Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 27 "Kitty Chaos" Luna: >> DO I DESERVE THIS? OH! (meowing) NOW WHAT? (meowing) NOT BAD. OH. GUESS I DIDN'T NEED THAT HAIR, ANYWAY. THANKS FOR SAVING ME, BUT THAT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAR. Hercules: >> MEOW! Little Girl: >> HERCULES, THERE YOU ARE. Hercules: >> MEOW! Little Girl: >> MY LITTLE KITTY! Luna: >> OF COURSE! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU NAME A HUGE WHITE CAT? Zoicite: >> COULD THIS GIRL BE HOLDING THE SEVENTH RAINBOW CRYSTAL? HOW CHALLENGING! LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. Amy: >> IT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL! Luna: >> THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. GRUNGY ALLEY CATS AREN'T MY CUP OF TEA. Serena: >> HI, GUYS. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. Amy: >> HUH? Serena: >> WHERE'S RAYE? Amy: >> SHE'S KIND OF BUSY TODAY. IT'S SATURDAY AND SHE WANTED A DATE WITH DARIEN. Answering Machine: >> HELLO, THIS IS DARIEN. Raye: >> IT'S RAYE... Answering Machine: >> I'M NOT AROUND NOW. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. Raye: >> IT'S RAYE. I HEARD THERE'S AN AMAZING CHOCOLATE SUNDAE AT FLAVOUR FACTORY AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANT TO GO TRY IT WITH ME. IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YET... Darien: >> I MUST FIND THE SEVENTH RAINBOW CRYSTAL. I CAN'T LET THE NEGAVERSE GET IT! Serena: >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMY? Amy: >> SEARCHING FOR THE SEVENTH CRYSTAL. Serena: >> THE CRESCENT MOON WAND ISN'T REACTING. Luna: >> THAT'S WHY WE'RE USING THE COMPUTER: TO FIND IT BEFORE THE NEGAVERSE DOES. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME! Amy: >> LUNA! IT'S FOUND SOMETHING. IT'S SCANNING THE CITY. LOOKS LIKE IT'S RIGHT THERE! Serena: >> THIS IS THE PLACE? IS THE CRYSTAL INSIDE THE HOUSE? AMY: >> IT SHOULD BE. Serena: >> OKAY. Hercules: >> MEOW? Luna: >> NOT HIM AGAIN! Lita: >> LET'S DO IT! Luna: >> YOU GO ON. I'LL WAIT HERE. Serena: >> WHAT'S WRONG? Luna: >> NOTHING, BUT... Serena: >> YOU'RE OUR GUARDIAN CAT. IT'S YOUR DUTY! Luna: >> I KNOW, BUT THAT CAT UP THERE HAS A CRUSH ON ME. Serena: >>> WHAT? Amy: >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. EVEN LUNA CAN BE DISTRACTED FROM WORK. Serena: >>KITTY LOVE IS SWELL. OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SEE YOU! Luna: >> ALL RIGHT! YOU HAD TO ADD YOUR TWO CENTS, DIDN'T YOU? (meowing) OH NO! Little Girl: >> YES? Amy: >> HI! ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME? Little Girl: >> THEY'RE BUSY IN THE GARDEN. Serena: >> THE MOON WAND'S REACTING! Lita: >> THAT GIRL MUST HAVE THE CRYSTAL. Little Girl: >> HEY! COME BACK HERE! OH, NO! HERCULES? All Three Girls >>> OH! Luna: >> THEY DARE CALL THEMSELVES CATS! (meowing) Zoicite: >> A SWEET CHILD, UNAWARE OF THE TREASURE INSIDE HER! THE SEVENTH CRYSTAL WILL BE MINE! WHAT? WHY DOESN'T IT APPEAR? OH, NO! THAT CAT HAS THE CRYSTAL! OF COURSE, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE PRECIOUS CRYSTAL'S INSIDE A FAT ALLEY CAT. Amy: >> THERE SHE IS! I'M SAILOR MERCURY! LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE! Lita: >> I'M SAILOR JUPITER! BACK OFF, WEASEL! Serena: >> I'M THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF! I'M SAILOR MOON! Zoicite: >> HOW ANNOYING. ZOE! AMY: >> MERCURY... Serena: >> GET OUT OF MY FACE! Zoicite: >> BUNCH OF GOOFS! A TRIPLE THREAT: THREE SAILOR STOOGES! Lita: >> HOW DARE YOU! I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE! Zoicite: >> WHAT'S THAT SMELL? SEWAGE? YUCK! WHERE'S THAT CAT? THERE! COME HERE, CAT. YUCK! THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT. Lita: >> WHERE'S LUNA? Serena: >> I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TOOK OFF! AND SHE CALLS ME IRRESPONSIBLE! Amy: >> LUNA ISN'T IRRESPONSIBLE. SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED. Serena: >> HEY, LOOK! IT'S THE NEW SAILOR V VIDEO GAME! Lita: >> HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AT A TIME LIKE THIS? ZOECITE MIGHT COME BACK... Amy: >> I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S A CARRIER OF THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL. Lita: >> BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER. Serena: >> GOT YOU! I'M SO GOOD AT THIS! Zoicite: >> IT'S CLOSE! SO COME ON OUT, FLEABAG! IT'S WARM... A WALL OF RATS! RATS! Raye: >> I WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY LOOKING FOR DARIEN. LOVE CAN BE BORING. Chad: >> HEY, RAYE! Raye: >> HI, CHAD. DID GRAMPS GIVE YOU TIME OFF FROM TRAINING AT THE TEMPLE? Chad: >> YEAH. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR A BURGER? Raye: >> HE'S KIND OF A HUNK, BUT I HAVE TO PLAY HARD TO GET. Chad: >> OF COURSE, A POPULAR GIRL LIKE YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE BOOKED SOLID... Raye: >> KIND OF. Chad: >> I THOUGHT SO. SEE YOU, RAYE. Raye: >> HEY, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? CAN'T PLAY HARD TO GET WITH HIM. OH, WELL... Luna: >> THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT OF HERE. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DAY A PITBULL THOUGHT I WAS HIS BREAKFAST. I NEED A BREATHER. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? YOU HURT IT WHEN YOU FOUGHT OFF THOSE ALLEY CATS FOR ME! WHY DID YOU RISK THAT FOR ME? IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME? Hercules: >> MEOW... Luna: >> STUPID QUESTION. HUH? Zoicite: >> THERE HE IS! Luna: >> IT'S ZOICITE! Zoicite: >> THIS TIME I'M GETTING THAT CRYSTAL! Luna: >> YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE CRYSTAL! COME ON, MOVE IT! SHE CAN'T FOLLOW US HERE. Zoicite: >> YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! Luna: >> SUCK IT IN! DON'T YOU EVER TURN DOWN FOOD? HERCULES, LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME! Zoicite: >> I'M CATCHING UP! I'M ALMOST THERE, BUT SO ARE THE RATS! AHH! Luna: >> FASTER! YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE THIS WORD, BUT DIETING WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA. FINALLY, AN EXIT! Raye: >> WHAT A DIM BULB! I WASTED THE WHOLE DAY. THERE'S LUNA! WHO'S THAT CAT SHE'S WITH? WHAT'S GOING ON? Serena: >> GOT YOU! YES! Amy: >>I DON'T GET IT: THE WAND ISN'T REACTING. IT SHOULD HAVE BY NOW. Lita: >> MAYBE SHE'S NOT THE ONE. BUT WHY DID IT REACT IN THE FIRST PLACE? MAYBE IT... Amy: >> IT'S GOT TO BE THAT CAT OF HERS! Zoicite: >> NO! Luna: >> FASTER, HERCULES! Zoicite: >> WHEN THE RAT'S AWAY, THE CAT WILL PLAY. TOO BAD THE QUEEN RAT IS BACK! Raye: >> MARS FIREBALL CHARGE! GET READY TO RUMBLE, QUEEN RAT? Zoicite: >> SHOW YOUR FACE, IF YOU DARE! Raye: >> I'M SAILOR MARS, CHAMPION OF THE LOVELORN. I SAY, LEAVE THOSE CATS ALONE! EVEN CATS HAVE THE RIGHT TO LOVE! Luna: >> HOW EMBARRASSING! MARS, STOP! Raye: >> THE FIRES OF LOVE AND JUSTICE ARE BURNING. I WON'T LET ANYONE DESTROY THE CHANCE FOR ROMANCE! I'LL PUNISH YOU ON BEHALF OF THE PLANET MARS! Zoicite: >> PATHETIC. Luna: >> THERE'S A GOOD SIDE TO THIS: MARS WILL CUT THE LOVE CHAT. Zoicite: >> THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL WILL BE MINE! Luna: >> HERCULES! Raye: >> OH! (growling) Luna: >> HERCULES! Zoicite: >> ENOUGH MELODRAMA. GET RID OF THEM! HERE'S YOUR ROMANTIC ENDING. Darien: >> NICE WORK, ZOECITE. THANKS FOR FINDING THE CRYSTAL. Zoicite: >> COME BACK HERE! THAT'S NOT YOURS! GET HIM! Raye: >> LUNA, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM! Luna: >> LET'S GO! WAIT, I CAN HELP YOU! TURN YOU BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF. Raye: >> LUNA, NO! Luna: >> HERCULES, REMEMBER THAT CUTE LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES YOU? Raye: >> LUNA! Luna: >> AND HOW YOU SAVED ME? I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO'LL CHANGE YOU TO WHO YOU WERE BEFORE. Raye: >> HE REMEMBERS! THERE'S STILL GOODNESS IN HIM. Amy: >> MERCURY BUBBLES... BLAST! Raye: >> IT'S ABOUT TIME! Lita: >> SAILOR JUPITER! Serena: >> WE'RE ALL HERE. Raye: >> ABOUT TIME. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? Amy: >> I WAS LATE, TOO. IT'S NOT JUST HER. Lita: >> WE WERE WAITING AND SERENA WANTED TO FINISH THE SAILOR V GAME. Amy: >> RELAX, THIS ISN'T SERENA'S FAULT. Serena: >> IT WOULDN'T BE A NORMAL DAY WITHOUT HER NAGGING ME. Luna: >> STOP IT! WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. Raye: >> RIGHT. Serena: >> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! Hercules: >> AAH! Luna: >> HE'LL BE OKAY. Little Girl: >> I MISSED YOU, HERCULES! I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! Amy: >> SHE'S HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BACK! Lita: >> WE'LL TAKE OFF SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME QUALITY TIME. Serena: >> IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND, LUNA? Luna: >> GIVE ME A BREAK! Serena: >> THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! Luna: >> THANKS, SERENA. HE DID SAVE MY LIFE. MAYBE "HERCULES" IS A GOOD NAME FOR HIM. This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is not identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. 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