Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 26 "Grandpa's Follies" >> I LOVE IT WHEN THERE'S A FULL MOON. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE USED TO GO CAMPING AND ROAST MARSHMALLOWS WITH MY GRANDPA. (laughter) WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? I FEEL EVIL! >> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE SO PLEASED WHEN I RETRIEVE THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL FROM THIS OLD GEEZER. (scream) ONCE WE'VE COLLECTED ALL THE CRYSTALS, WE CAN FINALLY RELEASE THE NEGAFORCE. (laughter) (scream) LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. >> I MUST SUMMON MY WILL AGAINST THIS EVIL. >> NO, THIS CAN'T BE! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THE GEEZER'S NOT SO OLD AFTER ALL. ZOID! HUH? CROWS, I HATE CROWS! >> GRANDPA! HE MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF THE ROOF. GRANDPA, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE? >> I THOUGHT TEMPLE LIFE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PEACEFUL. >> WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE? THE TEMPLE IS CLOSED. >> WHOA! MY NAME'S CHAD. I'M A STRUGGLING MUSICIAN. I'VE HEARD ALL SORTS OF GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS PLACE. PLEASE LET ME STAY. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. PLEASE. >> THE OLD GUY WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT ME OFF FOREVER. NO ONE'S THAT STRONG. GO AHEAD AND RESIST, OLD MAN. IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE ONE OF US. >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR GRANDPA TO THE DOCTOR OR SOMETHING. >> HE REFUSES TO GO. >> WHOA! WAHOO! (laughter) ALL RIGHT, CHAD. DO IT JUST LIKE THAT. >> WHAT? NO WAY. I'M A SINGER, MAN, NOT A MONKEY. >> USE YOUR FEAR. >> WHOA! >> MAJOR BUMMER, EH, WISE MASTER? AM I A BLACK BELT YET? >> GET UP. WE'RE NOT FINISHED. >> GRANDPA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM? >> LOOK, RAYE, YOUR GRANDPA'S TURNED INTO A SUPER HERO. >> THOSE ARE TABLE CLOTHS. >> MOVE IT, CHAD. YOU CAN'T BE SLEEPING ON THE JOB IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY APPRENTICE. >> WHO'S THAT GUY? >> SOME TOASTED ROCK STAR RECUPERATING FROM HIS LAST TOUR, SO HE SAYS. >> I'M WAITING. >> CHAD, ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, YOU THING? >> I GUESS SO. BUT CHECK MY FACE. IS ANYTHING OUT OF PLACE? >> NO. YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE FINE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, RUIN HIS CAREER? >> HE ASKED ME TO TEACH HIM THE WAYS OF THE TEMPLE, SO THAT'S HAT I DID. AT LEAST HE LISTENS TO ME, NOT LIKE SOME MEMBERS OF MY OWN FAMILY. (sobbing) IF I DON'T TRAIN HIM, YOU'LL BE LEFT ALL ALONE TO RUN THE TEMPLE, BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT BY YOURSELF. >> SEE WHAT I MEAN? USUALLY HE'S SO HAPPY, BUT NOW HE'S LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I HAVE TO FINISH TODAY'S TRAINING SO MY MASTER WILL BE HAPPY AGAIN. OH, GREAT TEMPLE GONG, AS I RING YOU, PLEASE SHOWER THIS PLACE WITH PEACE AND HAPPINESS. (scream) >> I GOT YOU, CHAD! I GOT YOU, CHAD! THE OLD WATER IN THE GONG TRICK WORKS EVERY TIME. >> GRANDPA, KNOCK IT OFF. >> SERENA, STOP IT. >> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,RIGHT? >> YEAH, GRANDPA, IT WAS THE BEST. >> MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOU ON AS MY APPRENTICE TOO, EH? >> HE MUST BE RUNNING A FEVER TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> EXCUSE ME, RAYE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVER- REACTING? >> STAY OUT OF THIS, OKAY, CHAD? >> IT WAS JUST A JOKE. >> STAY OUT OF IT. >> WHOA. >> GRANDPA, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A DOCTOR. EVER SINCE YOU FELL OFF THE ROOF, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A GRANOLA BAR. >> DON'T LISTEN TO HER, GRANDPA. A PIT BULL WITH A TOOTH ACHE HAS GOT A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR. CUTER, TOO. >> WHO WANTS TO GO FLYING? >> I FIGURED IT OUT. YOU GOT MEATBALLS ON THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD TO GO WITH THE SPAGHETTI INSIDE! >> DID YOU SEE THAT? >> GET A LIFE, RAYE. YOU CAN'T GO SHOVING PEOPLE AROUND LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, BIG BULLY. >> LITA'S RIGHT, RAYE. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW, AND SHE'LL STOP THAT AWFUL CRYING. >> FINE, BE THAT WAY, BRAT. I'M SICK OF HAVING TO BREAK UP YOUR PRE-ADOLESCENT FIGHTS. GROW UP. GET A LIFE. >> YEAH, GIVE US A CALL WHEN YOU GET OUT OF DIAPERS. >> FINE, GET OUT OF HERE. I'M NOT APOLOGIZING TO ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY THAT DITZ, SERENA. >> CAN I TALK TO YOU, RAYE? >> NOT NOW, CHAD. FINISH YOUR LESSON. SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, CHAD? >> ABOUT YOUR GRANDPA. >> HE'S NOT HIMSELF. I'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANTED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. >> NO, ACTUALLY. I'D LIKE TO STAY AND LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR TEMPLE. >> HUH? >> IT'S SO PEACEFUL HERE, AND TO BE HONEST, I GET STAGE FRIGHT REAL BAD. MAYBE YOUR GRANDPA CAN HELP ME GET OVER IT. >> IF YOU SURVIVE HIS TRAINING. >> HE'S ALREADY TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT FACING MY FEARS. IT'S JUST ALL THAT FLYING THROUGH THE TREES STUFF IS WORSE THAN SLAM DANCING. DO YOU THINK A PITH HELMET WOULD HELP? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? >> I DON'T KNOW. FLYING AROUND IN TABLE CLOTHS ISN'T PART OF THE USUAL TRAINING. >> WHAT? >> I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH GRANDPA. THAT NIGHT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP AT THE TEMPLE, HE FELL OFF THE ROOF. I'M AFRAID HE'S LOSING IT. >> IT'S TIME TO PLAY MATCHMAKER! YEAH. I CAN TOTALLY SEE RAYE GOING OUT WITH A HOT ROCK STAR. >> SERENA, DON'T. THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS TO DO MORE MEDDLING INTO RAYE'S LIFE. >> COME ON, LUNA. IT WILL BE A KICK. DON'T BE SUCH AN OLD STODGE MEISTER. >> JUST HOW DO YOU PLAN TO PLAY MATCHMAKER, ANYWAY? >> TA-DA. >> NO, SERENA. YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T USE THE LUNA PEN FOR PRANKS ANY MORE. >> DISGUISE POWER! TURN ME INTO A FORTUNE TELLER MATCHMAKER! SHE'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE ME. >> WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT. >> AHEM. >>> HUH? >> I SENSE STRONG VIBRATIONS. LET ME TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE. YOU SEE THESE STICKS HERE? WHEN I THROW THEM INTO THE AIR, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL ME YOUR FUTURE. I HAVE A STRONG HUNCH WEDDING BELLS WILL BE RINGING. READY? >> OH. >> BRILL, BREE, BRA! YOU SEE HOW THESE STICKS ARE CROSSED IN MY HANDS? IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING. TIME FOR A LITTLE KISSY- FACE. COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? >> THIS DITZ IS OUT OF CONTROL. LET'S GO, CHAD. >> NO KISSY FACE? OH. >> WHAT DO WE OWE YOU FOR THE FORTUNE? >> TEN BUCKS WOULD BE NICE, YOUNG LADY. >> YEAH, $10 SHOULD BUY A HEAP OF SAILOR V COMIC BOOKS, WOULDN'T IT? BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY MONEY. GET LOST, SERENA, AND STAY LOST. >> YOU KNOW IT'S ME? >> SHE KNOWS ABOUT DISGUISE POWER, REMEMBER? >> RAYE, WAIT. >> CHEER UP, SERENA. >> I CAN'T. I TOTALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF WITH RAYE. SHE HATES ME. >> SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. SHE THINKS YOU'RE A MAJOR DITZ, WHICH UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I DON'T BLAME HER. BUT YOU KNOW RAYE. TOMORROW IT WILL ALL BLOW OVER. >> SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME APOLOGIZE. >> OF COURSE SHE WILL, EVENTUALLY. THEN I BET SHE'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE SOME HELP WITH HER GRANDPA. WOW, YOUR MOM'S CHOCOLATE CAKES ARE MOST YUMMY. >> HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF FOOD RIGHT NOW? >> I MUST BE REALLY UPSET. >> MAJOR CHOCOLATE HIT. YUM! I KNOW, LET'S TAKE THIS UP TO RAYE'S TEMPLE AS A PEACE OFFERING. THIS IS INSPIRED! IF IT'S ONE THING RAYE CAN'T RESIST, IT'S ANYTHING CHOCOLATE. I MAY NOT EVEN HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. >> SERENA, YOUR MOM BROUGHT THOSE IN SPECIALLY FOR US. >> AREN'T YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME DISCIPLINE BUILDS CHARACTER? >> HEY, WAIT, GIVE ME ONE MORE. I HAD TO GO AND OPEN MY BIG MOUTH. I WANT THOSE CUPCAKES ALL FOR ME. . >> CONQUER YOUR FEAR! THIS TIME I'M GOING TO DO IT, RAYE. JUST WATCH ME. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU! >> CAN'T SING TOO WELL, BUT SURE IS A CUTIE. CHAD, LOOK OUT! >> RANGE BUSHES! >> YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT GRANDPA. I THINK HE'S GETTING TOO OLD TO STAY HERE. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK THE SACRED FIRE'S GUIDANCE FOR THIS ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANY MORE. >> SACRED FLAME, I SEEK YOUR GUIDANCE. HELP ME TO FIGHT THE EVIL THAT THREATENS ME. COME ON, TRY AND TAKE ME, YOU CREEPY WITCH. >> GRANDPA, YOU'RE WAY TOO WEAK TO HOLD ME OFF THIS TIME. >> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> I FEEL SERIOUS NEGAVIBES. >> I WANT THAT CRYSTAL. >> ZOID! >> YOU'RE ON MY SIDE, REMEMBER? >> SURRENDER THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL! >> NOT SO FAST, NEGASCUM. >> TUXEDO MASK, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SHOW UP. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME. >> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, TUXEDO MASK. (scream) >> NOT HIM, TOO. >> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE THRILLED. GOT YOU AGAIN, CAPED BOY. >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT CRYSTAL. >> REALLY? >> DON'T YOU EVER STAY TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES, ZOECITE? >> WHY SHOULD I? >> I WANT MY MOMMY! >> HOW DID SHE DISAPPEAR SO FAST? >> I WIN AGAIN, TUXEDO MASK. WATCH YOUR BACK. WHEN I RETURN, I'LL COME FOR YOU. >> RAYE, YOU'VE GOT TO COME QUICK. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHAD? >> MONSTER! I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO COME FIGHT THIS MONSTER. >> WHAT KIND OF MONSTER? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S REAL FAST. >> WHERE... OH, GROSS. (screams) HE'S OUT COLD. . >> STAY BACK, YOU CROSS- EYED LOBSTER. >> CHAD, IT'S DANGEROUS. >> YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE THAN NOW. MY FEAR IS GONE. AS GRANDPA SAID, USE YOUR FEAR. I'VE GOT TO WORK ON HEAD BUTTS. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> SACRED FLAME, SHOW ME WHO'S BEHIND THIS EVIL MONSTER. >> HELP ME, GRANDDAUGHTER. >> IT'S THE NEGAVERSE. THEY'VE MANAGED TO TURN GRANDPA INTO THIS BEAST. GRANDPA, IT'S ME, RAYE. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? GRANDPA, FIGHT THIS EVIL. (screams) >> HOLD IT. >> HUH? >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT MOON DUST IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS, NEGACRUD. MOON PRISM POWER! I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT MEANS YOU. >> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GLAD I AM TO SEE YOU. >> GLAD TO HEAR IT. WHY DON'T WE SEAL OUR APOLOGY WITH A BIG BITE OF CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE? >> SAILOR MOON, DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE A FEW MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND HERE? >> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. MOON TIARA. >> SAILOR MOON, YOU CAN'T DUST HIM. THAT MONSTER IS MY GRANDPA. >> OH. >> HE MUST HAVE CARRIED A RAINBOW CRYSTAL. SAILOR MOON, IF YOU'D BROUGHT YOUR COMMUNICATOR, WE COULD HAVE CALLED THE OTHER SCOUTS FOR HELP. (screams) >> GET READY TO STOP, OKAY, SAILOR MOON? WE'LL STUN HIM SO WE CAN TRANSFORM HIM BACK. >> SCROLL. (scream) >> I CALL UPON THE POWER OF MARS. FIREBALLS, CHARGE! >> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! >> MY POOR GRANDPA. (sobs) >> IS HE ALL RIGHT? >> I THINK SO. >> HEY, AMY! >> HUH? LITA, HI. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M HEADED FOR RAYE'S TEMPLE. >> FUNNY, ME, TOO. I FEEL LOUSY ABOUT WHAT I SAID TO HER YESTERDAY. ESPECIALLY WHEN HER GRANDPA'S FLIPPING OUT. SHE NEEDS HER FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. >> RAYE WAS REALLY ROUGH ON SERENA, BUT STILL... >> YES, I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? >> WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT HER GRANDPA, BUT I'M SURE SHE'D BE GLAD TO KNOW HER FRIENDS ARE STILL THERE FOR HER TO COUNT ON. >> UM-HUM. >> BOY, FIGHTING MONSTERS SURE MAKES ME HUNGRY. >> ME, TOO. >> I WONDER IF YOUR GRANDPA WILL SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT TRANSFORMATION THING? >> HOW TO DO WHAT, CHAD? >> YOU KNOW, TURN INTO THAT BIG OLD RED LOBSTER THING. >> YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT, REMEMBER? SO CHAD, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOUT READY TO GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD NOW? >> NO, HE SHOULD STAY. >> I'D LIKE TO HANG WITH GRANDPA AND GET BACK TO MY MUSIC. >> OH. >> OKAY, NOT SINGING. GOT THE POINT. >> THAT'S A MISTAKE. >> I HAD A VISION, AND IT SHOWED ME WHY YOU CAME HERE. IT WAS TO GET OVER YOUR STAGE FRIGHT, AND YOU DID IT. >> I FEEL A SONG RISING IN MY HEART! I'VE GOT TO SING! I'M CURED. I CAN GO ON STAGE AGAIN. >> MAYBE YOU COULD GO ON TOUR WITH HIM AS A BACK-UP SINGER. >> STOP TRYING TO FIX ME UP WITH CHAD ALREADY, WOULD YOU? THE ONLY GUY I'M INTERESTED IN IS DARIEN. NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE THAT. >> THAT'S A ROCK STAR. >> YOU'RE GOING TO SEE STARS. >> STOP IT, RAYE. I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, YOU CAN'T DATE UNTIL YOU'RE AT LEAST 16. >> HA-HA. >> WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOU? >> WANT TO HEAR MY SONG? >>> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. >> LISTEN. >> SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SERENA AND RAYE MANAGED TO PATCH THINGS UP BETWEEN THEM. >> I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LOVE TO HEAR THEM ARGUE. >> PLEASE BE QUIET? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME AIR.