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Episode 28 "Tuxedo Melvin"

Luna:
  >>  CENTRAL CONTROL, COME 
  IN, PLEASE. 
  CENTRAL CONTROL, COME IN, 
  THIS IS LUNA CHECKING IN. 
  NEW PASS WORD - THE BALD 
  HEADED SCOUT WILL ALWAYS 
  PLAY WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY. 
Cenral Control:
  >>  VOICE CHECK COMPLETE. 
  GIVE PAW IDEA. 
Luna:
  >>  CUT THE RED TAPE. 
  JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE 
  GOT. 
Central Control:
  >>  THE FIFTH SAILOR WILL 
  SOON APPEAR. 
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS. 
  WE COULD USE SOME MORE HELP. 
  HAVE YOU GOT A PICTURE SO I 
  CAN FIND HER? 
Cenral Control:
  >>  NO. 
  SHE'LL FIND YOU. 
  NOW, ABOUT SERENA. 
Luna:
  >>  HEY, SHE'S NOT EASY. 
Cenral Control:
  >>  TRY HARDER. 
  THE NEGAVERSE HAS FOUR 
  CRYSTALS, WE HAVE ONLY ONE. 
Luna:
  >>  DON'T FORGET TUXEDO MASK 
  HAS TWO. 
Central Control:
  >>  BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT ON 
  HIM. 
  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET 
  SARINA TO TAKE THIS SAILOR 
  BUSINESS SERIOUSLY. 
  WE'VE GOT TO GET THOSE 
  CRYSTALS BACK. 
Luna:
  >>  TIME FOR AN EMERGENCY 
  MEETING. 
Serena:
  >>  WHY CAN'T WE HAVE 
  EMERGENCY MEETINGS DURING 
  SCHOOL. 
  LUNA'S GOT NO RESPECT FOR 
  SLEEP. 
Luna:
  >>  EVENING, GIRLS. 
  CENTRAL HAS A MESSAGE FOR 
  YOU, SARINA. 
  GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER! 
Serena:
  >>  OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 
Luna:
  >>  LISTEN UP. 
  CENTRAL CONTROL HAS 
  DISCOVERED ANOTHER SAILOR. 
Raye:
  >>  SO WHAT ELSE DID CENTRAL 
  TELL YOU? 
Luna:
  >>  WE NEED THOSE OTHER 
  CRYSTALS. 
Lita:
  >>  COULD YOUR MICROCOMPUTER 
  HONE IN ON THEM? 
Amy:
  >>  I'VE TRIED TO MAKE A 
  PROGRAM FOR THAT, BUT IT 
  DIDN'T WORK. 
Luna:
  >>  AMY, DON'T WORRY. 
  YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 
  IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GUYS 
  HAVE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER 
  AND BE ON TOTAL ALERT. 
  UNDERSTAND? 
Raye:
 >>  YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL 
  ME. 
Amy:
  >>  DON'T START UP AGAIN, 
  RAYE. 
Lita: 
  >>  I WONDER WHAT THE FIFTH 
  SCOUT IS LIKE. 
  I SURE HOPE SHE'LL BE ABLE 
  TO HELP US OUT. 
Luna:
  >>  DON'T COUNT ON HER 
  SHOWING UP ANYTIME SOON. 
  IT'S STILL UP TO YOU FOUR TO 
  STOP THE NEGAVERSE. 
Malachite:
  >>  LOOK AT THEM, ZOISITE, 
  THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 
Zoisite:
  >>  BUT WE STILL NEED THREE. 
Malachite:
  >>  THAT'S TRUE, BUT I 
  ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO DOUBT 
  YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THEM 
  BACK FROM OUR ENEMIES IN 
  TIME. 
  I BELIEVE IN YOU. 
Zoisite:
  >>  THEN THE NEGAFORCE WILL 
  BE FREE, AND THE UNIVERSE 
  WILL BE OURS, ALL OURS, 
  MALACHITE. 
Malachite:
  >>  DON'T GET AHEAD OF 
  YOURSELF. 
  WE STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT 
  HOW TO TRANSFORM THESE 
  CRYSTALS INTO THE IMPERIUM 
  SILVER CRYSTAL. 
  WE'RE STILL A LONG WAY FROM 
  FREEING THE NEGAVERSE, AND A 
  LONG WAY FROM PLEASING QUEEN 
  BERYL. 
Zoisite:
  >>  WE MUST PLEASE THE 
  QUEEN. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN, IS THAT COCONUT 
  FRIED SHIP? 
  IT LOOKS MAJORLY DELICIOUS. 
Melvin:
  >>  YOU WANT IT? 
  I'LL TRADE YOU FOR YOUR 
  ROLL. 
Molly:
  >>  OKAY. 
  THANK YOU. 
Serena:
  >>  GOING FOR HIS HEART 
  THROUGH HIS STOMACH, EH. 
Melvin:
  >>  YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 
Molly:
  >>  HEY, WE'RE JUST HAVING 
  LUNCH, OKAY. 
  WHY DON'T YOU GO STUDY FOR 
  OUR MATH TEST. 
Melvin:
  >>  AAH!  I TOTALLY FORGOT 
  ABOUT IT!  AAH! 
  I STAYED ON THE INTERNET ALL 
  NIGHT! 
Serena:
  >>  SO, HAS HE ASKED YOU OUT 
  YET? 
Molly:
  >>  NO, AND I'M AFRAID TO 
  ASK HIM MYSELF. 
  IT MIGHT GIVE THE DWEEB 
  MEISTER A SPONTANEOUS ACNE 
  ATTACK. 
  ANYWAY, I'M NOT SO SURE HE'S 
  INTERESTED. 
  HE JUST TREATS ME LIKE A 
  PAL. 
Serena:
  >>  I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 
Serena:
  >>  LET'S SEE, WHAT WOULD 
  MOLLY GO FOR. 
  MARITAL ARTS MELVIN - YA-YA- 
  YA! 
Melvin:
  >>  DO I LOOK REAL BUFF TO 
  YOU? 
Serena:
  >>  I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 
  WE NEED SOMETHING THAT'S 
  MORE YOU. 
  YOU COULD BE MR. ROMANCE. 
  WRITE HER POEMS AND STUFF. 
Melvin:
  >>  I TRIED WRITING YOU 
  POEMS, REMEMBER. 
  YOU JUST LAUGHED. 
Serena:
  >>  HEY, I'M TRYING TO HELP 
  YOU HERE, OKAY. 
Melvin:
  >>  SO TELL ME, WHAT'S 
  ROMANTIC? 
Serena:
  >>  ROSES AND A BLACK TUXEDO 
  AND A CAPE. 
Melvin:
  >>  THAT SOUNDS STUPENDOUS. 
  I'LL BE SO DASHING, MOLLY 
  WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST. 
Serena:
  >>  YES. 
  AND YOU NEED TO BE HEROIC, 
  TOO. 
  YOU KNOW, THROW IN SOME 
  DARING RESCUES AND STUFF. 
Melvin:
  >>  NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO 
  STOP ME, AS LONG AS THERE'S 
  LIFE ON THE INTERNET. 
  LOOK OUT - THE NEW UPGRADED 
  MELVIN'S COMING ON LINE! 
Molly:
  >>  DON'T LOOK, BUT I THINK 
  SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING US. 
Serena:
  >>  HUH? 
Lady walking dog:
  >>  FIFI, COME. 
  YOU DON'T KNOW THESE GIRLS. 
  FIFI. 
  STOP YELLING, YOU'RE SCARING 
  MY FIFI! 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  CRAZED CANINE!  I AM 
  TUXEDO MELVIN, DEFENDER OF 
  HELPLESS BABESTERS AND... 
  OW! 
  BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM. 
Molly:
  >>  I'M AFRAID TO ASK, 
  MELVIN. 
Melvin:
  >>  I SURE SHOWED HER, 
  DIDN'T I. 
  DON'T WORRY, MOLLY, YOU'RE 
  SAFE WITH TUXEDO MELVIN 
  AROUND. 
  REMEMBER THAT. 
Molly:
  >>  BRAIN DEAD. 
Molly:
  >>  HEY, WANT TO PLAY A FEW 
  GAMES? 
Serena:
  >>  COOL. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  DO NOT VENTURE INTO THIS 
  DEN OF DANGERS, LADIES. 
  YOU'LL JUST WASTE YOUR TIME 
  AND MONEY. 
