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Episode 47 "Much Ado About Babysitting"

  >>  SO MANY BABIES, SO FULL 
  OF ENERGY. 
  THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 
  WITH IT. 
  >>  IT'S PERFECT, ALAN. 
  ALL THE ENERGY WE NEED, WITH 
  NO FUSS. 
  >>  SO, ANNE, PICK A CARDION 
  THAT WILL ZAP THE JUICE FROM 
  THOSE GURGLING BABES. 
  >>  OKAY. 
  >>  CARDION SKULKER, I 
  COMMAND YOU TO ARISE. 
  >>  HEY, BIG GUY. 
  JORDAN, WERE YOU A GOOD BABY 
  IN SCHOOL TODAY? 
  >>  SURE. 
  JORDAN'S THE BEST. 
  >>  BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANY 
  WORDS, HUH? 
  GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE 
  PATIENT. 
  >>  BA-BA! 
  >>  'BYE, SWEETIE, SEE YOU 
  TOMORROW. 
  WE'RE DOING FINGER PAINTING. 
  >>  OH, LOOK, IT'S JORDAN. 
  >>  FROM DOWN THE BLOCK. 
  >>  HELLO, GIRLS. 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >>  YOUR ENERGY IS MINE, 
  NOW! 
  GIVE IT TO ME. 
  >>>  HUH! 
  OH! 
  >>  MRS. WINSTON! 
  >>  SO WEAK. 
  >>  AMY, LOOK AT THEM. 
  THEY'RE NOT MOVING. 
  WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM SOME 
  HELP. 
  >>  CALL AN AMBULANCE. 
  >>  EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE 
  ALL RIGHT. 
  JUST HANG ON. 
  >>  YOU PICKED A GOOD CARD, 
  ANNE. 
  >>  THERE ARE SO MANY BABIES 
  IN THIS TOWN. 
  THE DOOM TREE IS GOING TO BE 
  VERY WELL FED. 
  >>  YEAH, BUT WE'VE GOT TO 
  KEEP A LOW PROFILE. 
  THESE HUMANS ARE ODDLY 
  ATTACHED TO THEIR OFFSPRING. 
  WE CAN'T ALERT THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS. 
  >>  SO WHAT DID THE DOCTOR 
  SAY, AMY? 
  >>  GOOD NEWS. 
  THE BABIES ARE GOING TO BE 
  OUT IN ABOUT A WEEK. 
  >>  GREAT, HOW'S JORDAN? 
  >>  JORDAN'S FINE, BUT HIS 
  MOM IS IN BAD SHAPE. 
  SHE GOT IT ALL IN THE ATTACK 
  AND HAS TO STAY A WHILE. 
  >>  THE PROBLEM IS, HER 
  HUSBAND'S OUT OF THE COUNTRY 
  ON A BUSINESS TRIP. 
  THERE'S NO ONE TO TAKE CARE 
  OF JORDAN. 
  THEY JUST MOVED HERE ABOUT A 
  MONTH AGO, SO THEY DON'T 
  KNOW ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF 
  HIM. 
  THE NURSERY IS JAMMED. 
  THE POOR LITTLE GUY HAS 
  NOWHERE TO GO. 
  MY MOM AND I WOULD TAKE HIM 
  BUT SHE'S TAKING OFF FOR A 
  MEDICAL CONFERENCE IN PARIS, 
  FRANCE. 
  I WISH I KNEW SOMEONE WHO 
  COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM. 
  >>  I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. 
  TELL THE DOCTORS IT'S TAKEN 
  CARE OF. 
  >>  DARIEN, ARE YOU SURE 
  YOU WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY? 
  TAKING CARE OF BABIES IS 
  HARD WORK. 
  >>  YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT 
  YOU'RE GETTING INTO, TAKING 
  HIM FOR A WHOLE WEEK? 
  HE COULD JUST CRY ALL THE 
  TIME. 
  I'M SURE HE'S NOT USED TO 
  BEING AWAY FROM HIS MOTHER. 
  >>  HERE IT IS, SWEETIE. 
