Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 32 "Bad Hair Day" >> DARRIEN! >> SHE'S DREAMING ABOUT DARRIEN AGAIN. SHE WON'T GET ANY SLEEP. >> OUT OF MY FACE, NEGAJERK! TUXEDO MASK, I'LL SET YOU FREE. PROMISE... >> WHAT ABOUT ME? IT'LL BE A LONG NIGHT. >> HEY, LOOK! "SLICK CHICKS SALON". >> FREE HAIRCUT! >> NO WAY! >> SERENA, CHECK IT OUT! YOU CAN GET RID OF THOSE MEATBALLS ON YOUR HEAD. >> WHAT A COOL WAY TO OPEN. I'M GOING FOR A TOTAL MAKEOVER. >> I'M SO MAD! I HAVE TO BABYSIT AFTER SCHOOL. >> TOO BAD. WE'LL GET MADE OVER AND LOOK LIKE STARS. >> SERENA, YOU GOING? HELLO, EARTH TO SERENA... SHE'S SPACED. WORSE THAN NORMAL. >> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE PATIENT. SERENA'S TAKING TUXEDO MASK'S DISAPPEARANCE HARD. >> POOR GIRL. >> AND SHE'S STOPPED EATING! THIS IS CRITICAL! >> I KNOW! SHE CAN HARDLY FUNCTION. LAST NIGHT, SHE KEPT CALLING FOR DARRIEN IN HER SLEEP. >> WHAT A WIMP! WHAT KIND OF PRINCESS SPACES OUT WHEN WE NEED HER MOST? >> GIVE HER A BREAK. SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT IS OUT OF HER LIFE. SHE'S HEARTBROKEN. IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? >> RAE, YOU NEVER USED TO STAND UP FOR SERENA. >> I DID! >> HUH? >> I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE MUCH OF A LEADER, BUT I WAS WRONG. >> LUNA, YOU HAVE TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER. >> SHE'S NOT A TOASTER YOU TAKE IN TO GET FIXED. MAYBE YOU GIRLS CAN THINK OF A WAY TO CHEER HER UP. SHE NEEDS A DISTRACTION. >> TIMES LIKE THIS, SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE. SERENA'S NOT LIKE THAT. MAYBE I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING. >> DON'T MAKE THAT FACE, MEATBALLHEAD. IT MIGHT GET STUCK. >> DARRIEN, WHERE ARE YOU? I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MISS BEING CALLED MEATBALLHEAD. HERE'S THAT SALON AD. IF I CHOP THEM OFF, NO ONE WILL CALL ME THAT AGAIN. >> HEY, WHAT'S UP? >> MINA, HOW'D YOU GET IN? >> YOUR MOTHER. SHE WAS GOING TO BUY YOU SOME ICE CREAM. I HAVE AN IDEA! IT'S FUN! COME ON! >> YEAH? >> IT'S MAKEOVER TIME. LET'S DO SOMETHING COOL WITH YOUR HAIR. WE'LL GIVE YOU A NEW STYLE AND YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE DIFFERENT. FROM A DIFFERENT TIME AND PLACE! SOUNDS GOOD. THE BEST PART IS HAVING SOMEONE PAMPER YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL. >> MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY HAIR. >> THERE YOU ARE, MALACHITE. >> YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? >> TUXEDO MASK WILL SOON BE UNDER MY CONTROL. THEN I WANT TO TEST HIM. DID YOU SET THE NEXT TRAP? I WANT HIM TO GO, TO SEE WHERE HIS LOYALTY LIES. >> CONSIDER IT DONE. >> SUCH CONFIDENCE, CONSIDERING YOUR TRACK RECORD. TELL ME THIS NEW PLAN WILL WORK. >> IT WILL. I'VE FOUND A WAY TO TRAP HER BEFORE SHE BECOMES SAILOR MOON. >> REALLY? >> THIS IS A PIECE OF HAIR SHE LEFT BEHIND IN THE LAST FIGHT. WE'LL ANALYSE IT AND FIND THE GIRL WHO MATCHES IT. WE'LL MAKE HER TRANSFORM AND GIVE UP THE CRYSTAL. >> VERY WELL. PROCEED. >> THANK YOU. >> WELCOME TO SLICK CHICKS! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE DONE? >> MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE A TOTAL MAKEOVER. >> SURE THING. YOU'LL BE ALL NEW, STARTING WITH LOSING THOSE POMPONS. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHORT AND BRIGHT RED? >> ME, A REDHEAD? >> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SERENA NEEDS NOW: TOTAL DISTRACTION. >> THERE. I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE. NOW, SOME CONDITIONER. NO MATCH! WILL SAILOR MOON EVER COME IN? OKAY, WE'LL TAKE YOU NOW. SORRY FOR THE WAIT. >> I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND. >> WHY NOT TRY OUR HAIR STEAMER? IT'S WARM AND RELAXING AND MAKES YOUR HAIR SILKY. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A STAR. NOT THAT YOU NEED IT! IT'S FREE! THERE YOU ARE. I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE. HMM... FINALLY, A MATCH. SO BLONDIE'S SAILOR MOON. >> THAT HURTS! DO YOU HAVE TO RUB SO HARD? >> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE THRILLED! THE SILVER CRYSTAL WILL BE MINE! >> OW! >> THIS WATER'S TOO HOT! >> YOU'RE MINE, SAILOR MOON. YOU CAN'T HIDE ANYMORE! >> OW! LET GO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TRANSFORM! I KNOW YOU'RE SAILOR MOON! GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL! >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> DON'T PLAY DUMB! YOUR HAIR MATCHES SAILOR MOON'S! >> I SEE. I MUST HAVE GOT SERENA'S HAIR ON ME WHEN I BRUSHED IT. THIS SALON IS A NEGAVERSE TRAP! >> SO, YOU'RE STUBBORN? THAT'S FINE WITH ME. I CAN BE VERY CONVINCING. >> SHE'S A NIGHTMARE! >> MS. SCISSORHANDS THINKS SHE'S GOT SAILOR MOON. IS SHE IN FOR A SURPRISE! THE REAL SAILOR MOON WILL NOW STEP FORWARD! MOON PRISM POWER! LOOKING FOR ME? YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SAILOR MOON. >> HOW CAN THIS BE? >> I'M SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT'S YOU. YOU HAVE THE WRONG GIRL. DR'h THAT! >> YOU DON'T IMPRESS ME! I'LL SNIP YOU DOWN TO SIZE! >> NOW I'M IN FOR IT. >> HOW ABOUT THE QUICK DRY? I'LL SET IT ON, REALLY HOT! >> I HAVE TO HELP HER. >> LET'S GET RID OF SOME OF THOSE SPLIT ENDS! TO THE ROOTS! BANGS A LITTLE LONG, DON'T YOU THINK? >> TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIR DAY! YOU'RE IN FOR ONE, LADY! NO ONE MESSES WITH SAILOR MOON! TELL QUEEN BERYL THAT. MOON HEALING... OH! MY WAND. HUH, A ROSE? TUXEDO MASK, IS THAT YOU? YOU'RE BACK! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE HERE. >> DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. >> HUH? >> I'M HERE FOR THE CRYSTAL. AND THAT'S IT. HAND IT OVER. >> WHAT FOR? >> DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. I DIDN'T COME TO CHAT. >> WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? >> COUGH UP THE CRYSTAL, OR GET A BUZZ CUT! >> GET HER! QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT CRYSTAL! >> THIS CAN'T BE! >> TIME FOR A NEW DO! >> HELP! >> TUXEDO MASK'S WORKING FOR THE NEGAVERSE! SAILOR MOON'S IN FOR IT. VENUS POWER! >> HA, HA! NEED A NEW LOOK, SAILOR MOON? HOW ABOUT THAT? >> YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT CRYSTAL, TOOLHEAD! >> YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE! HAND IT OVER! >> NO! >> NO MORE MRS. NICEGUY! HA, HA! >> READY FOR THAT BUZZCUT? >>> DROP IT, NEGASLEAZE! >> HUH? >> MY FRIENDS! >> MARS FIRE... >> JUPITER THUNDER... >> ... IGNITE! >> ... CRASH! >> MERCURY BUBBLES... BLAST! >> QUICK, USE YOUR WAND. >> MOON HEALING REPARATION! >> TUXEDO MASK! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW? YOU'RE WITH US? >> KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND. HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE NEGAVERSE. WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT DO? THAT NEGAMONSTER WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM HIM. DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE HE'S WORKING FOR ANYONE BUT QUEEN BERYL. >> VENUS IS RIGHT. YOU'RE MY ENEMY, AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT CRYSTAL IS MINE! >> THIS CAN'T BE! >> THEY REALLY DID A JOB OF BRAINWASHING. >> ENOUGH CHAT! I WANT THAT CRYSTAL, AND I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL TO GET IT. WHO'S FIRST? >> TUXEDO MASK, REPORT BACK TO ME NOW! YOU'RE NOT READY TO FIGHT ALL FIVE OF THEM. >> YOU'RE LUCKY THIS TIME. BUT I'LL BE BACK. NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE SO PRETTY. AND I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT THAT CRYSTAL. REMEMBER THAT! SEE YOU! NEGAFORCE, WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND ME AS PRINCE DARRIEN? I FEEL STRONGER THIS WAY. >> BECAUSE THE SAILOR SCOUTS LIKE TUXEDO MASK. THEY'RE THROWN OFF GUARD WHENEVER THEY SEE HIM. USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. >> I WANT YOU TO STEP UP DARRIEN'S TRAINING, MALACHITE. MAKE HIM STRONGER. >> AS YOU WISH, BUT I DON'T SEE THE POINT. >> ARE YOU JEALOUS? WHEN WE FREE THE NEGAFORCE, I'LL NEED SOMEONE BY MY SIDE. PRINCE DARRIEN WILL BE THAT MAN. >> GUESS EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL AT SLICK CHICKS. >> I'M STARVED. WANT TO GET CHEESEBURGERS, FRIES, AND TRIPLE FUDGE SUNDAES? >> THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL WITH SERENA, TOO. SHE MUST BE OVER TUXEDO MASK. >> NO WAY, BUT I HAVE A PLAN TO GET HIM BACK. WE'LL DE-BRAINWASH HIM. >> THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO CAN BARELY PROGRAM A V.C.R. >> BUT I PREFER HAVING THE FOOD-CRAZED SERENA BACK. SHE HAD ME WORRIED. >> RAE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DO YOU MISS HIM? >> I'LL BE FINE. >> AS SOON AS WE FINISH DE- BRAINWASHING TUXEDO MASK, I'LL TELL THAT GUY OFF! BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HOW ABOUT THOSE FRIES? This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is not identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/castleinthesky