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Episode 46 "Kindergarten Chaos"

  >>  WHOA! 
  >>  IT'S SO LATE! 
  >>  NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T 
  SET THE ALARM. 
  >>  I'M GOING TO BE SO LATE 
  AND I'VE GOT A MATH TEST 
  FIRST PERIOD. 
  ARTEMIS, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE 
  ME? 
  >>  SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR 
  SERENA'S LEAGUE. 
  I MEAN, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF 
  TARDY. 
  >>  FASTER! 
  MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT. 
  >>  COME ON, INSECT, I WANT 
  THAT COMIC BOOK. 
  >>  NO WAY, IT'S MINE. 
  GET YOUR OWN. 
  >>  HAND IT OVER. 
  I'M WARNING YOU. 
  >>>  COME ON! 
  >>  HEY! 
  DWEEBS, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 
  >>  LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 
  >>  LITTLE MAGGOTS. 
  ARE YOU OKAY, LITTLE GIRL? 
  >>  YOU REALLY FREAKED THOSE 
  GUYS OUT, DIDN'T YOU? 
  >>  I GUESS THAT WAS THE 
  IDEA. 
  >>  CAN YOU HELP ME? 
  I'M SO LATE. 
  I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO MISS 
  MY SCHOOL BUS. 
  >>  I'D REALLY LIKE TO, KID, 
  BUT I'M LATE MYSELF. 
  >>  PRETTY PLEASE? 
  >>  I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 
  >>  YOU'VE GOT TO. 
  I'LL NEVER GET THERE ON MY 
  OWN. 
  >>  EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL. 
  IT WORKS. 
  >>  WE MADE IT. 
  >>  BYE-BYE! 
  >>  WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S 
  GOING TO MAKE IT TO SCHOOL. 
  >>  I'LL SAY. 
  AT THIS RATE, YOU'RE GOING 
  TO BE LUCKY IF YOU GET THERE 
  BEFORE LUNCH. 
  >>  WHO NEEDS LUNCH? 
  RUN FOR IT! 
  HUH? 
  >>  I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO 
  LATE. 
  MINA, DID YOU OVERSLEEP? 
  >>  SURE DID. 
  >>  DID YOU HAVE TROUBLE 
  WITH AN ALARM CLOCK, TOO? 
  >>  YEAH. 
  I THINK I NEED TO TAKE THAT 
  STUPID OLD CLOCK IN TO BE 
  FIXED. 
  >>  YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT THE 
  CLOCKS THAT NEED FIXING 
  AROUND HERE. 
  >>  I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT 
  YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 
  I GO THIS WAY. 
  >  'BYE, MINA. 
  CATCH YOU LATER. 
  (clock bells chiming) 
  >>  OH, I'M TOO LATE. 
  >>  I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THE 
  GIRL DID TRY, BUT SHE'S 
  STILL AWFULLY TARDY. 
  >>  OH, NO, DETENTION AGAIN, 
  FOR BOTH RECESSES. 
  WHY CAN'T THEY JUST START 
  SCHOOL LATER? 
  >>  AH, THE LOVELY SERENA. 
  YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THE MOST 
  BEAUTIFUL EYES WHEN THEY'RE 
  FULL OF TEARS. 
  >>  ALAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 
  HERE? 
  >>  I JUST WANT TO HEAR 
  THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS 
  THAT MAKE ME WALK ON AIR. 
  >>  GO HANG YOURSELF. 
  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE 
  DOING HERE, ALAN? 
  >>  JUST MY EARLY MORNING 
  STRETCHES. 
  ONE AND TWO AND THREE 
  AND FOUR. 
  YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU'RE STRONG, 
  DON'T QUIT, COME ON. 
  >>  UH-HUH. 
  WEIRD BROTHER AND SISTER 
  ACT. 
  >>  OKAY, JUST LET ME 
  EXPLAIN MY STRATEGY. 
  >>  SOME STRATEGY. 