  >>  WHO'S THIS GOOFBALL WITH 
  THE HAIR? 
  CAN'T SHE SEE I'M HUNGRY? 
  >>  POOR JORDAN NEEDS A HUG. 
  PROBABLY SCARED FROM ALL 
  THESE TUBES. 
  I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM TO OUR 
  PLACE. 
  >>  YOU AND A NINE-MONTH- 
  OLD:  YOU COULDN'T EVEN TAKE 
  CARE OF YOUR GOLDFISH. 
  >>  WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME, 
  WON'T WE? 
  >>  WAA! 
  >>  YOU'RE A HAPPY BABY, YOU 
  DON'T WANT TO CRY ANYMORE. 
  >>  STOP WITH THE DUMB FACES 
  AND CHANGE MY DIAPER. 
  >>  I BET I CAN MAKE JORDAN 
  SMILE. 
  >>  WAA! 
  >>  SHE IS A GOOFBALL. 
  >>  OKAY, MEATBALL HEAD, YOU 
  CAN MAKE TRACKS ANYTIME. 
  I'M THE ONE WHO VOLUNTEERED 
  FOR THIS, SO I DON'T WANT 
  YOU TO THINK YOU HAVE TO 
  HELP. 
  ALL RIGHT, WE'RE FLYING. 
  >>  THAT'S A RELIEF. 
  BABYSITTING IS HARD WORK. 
  >>  WOOHOO! 
  >>  WONDER IF DARIEN WILL 
  BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD AFTER 
  A 3 A.M. WAKEUP CALL. 
  SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE MY OWN 
  FAMILY, JUST LIKE THIS. 
  OOPS. 
  SO, DARIEN, WHERE DO YOU 
  KEEP YOUR COMIC BOOKS? 
  I'LL READ HIM A STORY. 
  HE SURE CHANGES MOODS FAST. 
  >>  MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S 
  HUNGRY. 
  I'LL FIX HIM A BOTTLE. 
  >>  LET ME DO THAT. 
  >>  WAA! 
  >>  DINNER IS SERVED. 
  HERE YOU GO, A NICE WARM 
  BOTTLE. 
  NOTHING MAKES THIS KID 
  HAPPY. 
  >>  MAYBE YOU'VE GOT THE 
  BOTTLE TOO HOT. 
  >>  WHERE'S MY MOMMY? 
  THESE PEOPLE ARE CLUELESS, 
  AND NOW THE GOOFBALL IS 
  STEALING MY MILK. 
  >>  WANT TO TRY SOME? 
  >>  GUESS HE'S NOT HUNGRY. 
  >>  WHAT'S WRONG? 
  HAS HE GOT SOME KIND OF 
  DISEASE? 
  >>  KILL THE HYSTERICS AND 
  HAND ME A DIAPER. 
  IT WAS HIS DIAPER HE WAS 
  TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT. 
  >>  WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, I'M 
  ON A LIQUID DIET. 
  >>  THERE YOU GO, NICE AND 
  DRY. 
  NOW WHAT? 
  I JUST GAVE YOU A BRAND NEW 
  DIAPER WITH POWDER. 
  >>  NOW I'M HUNGRY. 
  YOU BETTER NOT HAVE POLISHED 
  OFF MY WHOLE DINNER. 
  >>  I WISH BABIES COULD 
  TALK. 
  >>  MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY NOW 
  THAT HE'S DRY. 
  HERE, PAL. 
  THIS PAIR'S A REAL 
  BRAINTRUST. 
  >>  I DON'T GET IT. 
  THIS BABY COMES ALONG AND 
  YOU ARE SWEET AS 
  PEPPERMINTS. 
  YOU SEE ME AND YOU'RE MR. 
  SOUR PICKLE. 
  >>  JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE 
  HURRICANE SERENA. 
  >>  THAT'S SO FUNNY. 
  FIRST A MEATBALL, AND NOW A 
  HURRICANE. 
  IT'S NOT VERY FLATTERING. 
  >>  THAT'S GOOD MILK. 
