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Episode 42 "So You Want To Be In Pictures"

  FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT 
  WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT 
  NEVER RUNNING 
  FROM A REAL FIGHT 
  SHE IS THE ONE 
  NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK 
  ON A FRIEND 
  SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
  >>  THERE'S DARIEN. 
  MISS ME, BIG GUY? 
  >>  YOU SCARED ME. 
  >>  DARIEN, YOU DON'T HAVE 
  TO BE LIKE THAT AROUND ME. 
  >>  HOW COME YOU KNOW MY 
  NAME BUT I DON'T KNOW YOURS? 
  >>  IF HE WANTS TO BE THAT 
  WAY. 
  MY NAME IS SERENA, AND YOU 
  AND I WERE MEANT TO BE 
  TOGETHER. 
  >>  THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL 
  WACKO. 
  >>  DARIEN, YOU REALLY 
  DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 
  I GUESS I'VE GOT MY MEMORIES 
  BACK BUT HE DOESN'T. 
  THAT MEANS HE DOESN'T 
  REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT US. 
  >>  HEY, IT'S THAT 
  HUNKMEISTER I SAW THE OTHER 
  DAY. 
  OW! 
  SERENA, HANG ON TO THAT GUY 
  FOR ME, WILL YOU? 
  >>  HI, ANNE. 
  >>  WHOA, ANOTHER WACKY 
  GIRL. 
  NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE GOT TO 
  GET TO WORK NOW. 
  >>  WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO? 
  I COULD HAVE GOT KILLED 
  TRYING TO GET OVER HERE. 
  >>  WILL YOU LET GO OF MY 
  WRIST RIGHT NOW? 
  >>  SO, HIS NAME'S DARIEN. 
  THANK YOU, SERENA. 
  HEY, DARIEN! 
  MY NAME'S ANNE. 
  >>  ANNE, WHAT ARE YOU UP 
  TO? 
  DARIEN IS MINE. 
  >>  SO DARIEN'S YOUR 
  BOYFRIEND. 
  >>  NOT EXACTLY. 
  >>  THEN HE'S NOT YOURS AT 
  ALL, IS HE? 
  HE'S UP FOR GRABS. 
  I'LL MAKE HIM MINE FOREVER 
  BY PIERCING HIS HEART WITH 
  MY LOVE ARROW. 
  HE WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST 
  ME. 
  >>  AS IF! 
  >>  THIS NEW THREAT REALLY 
  CREEPS ME OUT. 
  I THINK IT'S TOO MUCH FOR 
  SAILOR MOON TO HANDLE ALONE. 
  >>  YEAH, BUT THE OTHER 
  SAILOR SCOUTS ARE LIVING 
  PEACEFUL, NORMAL LIVES. 
  DO WE REALLY HAVE TO DRAG 
  THEM INTO THIS, LUNA? 
  >>  MAJOR DRAG, DARIEN 
  DOESN'T REMEMBER A THING 
  ABOUT ME. 
  IT'S LIKE WE NEVER EXISTED. 
  >>  DON'T WORRY, SERENA, 
  HE'LL PROBABLY BE GETTING 
  HIS MEMORIES BACK REALLY 
  SOON AND SO WILL THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS. 
  >>  YOU DON'T TRUST ME? 
  I CAN PROTECT THE EARTH ALL 
  BY MYSELF. 
  DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? 
  LOOK, BIG SERENA, LITTLE 
  EARTH. 
  RELAX, GUYS, I'VE GOT IT 
  COVERED. 
  >>  YOU'RE RIGHT, SERENA, 
  YOU REALLY WHIPPED QUEEN 
  BERYL INTO SHAPE, SO WE 
  SHOULD HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE 
  IN YOU, RIGHT? 
  >>  THAT'S RIGHT. 
  LEAVE EVERYTHING IN MY 
  CAPABLE HANDS. 
  THE WORLD WON'T HAVE A THING 
  TO WORRY ABOUT. 
