Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 38 "Fractious Friends" >> GIVE UP, SAILOR MOON! YOU'RE NAILED! >> YOU'RE SUCH A BIGMOUTH, MARS. ALL TALK, NO ACTION. >> YOU'LL GET ACTION, THEN YOU'LL WHINE AS USUAL. >> GIVE US THE WAND. >> DON'T MAKE US COME GET IT. >> IT'S OVER. DON'T BE STUBBORN. >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WE'RE NOT WAITING ALL NIGHT. MARS FIRE... IGNITE! GUESS I OVERDID IT. >> SMOOTH MOVE, PYRO! YOU NEARLY MELTED MY BOOTS. >> OOPS! >> WHERE'S THIS ENERGY COMING FROM? >> THERE'S FRICTION BETWEEN SAILOR MOON AND THE OTHERS. THE SILVER CRYSTAL MUST BE REACTING. >> FRICTION? >> SO I'M TOLD. NINJANA, GIVE US YOUR REPORT. >> YES, MASTER. >> LET'S HOPE SHE'S RELIABLE. >> SHE'S THE BEST. SHE'S BEEN WATCHING THE SCOUTS. TELL US WHAT YOU'VE GOT. >> HERE. >> WHAT'S THIS? >> TAKE A LOOK. THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST SAILOR MOON. THEY WANT TO KICK HER OUT, KEEP THE CRYSTAL, AND CHOOSE A NEW LEADER. >> OR IT COULD BE A TRICK! IT LOOKS REAL, BUT IT COULD BE A TRAP. CHECK SOME MORE BEFORE WE MOVE. >> NINJANA DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES. >> YOU QUESTION MY ORDERS? >> YOU HEARD THE QUEEN. >> I'LL BE IN TOUCH. >> NICE; PERFECT FOR MY BLACK DRESS. >> WHO ARE YOU? >> NO ONE YOU SHOULD MESS WITH! >> CALL THE POLICE! >> NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE. >>> AAH! >> CAREER'S OVER, CREEP! >> IT'S SAILOR MOON! >> I'M SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! >> I'M TREMBLING. >> CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? >> I'M BUSY HERE. >> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AS ONE. >> I AM ONE! >> LEADERSHIP'S GONE TO YOUR HEAD. >> PRIMA DONN >> MAYBE WE SHOULD SETTLE THIS AFTER WE HANDLE THE BURGLAR? >> NO, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON TOO LONG. >> THIS IS MUTINY! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! >> LOOKS LIKE WE JUST DID. >> WE'RE SICK OF FOLLOWING A DINGBAT! >> DINGBAT! A HOTHEAD WHO BURNS PEOPLE'S FEET IS BETTER? >>> YOU'RE WORSE! YOU'RE COMPLETELY DUMB! I WANT OUT! >> WHAT'S THE PAPARAZZI DOING HERE? >> WHAT A SCOOP! THE SAILOR SCOUTS FIGHTING! THIS WILL BE FRONT PAGE! >>> ENOUGH ALREADY! >> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE? >> THAT'S A SECRET. ANY TRUTH TO THE BUZZ THAT YOU'RE SPLITSVILLE? SAILOR MOON? >> YOU'RE FROM ONE OF THOSE CANDID CAMERA SHOWS, RIGHT? MY FRIENDS ARE PLAYING A JOKE! HOPING I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF, RIGHT? >> IS IT TRUE? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO DISH ABOUT THE REAL SAILOR MOON! WE'LL PAY BIG BUCKS! >> I'M OUT OF HERE! >> NO COMMENT! >> SOMEONE MUST HAVE SOME DIRT! HUH? >> I HOPE THEY DON'T SPILL. >> SAILOR MOON! COULD YOU HELP US DOWN? >> RIGHT. SORRY... >> SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT REPORTER. >> BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HER. >> GOOD THING SAILOR MOON SHOWED UP, OR THAT BURGLAR COULD HAVE CLEANED US OUT. >> MUST HAVE BEEN SCARY. >> YEAH, BUT WHAT'S SCARIER IS THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE TALKING ABOUT SPLITTING UP. >> FOR REAL? YOU MUST BE WRONG. WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO WHEN SAILOR MOON IS SO COOL? >> SHE'S SPACEY. >> SPACEY? >> HELLO! >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> NANCY VARGESS, "DAILY SURPRISE". COULDN'T HELP HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT THE SAILOR SCOUTS. I WANT THE LATEST. >> NO COMMENT. >> I HEARD YOU. YOU MUST HAVE INSIDE INFO. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ROBBERY? >> ASK HER. IT'S HER STORE. >> OH, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT PYJAMAS. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? >> YOU TALK FAST. >> PART OF THE JOB! SO GIVE ME THE GOODS ABOUT THE SPAT THEY WERE IN... >> I COULDN'T SAY. I MUST HAVE BEEN IN SHOCK. SERENA, WAIT! >> IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER. >> THAT WAS CLOSE. HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE OUR SCHOOL IS? >> I'M GETTING BAD VIBES. >> FASTER! WE CAN'T LET HER GET AWAY! >> THAT'S IT! YOU CAN'T USE MY BUTT FOR PRACTISE KICKS! TRY THIS, MARS! >> THIS IS YOUR GIG. BUT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LITTLE DIRT, YOU WANT TO CALL THINGS OFF. AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T RESPECT YOU. >> MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA, BUT THERE MUST BE A WAY TO FIND AN ENTRANCE TO THE NEGAVERSE THAT DOESN'T HURT. >> IF YOU WANT TO FREE TUXEDO MASK, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO TAKE A FEW KNOCKS. >> BUT COULDN'T WE PRACTISE MORE GENTLY? >> WHAT A WIMP! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ROLUNTEERED TO FAKE OUT THE NEGAVERSE. THEY'LL THINK YOU WA TO QUIT THEN COME TAKE YOU BACK WITH THEM. >> I DON'T LIKE THIS. >> IT'S TOO LATE NOW. THE NEGAVERSE HAS ITS FEELERS OUT. IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US BEFORE. >> KEEP IT DOWN; MY HEAD HURTS. >> ARTEMIS, HAS THE "DAILY SURPRISE" REPORTED THE ROBBERY? >> SURE. THAT REPORTER WAS IN ON THE WHOLE THING. >>> WHAT? >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> LOOK AT THIS! SERENA, CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR JAWS SHUT? >> WHAT? >> YOUR MOUTH IS HUGE! >> TALK ABOUT A BIG MOUTH! >> MAYBE IT'S THE ANGLE? >> STOP FIGHTING. WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT REPORTER. NANCY VARGESS USUALLY WORKS ON INTERNATIONAL STORIES, NOT PIDDLY STORE ROBBERIES. >> YOU THINK THE NEGAVERSE GOT HER? >> YES. >> THAT MEANS I'M A BETTER ACTOR THAN I THOUGHT. THAT'S COOL! THE NEGAVERSE THINKS I WANT TO DITCH YOU! >> YOU MEAN WE WANT TO DITCH YOU. >> THAT TOO. >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. >> ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? WE CAN CALL IT OFF. >> PIECE OF CAKE! >> I KNOW YOU CAN, BUT WE'LL BE STANDING BY IF YOU GET INTO TROUBLE. >> GUARANTEED IF SERENA'S INVOLVED. >> WHAT'S THAT MEAN? RAE, I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU WANT ME TO REALLY QUIT. >> DO YOU MEAN THAT? >> SHE'S MADE IT CLEAR SHE WANTS TO BE LEADER. >> THAT'S HISTORY! >> OH, YEAH? I CAN DO IT LONGER THAN YOU! >> WANNA BET? >> ANYONE GOT SOME ASPIRIN? >> THIS IS THE PLACE. >>> WHOA! >> SHE MUST TAKE MILLIONS OF PICTURES TO PAY FOR THIS PLACE. >> STOP GAWKING AND RING THE BELL! >> ALL RIGHT. >>> GOOD LUCK! >> OKAY... >> MAY I HELP YOU? >> NANCY VARGESS? I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM SAILOR MOON. >> REALLY? HER GRAMMAR'S HORRIBLE. SHE WANTS TO MEET ME AT THE PARK AT 11:00 TONIGHT, AND TO COME ALONE. WILL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH THE "DAILY SURPRISE", DISCUSS LEAVING THE SCOUTS. HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS? DO YOU KNOW HER? >> MY FRIEND MOLLY FOUND IT AFTER THE BURGLARY, BUT SHE WAS TOO SHY TO COME... >> HOPE IT WASN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO BRING. >> NO, IT WAS ON MY WAY TO THE LIBRARY! >> SO SAILOR MOON WANTS OUT! >> BERYL'S RESTLESS. WHAT'S UP? >> SEE FOR YOURSELF. >> YOU'RE TURNING INTO A BAT. >> SNIDEMEISTER! CHECK IT OUT. >> SHE CAN'T SPELL. >> I'M MEETING SAILOR MOON TONIGHT. I ASSUME YOU'RE COMING? >> YES. WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS HER SURRENDER. >> WON'T BE LONG NOW. SCARY PLACE, BUT I'LL GO THROUGH WITH THIS TO FIND THE ENTRANCE TO THE NEGAVERSE. I'LL SHOW THEM. >> SAILOR MOON? >> HOW'D YOU GET HERE? >> LOOK, I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS. >> SORRY, BUT I'M NOT USED TO SQUEALING TO THE PRESS. >> LET'S GET STARTED. >> OKAY. >> YOU'RE QUITTING THE HERO BUSINESS? >> YEAH, TOO MUCH COMPETITION AND JEALOUSY. >> YEAH. SO I HEARD. >> OH! THE BURGLAR! >> MORE THAN A BURGLAR! WELCOME, MALACHITE. >> MALACHITE! >> ALWAYS A PLEASURE! >> WHY ARE YOU HERE? IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING, I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED TIME WITH THIS AIRHEAD. >> WHO'S AN AIRHEAD? >> MUST HAVE BEEN MISQUOTED. >> LET'S STICK TO BUSINESS. HERE'S THE DEAL: GIVE US THE CRYSTAL, AND WE'LL LET YOU COME BACK WITH US. >> JUST BECAUSE I QUIT THE SAILOR SCOUTS, I WOULDN'T WORK FOR THE NEGAVERSE! I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DEAL! >> NOT EVEN TO SAVE TUXEDO MASK? HE'S NOT DOING SO WELL. >> YOU'RE BLUFFING. >> NO, HE'S VERY WEAK. WE'RE NOT SURE HOW LONG HE'LL LAST. THAT LAST BATTLE TOOK IT OUT OF HIM. I'M SURE HE'D FEEL BETTER WITH YOU AROUND. COME BACK AND YOU'LL BE TOGETHER. >> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME. >> YES, HE DOES. THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T DESTROYED