  KEEP THAT UP AND YOU'LL GROW 
  BIG AND STRONG. 
  CAN YOU SAY MILK FOR ME? 
  >>  I'M NOT A TRAINED SEAL. 
  >>  AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU 
  HAD HALF A BRAIN, DARIEN. 
  HE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO TALK. 
  HE'S GOT TO LEARN TO STAND 
  UP FIRST. 
  GOOD, JORDAN. 
  LET'S TRY AGAIN. 
  >>  AND YOU'RE NOT PUSHING 
  HIM? 
  POOR KID PROBABLY DOESN'T 
  EVEN KNOW HOW TO CRAWL AND 
  YOU'RE MAKING HIM WALK TO 
  YOU. 
  ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE 
  THAT'S WHY HE'S STAYING PUT. 
  >>  I'LL BET MY ALLOWANCE 
  FOR TWO WEEKS, HE WALKS 
  BEFORE HE TALKS. 
  >>  YOU'RE ON, MEATBALL 
  HEAD. 
  >>  HE IS THE MOST ARROGANT 
  BLOWHARD. 
  WHY DID I EVER THINK I LIKED 
  HIM? 
  WE HAE NOTHING IN COMMON. 
  I KNOW HE HATES ME. 
  HE JUST WON'T COME RIGHT OUT 
  AND SAY IT BECAUSE HE 
  DOESN'T WANT TO HURT MY 
  FEELINGS. 
  WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 
  >>  ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO 
  LEAVE THE SACK, LAZY BONES. 
  SERENA UP BEFORE NOON ON A 
  SUNDAY? 
  SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG. 
  >>  YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME, 
  MEATBALL HEAD. 
  >>  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO 
  PUSH THE STROLLER WITH YOUR 
  ARMS FULL? 
  >>  I JUST HOPE I BOUGHT 
  ENOUGH TO LAST TILL HIS MOM 
  IS WELL. 
  >>  THERE'S DARIEN WITH 
  SERENA. 
  WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH A 
  BABYSTROLLER? 
  HE'D BETTER BE HELPING HER 
  BABYSIT. 
  THAT CAN'T BE HIS BABY. 
  LOOK AT THE CUTE FAMILY. 
  AREN'T THEY ADORABLE? 
  YOU MAKE SUCH A NICE COUPLE. 
  >>  I'LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE 
  OF BLACK EYES IF YOU DON'T 
  STOP IT, MINA. 
  I'M JUST HELPING OUT. 
  >>  DON'T HAVE A CORONARY, 
  SERENA. 
  WE THINK IT'S NICE OF YOU TO 
  TAKE CARE OF JORDAN WHILE 
  MRS. WINSTON'S IN THE 
  HOSPITAL. 
  >>  AS LONG AS YOU TREAT HIM 
  BETTER THAN YOUR GOLDFISH. 
  >>  OH. 
  >>  SERENA, RAY'S GOING TO 
  BE DOING A FIRE READING UP 
  AT THE TEMPLE. 
  SHE'S TRYING TO HOME IN ON 
  THIS NEW CARDION. 
  MEET US THERE. 
  >>  I'LL BE THERE. 
  >>  I CALL UPON YOU, GREAT 
  PYRE, SHOW US WHO THIS EVIL 
  CARDION IS. 
  ON THE COUNT OF 5-4-3-2-1. 
  >>  THAT'S THE ONE. 
  SHE PUT THAT WEIRD SPELL ON 
  ALL THOSE POOR BABIES. 
  SHE'LL DO IT AGAIN. 
  SEEMS LIKE SHE'S TUNED IN TO 
  BABY ENERGY. 
  SHE'S SEARCHING FOR MORE 
  TARGETS. 
  >>  IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN 
  STOP HER? 
  >>  NOT UNLESS SHE APPEARS 
  AGAIN. 
  NOW THAT I'VE TUNED INTO HER 
  ENERGY, I CAN KEEP AN EYE 
  OUT FOR HER. 
  WE'LL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 
  >>  GOT YOU, RAY. 
  >>  AREN'T YOU IN LUCK, 
  SERENA? 