  I CANNOT LET YOU PASS. 
  WHOA! 
  IF YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH 
  THAT DOOR IT WILL BE OVER MY 
  BODY. 
Serena and Molly:
  >>>  IF YOU INSIST. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  EW!  OW!  OW! 
  AND THEY SAY CHIVALRY IS 
  DEAD. 
 Molly:
 >>  I THINK I LIKED IT 
  BETTER WHEN HE WAS JUST SHY. 
Serena:
  >>  GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 
Andrew:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT'S GOING ON? 
Serena:
  >>  SAME. 
Andrew:
  >>  HEY, WANT TO GO SEE THE 
  WACKY WORLD WRESTLERS? 
Serena:
  >>  REALLY?  OF COURSE! 
  ANDREW WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT. 
  HE SURE GOT OVER HIS 
  GIRLFRIEND FAST. 
  THIS IS WICKED, COOL. 
Andrew:
  >>  HERE YOU ARE. 
  I'M GLAD THEY WON'T GO TO 
  WASTE. 
  I CAN'T MAKE IT. 
Serena and Molly:
  >>>  YOU'RE NOT GOING? 
Andrew:
  >>  UH-UH. 
  RITA'S SUPPOSED TO BE 
  CALLING ME FROM AFRICA THAT 
  AFTERNOON. 
Serena: 
  >>  I DON'T WANT THEM. 
Molly:
  >>  HUH?  WHAT GIVES, GIRL? 
Serena:
  >>  I'M BRILLIANT. 
  YOU'RE TAKING MELVIN. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  DID SOMEONE CALL ME? 
  BETTER THEN 911. 
Molly:
  >>  HE MUST HAVE BEEN 
  DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS A 
  CHILD. 
Serena:
  >>  COME ON, MOLLY. 
  GO AHEAD AND ASK HIM TO GO. 
  HE DID SAVE YOUR LIFE. 
  I'M SURE HE CAN ACT NORMAL 
  IN PUBLIC. 
Molly:
  >>  OKAY. 
  MELVIN, I'VE GOT TICKETS TO 
  THE WACKY WRESTLERS, WANT TO 
  GO WITH ME? 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  YES!  MAYBE I'LL EVEN 
  CHALLENGER THEM TO TAKE ON 
  TUXEDO MELVIN. 
Molly:
  >>  OH, NO. 
Zoisite:
  >>  ANOTHER CRYSTAL WILL 
  SOON BE OURS. 
  I'M GOING TO GET THAT 
  CRYSTAL THE SAILOR SCOUTS 
  HAVE. 
  AND NEFLITE'S OLD FRIEND 
  MOLLY IS GOING TO HELP ME. 
  YOU'LL BE SO PROUD 
  MALACHITE. 
  WE'LL FINALLY BE ONE STEP 
  CLOSER TO MAKING ALL OUR 
  DREAMS COME TRUE. 
  AS SOON SAILOR MOON HEARS 
  HER FRIENDS IN TROUBLE, 
  SHE'LL COME RUNNING AND 
  SURRENDER THAT CRYSTAL. 
Molly:
  >>  WHO IS IT? 
Zoisite:
  >>  TUXEDO MASK? 
  HOW WOULD HE HAVE KNOWN THAT 
  I'D BE HERE. 
  COULD HE HAVE SET A TRAP FOR 
  ME? 
  THIS IS NO GOOD. 
  I'LL WAIT. 
  ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY WILL 
  PRESENT ITSELF. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  WHERE DID SHE GO? 
  THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 
  I KNOW HER. 
  SHE'S THE ONE FROM THAT 
  GRAVE YARD. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN, WHAT ARE YOU 
  DOING? 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  MOLLY, I JUST DIVERTED 
  AN INTRUDER. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN, AREN'T YOU 
  TAKING THIS A BIT TOO FAR. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  IT'S TRUE. 
  SHE DISAPPEARED INTO THIN 
  AIR JUST BEFORE YOU GOT 
  HERE. 
  NO, DON'T GO YET. 
  MOLLY, OPEN UP! 
  YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! 
  COME ON, OPEN UP. 
  TUXEDO MELVIN WOULD NEVER 
  TELL A LIE. 
Molly:
  >>  GO HOME, IT'S WAY LATE. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  LOWERING THE LIGHTS. 
  TIME FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE, I 
  SEE. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  DON'T WORRY, MOLLY, I'M 
  GOING TO CAMP OUT HERE ON 
  YOUR DOORSTEP ALL NIGHT LONG 
  AND PROTECT YOU. 
Luna:
  >>  WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING 
  MOLLY AND MELVIN? 
  BUT I THOUGHT MELVIN WAS 
  ONLY INTERESTED IN 
  COMPUTERS, AND INCHWORMS, 
  THAT KIND OF STUFF. 
  IT'LL NEVER WORK, NO WAY. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU'RE WRONG, LUNA. 
  LAST NIGHT MELVIN SPENT THE 
  ENTIRE NIGHT CAMPED OUTSIDE 
  MOLLY'S FRONT DOOR. 
  NOW THAT'S ROMANTIC. 
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S SILLY. 
  BESIDES, THOSE TWO HAVE 
  NOTHING IN COMMON. 
Serena:
  >>  WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE 
  ALL OF A SUDDEN? 
Luna:
  >>  BECAUSE COMING HERE IS A 
  TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. 
  WE SHOULD BE TRACKING THE 
  NEGAVERSE, NOT MOLLY AND 
  MELVIN. 
Serena:
  >>  THERE THEY ARE. 
  COME ON, LET'S GO SPY ON 
  THEM. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, 
  FUR FACE! 
Molly:
  >>  HEY, MELVIN, CAN WE GO 
  HAVE LUNCH, IF IT'S NOT TOO 
  VIOLENT FOR YOU. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  THAT'S OKAY, MOLLY, I 
  PACKED US A PICNIC LUNCH. 
  MOM NEVER LETS ME EAT 
  FASTFOOD. 
  SHE'S AFRAID IT'S BAD FOR MY 
  BRAIN. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  LIGHTS OUT, BIG GUY! 
Zoisite:
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  NOW IS MY CHANCE TO SNAG 
  MOLLY. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  ANYONE ELSE DARE TO TAKE 
  ME ON? 
Kid 1:
  >>  COOL! 
  THEY'VE NEVER DONE THAT 
  BEFORE. 
Kid 2:
  >>  AND I'VE SEEN IT 20 
  TIMES. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  NO MORE PHONEY STUFF. 
  THIS TIME WE FIGHT FOR REAL. 
Wrestler 2:
  >>  WHAT? 
Zoisite:
  >>  OH, GREAT, I ZAPPED THAT 
  STUPID STUNT MAN INSTEAD OF 
  THAT GIRL MOLLY. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  ON YOUR FEET, FUZZ 
  BRAIN! 
  DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR 
  GREENS, FOLKS. 
Wrestler 2:
  >>  HEY, THIS ISN'T IN MY 
  CONTRACT. 
Serena:
  >>  SOMETHING'S WRONG, ISN'T 
  IT. 
Luna:
  >>  WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, 
  SERENA? 
Serena:
  >>  THERE'S MOLLY. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT! 
  DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT PLENTY 
  TO GO AROUND. 
Serena:
  >>  MOLLY, GET OUT OF THERE! 
  COME ON, LET'S GO. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM 
  ME. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  NO WAY! 
  TUXEDO MELVIN IS GOING TO 
  STOP YOU. 
Molly:
  >>  NO, MELVIN. 
  YOU'RE GOING TO BE HURTING 
Tuxedo Melvin:  
  >>WHEN YOU GET A TASTE FULL OF 
  MY WRATH. 
  THESE SHRIMPS ARE SPICY. 
  THEY'LL FEEL REAL GOOD IN 
  YOUR EYES. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN, YOU'LL GET HURT. 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  IT'S ALL OVER, BUDDY. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN! 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  TUXEDO MELVIN, YOU HEAR 
  ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO 
  YOU'RE DEALING WITH, BULLY. 
  PICK ON MY GIRL, NO WAY. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN'S MEATLOAF. 
Serena:
  >>  PRISM POWER! 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN! 
Tuxedo Melvin:
  >>  TAKE... MORE THAN 
  THAT... TO STOP ME. 
Molly:
  >>  LEAVE HIM ALONE. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  QUIET! 
Molly:
  >>  HELP!  HELP ME! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  BACK OFF, YOU PUMPED UP 
  MUSCLE BRAINED MUTANT. 