YOU. >> LIAR! >> I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT! IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, HAND OVER THE WAND NOW! >> IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, MAYBE I CAN TRICK HIM AND SAVE DARRIEN. >> WHAT'LL IT BE, PRINCESS? >> I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. >> WHICH IS? >> BRING TUXEDO MASK HERE AND I'LL MAKE HIM BETTER, THEN GIVE YOU THE WAND. IS IT A DEAL? >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE'D GIVE UP THE WAND! >> MALACHITE, WE'VE GOT COMPANY. SHOULD I GET RID OF THEM? >> THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT ANYMORE. >> SO, IS IT A DEAL? IF NOT, DON'T WASTE MY TIME! >> TUXEDO MASK ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO TRAVEL. >> THEN FORGET IT. EW! >> HE'S THROUGH THAT WARP HOLE, WITH YOUR FREEDOM! QUEEN BERYL WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> KIND OF CREEPY. >> AFRAID? >> NO! BUT IF I GO, DON'T LET THE SAILOR BRATS FOLLOW ME. >> WHY IS SHE CALLING US BRATS? >> IT'S PART OF THE PLAN. >> I DON'T KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE WARP. NO OFFENCE, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU. >> YOU'RE NOT SO DUMB AFTER ALL. >> HELP! >> HELP! >> WHERE'S THAT CRYSTAL? >> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU! >> POOR SOUL! IT NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND TO DOUBLECROSS US? TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT A SCOUT. THEY COULD HAVE HELPED. >> THEY'LL BE HERE! THEY'RE STILL YOUR ENEMY! >> YOU THINK THEY'D SAVE YOU? >> WE SHOULD HELP. >> STICK TO HER PLAN. >> RIGHT! REMEMBER DARRIEN. WE HAVE TO GET READINGS ON THAT WARP HOLE WITH YOUR COMPUTER. >> HAND OVER THE WAND. YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. YOU'RE RETIRED. >> DON'T DO IT! >> SHE WON'T. >> YOUR FRIENDS OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE. >> MAYBE THEY REALLY DO WANT TO GET RID OF ME... WAS THAT THE POINT OF THIS? >> I CAN'T STAND IT! LET'S GO! >> ME, TOO! >> NO, GO WITH THE PLAN! >> I'M LOSING PATIENCE. >> THE PLAN'S FAILED AND THEY'LL GET THE WAND. >> AND THE CRYSTAL. >> NO, THEY WON'T. >> SAILOR MARS! >> IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. SHE LEFT IT IN MY ROOM, SO I KEPT IT. >> THAT WASN'T RIGHT. >> IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT IT. >> SURE? >> HELP! >> GIVE UP! >> NOT WITHOUT SEEING DARRIEN! >> THAT WON'T HAPPEN! >> HOW WILL SHE FIGHT? >> SAILOR SCOUTS, I NEED HELP! >> HELP ME PROTECT THE CRYSTAL. SAILOR SCOUTS, CHARGE! >> IT'S ABOUT TIME. >> BACK OFF! SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE! I AM MARS! >> I AM MERCURY! >> SAILOR JUPITER! >> SAILOR VENUS! >> WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS! >> CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE! >> NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. >> YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP. THE SCOUTS ARE STILL A TEAM. >> WELL, EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES! MARS FIRE... IGNITE! >> THAT FEELS GOOD! >> JUPITER THUNDER... >> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM... >> CRASH! >> SMASH! >> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! UNTIL NEXT TIME! >> GIVE ME THAT CRYSTAL! >> TRANSFORM HER! >> BETTER MULTIPLY MY ODDS, SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU! WHICH ONE GOES FIRST? >> I WILL. MERCURY BUBBLES... BLAST! >> FEEL KIND OF LOST? YOU ARE, BUT NOT FOR LONG. I'M SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT'S YOU! >> TRY IT! >> MARS FIRE... IGNITE! >> SHE'S PAST TENSE. MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> SURE. BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH MY WAND? >> YOU LEFT IT UNDER MY BED! >> WHY'D YOU WAIT SO LONG TO SAVE ME? >> WE WERE TRYING TO GET READINGS ON THE WARP HOLE. >> WHAT WAS YOUR CUE? MY FACE TURNING BLUE? >> YOU'RE SUCH A WHINER! >> TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! >> WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? >> I DO, BUT THEY'RE NOT INVITED. This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is not always identical to the actual TV dialogue. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Captions were recorded to text by 'Castle in the Sky' http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/5976