HA-HA-HA! THIS IS WHAT WE WANT. THE CRYSTAL OF HER PURE HEART. IT CONTAINS A SPECIAL POWER. >> GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK TO REI RIGHT NOW! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROTTEN WAYS! >> HUMANS. THEY'RE SUCH MISERABLE-- AHH! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! HEART ATTACK! AHHH! >> REI! REI! ARE YOU OKAY, REI! >>> REI! >> WAKE UP! >> COME ON, REI! >> REI! >> THIS IS NOT AN OBJECT OF PURE POWER. >> JUST A PURE HEART WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. >> THEY MADE A MISTAKE. >> PLEASE, REI, ANSWER ME. PLEASE, REI. >> OH, REI. >> OH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. >> I, UH... >> (crying) REI'S OKAY AGAIN. I WAS SO SCARED, BUT NOW I'M SO HAPPY. (crying) >> SERENA. >> ARE YOU IN ANY PAIN NOW? >> NO, I'M OKAY. >> CAN YOU BREATHE? >> YES. >> WHO ARE THEY? >> DON'T CRY ANYMORE. >> A BAD CALL ON YOUR PART. YOU MISSED THE TARGET AND YOU WERE FOILED. >> YES, THAT'S TRUE, DR. TOMO. BUT I'VE NOTED THE INTRUDERS. >> (Artemis) IT SEEMS OUR NEW ENEMY IS AFTER SOMEONE WITH A PURE HEART. >> (Luna) THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AN OBJECT OF POWER AS WELL. >> (Darian) WHO ARE THE ONES WHO SAVED US? THIS IS ODD. >> WELL, SO LONG NORMAL LIFE, HELLO NEW ENEMY. CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC. ARE YOU FRIENDS OR FOES? IF YOU'RE SCOUTS TOO, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP US. COME AND JOIN OUR FIGHT AGAINST THAT EVIL CREATURE. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH DESTROYING THESE PURE HEARTS. I'LL FIGHT YOU AND I'LL WIN. FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE, I'M SAILOR MOON, AND I'LL PUNISH YOU! () FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE'S THE ONE NAMED SAILOR... SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! THE SECRET POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON