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Episode 33 "Miss Manners"

  >>  WHO'S THE GUY IN THE 
  TUXEDO? 
  >>  OH. 
  >>  WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 
  >>  DON'T YOU KNOW? 
  >>  NO. 
  >>  IT'S THE ROSE FINISHING 
  SCHOOL, AND THOSE GIRLS ARE 
  TAKING THE PRINCESS SEMINAR. 
  >>  HUH? 
  OH, YEAH, COUNTESS ROSE, 
  RIGHT, THAT ELEGANT WOMAN. 
  SHE'S OPENED A FINISHING 
  SCHOOL? 
  >>  SHE'S RELATED TO 
  ROYALTY, I HEAR. 
  SHE'S GOING TO MAKE-OVER 
  THOSE GIRLS SO THAT THEY'LL 
  ACT JUST LIKE PRINCESSES. 
  ISN'T THAT COOL. 
  >>  LIKE PRINCESSES. 
  >>  YEAH, THEY GET THE 
  WORKS. 
  A TOTAL MAKE-OVER FROM HEAD 
  TO TOE. 
  >>  OH, NO, WE'RE LATE! 
  >>  YESTERDAY'S ASSIGNMENT 
  WAS TO CORRECT ALL THE 
  GRAMMATICAL ERRORS... 
  >>  HOW I WISH I COULD BE A 
  REAL PRINCESS. 
  >>  PRESENTING PRINCESS 
  SARINA. 
  >>  SHE'S LOVELY. 
  SO ELEGANT AND REFINED. 
  >>  EXACTLY WHAT YOU IMAGINE 
  A PRINCESS SHOULD BE. 
  >>  MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE 
  OF HAVING THIS DANCE? 
  >>  MM-HUM. 
  >>  ...SARINA, DID YOU DO 
  YOUR HOMEWORK? 
  >>  SILENCE! 
  HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A 
  PRINCESS LIKE THAT? 
  >>  PARDON ME, YOUR 
  HIGHNESS, FORGIVE ME, 
  PLEASE. 
  >>  (giggling) 
  >>  WAIT UP, PLEASE. 
  SARINA! 
  >>  PRINCESSES SHOULDN'T GET 
  YELLED AT. 
  OH, UH... 
  >>  YOU'RE STILL HALF 
  ASLEEP. 
  DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR 
  NOT? 
  >>  UH... UH... 
  >>  OUTSIDE!  NOW! 
  >>  THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR 
  OF MISS HARUNA. 
  I MEAN, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT 
  WANTING TO LEARN TO ACT LIKE 
  A REAL PRINCESS. 
  >>  I AGREE. 
  I THINK YOU COULD STAND SOME 
  IMPROVEMENT. 
  >>  YEAH, LUNA, IF I ACT 
  MORE LIKE A PRINCESS THEN NO 
  WAY TUXEDO MASK CAN RESIST 
  ME. 
  >>  I WON'T PUT UP WITH 
  INSUBORDINATION. 
  DARIAN, YOU AND MALACHITE 
  MUST WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT 
  SAILOR MOON AND SEIZE THE 
  SILVER CRYSTAL. 
  >>  NO THANKS. 
  I DO NOT NEED ANY HELP. 
  I ALWAYS WORK ALONE. 
  >>  I WORK BETTER ALONE 
  MYSELF. 
  >>  SUCH RIVALS. 
  THAT'S FINE, AS LONG AS ONE 
  OF YOU CATCHES THIS SAILOR 
  MOON BRAT. 
  I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET 
  HER. 
  >>  YES, I'VE ALREADY TAKEN 
  SOME STEPS. 
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  >>  COME IN, CENTRAL 
  CONTROL, THIS IS LUNA, 
  PASSWORD: THE CAT WHO CHASES 
  HIS TAIL LEAVES A CIRCULAR 
  TRAIL. 
  >>  IDENTITY VERIFIED. 
  WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO REPORT, 
  LUNA? 
  >>  SEEMS LIKE I'M JUST 
  CHASING MY TAIL. 
  >>  A SENSIBLE CAT LIKE YOU? 
  >>  WELL, THANKS. 
  BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY 
  SARINA WON'T TAKE HER 
  PRINCESS ROLE MORE 
  SERIOUSLY. 
  >>  YES, SHE IS A MOST 
  VEXING GIRL...  TECHNICAL 
  DIFFICULTIES... 
  >>  WHAT?  ARTEMIS? 
  >>  THIS IS KIND OF 
  EMBARRASSING. 
  HOW'S IT SHAKING, LUNA? 
  >>  YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S 
  GOING TO BE SHAKING, 
  ARTEMIS. 
  WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU 
  WERE CENTRAL CONTROL? 
  >>  WELL, UH... 
  >>  THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. 
  >>  BECAUSE I GUESS YOU 
  NEVER ASKED, I GUESS. 
  >>  GIVE ME A BREAK. 
  >>  LADIES. 
  TODAY I SHALL RECITE A POEM 
  WRITTEN BY FRANCIS HENNICK. 
  "THE GOLDEN ARROW WHICH 
  REACHED ME AT THE BOTTOM OF 
  THE DARKNESS, IT IS A LETTER 
  FROM THE ONE I LOVE, I AM 
  BEWILDERED AT THE GENTLE 
  POISON ON THE ARROW HEAD. 
  OH, I AM A CAPTIVE OF LOVE." 
  >>  WHAT A MAJORLY DEEP 
  POEM. 
  AAHH! 
  >>  WHAT IS IT? 
  >>  THEY'VE GOT CHOCOLATE 
  CHEESECAKE!  MY FAVOURITE! 
  >>  OH, SARINA. 
  >>  AH-HEM. 
  >>  OH! 
  >>  YOUNG LADY, I STRONGLY 
  SUGGEST USING THE DOOR FOR A 
  MORE GRACEFUL ENTRY. 
  NOW, MAY I HELP YOU, MISS? 
  >>  YES, I HOPE SO. 
  I'D REALLY AND TRULY LOVE TO 
  TAKE YOUR PRINCESS SEMINAR 
  COURSE, PLEASE-PLEASE- 
  PLEASE. 
  >>  I'M SORRY, MISS, BUT WE 
  ONLY ACCEPT YOUNG LADIES WHO 
  ARE RECOMMENDED BY OUR 
  MEMBERS. 
  >>  I SEE. 
  WELL, ASK HER, SHE'LL 
  RECOMMEND ME FOR DOUBLE 
  SURE. 
  >>  A RECOMMENDATION FROM A 
  CAT IS HARDLY... 
  >>  WHAT AN AMUSING YOUNG 
  LADY, CHARLES. 
  IN THIS INSTANCE, I THINK WE 
  CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 
  >>  OH, THANK YOU! 
  >>  IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE 
  SUCH A VIVACIOUS YOUNG LADY 
  IN MY SEMINAR. 
  BUT THERE IS ONE CONDITION. 
  >>  A CONDITION - YOU MEAN 
  I'M CLUMSY, I'M NOT TOO GOOD 
  AT TABLE MANNERS, OR ANY 
  MANNERS ACTUALLY, BUT HEY, 
  OUTDOOR SPORTS, HEY, I'M AN 
  ACE. 
  IF I DON'T HAVE TO RUN. 
  >>  WELL, NO REAL LADY LIKES 
  TO RUN. 
  CHARLES, GET THE DISCUS. 
  >>  YES. 
  HERE YOU ARE. 
  >>  THE COUNTESS GREATLY 
  ENJOYS THE DISCUS THROW. 
  SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE 
  SEMINAR, YOU MUST 
  DEMONSTRATE YOUR SKILL LEVEL 
  FOR HER. 
  >>  HEY, NO PROBLEM. 
  THIS I AM GOOD AT. 
  HERE IT GOES. 
  >>  BRAVO! 
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  YOU'VE JUST BEEN ACCEPTED 
  INTO THE PRINCESS SEMINAR. 
  >>  DID YOU HEAR? 
  SARINA IS GOING TO THAT ROSE 
  FINISHING SCHOOL TO TRY TO 
  TURN INTO A PRINCESS. 
  >>  THAT WILL BE A REAL 
  ACHIEVEMENT. 