  YOU'VE GOT AN EXCUSE TO BE 
  WITH DARIEN. 
  >>  SINCE THIS JORDAN CAME 
  ALONG, I'VE SEEN A WHOLE 
  SIDE TO DARIEN I NEVER KNEW 
  HE HAD. 
  >>  BUT LAST WEEK YOU SAID 
  HE WAS A COLD-HEARTED, 
  STUCK-UP DORK. 
  >>  I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO 
  GETS TO TALK ABOUT HIM THAT 
  WAY. 
  CATCH YOU LATER. 
  >>  CARDION'S PLANNING 
  ANOTHER ATTACK. 
  THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE GOING 
  TO HAVE TO BE READY FOR HER 
  ON A MOMENT'S NOTICE. 
  >>>  RIGHT. 
  (doorbell ringing) 
  >>  COME IN. 
  >>  HEY, DARIEN. 
  I HEARD YOU WERE ON BABY 
  DUTY THIS WEEK AND I THOUGHT 
  I'D BETTER SEE IF YOU NEEDED 
  A HAND WITH HIM. 
  I'M REALLY GOOD WITH BABIES. 
  STOP THAT. 
  I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 
  BUT YOU CAN'T GO MESSING UP 
  DARIEN'S CLEAN APARTMENT. 
  SHUT UP. 
  >>  THAT'S NOT A NICE THING 
  TO SAY. 
  YOU'RE A RUDE ONE. 
  >>  I'M WARNING YOU. 
  >>  I THINK HE NEEDS TO BE 
  CHANGED. 
  CAN YOU DO IT? 
  >>  OF COURSE, DARIEN. 
  I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT. 
  ALL DRY, SO STOP WHINING. 
  HE'S JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE 
  MUNCHKIN. 
  IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, 
  I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP. 
  I LOVE BABIES AND THEY LOVE 
  ME. 
  >>  WHAT A PHONEY. 
  WHY CAN'T HE SEE THROUGH 
  HER? 
  >>  HI, DARIEN. 
  WANT TO TAKE JORDAN TO THE 
  PARK? 
  ANNE, WHAT'S WRONG? 
  >>  ANNE, DON'T BE MAD! 
  >>  YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE 
  TO HELP YOU WITH JORDAN. 
  FINE, I'LL TAKE OFF. 
  SEE YOU AROUND. 
  >>  NO, SERENA, DON'T YOU GO 
  TOO. 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >>  JORDAN THREW UP ON HER 
  AND SHE GOT UNGLUED. 
  >>  IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 
  >>  NO, WHAT MADE YOU THINK 
  THAT? 
  >>  I DON'T CARE IF SHE IS. 
  I'VE HAD IT WITH THE WAY YOU 
  TREAT ME. 
  YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF JORDAN 
  BY YOURSELF. 
  I'M OUT OF HERE. 
  >>  LOOK! 
  HE'S STANDING UP. 
  >>  YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS. 
  LOOK AT HIM. 
  HE WALKED, DARIEN. 
  >>  I HOPE I'M NOT 
  INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. 
  >>  JORDAN STARTED TO WALK. 
  >>  HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM. 
  >>  WOW, HOW GREAT. 
  >>  JORDAN, SHOW AMY HOW YOU 
  CAN WALK. 
  >>  SERENA, SAILOR SCOUTS 
  NEEDED RIGHT AWAY. 
  RAY'S GOT NEW READINGS THAT 
  CARDION'S ON THE MOVE. 
  >>  SORRY, DARE, WE'VE GOT 
  TO BOOK IT. 
  BIG REPORT, DUE TOMORROW. 
  'BYE! 
  >>  I WANT YOUR ENERGY. 
  >>  NOT THIS TIME, SISTER. 
  STOP RIGHT THERE, NEGASLOB, 
  OR I'M GOING TO TURN YOUR 
  SIZZLE INTO FIZZLE. 
  >>  DON'T GIVE US ANY OF 
  YOUR DRIBBLE. 
  >>  VENUS CRESCENT BEAM! 