  WHAT DOES SERENA MEAN TO 
  YOU? 
  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE 
  DOING, ALAN? 
  >>  IT'S JUST PART OF MY 
  SCHEME TO GET CLOSER TO THE 
  STUDENTS. 
  >>  JUST DON'T GET TOO 
  CLOSE. 
  ALAN, WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK 
  TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT: FINDING 
  A FRESH ENERGY SOURCE TO 
  KEEP THE DOOM TREE ALIVE. 
  >>  I THINK I'VE GOT JUST 
  THE TICKET. 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>  SAILOR MOON IS NOT REAL. 
  >>  SHE IS TOO. 
  >>  SAYS WHO? 
  >>  WHAT DOES A LITTLE 
  COOTIE LIKE YOU KNOW? 
  >>  MORE THAN YOU, MEATHEAD. 
  LOOK, SAILOR MOON IS FOR 
  REAL. 
  I KNOW IT. 
  >>  YEAH, HER AND THE EASTER 
  BUNNY, RIGHT? 
  >> 
  IT'S THAT SAME MAGGOT 
  KID AGAIN. 
  >>  WE'D BETTER HELP HER. 
  >>  BACK OFF BRATS. 
  LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU LITTLE 
  AMOEBAS. 
  >>  IT'S YOU AGAIN. 
  >>  DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING 
  BETTER TO DO THAN BUG US, 
  YOU OLD BAG? 
  >>  ME, AN OLD BAG? 
  >>  YEAH, A SMELLY, 
  CRINKLED-UP, OLD LUNCH BAG. 
  SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 
  >>  HAVING A HARD TIME 
  GETTING A DATE? 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>>  RUN FOR IT! 
  >>  SHE'S A MONSTER! 
  >>  LITTLE PUSTULES. 
  WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KIDS 
  THESE DAYS? 
  >>  SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE OLD 
  BAG. 
  >>  THANKS AGAIN. 
  >>  ANY TIME, KID. 
  WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 
  >>  MY NAME'S KERRIE. 
  I GO TO THE KINDERGARTEN 
  AROUND THE CORNER. 
  >>  MY NAME'S MINA. 
  THIS IS MY CAT ARTEMIS. 
  >>  MEOW! 
  >>  NICE TO MEET YOU, 
  ARTEMIS. 
  >>  YOU'RE A FAN OF SAILOR 
  MOON, AREN'T YOU? 
  >>  YOU BET! 
  >>  GREAT. 
  ARE YOU A FAN OF SAILOR 
  VENUS, TOO? 
  >>  NEVER HEARD OF HER. 
  >>  THAT'S WAY HARSH. 
  >>  WHAT DOES IT SAY ABO 
  ME? 
  >>  IS SAILOR MOON REAL, 
  MINA? 
  >>  WHAT DO YOU THINK? 
  >>  I THINK SHE'S THE 
  GREATEST EVER. 
  >>  YOU REALLY THINK A LOT 
  OF HER, DON'T YOU, KERRIE? 
  >>  BUT I'LL NEVER GET TO 
  MEET HER. 
  SHE'S TOO FAMOUS. 
  >>  DON'T GIVE UP, KERRIE. 
  YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CAN 
  HAPPEN. 
  >>  REALLY? 
  >>  IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE, 
  YOU CAN NEVER TELL. 
  IT MIGHT JUST HAPPEN. 
  >>  MINA, HAVE YOU MET 
  SAILOR MOON IN PERSON? 
  >>  SURE. 
  WE'VE HUNG OUT TOGETHER A 
  COUPLE OF TIMES. 
  >>  MINA! 
  >>  FOR REAL? 
  YOU KNOW SAILOR MOON? 
  SHE'S A REAL PERSON? 
  COULD YOU TELL THAT TO THOSE 
  OTHER KIDS? 
  >>  SURE THING, KERRIE. 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 
  >>  YOU'D DO THAT? 