  >>  STILL FEEL TOTALLY 
  CONFIDENT, ARTEMIS? 
  >>  DID I SAY THAT? 
  >>  SOMETHING'S HAPPENING 
  WITH THE DOOM TREE. 
  THE LEAVES ARE WITHERING. 
  I DON'T LIKE THIS. 
  WE'RE FEEDING THE THING 
  ENOUGH ENERGY. 
  >>  YOOHOO. 
  HI, ALAN. 
  YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE DAY 
  I'VE HAD. 
  HOW ABOUT SOME ENERGY? 
  >>  ANNE, LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 
  THE DOOM TREE:  IT'S IN 
  TROUBLE. 
  >>  DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE, 
  ALAN. 
  >>  I'M NOT. 
  IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING 
  WELL. 
  WE NEED TO FIND NEW HUMAN 
  ENERGY FOR IT. 
  >>  THAT'S EASILY RECTIFIED. 
  >>  OKAY, ANNE, LET'S HUNT 
  US UP SOME HUMANS. 
  PICK A CARDION, ANY CARDION. 
  >>  OKAY. 
  >>  AH, CARDION MINOTAUR. 
  COME FORTH, WE REQUIRE YOUR 
  SERVICES. 
  >>  NOW I'LL SHOW YOU 
  POSSIBILITIES FOR THE ROLE 
  OF PERRY LSMITH'S SISTER. 
  NOT HER, BUT THIS GIRL. 
  >>  SHE MIGHT DO. 
  >>  I THINK NOT QUITE RIGHT. 
  >>  SHE'S CLOSE. 
  >>  HAIR TOO SHORT. 
  >>  WHY DON'T WE JUST HOLD A 
  GENERAL AUDITION AND PICK 
  ONE? 
  >>  FINE, SCHEDULE IT 
  TOMORROW. 
  >>  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 
  THOSE GIRLS? 
  >>  GOOD POSSIBILITIES... 
  FOR STEALING ENERGY FROM, 
  THAT IS. 
  >>  WHO ARE YOU? 
  THIS ROOM IS FOR STAFF ONLY. 
  YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN 
  HERE. 
  >>  WE WEREN'T AWARE OF 
  THAT. 
  WE'RE SO SORRY. 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>  AND SO THE FEAST BEGINS, 
  MY DEAR. 
  BUT DON'T RUIN YOUR APPETITE 
  ON THESE OLD GEEZERS WHEN 
  WE'VE STILL GOT THE MAIN 
  COURSE. 
  ALL THOSE VIBRANT TEENAGERS. 
  >>  LET'S JUST SKIP THE 
  APPETIZERS AND MOVE ON TO 
  THE MAIN COURSE. 
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A 
  MOVIE. 
  >>  SHH, KEEP IT DOWN, 
  SERENA. 
  I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE, YET. 
  THE CASTING DIRECTOR JUST 
  CALLED AND ASKED IF I COULD 
  COME DOWN FOR AN AUDITION 
  THIS AFTERNOON. 
  >>  GREAT. 
  >>  SERENA? 
  >>  YEAH, MOLL? 
  >>  I'D FEEL A WHOLE LOT 
  MORE COMFORTABLE IF YOU'D 
  COME WITH ME TODAY. 
  >>  I THINK THERE'S A CHANCE 
  I COULD FIT IT IN. 
  >>  YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD 
  FRIEND, SERENA. 
  >>  AND WHILE I'M THERE, 
  MAYBE I COULD SWING MYSELF 
  AN AUDITION. 
  NATURALLY I'LL BE CHOSEN AND 
  BECOME THE HOTTEST NEW 
  MEGASTAR. 
  >>  WOW, METRO STUDIOS. 
  THIS IS EXCITING. 
  >>  HI, LITA. 
  >>  THE SCHOOL GENIUS GOT AN 
  AUDITION, TOO. 
  I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 
  INTERESTED IN THIS KIND OF 
  THING, AMY. 
  >>  I'M NOT REALLY, BUT THE 
  CASTING DIRECTOR TALKED ME 
  INTO IT. 
  I THINK I MIGHT FORGET ABOUT 
  IT. 
  >>  MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT A 
  TRY. 
  >>  EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU TWO 
  HERE FOR THE AUDITION? 
  >>  YES, WE ARE. 
  >>  THEN WHY DON'T WE ALL GO 
  IN TOGETHER? 
  MOVIE STUDIOS ARE SUPPOSED 
  TO BE MAZES AND I WOULDN'T 
  WANT TO GET LOST. 
  I SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF. 
  MY NAME IS RAY. 
  >>  HI, MY NAME IS LITA. 
  >>  AND MY NAME IS AMY. 
  >>  AND MY NAME IS MINA. 
  IT'S NICE TO MEET ALL YOU 
  GUYS. 
  >>> 
  NICE TO MEET YOU. 
  >>  I HAVE THIS WEIRD 
  FEELING THAT I'VE MET YOU 
  BEFORE. 
  >>  I DON'T THINK SO. 
  STRANGE, I FEEL LIKE YOU 
  GUYS ARE FAMILIAR, TOO. 
  >>  IT'S WAY WEIRD, BUT I 
  GOT THIS DEJA VU FLASH, TOO. 
  >>  ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T 
  LET ME IN? 
  >>  NO, MISS. 
  ONLY THOSE BEING AUDITIONED 
  ARE ALLOWED. 
  >>  PLEASE, CAN'T YOU MAKE A 
  TEENY EXCEPTION? 
  >>  ABSOLUTELY NOT. 
  NOW WAIT OUTSIDE. 
  >>  SORRY, SERENA. 
  >>  IT'S THE SCOUTS. 
  >>  HI, GIRLS. 
  IF YOU WERE CALLED FOR THE 
  AUDITION, YOU CAN WAIT IN 
  THIS ROOM HERE. 
  >>  RAY, MINA, LITA, AMY. 
  I SURE MISS THEM. 
  >>  LET'S GET STARTED. 
  >>  EXCUSE ME, SIR. 
  I THINK I'D LIKE TO DROP OUT 
  OF THE AUDITION. 
  >>  I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A 
  SCI-FI FLICK. 
  >>  WHAT A COOL SET. 
  >>  IT'S WHAT MY PLANET NOW 
  LOOKS LIKE. 
  YOU'RE IN FOR MORE 
  SURPRISES. 
  >>  EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT 
  INTERESTED IN AUDITIONING 
  FOR A SCIENCE FICTION FILM. 
  I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW. 
  THANK YOU ANYWAY. 
  >>  YOU HAVE TO STAY. 
  >>  MINOTAUR, COME FORTH! 
  MINOTAUR! 
  >>  AWESOME SPECIAL EFFECTS. 
  >>  IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, 
  I'D THINK THAT WAS REAL. 
  >>  I THINK IT IS REAL. 
  AGHH! 
  >>  GO TO WORK, MINOTAUR. 
  STEAL THEIR ENERGY RIGHT 
  NOW! 
  >>>  AGHH! 
  >>  ALAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO 
  SCARE THEM SILLY. 
  LET'S JUST STEAL THEIR 
  ENERGY. 
  >>  GET SERIOUS, ANNE, THIS 
  IS THE FUN PART. 
  IT'S LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS. 
  >>  YEAH, IF YOU'RE TONE 
  DEAF. 
  I'M OUT OF HERE. 
  I'LL FIND A QUICK HIT OF 
  ENERGY ON MY OWN. 
  >>  WE'RE JUST WALKING 
  AROUND IN CIRCLES. 
  >>  STOP COMPLAINING. 
  IT'S HARD TO FIND A WAY OUT 
  OF HERE. 
  IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN A MAZE. 
  >>  JUST ADMIT IT;  YOU'RE 
  TOTALLY LOST. 
  >>  SERENA, WHAT ARE YOU 
  DOING HERE? 