  >>  COME ON, RAY, AT LEAST 
  SHE'S MAKING AN EFFORT. 
  WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THIS WILL 
  HELP. 
  >>  SARINA NEEDS MORE THAN 
  FINISHING SCHOOL TO BE A 
  PRINCESS. 
  >>  ARTEMIS, THAT'S NOT A 
  VERY GENTLEMANLY THING TO 
  SAY. 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  ISN'T SHE ALL RIGHT THE 
  WAY SHE IS. 
  >>  SURE, SHE IS. 
  BUT THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE 
  TO BEING A PRINCESS THEN HOW 
  YOU LOOK. 
  >>  WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 
  >>  WELL, WHAT MAKES A 
  PRINCESS COMES FROM INSIDE, 
  FROM THE HEART. 
  IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK 
  OR EVEN YOUR MANNERS. 
  >>  HEY, LET'S CHECK THIS 
  THING OUT, CRASH THE 
  SEMINAR. 
  >>>  ALL RIGHT! 
  >>  THEY'RE ALL SO POLITE. 
  >>  HEADS UP. 
  >>  IF THIS IS ALL THERE IS 
  TO BECOMING A PRINCESS I'VE 
  GOT IT MADE. 
  >>  SHE'S VERY GOOD. 
  MR. MALACHITE. 
  >>  MAYBE SHE'S OUR GIRL. 
  SAILOR MOON'S TIARA TURNS 
  INTO A DISCUS WHEN SHE 
  THROWS IT. 
  THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE'S 
  SO GOOD. 
  >>  FUNNY HOW SHE CAN BE SO 
  EXCEPTIONAL AT THIS BUT SO 
  CLUMSY AT EVERYTHING ELSE. 
  THE GIRL IS MOST CERTAINLY 
  NOT PRINCESS MATERIAL. 
  BUT I STILL FIND IT 
  DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE SHE 
  WOULD FALL INTO OUR TRAP SO 
  EASILY. 
  >>  I DON'T. 
  SAILOR MOON'S VERY GULLIBLE. 
  . 
  >>  WHY DOES THIS DRESS HAVE 
  TO BE SO TIGHT? 
  I CAN'T OINK OUT IN IT. 
  >>  LADIES, WE MAY ALL BEGIN 
  DINNER NOW. 
  >>  I'M STARVING. 
  (slurping) 
  >>  NO, NO, MISS, LADIES DO 
  NOT SLURP. 
  >>  ALL RIGHT. 
  >>  (slurping) 
  >>  I SAID STOP SLURPING 
  THIS INSTANCE. 
  SLURPING WILL NOT BE 
  TOLERATED. 
  >>  IT'S NOT FAIR TO MAKE 
  EATING SUCH A PAINFUL 
  EXPERIENCE. 
  >>  THE MOST IMPORTANT SKILL 
  FOR A PRINCESS IS SPEAKING. 
  SHE MUST CHOOSE WORDS THAT 
  ARE CORRECT AND SUITABLE, 
  AND BE ABLE TO ARTICULATE 
  HER POINTS WITH 
  INTELLIGENCE... 
  >>  THIS IS WORSE THAN MATH 
  CLASS. 
  >>  SARINA. 
  >>  UH, YES. 
  >>  WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WHEN 
  YOU OFFER A CUP OF COCOA TO 
  YOUR GUESTS? 
  >>  COCOA'S ON, COME AND 
  GET. 
  NO. 
  COME AND GET IT, PLEASE. 
  >>>  (all giggling) 
  >>  IT'S MUCH BETTER TO 
  SERVE YOUR GUESTS. 
  IN THIS CASE, "PLEASE, HAVE 
  SOME COCOA", IS PREFERABLE. 
  >>  STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOUNG 
  LADIES. 
  GRACEFULLY NOW. 
  1-2-3, 1-2-3. 
  WITH THE MUSIC. 
  THIS IS OUR LAST CLASS IN 
  THE PRINCESS SEMINAR. 
  THOSE WHOSE SHOULDERS I 
  TOUCH SHALL GRADUATE. 
  >>  OH, MY FOOT! 
  >>  ARG! 
  >>  I'M SORRY. 
  >>  THIS IS TERRIBLE. 