  >>  IF IT GETS THOSE DWEEBS 
  OFF YOUR CASE, I'LL COME TO 
  SCHOOL AND TELL THEM ALL 
  ABOUT HER. 
  >>  THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO 
  BELIEVE ME. 
  WE'LL TELL EVERYONE! 
  THE WHOLE SCHOOL, THE WHOLE 
  NEIGHBOURHOOD, THE WHOLE 
  COUNTRY! 
  >>>  HUH? 
  >>  YOU PROMISED. 
  >>  GREAT, I'VE BEEN CO- 
  OPTED BY A RUG RAT, BUT A 
  CUTE ONE. 
  >>  THE DOOM TREE'S RUNNING 
  OUT OF ENERGY AGAIN. 
  WE NEED TO FIND OURSELVES A 
  WHOLE NEW SOURCE. 
  >>  FRESH, YOUNG, EXUBERANT. 
  >>  AND ALL OURS FOR THE 
  TAKING. 
  >>  WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF 
  THIS BEFORE? 
  >>  COME ON, ANNE, PICK US A 
  CARDION. 
  >>  SURE. 
  >>  COME OUT, NOW, VULTUROS! 
  THE WHEELS OF THE BUS 
  GO ROUND AND ROUND 
  THE DRIVER OF THE BUS 
  GOES MOVE ON BACK 
  MOVE ON BACK 
  MOVE ON BACK 
  THE DRIVER OF THE BUS 
  GOES MOVE ON BACK 
  ALL THROUGH THE TOWN 
  >>>  AGHH! 
  >>  RRR! 
  YOUR ENERGY IS MINE! 
  >>  COMPLETE SUCCESS. 
  WHAT A WINDFALL. 
  PURE ENERGY. 
  >>  THIS IS THE TENTH BUS 
  ATTACKED THIS WEEK. 
  >>  POOR LITTLE TYKES. 
  THEY MUST HAVE BEEN 
  TERRIFIED. 
  >>  I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS 
  ON WHOEVER'S DOING THIS. 
  >>  LUNA, I THINK I'VE 
  FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY'RE 
  GOING TO STRIKE NEXT TIME. 
  >>  YOU HAVE? 
  >>  IT WILL BE A SOUTHSIDE 
  KINDERGARTEN. 
  >>  OKAY, LET'S GO OVER 
  THERE NOW, AND SCOPE OUT THE 
  SITUATION. 
  >>  LOOK AT THOSE GUYS. 
  CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYBODY 
  COULD BE THIS KLUTZY? 
  >>  OH, I CAN THINK OF 
  SOMEONE. 
  >>  REALLY, SERENA, YOU PICK 
  THE WORST TIMES. 
  >>  SAY WHAT? 
  >>  IT'S TIME TO GET WITH 
  THE PROGRAM, SERENA. 
  >>  SURE THING. 
  >>  SO THAT PROVES THAT 
  SAILOR MOON AND SAILOR VENUS 
  ACTUALLY EXIST. 
  >>  WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE 
  YOU? 
  WHY DON'T YOU BRING THEM 
  HERE TO MEET US? 
  >>>  YEAH, WE WANT TO MEET 
  SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE 
  US. 
  THEY REALLY DO EXIST. 
  >>  KIDS, IF YOU BELIEVE IN 
  THEM, YOU'LL SEE THEM. 
  I PROMISE. 
  >>  YOU MADE THIS ALL UP, 
  DIDN'T YOU? 
  >>  IT'S A BIG FIB. 
  YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE WE'RE 
  LITTLE WE'LL SWALLOW 
  ANYTHING YOU TELL US? 
  PRETTY SOON WE'RE NOT GOING 
  TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ANYONE 
  TELLS US. 
  >>  WHAT A CYNIC. 
  YOU KIDS ARE REALLY STARTING 
  TO TICK ME OFF. 
  TALK ABOUT JADED YOUTH. 
  I'M JUST THANKFUL THEY'RE 
  NOT MY KIDS. 
  >>  HI. 