  >>  WHAT ABOUT YOU? 
  >>  THAT'S NONE OF YOUR 
  LOUSY BUSINESS. 
  >>  NONE OF YOURS EITHER. 
  >>  SORRY, GIRLS. 
  I'M IN A MAJOR HURRY. 
  >>  THAT SOUNDED LIKE... 
  >>  ... DARIEN? 
  >>  AHH, I KNEW IT WAS 
  DARIEN. 
  >>  THIS MUST BE WHERE HE 
  WORKS THEN. 
  >>  I'M GOING TO FOLLOW HIM. 
  >>  NOW WITHOUT ME YOU'RE 
  NOT. 
  >>  DARIEN! 
  >>  OH, THAT GIRL! 
  SHE'S SO EASILY DISTRACTED. 
  WHAT'S THE STRANGE POWER I'M 
  FEELING? 
  >>  WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY 
  OUT OF THIS PLACE. 
  >>  WHERE'S THE EXIT? 
  >>  I CAN'T RUN ANYMORE. 
  >>  ARGHH! 
  >>  I FEEL THIS STRONG URGE 
  TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN 
  RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES. 
  >>  WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT 
  TO FIGHT. 
  >>  MAYBE AN EVIL CHARM WILL 
  WORK ON THIS CREEP. 
  >>  IT'S WORTH A TRY. 
  >>  I BANISH YOU, MONSTER, 
  NOW! 
  >>  ARRR! 
  >>  HI-YA! 
  >>  THEY'RE REALLY 
  SOMETHING. 
  THEY FIGHT AGAINST EVIL, 
  EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT 
  WARRIORS. 
  >>  HOW COULD I LOSE 
  DARIEN? 
  IT'S BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF 
  ENERGY. 
  I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING 
  FAST TO FIND SOME ENERGY 
  BEFORE I TOTALLY... 
  DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BE OKAY. 
  JUST HAVE A LITTLE SNOOZE 
  AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 
  >>  WHAT KIND OF A CREATURE 
  IS THIS? 
  >>  NO ONE BEATS A MINOTAUR! 
  >>  WATCH OUT! 
  >>  SOMEBODY HELP ME! 
  >>  AGHH! 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >>  DON'T TELL ME I'M LOST 
  AGAIN. 
  ARE THE AUDITIONS FINISHED 
  YET? 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 
  WAITING FOR? 
  THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO 
  GET AWAY. 
  >>  RIGHT! 
  >>  WHERE CAN THAT ANNE BE? 
  MINOTAUR, IT'S UP TO YOU, 
  NOW. 
  >>  ARRR! 
  >>  THIS THING IS STRONG. 
  WHAT CAN I DO? 
  THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE. 
  I'VE GOT TO TURN THEM BACK 
  INTO SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  >>  WHAT A WEIRD MOVIE SET. 
  >>  SERENA! 
  >>  LUNA, WHAT? 
  >>  IT'S ABOUT TIME. 
  TRANSFORM YOURSELF, NOW! 
  >>  TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON 
  IN HERE, FIRST. 
  >>  THERE'S NO TIME, QUICK! 
  >>  OKAY! 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
  >>  ARRR! 
  >>  HEY, YOU WITH THE HORNS. 
  I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP 
  TO, BUT I'M HERE TO STOP 
  YOU. 
  >>  SMOOTH OPENING LINE, 
  SERENA. 
  >>  I STAND FOR LOVE AND 
  JUSTICE AND LIVE TO DUMP 
  TRASH LIKE YOU. 
  ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I 
  WILL PUNISH YOU. 
  >>  NOT LIKELY. 
  >>  POOR GIRL. 
  >>  THIS SEEMS SO FAMILIAR. 
  >>  RELAX, BONEHEAD, I'LL 
  MAKE YOU NORMAL AGAIN. 
  THE MOON CRESCENT WAND! 
  I LOST IT! 
  >>  THIS IS NUTS. 
  WHY ARE WE STANDING HERE? 
