Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 34 "Ski Bunny Blues" >> HEY, YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT. THE MISS MOON PRINCESS CONTEST AT THE PINE CONE SKI RESORT. I GOTTA ENTER THIS FOR SURE, DON'T YOU THINK. >> YOU WANT TO ENTER SOME SKI BUNNY CONTEST? >> I WAS HOPING YOU'D WANT TO MAKE A SKI WEEKEND OUT OF IT WITH ME. >> LET ME SEE THAT. >> OH! >> HEY, THE WINNER GETS TWO WEEKS FREE. SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST. >> I DON'T THINK LUNA AND ARTEMIS WILL BE VERY HAPPY KNOWING WE'RE GOING OFF TO PLAY. >> YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING THE NEGAVERSE, RIGHT. >> BESIDES, WE'LL NEVER GET A ROOM THERE AT THE LAST MINUTE. >> COULDN'T WE JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET THERE? PEOPLE ALWAYS CANCEL. >> YOU GUYS CAN STAY AT MY PLACE. >> YOU HAVE A PLACE THERE? >> ACTUALLY, IT BELONGS TO MY PARENTS, BUT I GO UP ALL THE TIME. >> COOL! YOU'RE GOING TO COME WITH US, RIGHT? >> YEAH. I ALWAYS GO UP THIS TIME OF YEAR TO PRACTICE MY DRUMMING, BANG OUT SOME NEW SONGS. >> THIS CONTEST IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. THOSE SILLY SCOUTS WILL BE LURED INTO IT FOR SURE. >> THEY'RE NOT IDIOTS, MALACHITE. IT WOULD BE GOOD TO QUIT UNDERESTIMATING THEIR POWERS. ZOISITE DIDN'T, LOOK WHERE IT GOT HER. SAILOR MOON MAY SEEM LIKE A CLUMSY CRY-BABY, BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE SHE'S TOUGHER THAN ANY SHE-LION. >> I KNOW THIS PLAN WILL WORK. >> RIGHT. IF YOU ASK ME, MALACHITE, THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT CRYSTAL IS TO LURE SAILOR MOON HERE. >> AND YOU'RE SUCH AN EXPERT, DARIAN. YOU KNOW THE ONLY REASON I TOLERATE YOU IS BECAUSE OF QUEEN BERYL'S ORDERS. SO I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! GOT IT! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I'M GOING TO GET THE IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. I PROMISE YOU, ZOISITE, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. >> WOW, IT'S GORGEOUS! >> THIS WEEKEND'S GOING TO BE SO FUN. >> ARE YOU SURE LUNA AND ARTEMIS WEREN'T TOO MAD, LINA? >> OH, NO. THEY SAID IT WOULD GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON ALL THEIR WORK. >> SO, ARTEMIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST WAY TO BEAT QUEEN BERYL? ARTEMIS? THAT CAT, HE'S SUCH A LAZY BONES. OF COURSE, I COULD USE A LITTLE CAT NAP AFTER ALL THE TRAINING WE'VE BEEN PUTTING IN. TAKE A SNOOZE; I'LL THINK BETTER. >> JUST MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME, OKAY. WE'VE GOT THE PLACE TO OURSELVES. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A SLACKER. I MEAN, I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE LOADED. >> SO WHY DO YOU WORK AT THE TEMPLE IF YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS? >> WHAT? ARE YOU GOING TO KICK ME OUT NOW, RAY? >> NOT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SING. >> ARE YOU GUYS READY? I REALLY WANT TO HIT THOSE SLOPES. >>> LET'S GO! >> I'M SKIING! LOOK AT ME, YOU GUYS, I'M SKIING! >> WASN'T OUR INSTRUCTOR A HUNKSTER. >> YEAH, I'LL SAY. >> AND VERY INFORMATIVE, TOO. I THINK I CAN FACE THE BUNNY SLOPE ALONE. >> HEY, THERE'S CHAT AND RAY. >> WHOA, THEY'RE FAST. >> I HOPE I CAN SKI LIKE THAT SOME DAY. >> HEY, YOU GUYS GOT TO GO UP THERE. IT'S TOTALLY WICKED. >> IT'S NOT MY THING. >> YEAH, I END UP ON MY FACE INSTEAD OF MY FEET. >> I'LL JUST STICK TO THE EASY SLOPES, THANKS. >> WHERE'S THE BUNNY HILL? >> SARINA, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IN THE MISS MOON CONTEST YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO DO THE TOUGHEST RUN - THE DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND. YOU CAN ONLY QUALIFY FOR THE CONTEST IF YOU FINISH THE RUN. THAT'S HOW THEY NARROW DOWN THE FIELD EVERY YEAR. >> WAY UP THERE? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF, SARINA. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE ALL YOU GUYS ROOTING FOR ME. SEE YOU LATER. >> WHAT! THAT BRAT, WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS. >> IS EVERYTHING READY? >> YES, MASTER. >> ONCE YOU TRAP SAILOR MOON SHE'LL HAVE TO REVEAL HERSELF. I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT THAT IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IN MY HANDS. UNDERSTAND? >> I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. >> IT'S SO HIGH. ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SKI DOWN THIS WAY? >> YOU SKI DOWN THE OTHER SIDE WHERE IT'S WAY STEEPER. >> EW! >> THEY ALL LOOK SO PROFESSIONAL. IT'S NOT FAIR. >> HELLO, LADIES. NICE TO SEE ALL OF YOU OUT THERE. I HOPE YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK OVER THE RACE COURSE WE DESIGNED FOR YOU. BY POPULAR DEMAND, WE'VE ADDED A FEW MORE JUMPS AND TURNS THIS YEAR. AND NOW, TO REMIND YOU OF ALL THE RULES, IS LAST YEAR'S PRINCESS - MISS STORMY KINCADE. >>> YEAH! >> FIRST, I'D LIKE TO WISH ALL OF YOU GOOD LUCK. REMEMBER, YOU MUST FINISH THE ENTIRE COURSE TO QUALIFY FOR THE REST OF THE CONTEST. BUT SPEED'S IMPORTANT TOO, SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO BOOGIE DOWN THAT HILL. FIRST PLACE GETS 50 EXTRA POINTS ADDED TO HER SCORE. SKIERS, ARE YOU READY. ON YOUR MARK... GET SET... GO! >> SARINA, DON'T CRY, JUST DO LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR SAID. >> AAHH! >> SARINA, USE YOUR SNOW PLOUGH, REMEMBER, IT WILL SLOW YOU DOWN. STORMY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> TIME TO NARROW THE FIELD OF COMPETITION A LITTLE. >> MOGULS? WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM? I COULD SWEAR THOSE WEREN'T THERE BEFORE. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE GUY MEANT BY NEW JUMPS. HUH? NO WAY! >> HELP! I CAN'T STOP! >> TOO LATE NOW, SARINA. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD TO COME UP HERE. >> AAHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I CAN'T STOP THESE THINGS! >> THERE ARE ONLY TWO SKIERS LEFT, SO ONE'S GOT TO BE THE KEEPER OF THE IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL. >> AAHH! >> RAY, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. >> USE YOUR SNOW PLOUGH, LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR SAID. >> IF I ONLY LISTENED TO MY INSTRUCTOR INSTEAD OF ADMIRING HIS BLUE EYES. >> AAH! >> YOU'VE GOT TO GET CONTROL, THERE'S AN AVALANCHE COMING. >> AS IF I HAVE ANY CONTROL. >> THAT AVALANCHE IS RIGHT ON RAY'S TRAIL. SHE AND SARINA COULD BE IN TROUBLE. >> HURRY! >> LET'S UP THE STAKES A LITTLE. ARG! >> I'M GONNA CRASH AND BURN! >> RAY, DON'T LOOK BACK! YOU JUST KEEP SKIING, I'LL BLOCK THAT SNOW BALL FOR YOU. >> STOP WHERE YOU ARE! STAY THERE! AAHH! >> IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE WAS YELLING AT ME. >> GOT YOU NOW, SAILOR BRAT. YOU WON'T ESCAPE FROM BLIZZARD'S ICE TRAP. >> AAHH! HELP! >> GIVE IT UP, RAY, IT'S WAY TOO SLIPPERY. >> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT THAT WAY. >> OOF! >> TOLD YOU SO; YOU NEVER LISTEN. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, MISS GIVER-UPPER, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO STAY AND TURN INTO A POPCYCLE. >> YOU'RE SO STUBBORN. JUST BE PATIENT, I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL FIND US. >> YEAH, LIKE SOME NEGAVERSE CREEP AFTER YOUR CRYSTAL, OR HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED OUT THAT THEY'RE THE ONE'S BEHIND THIS! >> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHASED ME INTO THIS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I MIGHT WIN THE RACE. >> LIKE YOU COULD EVER REALLY MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE, SARINA. >> SHE'S RIGHT. >> IT'S NOT FAIR. I BET I USED TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING WHEN I WAS A PRINCESS. >> HEY, TUXEDO MASK. >> HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE. >> IT'S NOT WORTH BREAKING MY NECK OVER. WE'LL WAIT. >> I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PLAYING THIS, RAY, BUT IT REALLY CHEERS ME UP WHEN I GET BUMMED OUT. >> I'M SUCH A TOTAL MEATBALL HEAD. RAY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. IT MUST BE THE PITS TO BE REMINDED OF DARIAN RIGHT NOW. >> ACTUALLY, IT'S NICE TO THINK ABOUT HIM. BUT I KNOW IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. >> NO WAY. HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. >> NAH, IT WAS JUST A SILLY CRUSH. I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW DARIAN WASN'T INTERESTED IN ME BUT I DIDN'T CARE. IT WAS STILL FUN BELIEVING HE WAS REALLY MY GUY, YOU KNOW. IT WASN'T LIKE YOU AND DARIAN. THAT'S SOLID. >> NOT ANY MORE. >> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN BRAIN-WASHED AND THOSE NEGA- DWEEBS ARE TRYING TO TURN HIM AGAINST US. BUT WE'LL GET HIM BACK, JUST LIKE WE GOT THAT CRYSTAL. I PROMISE YOU. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH, I WISH WE COULD JUST GO BLASTING INTO THE NEGAVERSE AND DUST THEM OFF. >> SAILOR AMBUSH. >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. GET A GRIP, OKAY. >> HOW COME YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE SCOUT SOONER, SO WE COULD THINK TO TRANSFORM OUT OF HERE? >> GIVE ME A BREAK. I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK OF EVERYTHING NOW, IS THAT IT? WHAT AM I, LIKE YOUR SERVANT NOW? >> WELL, I AM ROYALTY. >> A ROYAL PAIN IS WHAT YOU ARE. >> MARS POWER! >> HUH? >> ARE YOU GUYS COOL HERE? GOT THROUGH AS FAST AS I COULD. >> CHAD? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? >> AVALANCHE SURFING. COME ON, I DUG A TUNNEL TO THE TOP OF THE CLIFF. >> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. >> STORMY, YOU CAME FOR US. >> PLEASE CALL ME BLIZZARD. MY AS WELL GET FRIENDLY BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE DEEP FREEZE. >> I KNEW THE NEGAVERSE WAS BEHIND THIS. >> SO THIS WHOLE CONTEST WAS TOTALLY BOGUS? >> THAT'S RIGHT, SAILOR MOON. HAND OVER THAT CRYSTAL. >> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? >> DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, YOU LITTLE TWIT! I KNOW YOU'RE THE PRINCESS, IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU. >> WELL, I AM KIND OF A PRINCESS AT HEART. I MEAN, NO POINT IN BEING HUMBLE ABOUT IT. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A KARATE CHICK. >> I'M SAILOR MOON. >> STOP, I KNOW WHO I'M AFTER, YOU JUST WANT TO CONFUSE ME. >> AAH! >> I'LL PROTECT YOU! >> HE'S FROZEN SOLID. >> COME ON, SARINA, LET'S PUT THIS ICE QUEEN BACK ON ICE. >> WHAT IF SHE TURNS US INTO ICICLES, TOO, RAY? >> SHOW SOME GUTS WOULD YOU. >> PREPARE FOR A MELTDOWN. >> PRISM POWER! >> MARS POWER! >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? YOU'RE BOTH SAILOR SCOUTS? >> THAT'S RIGHT! >> I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE AND SWORN ENEMY OF THE NEGAVERSE! >> ON BEHALF OF THE MOON AND BEHALF OF MARS, WE WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER ALL EVIL. >> WE ARE SAILOR SCOUTS. AND YOU, NEGA-TRASH ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. >> I'M NOT IMPRESSED. TAKE THAT! >> MARS POWER... IGNITE! >> SO LONG, SAILOR. >> HOLD IT, BLITHER. >>> TUXEDO MASK, YOU CAME BACK. >> SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MARS, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS, BLIZZARD. QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT IMPERIUM CRYSTAL, YOU SLUSH BRAIN, AND FOR THAT WE NEED SAILOR MOON IN ONE PIECE. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. + >> AAHH! >> NO PROBLEM, I GOT PLENTY. >> TUXEDO MASK, DON'T, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS. DON'T YOU REMEMBER, WE USED TO FIGHT THE NEGAVERSE TOGETHER. YOU'VE ALWAYS PROTECTED US. SAILOR MOON IS THE MOON PRINCESS, THE ONE YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR. >> THINK OF ALL THOSE LONG YEARS. YOU MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING? >> PLEASE, TUXEDO MASK, YOU CAN'T BETRAY US NOW. >> GIVE ME A BREAK. (wicked laughter) >> HUH? >>> HE SAVED US! >> WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY? >> HURRY, NOW IS OUR CHANCE. >> RIGHT. >> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! >> SAILOR MOON, I SAVED YOU THIS TIME. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. WE'RE ENEMIES NOW. UNTIL NEXT TIME... I'LL GET THAT CRYSTAL. >> I'LL SET YOU FREE AGAIN, DARIAN. I PROMISE. >> CHAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? IT'S RAY. WAKE UP, CHAD. COME ON, GUY. >> IS HE ALL RIGHT? >> I THINK SO. >> HEY, WHAT GIVES? HOW DID I GET HERE? WHAT HAPPENED? >> I HOPE STORMY BRINGS HELP SOON, I'M STARVING. >> HEY, HE'S COMING TO. >> ALL RIGHT, CHAD, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU WOKE UP. >> RAY, SARINA, ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH, WE HAD A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH SOME WACKO SKI BUNNY, BUT YOU SCARED HER AWAY. >> I DID? HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER THAT. >> TRUST ME, CHAD, YOU WERE WICKED. JUST LIKE IN ALL THOSE KARATE MOVIES. REALLY. GRAMPA WILL BE SO PROUD, WON'T HE, RAY? >> OF COURSE. >> NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE A HERO. (all laughing) >> FINALLY, SO YOU THERE YOU ARE. >> UH? >> I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HURT. >> DON'T MIND HER. SHE JUST FOUND OUT OUR SKI INSTRUCTOR'S MARRIED. >> BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU TAKING IT SO CALMLY EITHER. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY WE GET SOME DINNER, THEN COME BACK FOR A LITTLE NIGHT SKIING. >> WHAT? HAVEN'T WE SKIED ENOUGH? COME ON, RAY, LET'S STAY IN AND HAVE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES. >> GET OFF ME, SARINA. I'M WARNING YOU. 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