Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 25 "Too Many Girlfriends" Serena: >> TODAY ON "SAILOR MOON", I LEARN NEWS ABOUT ANDREW THAT SENDS ME INTO DESPAIR. BUT NOT FOR LONG: ZOECITE'S MONSTERS ARE BACK AND THEY'RE AFTER THE RAINBOW CRYSTALS. CAN THE SAILOR SCOUTS VANQUISH THE EVIL NEGAVERSE? STAY THERE AND FIND OUT. Opening Theme: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR SAILOR VENUS SAILOR MERCURY SAILOR MARS SAILOR JUPITER YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! Wally the Weatherman: >> HEY, FOLKS, IT'S WALLY THE WEATHERMAN! I ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT! SUNNY AND CLEAR TODAY! IT'LL BE A BEAUTY! Lita: >> THIS IS GREAT. I'LL BE SOAKED. THAT WEATHERMAN IS NEVER RIGHT! AAH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! Andrew: >> SORRY, LITA. Lita: >> SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANDREW. I'M SORRY, ANDREW. Andrew: >> DON'T BE SORRY. IT WAS MY FAULT. I MISSED YOU, LITA. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT THE ARCADE. I'M GOING THERE NOW IF YOU WANT TO COME. I'D LIKE YOU TO. Lita: >> WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES! Andrew: >> I CAN GIVE YOU FREE TOKENS. Lita: >> HE REALLY LIKES ME! Andrew: >> EARTH TO LITA! ARE YOU OKAY? LET ME HELP YOU. SERENA TELLS ME YOU'RE AN AMAZING COOK. DON'T BE SO MODEST! Lita: >> I DO LOVE TO COOK. SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE MY OWN RESTAURANT. Andrew: >> I CAN'T COOK TOAST! Lita: >> GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL COME GIVE YOU A LESSON. Andrew: >> ARE YOU SURE? I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE. Lita: >> I THINK IT WILL BE FUN! YOUR PLACE ISN'T FAR FROM MY HOUSE. Andrew: >> THE RAIN'S STOPPED. WE CAN BE ON OUR WAY. Lita: >> WHO NEEDS SUNSHINE, ANYWAY? Andrew: >> WHAT? CAN I CALL YOU TO SET UP A TIME FOR THAT LESSON? Lita: >> SURE! BUT I DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR THIS AFTERNOON. I'LL COME OVER LATER! Andrew: >> WAIT! BUT I'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT. Rita: >> THERE YOU ARE. Andrew: >> RITA! I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU. Rita: >> YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME. A GIRL COULD GET SPOILED AROUND YOU. Andrew: >> YOU GOT THE FLOWERS I SENT? Rita: >> THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! Andrew: >> I'VE GOT RESERVATIONS TONIGHT AT THE ITALIAN PLACE YOU LIKE. Rita: >> ANDREW, I CAN'T GO. Andrew: >> WHY NOT? ARE YOU WORKING OVERTIME? Rita: >> NO, I'VE BEEN PROMOTED. Andrew: >> THAT'S TERRIFIC! YOU'LL GO TO AFRICA WITH DR. BENNETT LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED! Rita: >> HE'S THE BEST. I'M LUCKY. BUT IT'S TWO YEARS... Darien: >> HEY, LOVEBIRDS! Rita: >> DARIEN, QUIT SNEAKING LIKE THAT! LOOK, I HAVE TO GO. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M HOME. BYE, DARIEN! Zoicite: >> IT'S TIME TO RETRIEVE ANOTHER RAINBOW CRYSTAL. SHOW US THE NEXT TARGET! RITA BLAKE, THE BIOLOGY RESEARCH STUDENT. Malachite: >> TOO BAD WE HAVE TO DESTROY SUCH BEAUTY. Zoicite: >> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT OF A HUMAN? YOU SAID I WAS THE ULTIMATE BEAUTY! Malachite: >> DON'T BE MAD; QUEEN BERYL WILL SEE YOUR ANGER AS WEAKNESS. ZOICITE... Zoicite: >> GO AWAY! Malachite: >> THERE'S NO ONE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME IN THE NEGAVERSE. Zoicite: >> I'M SO LUCKY. NOW IT'S TIME TO COLLECT WHAT'S OURS. Darien: >> WHY ARE YOU SO DOWN? Andrew: >> RITA'S LEAVING FOR AFRICA. THAT BUG RESEARCH PROJECT CAME THROUGH TODAY. Darien: >> I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO BREAK UP. Andrew: >> WE COULD HAVE A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. MAYBE I'LL GO TO AFRICA AND STUDY, TOO! Darien: >> BUT YOU HATE BUGS. Andrew: >> I COULD LEARN TO LIKE THEM FOR HER. Darien: >> I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A SURGEON? Andrew: >> NOT IF IT MEANS GIVING UP RITA. I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANYBODY LIKE HER. SHE'S GREAT! Darien: >> WON'T WORK LONG DISTANCE. Andrew: >> HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN TOTALLY GONE ON SOMEONE? Darien: >> GET REAL! Andrew: >> YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO'S SPECIAL AND EVERYTHING CLICKS AND YOU KNOW IT'S FOREVER. Darien: >> FOREVER? YOU'RE KIDDING! I CAN BARELY STAY INTERESTED FOR FIVE MINUTES. Andrew: >> WHAT ABOUT RAYE? Darien: >> I KNOW SHE'S GOT A CRUSH ON ME, BUT WE'RE JUST PALS. Andrew: >> SHE TOLD ME YOU'RE GOING TO KARATE TOGETHER. Raye: >> BEAT HIM ALL THREE TIMES! Andrew: >> BUT YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE AGE THING. I THINK OF SERENA AND HER FRIENDS AS LITTLE SISTERS. Darien: >> WAIT TILL HE FINDS OUT. SERENA AND LITA BOTH HAVE CRUSHES ON HIM. (knocking) Andrew: >> WHO IS IT? Lita: >> IT'S LITA! READY TO COOK UP A STORM! Andrew: >> BE RIGHT THERE! I WAS JUST GOING TO THE MARKET. Lita: >> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU NEED. Andrew: >> THE PLACE IS KIND OF A MESS. Lita: >> PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN COMPANY COMES OVER AND IT'S NEVER TRUE. EXCEPT IN THIS CASE! GOT DISH SOAP? Andrew: >> I THINK THERE'S SOME. Lita: >> YOU GET BUSY CLEANING THOSE DISHES. I CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING IN A MESS LIKE THIS. LET'S GO! ANDREW, WHAT'S THIS? Andrew: >> RITA AND ME AT A PICNIC. Lita: >> WHO'S RITA? YOUR SISTER? Andrew: >> SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. Lita: >> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING OUT? Andrew: >> A YEAR. Lita: >> SOMETIMES REALITY STINKS. Serena: >> WAKE UP CALL! YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH CLASS! THAT'S A FIRST FOR ME! Lita: >> LEAVE ME ALONE. Serena: >> IF LOOKS COULD KILL... LET ME GUESS: YOU BURNED ANDREW'S FOOD AND NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED! Luna: >> LIGHTEN UP ON HER! SHE FOUND OUT ANDREW'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND. Serena: >> NO WAY! WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED SO MISERABLE. Lita: >> ANDREW'S IN LOVE. Serena: >> NO! Lita: >> HE'S BEEN WITH HER FOR A YEAR. Serena: >> WHY DIDN'T HE MENTION HER SO WE COULD STOP MOPING OVER HIM? IT'S