  SMASH! 
  >>  NOBODY STOPS ME, SAILOR 
  WIMPS, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER 
  TO TRY. 
  >>  YOUR TURN, SAILOR 
  FAILURES. 
  >>  WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS 
  ENERGY VAMPIRE. 
  >>  TELL ME ABOUT IT. 
  >>  MOON CRYSTAL POWER! 
  >>  MERCURY POWER! 
  >>  BUTT OUT! 
  GOOD, I'LL ZAP YOUR ENERGY, 
  TOO. 
  >>  NO, SHE'S ZAPPING ALL MY 
  STRENGTH! 
  WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING OR 
  WE'RE FRIED. 
  >>  HOW DARE YOU ATTACK 
  THESE HELPLESS BABIES. 
  YOU'LL PAY FOR IT, YOU EVIL 
  PARASITE. 
  >>  MOONLIGHT KNIGHT, YOU 
  SAVED US! 
  >>  HAD TO, SAILOR MOON. 
  IF YOU AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS 
  DON'T STOP HER, NO BABY 
  ANYWHERE WILL BE SAFE. 
  >>  I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU 
  GET OFF STEALING THESE 
  INNOCENT KIDS, BUT IT'S 
  STOPPING, RIGHT THIS 
  INSTANCE. 
  MERCURY! 
  >>  SHE'S EEZING ME! 
  >>  WHOA, MERCURY, WHERE DID 
  THAT COME FROM? 
  I KNOW THOSE WEREN'T YOUR 
  USUAL BUBBLES. 
  >>  I DON'T KNOW. 
  ALL OF A SUDDEN I FELT THIS 
  NEW POWER IN ME. 
  I GUESS BECAUSE I COULDN'T 
  STAND THE THOUGHT OF HER 
  GETTING AWAY AND ZAPPING 
  MORE BABIES. 
  >>  RIGHT, SAILOR MERCURY. 
  WE'VE GOT TO PUT THIS BABY- 
  NAPPER OUT OF BUSINESS. 
  WOMAN, YOU'RE GETTING MOON 
  DUSTED. 
  >>  MOON SCEPTRE! 
  ELIMINATION! 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>  EXCELLENT WORK, SAILOR 
  SCOUTS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE 
  YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME DIAPERS 
  TO CHANGE. 
  I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU. 
  >>  TYPICAL GUY, BUT A HUNKY 
  ONE. 
  I'M GLAD MRS. WINSTON'S OUT 
  OF THE HOSPITAL. 
  >>  JORDAN, MY LITTLE GUY. 
  IT'S YOUR MOMMY. 
  I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I 
  APPRECIATE YOU TAKING CARE 
  OF JORDAN WHILE I WAS SICK. 
  I HOPE HE WASN'T TOO MUCH 
  TROUBLE. 
  >>  HE WAS GREAT. 
  >>  HE REALLY MISSED HIS 
  MOMMY. 
  YOU BE A GOOD BOY AND LET 
  YOUR MOMMY GET SOME REST. 
  >>  I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT 
  TALKING TO ME, JORDAN. 
  AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL MY 
  BEST B 
   DY. 
  >>  'BYE, DARIEN, MEATBALL 
  HEAD. 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  'BYE. 
  >>  UNBELIEVABLE. 
  >>  HE SAID MY NAME. 
  >>>  WE'RE GENIUSES! 
  WE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO WALK 
  AND TALK. 
  >>  BABIES AND YOUNGER KIDS 
  CAN BE A PAIN. 
  THEY HAVE A HARD TIME 
  COMMUNICATING WHAT THEY 
  WANT. 
  THAT CAN BE FRUSTRATING. 
  OFTEN THEY CAN'T KEEP UP BUT 
  THEY STILL WANT TO PLAY WITH 
  US. 
  THAT CAN BE IRRITATING. 
  >>  THAT MEANS WE NEED TO BE 
  EXTRA PATIENT. 
  >>  IF YOU GET ANGRY WITH 
  YOUNGER KIDS, TALK TO YOUR 

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