  WE'VE GOT TO HELP HER BEAT 
  THIS THING. 
  WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 
  >>  IT'S COMING BACK TO 
  THEM, AS THEY WATCH SAILOR 
  MOON FIGHT. 
  SHE'S GETTING FRIED. 
  >>  AGHH! 
  I'M LOSING ENERGY. 
  >>  YOU'RE MINE! 
  >>  END OF THE LINE, MOON 
  GIRL. 
  >>  QUICK, YOU GIRLS HAVE TO 
  HELP SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  THAT CAT TALKED. 
  >>  WHAT DID YOU SAY? 
  >>  I HOPE YOU WON'T REGRET 
  THIS, BUT YOU GIRLS HAVE GOT 
  TO HELP SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  HOW CAN WE? 
  >>  THE LUNA MIND MELD, OF 
  COURSE. 
  >>  HUH! 
  >>  MERCURY POWER TRANSFORM! 
  >>  MARS POWER TRANSFORM! 
  >>  JUPITER POWER TRANSFORM! 
  >>  VENUS POWER TRANSFORM! 
  >>  BET YOU'RE GLAD WE'RE 
  BACK. 
  >>  TO SAVE YOUR BUTT, HUH, 
  SAILOR MOON? 
  >>  IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 
  >>  GUESS WHAT, AMY? 
  I HEARD THEY CANCELLED THAT 
  MOVIE BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR 
  AND THE PRODUCER ARE IN THE 
  HOSPITAL FOR EXHAUSTION. 
  >>  IT WAS THAT MINOTAUR. 
  >>  IT'S NO BIG DEAL FOR ME 
  BECAUSE I'VE GOT TO GET DOWN 
  TO MY STUDIES. 
  >>  THAT MEATBALL HEAD 
  SERENA, BRAYING LIKE A 
  DONKEY. 
  WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BAIL HER 
  OUT OF SOME MESS. 
  >>  IT SOUNDS LIKE OLD 
  TIMES, DOESN'T IT? 
  I HOPE YOU GIRLS DON'T MIND 
  I GAVE YOU BACK YOUR 
  MEMORIES. 
  >>  I'LL TAKE BEING A SAILOR 
  SCOUT ANY DAY. 
  FORGET THAT BORING PEACEFUL 
  LIFE. 
  FIGHTING THE NEGAVERSE, 
  >>  IF PEOPLE START THINKING 
  YOU'RE A FLAKE, YOU GET 
  TREATED LIKE A FLAKE. 
  I SPEAK FROM PERSONAL 
  EXPERIENCE. 
  >>  YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IF 
  SHE'S GOING TO BE THERE FOR 
  YOU. 
  >>  SHE'S NEVER ON TIME FOR 
  ANYTHING. 
  >>  SHE NEVER TAKES ANYTHING 
  SERIOUSLY. 
  >>  WE JUST CAN'T COUNT ON 
  HER. 
  >>  YOU LOSE MORE THAN YOUR 
  FRIENDS' RESPECT WHEN YOU'RE 
  UNRELIABLE. 
  YOU MISS OUT ON ALL SORTS OF 
  OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE PEOPLE 
  DON'T BELIEVE YOU'LL COME 
  THROUGH FOR THEM. 
  DON'T BE A FLAKE. 
  FLAKES MISS OUT ON ALL SORTS 
  OF STUFF. 
  >>  DO PRACTICE WHAT YOU 
  PREACH, SERENA. 

  FIGHTING EVIL 
  BY MOONLIGHT 
  WINNING LOVE 
  BY DAYLIGHT 
  NEVER RUNNING 
  FROM A REAL FIGHT 
  SHE IS THE ONE 
  NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  SHE WILL NEVER 
  TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
  SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
  TO DEFEND 
  SHE IS THE ONE 
  ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
  SHE IS THE ONE 
  NAMED SAILOR MOON! 
  SHE IS THE ONE! 
  SAILOR MOON! 
  . 
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