NOT FAIR! Lita: >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM. Serena: >> HE WAS MY FIRST CRUSH! Lita: >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH TUXEDO MASK. Serena: >> I AM, BUT HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME! Lita: >> DIAL IT DOWN, OKAY! Luna: >> YOU CAN'T BLAME HER. THE ONLY GUY WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR HER IS MELVIN, THE DWEEB. Serena: >> LUNA, YOU TRAITOR! Luna: >> DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! Serena: >> BEING A SAILOR SCOUT HAS TAUGHT ME TO NEVER GIVE UP, NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS MAY BE. I'LL GET WHAT I WANT! YES, I WILL. Lita: >> WHO EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? Serena: >> ANDREW! I'M NOT OVER HIM. Lita: >> WE'VE STILL GOT A CHANCE. HIS GIRLFRIEND'S GOING AWAY. MAYBE ONE OF US WILL GET HIM. Serena: >> I GUESS IT CAN'T HURT TO TRY. Serena & Lita: >>> ROMANCE WILL BE OURS, AND WE WON'T STOP TILL WE FIND IT! WE'RE LOVE SCOUTS! Luna: >> SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS IS A REALLY BAD DREAM! Serena: >> WANT TO GO FIRST? Lita: >> I THOUGHT WE COULD GO TOGETHER. Serena: >> OKAY, BUT DON'T BE MAD WHEN I SWEEP HIM OFF HIS FEET. Lita: >> I'LL SEE HIM ALONE. Darien: >> HEY, MEATBALLHEAD! Serena: >> I THOUGHT I SMELLED A RAT. Darien: >> ANDREW'S NOT WORKING TODAY. HE'S HELPING HIS GIRLFRIEND PACK FOR AFRICA. FACE IT, HE'S NOT INTERESTED. Serena: >> GO FALL IN A SEWER! Darien: >> I'M ONLY TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM HUMILIATION. IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. Lita: >> WHY WOULD YOU CARE? Serena: >> YEAH? Darien: >> MEATBALLHEAD, HE AND RITA ARE REALLY TIGHT. LEAVE THEM ALONE. Serena: >> MY NAME IS SERENA! IS YOUR BRAIN TOO SMALL TO GRASP THAT? Darien: >> I KNOW YOUR NAME, MEATBALLHEAD! Serena: >> HELLO, ANDREW? Arcade Worker: >> ANDREW'S AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S. Serena: >> I HATE IT WHEN DARIEN'S RIGHT. Darien: >> LITA, YOU'LL MAKE FOOLS OF YOURSELVES. Lita: >> BUT WE'RE LOVE SCOUTS. WE WON'T GIVE UP UNTIL ONE OF US DATES ANDREW! Darien: >> I WONDER IF I WAS THIS WIGGED OUT WHEN I WAS THAT AGE. Lita: >> WIGGED OUT! TAKE IT BACK! Lita: >> OKAY, THINK OF A GOOD EXCUSE SO HIS GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T THINK I'M SPYING. Rita: >> GOODNIGHT, DR. BENNETT. SEE YOU TOMORROW. Dr. Bennett: >> GOODNIGHT, RITA. Rita: >> BYE! Lita: >> THERE SHE IS... EXCUSE ME, RITA? Rita: >> YOU STARTLED ME! Lita: >> I APPRECIATE YOU TALKING TO ME. IT'S NICE OF YOU. Rita: >> SURE, BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A BIOLOGIST? Lita: >> ANDREW WAS TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP AND IT SOUNDS NEAT! Rita: >> IT WILL BE. IF I GO. BUT I'M NOT SURE IT'S WORTH LOSING ANDREW OVER. IT'S A BIG OPPORTUNITY, BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO MEET ANYONE ELSE. Lita: >> YOU CAN'T MISS AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS! I'D GO IN A MINUTE! ESPECIALLY IF I WERE FULFILLING MY GREATEST DREAM. MAYBE YOU AND ANDREW WILL JUST PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF! I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS ROMANTIC SABOTAGE STUFF. Serena: >> LITA'S GOING TO SHOW US HOW TO MAKE BEEF STROGANOFF. Lita: >> THAT'S HIS PLACE. Serena: >> I'M GETTING WIGGED OUT! Luna: >> RELAX! IT'S JUST A COOKING LESSON. Andrew: >> HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. COME ON IN. Serena: >> IT'S SO CLEAN! LIDA SAID IT WAS LIKE A TOXIC DUMP. THAT'S THE CUP I GAVE HIM! I WONDER IF HE THINKS OF ME WHEN HE USES IT? Lita: >> PUT IT DOWN! Andrew: >> THAT'S MY FAVOURITE. Serena: >> YOU DON'T MIND ME COMING? I NEED TO LEARN TO COOK, TOO. Andrew: >> NO, I'M GLAD YOU CAME. YOU BOTH CAN MEET MY GIRLFRIEND. Lita: >> LET'S GET STARTED. Serena: >> IS THERE ANYTHING HERE TO SNACK ON? Lita: >> WE'RE EATING SOON. Serena: >> WHAT DO WE DO TILL THEN? Lita: >> START PEELING POTATOES! Serena: >> I'LL FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE ARMY! Lita: >> THEN START THE ONIONS. Serena: >> BUT THAT MAKES ME CRY. Lita: >> YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT AS A COOK. Serena: >> THEN I'LL JUST EAT. (telephone ringing) Andrew: >> HELLO? RITA! Rita: >> I CAN'T COME FOR DINNER. I DON'T FEEL WELL. Andrew: >> WHAT IS IT? THE FLU? Rita: >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT COULD BE HEARTBREAK. Andrew: >> I'LL COME AND PICK YOU UP. DO YOU MIND HOLDING THE FORT FOR ME? Serena: >> NO, GO AND GET HER. Andrew: >> WILL IT BE RUINED? Lita: >> IT'LL KEEP. Andrew: >> YOU'RE THE GREATEST. BYE! Serena: >> LET'S EAT WITHOUT THEM! Lita: >> I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING BACK. Luna: >> SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED. ANDREW WOULDN'T RUN OUT. (beeping) THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL ALERT! THE NEGAVERSE IS NEAR! SERENA! Serena: >> I'M READY FOR BED. Luna: >> RAINBOW CRYSTAL ALERT! Lita: >> I WAS SO PREOCCUPIED, I DIDN'T HEAR IT! Serena: >> WE WASTED A WHOLE EVENING WAITING FOR ANDREW! Luna: >> JUST TRANSFORM! Serena: >> MOON PRISM POWER! Lita: >> JUPITER POWER! Zoicite: >> OUT OF THE WAY, WIMP! I'M AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. MOVE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. WHERE WERE WE? Lita: >> MONSTER, WHAT DO YOU WANT? Zoicite: >> RITA, WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE. YOU DON'T REMEMBER, BUT SOON YOU WILL. Rita: >> WHY ARE YOU AFTER ME? Zoicite: >> BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL. Rita (as a monster): >> FREE AT LAST! Sailor Moon: >> DID YOU SEE THAT? Sailor Jupiter: >> RITA'S A NEGAMONSTER! Luna: >> CAREFUL! SHE'S DANGEROUS! Sailor Moon: >> I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. Sailor Jupiter: >> WE FIGHT FOR LOVE! Sailor Moon: >> AND STOLEN HEARTS! Sailor Moon & Sailor Jupiter: >> IN THE NAME OF LOVE, WE WON'T LET MONSTERS STEAL OUR BOYFRIENDS! Luna: >> WHERE DO THEY GET THIS STUFF? Sailor Moon: >> WE BLAST OUR ENEMIES TO MOONDUST, AND THAT'S YOU! Rita (as a monster): >> YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, SAILOR BRAT! Sailor Moon: >> I'M TIRED OF YOU CALLING ME THAT! Rita (as a monster): >> FINE