  >>  EVERYBODY SET FOR THE 
  BUS RIDE HOME? 
  I HOPE YOU ALL BEHAVED 
  YOURSELVES FOR OUR VISITOR. 
  I'M AFRAID I CAN'T RIDE ON 
  THE BUS WITH YOU TODAY. 
  >>>  OH! 
  >>  MAYBE I CAN HELP. 
  I NEED TO TAKE A BUS TO GET 
  HOME. 
  >>  YEAH, YOU CAN PROTECT 
  US, FROM THAT BAD CREATURE. 
  >>  WE CAN TAKE CARE OF 
  OURSELVES, LADY. 
  YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US, 
  YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 
  >>  ISN'T THAT THE 
  KINDERGARTEN BUS? 
  >>  YEAH, BUT HOW ARE WE 
  GOING TO GET ON IT? 
  THEY PROBABLY DON'T LET 
  STRANGERS JUST HITCH RIDES. 
  >>  THAT'S WHERE THE LUNA 
  PEN COMES IN. 
  >>  WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE 
  TO BE ME? 
  >>  SERENA! 
  >>  I JUST HOPE I DON'T GET 
  SLIMED BY SOME SLEAZEBALL 
  FROM THE NEGAVERSE. 
  >>  SERENA! 
  >>  OKAY. 
  DISGUISE POWER! 
  CHANGE ME INTO A 
  KINDERGARTEN TEACHER! 
  >>  'BYE, KIDS. 
  >>  STOP THE BUS. 
  SORRY I'M LATE. 
  I'M THE NEW SUBSTITUTE 
  TEACHER. 
  CAN I GET A RIDE WITH YOU? 
  >>  WHAT'S THIS? 
  IS THAT YOU, SERENA? 
  >>  MINA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 
  HERE? 
  >>  DRAIN AWAY ALL THAT 
  YOUNG, FRESH ENERGY. 
  >>  LUNA THINKS THIS BUS 
  MIGHT GET HIT? 
  >>  YEAH, LET'S HOPE SHE'S 
  WRONG. 
  THE WHEELS ON THE BUS 
  GO ROUND AND ROUND 
  ALL OVER THE TOWN 
  THE CHILDREN ON THE BUS 
  GO ROUND AND ROUND 
  ROUND AND ROUND 
  ROUND AND ROUND 
  >>  THE NEGAVERSE MIGHT BE 
  DOING US A FAVOUR, ATTACKING 
  THIS BUS. 
  >>  WHAT'S THAT? 
  >>  OH! 
  >>  TROUBLE! 
  >>>  OH! 
  >>  LET GO OF ME! 
  >>  YOUR TURN. 
  >>  BACK OFF, YOU BIG FRUIT 
  FLY. 
  >>  MINA, I'M SO SCARED. 
  >>  DON'T YOU WORRY. 
  HELP IS ON THE WAY. 
  SHE'S COMING. 
  >>  WHO'S SHE? 
  >>  SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  HERE? 
  >>  THAT'S RIGHT. 
  ANY MINUTE NOW, SAILOR MOON 
  WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN 
  YOU NEED HELP. 
  >>  BACK OFF, YOU UGLY 
  BIRDBRAIN. 
  >>  SENA, YOU OKAY? 
  >>  THIS GETTING BASHED 
  AROUND IS NO FUN. 
  SAILOR MOON TIME. 
  MOON CRYSTAL POWER! 
  >>  WANT TO MAKE A BET ON 
  THAT, VULTURE BREATH? 
  YOU'VE BEEN CIRCLING AROUND 
  THESE POOR LITTLE KIDS LONG 
  ENOUGH. 
  I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, YOUR 
  FLIGHT PLANS HAVE BEEN 
  PERMANENTLY CANCELLED. 
  YOU NEED YOUR FEATHERS 
  PLUCKED, AND I'M GOING TO DO 
  IT. 
  >>  IT'S SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  YOU MEAN SHE IS REAL? 