  I'LL NEVER BE A PRINCESS. 
  >>  HOW'S IT GOING, SARINA? 
  >>  RAY?  YOU GUYS ARE ALL 
  HERE. 
  >>  YES, WE HAD TO SEE WHAT 
  THIS WAS ALL ABOUT. 
  >>  YEAH, SARINA. 
  >>  THIS BALLROOM DANCING IS 
  A MAJOR SNORE. 
  WHY NOT PICK UP THE PACE. 
  >>  YEAH, LET'S MAKE UP OUR 
  OWN STEPS. 
  >>  AAHH! 
  >>>  SORRY, WE DON'T KNOW 
  HOW TO DANCE VERY WELL. 
  >>  THIS DANCING STUFF IS 
  REALLY HARD. 
  CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO 
  THROWING THE DISCUS. 
  >>  CONGRATULATIONS. 
  AND YOU, TOO. 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE WHO 
  PASSED MAY GO INTO THE 
  DRAWING ROOM WHERE I WILL 
  PRESENT THE CERTIFICATES. 
  >>  SEE YA. 
  >>>  NO FAIR! 
  >>  WHOA, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 
  THIS IS MAJOR WEIRD. 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  WHAT'S WITH ALL THE 
  MANNEQUINS? 
  >>  YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT. 
  THEY'RE NOT MANNEQUINS AT 
  ALL, THEY'RE REAL YOUNG 
  LADIES. 
  LOVELY POSTURE. 
  >>  COUNTESS ROSE? 
  >>  OH, NO, AMY, SHE'S FROM 
  THE NEGAVERSE. 
  >>  ENCHANTED, POLITE 
  SOCIETY. 
  I'M SO PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR 
  ACQUAINTANCE. 
  >>>  (screaming) 
  >>  (wicked laughter) 
  >>  WHAT WAS THAT? 
  >>  DID YOU GUYS HEAR 
  SCREAMING, TOO? 
  >>  I SURE DID. 
  SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING 
  DOWN IN THERE. 
  >>  LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 
  >>  WHAT? 
  RUN!  HURRY! IT'S A MONSTER! 
  >>  EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. 
  >>  I GOT A BAD FEELING 
  ABOUT THIS. 
  >>  I'M SORRY, YOU DIDN'T 
  PASS THE PRINCESS SEMINAR. 
  BUT THAT MEANS ONE OF YOU IS 
  ACTUALLY SAILOR MOON, FOR 
  SHE HAS NEVER PASSED MY 
  COURSE. 
  >>  WHY IS THAT? 
  >>  SAILOR MOON IS A CLUMSY, 
  FLAKY, SCATTERBRAINED 
  DUFUSS, WHO NEVER IN A 
  MILLION YEARS HAVE WHAT IT 
  TAKES TO MAKE A LADY. 
  >>  SO SHE'S CLUMSY. 
  >>  AND SHE'S NOT ALWAYS 
  FLAKY. 
  >>  SO I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT 
  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY 
  FRIENDS. 
  >>  AH, SO YOU'RE SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  NICE MEETING YOU GIRLS. 
  >>  HELP! 
  >>  PRISM POWER! 
  >>  MARS POWER! 
  >>  VENUS POWER! 
  >>  GET OFF ME, PLEASE. 
  WHERE DID THOSE MISFITS GO? 
  >>  UP HERE, YOU POLITE 
  PIECE OF NEGA-TRASH! 
  >>  WHAT? 
  >>  FOR ALL THE CLUMSY GIRLS 
  IN THE WORLD, I WILL PUNISH 
  YOU. 
  I AM SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  I AM SAILOR MARS! 
  >>  I AM SAILOR VENUS! 
  >>  WE'LL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. 
  >>>  AND THAT MEANS YOU! 
  >>  SUCH A PLEASURE TO 
  FINALLY MEET YOU YOUNG 
  LADIES AND TURN YOU TO WAX. 
  PLEASE TAKE THIS - AHH! 
  >>  NOT SO FAST. 
  >>  MARS FIRE! 
  IGNITE! 
  >>  VENUS CRESCENT BEAM 
  SMASH! 