WITH ME! Zoicite: >> I SHOULD GET THE CRYSTAL BACK TO QUEEN BERYL. Tuxedo Mask: >> NOT SO FAST! Zoicite: >> TUXEDO MASK! Tuxedo Mask: >> THAT CRYSTAL IS MINE. HAND IT OVER! Zoicite: >> FINDERS KEEPERS! IT'S MINE NOW. Sailor Moon: >> HE'S SO PERFECT! Sailor Jupiter: >> I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ANDREW. Sailor Moon: >> YOU CAN HAVE ANDREW. TUXEDO MASK'S DREAMIER. Sailor Jupiter: >> THANKS. Sailor Moon: >> WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? EW, LEECHES! Sailor Moon: >> EW, LEECHES! Rita (as a monster): >> THOSE WILL SUCK THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU. YOU'LL BE LOWER THAN AN AMOEBA! Luna: >> SHE NEEDS TO BRUSH UP ON HER BIOLOGY. Sailor Jupiter: >> I'LL BLAST THIS BROAD BACK TO THE NEGAVERSE. SAY GOODBYE! JUPITER THUNDER BLAST! Rita (as a monster): >> THIS'LL BE FUN! Sailor Jupiter: >> SHE SUCKED UP MY POWER. Rita (as a monster): >> BLAST HER! Sailor Moon: >> LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOT YOUR POWER! Sailor Jupiter: >> IF I ZAP HER AGAIN, IT'LL MAKE HER STRONGER. Rita (as a monster): >> WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO BE BARBECUED FIRST? Sailor Moon: >> CAN YOU TURN THAT LIGHTENING BOLT OFF? Sailor Jupiter: >> NO. Rita (as a monster): >> TOO BAD I CAN'T TOAST YOUR PALS WITH YOU! Sailor Mercury: >> MERCURY BUBBLES... BLAST! Rita (as a monster): >> WHAT? Sailor Mercury: >> MERCURY! Sailor Mars: >> AND MARS! Sailor Mars: >> SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. LET'S GET RID OF THIS SLIME. MARS FIRE... IGNITE! Sailor Mercury: >> SAILOR MOON, IT'S UP TO YOU! Sailor Jupiter: >> SAVE RITA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! Sailor Mars: >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Sailor Moon: >> GIVE YOUR MOUTH A REST. Sailor Mars: >> HURRY BEFORE SHE GETS AWAY! Sailor Moon: >> QUIT GIVING ORDERS! Luna: >> WE'RE A TEAM, REMEMBER? Sailor Moon: >> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! Tuxedo Mask: >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT CRYSTAL! Zoicite: >> YOU WIN. I'M NO MATCH FOR TUXEDO MASK. SO LONG! YOU FELL FOR THAT! TUXEDO MASK, DONE IN BY HIS EGO! Tuxedo Mask: >> NEXT TIME WE MEET, I'LL BE READY! Rita: >> ANDREW! Andrew: >> RITA! Airport Announcer: >> LAST CALL FOR FLIGHT 402 TO NAIROBI... Andrew: >> I GUESS YOU BETTER GO. Rita: >> I KNOW. I'LL MISS YOU. Andrew: >> ME, TOO. Rita: >> I'LL WRITE... Andrew: >> EACH DAY. Rita: >> ME, TOO. ANDREW, YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART. Andrew: >> YOU IN MINE. Serena: >> THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE SEEN. Lita: >> NOW THAT IT'S OVER, WE SHOULD INVITE HIM FOR A MILKSHAKE! Serena: >> YOU'RE STILL AFTER HIM? Lita: >> NO, BUT IT'S GOOD PRACTICE! Serena: >> PRACTICE FOR WHAT? Lita: >> GETTING A DATE WITH TUXEDO MASK! Serena: >> HE'S MINE! "Sailor Moon Says": Serena: >> FOR LITA, IT WAS A BLOW FINDING OUT ANDREW HAD A GIRLFRIEND. This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is not identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/~castleinthesky transcript edited by: James Freeman