  >>  BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 
  IT'S TIME YOU GOT YOUR WINGS 
  CLIPPED. 
  >>  NOT LIKELY. 
  >>  KERRIE, I DON'T THINK 
  SAILOR MOON CAN BEAT THIS 
  BIRD. 
  IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD 
  NOW. 
  >>  JUST WATCH. 
  >>  I'VE GOT TO HELP SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  >>  AYE! 
  >>  UH-OH. 
  >>  LET'S CLIP THOSE 
  PONYTAILS NOW! 
  >>  VENUS CRESCENT BEAM! 
  FLASH! 
  >>  SAILOR VENUS, YOU'RE 
  HERE! 
  >>  IS THAT REALLY SAILOR 
  VENUS? 
  >>  IT'S GOT TO BE. 
  >>  I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. 
  >>  JUST IN TIME. 
  >>  RRR! 
  >>  MY CRESCENT BEAM DIDN'T 
  WORK. 
  I'LL TRY IT AGAIN. 
  >>  BE MY GUEST. 
  >>  OH! 
  >>  VENUS CRESCENT BEAM! 
  FLASH! 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>>  SAILOR VENUS! 
  >>  OH! 
  >>>  SAILOR MOON, SAILOR 
  VENUS! 
  >>  THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME 
  WAY TO PLUCK THIS BIRD. 
  >>  AGHH! 
  YOU'RE DONE FOR. 
  >>  CAREFUL, SAILOR VENUS. 
  >>>  THE MOONLIGHT KNIGHT. 
  >>  EVEN IN THE DARKEST 
  TUNNEL, YOU'LL FIND SOME 
  LIGHT. 
  IT'S DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF. 
  BELIEVE IN IT AND YOU'LL SEE 
  IT. 
  >>  JUST BELIEVE IN 
  OURSELVES? 
  >>  WHY NOT? 
  THERE ARE MANY OTHERS WHO 
  ALREADY BELIEVE IN YOU. 
  >>>  SAILOR VENUS, SAILOR 
  MOON, WE BELIEVE IN YOU! 
  >>  TIME TO STAND UP AND 
  PROTECT THE FUTURE. 
  I LEARNED A LOT FROM THESE 
  LITTLE KIDS. 
  BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND 
  NOBODY CAN BEAT YOU. 
  VENUS! 
  VENUS SHOWER! 
  >>  ARGHH! 
  >>  COOL NEW TRICK, HUH? 
  >>  SURE WAS. 
  NOW I'LL FINISH HIM OFF. 
  SCEPTRE INNOVATION! 
  >>  AGHH! 
  I'M DISINTEGRATING. 
  >>  NO, YOU'RE DUSTED. 
  >>>  YEAH! 
  >>  SEE WHAT A GREAT POWER 
  BELIEVING IN YOURSELF CAN 
  BE? 
  >>  THERE'S NO GREATER 
  STRENGTH, SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  FAREWELL. 
  >>  NOW I HAVE A WHOLE NEW 
  POWER. 
  >>  THAT'S RIGHT. 
  AND YOU CERTAINLY USE IT 
  WELL, VENUS. 
  >>  SHE WAS FABULOUS. 
  >>  THERE'S AN EVEN STRONGER 
  POWER. 
  >>  WAY TO GO, GUYS! 
  >>  THEY'RE GREAT. 
  YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM 
  KIDS. 
  >>  WE'D BETTER GO BEFORE 
  THEY TEAR THAT BUS APART. 
  >>>  RIGHT. 
  >>  MINA, SAILOR MOON IS 
  REALLY POWERFUL. 
  >>  SHE SURE IS. 
  >>  BUT SO IS SAILOR VENUS. 
  SHE'LL BE MY FAVOURITE FROM 
  NOW ON. 
  I WANT TO BE AS SMART AS SHE 
  IS WHEN I GROW UP. 
  AND I WANT TO BE AS STRONG 
  AS HER. 

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