  >>  SHE WAXED MY BEAMS AND 
  MARSHA'S FIRE. 
  HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP 
  HER? 
  >>  I REALLY DON'T KNOW, BUT 
  WHAT WILL WE DO IF I CAN'T 
  STOP HER EITHER? 
  >>  I'LL OPEN MY OWN WAX 
  MUSEUM, STARTING WITH YOU 
  THREE SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  >>  OH, NO! 
  >>  I HATE MUSEUMS. 
  ESPECIALLY WITH ME IN THEM. 
  . 
  >>  I'LL OPEN MY OWN WAX 
  MUSEUM, STARTING WITH YOU 
  SCOUTS. 
  >>  OH, NO, I DON'T LOOK 
  GOOD IN WAX. 
  >>  GOOD EVENING, POLITE 
  SOCIETY. 
  >>  GOOD EVENING, PRINCE 
  DARIAN. 
  >>  AT LAST, TUXEDO MASK. 
  YOU'VE COME TO SAVE US. 
  >>  DON'T BE SO SURE. 
  >>  SAILOR MOON, I WANT THE 
  SILVER CRYSTAL. 
  I PROMISE NOT TO HURT YOU IF 
  YOU GIVE IT TO ME. 
  >>  YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING 
  MALACHITE'S PLAN. 
  >>  YOUR CHOICE, SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  >>  OH, NO, TUXEDO MASK. 
  BUT YOU CAN'T BE, YOU'RE NOT 
  MY ENEMY. 
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 
  FACE IT, SAILOR MOON. 
  THE GUY IS WITH THE 
  NEGAVERSE NOW. 
  WE'VE LOST HIM. 
  YOU'VE GOT TO FACE IT. 
  >>  STOP STALLING, HAND IT 
  OVER! 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK. 
  YOU, OUT OF MY WAY! 
  >>  NO ONE ASKED YOU HERE. 
  >>  I'M HANDLING THIS 
  MYSELF. 
  YOU'RE RUINING MY PLAN. 
  >>  MALACHITE, I AM ONLY 
  INTERESTED IN THE CRYSTAL, 
  NOT A BATTLE. 
  >>  IS THAT SO? 
  >>  WELL, ISN'T IT A LOVELY 
  EVENING. 
  >>  DESTROY SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  NO!  GET THE CRYSTAL. 
  >>  NO, SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  SILVER CRYSTAL! 
  >>  SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  THE CRYSTAL! 
  >>  SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  I DON'T KNOW WHICH ORDER 
  TO FOLLOW. 
  ALL OF THIS CONFUSION IS 
  GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 
  >>  POOR THING. 
  YOU SEEM VERY TIRED. 
  HOW ABOUT A CUP OF COCOA TO 
  PERK YOU UP? 
  >>  WHY, THANK YOU. 
  BUT BETTER TO SAY "WOULD YOU 
  LIKE SOME COCOA?" 
  >>  AH-HA! 
  >>  MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! 
  >>  AAHH!  OH DEAR! 
  >>  NOW WE'VE GOT THE 
  COUNTESS BACK TO NORMAL, 
  IT'S TIME TO DO THE SAME FOR 
  MY DEAR TUXEDO MASK. 
  MOON HEALING... 
  >>  SAILOR MOON, YOU CAN 
  KEEP THE SILVER CRYSTAL 
  UNTIL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 
  SEE YA. 
  >>  WHAT? 
  DON'T GO. 
  OH, TUXEDO MASK. 
  HUH? 
  WHAT HAPPENED? 
  HUH? 
  >>  I FEEL SO STRANGE. 
  >>  I DON'T REMEMBER 
  ANYTHING. 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK, I WILL GET 
  YOU @CK. 
  AAH! 
  >>  WHAT HAPPENED TO ACTING 
  LIKE A PRINCESS? 
  >>  I'M STILL WORKING ON IT. 
  >>  HOW SO? 
  >>  I AM, WHEN I'M NOT LATE 
  FOR CLASS OR HAVING SOME 
  PLACE TO GO. 
  GOTTA RUN, BYE. 
  >>  I THINK WE'VE GOT A LONG 
  WAY TO GO. 
  >>  AAHH!

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