  NOBODY, BUT NOBODY MESSES 
  WITH MY FRIENDS, UNLESS THEY 
  WANT TO BECOME MOON DUST. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  OUT OF THE WAY! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  THOSE WEEDS ARE NO MATCH 
  FOR MOON POWER, NEGA-CRUMB. 
  I AM SAILOR MOON! 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. 
  I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND 
  TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. 
  AND THAT MEANS YOU. 
Zoisite:
  >>  DON'T YOU MEAN ME, 
  SAILOR MOON? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  ZOISITE. 
  I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME. 
  I NEED TO ASK A SMALL FAVOUR 
  FROM YOU, SAILOR MOON. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LIKE WHAT? 
Zoisite:
  >>  I NEED YOU TO HAND OVER 
  THAT RAINBOW CRYSTAL YOU 
  HAVE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I'M NOT GIVING YOU 
  ANYTHING. 
Zoisite:
  >>  IN THAT CASE, YOU'D 
  BETTER SAY GOODBYE TO ALL 
  THESE GUYS. 
  MOLLY, TOO. 
  UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THAT 
  CRYSTAL, THOSE WEEDS WILL 
  JUST KEEP ON GROWING. 
Molly:
  >>  HELP ME!  I CAN HARDLY 
  BREATHE! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SET THEM FREE. 
Zoisite:
  >>  FIRST YOU HAND OVER THAT 
  RAINBOW CRYSTAL, THEN I'LL 
  LET THEM GO. 
  COME ON, I DON'T HAVE ALL 
  DAY YOU KNOW! 
  NOW!  COME ON!  COME ON! 
  HAND IT OVER! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  ALL RIGHT. 
Zoisite:
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING. 
Zoisite:
  >>  TUXEDO MASK!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET 
  AWAY WITH THAT CRYSTAL, 
  ZOISITE. 
Molly:
  >>  SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF 
  HERE! 
  HELP! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I'VE GOT TO DO 
  SOMETHING. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TIARA... MAGIC. 
  SO MUCH FOR THAT. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  MOON... HEALING... 
Luna:
  >>  ALL RIGHT, SAILOR MOON, 
  NOT BAD AT ALL. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  THE CRYSTAL! 
Luna:
  >>  OH, NO. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  ZOISITE'S GOT IT. 
Zoisite:
  >>  YOU FOOLS ARE SO EASILY 
  TRICKED, IT'S PATHETIC. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  GIVE IT BACK. 
  THAT WAS MINE. 
Zoisite:
  >>  TOO LATE. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  SHE'S GETTING AWAY. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  NO! 
  SHE'S GOT MY CRYSTAL! 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  YOU DID REALLY GREAT 
  AGAINST THAT NEGA MONSTER. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  HEY, THANKS, THAT MEANS 
  A LOT TO ME. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE 
  WATCHED THAT CRYSTAL. 
  NOW IT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO 
  GET FIVE OF THEM BACK FROM 
  THOSE CREEPS, AND I WILL GET 
  THEM. 
  THE IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL 
  WILL BE MINE. 
Crowd:
  >>>  WOW! 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  COMING AT YA! 
Kid 1:
  >>  THIS NEW SHOW IS REALLY 
  THE GREATEST. 
Kid 2:
  >>  YEAH, THOSE WEED BALLS 
  WERE MAJOR WICKED. 
Wrestler 1:
  >>  TOO SLOW FOR ME, PAL. 
Molly:
  >>  MELVIN, YOU WERE SO 
  BRAVE. 
  BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE 
  OKAY? 
Melvin:
  >>  NOTHING SHARING MY 
  FAVOURITE MILKSHAKE WON'T 
  CURE. 
Molly:
  >>  VANILLA AND PRUNES. 
  FOR YOU, I CAN HANDLE IT. 
Melvin:
  >>  YOU REMEMBERED. 
Luna:
  >>  I FEEL SO STUPID. 
  THE CRYSTAL WAS RIGHT THERE 
  AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT. 
  SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN, 
  SERENA. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO 
  LET ME DOWN. 
  PLEASE TELL ME TUXEDO MASK 
  IS STILL ON OUR SIDE. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  THE IMPERIUM SILVER 
  CRYSTAL WILL BE MINE. 

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