Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 21 "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

Queen Beryl:
  >>  I CALL UPON YOU, MIGHTY 
  NEGAFORCE. 
  IT IS I, QUEEN BERYL, COME 
  TO SEEK YOUR WISDOM. 
  I OFFER YOU THIS ENERGY. 
  IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR ADVICE 
  ON YOUR GLORIOUS QUEST. 
  I COMMAND YOU COME FORTH! 
Negaforce:
  >>  I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, 
  MY QUEEN. 
  YOUR SEARCH FOR ENERGY HAS 
  BEEN PROCEEDING WELL. 
  FINALLY, YOU'VE COLLECTED 
  ENOUGH TO CREATE A POWERFUL 
  TOOL FOR YOUR MISSION. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  OH? 
  AND WHAT IS THAT? 
Negaforce:
  >>  YOU MUST EXPEND PRECIOUS 
  ENERGY, BUT IT WILL BE WELL 
  WORTH IT. 
  IT WILL INCREASE YOUR POWER 
  A THOUSAND FOLD. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  WHATEVER, I'LL DO IT! 
Negaforce:
  >>  YOU MUST CREATE A NEW 
  HOMING CRYSTAL. 
  IT WILL LOCATE THE 7 RAINBOW 
  CRYSTALS FOR YOU. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  AH, THE RAINBOW 
  CRYSTALS. 
Negaforce:
  >>  YES. 
  THIS NEW HOMING CRYSTAL WILL 
  FINALLY LOCATE OUR 7 SHADOW 
  WARRIORS TRAPPED INSIDE 
  THEM. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  THE 7 SHADOWS, OUR MOST 
  POWERFUL WARRIORS, AT LAST, 
  RETURNED TO US. 
  THE SAILOR SCOUTS CANNOT 
  STAND AGAINST THEM. 
Negaforce:
  >>  YES. 
  AND, QUEEN BERYL, ONLY WHEN 
  YOU RETRIEVE THE 7 CRYSTALS 
  WILL THE SILVER IMPERIUM 
  CRYSTAL BE YOURS AT LAST! 
  YOU ALONE SHALL RULE THE 
  UNIVERSE! 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  EXCELLENT! 
Serena:
  >>  I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT 
  ON TIME. 
Luna:
  >>  SLOW DOWN, YOU FORGOT 
  YOUR LUNCH. 
Serena:
  >>  I CAN'T STOP, I'M WAY 
  LATE. 
Bully 1:
  >>  HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WATCH 
  WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 
Serena:
  >>  OH, I'M SORRY. 
Bully 1:
  >>  YEAH, WELL, APOLOGY NOT 
  ACCEPTED, YOU CLUMSY LITTLE 
  DWEEB. 
Bully 2:
  >>  DID YOU HEAR THAT? 
  MAYBE YOUR LUNCH MONEY WILL 
  MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER. 
Lita:
  >>  HOW ABOUT A FACELIFT. 
Bullies:
  >>>  HUH? 
Lita:
  >>  YOU HEARD ME. 
  I THINK YOU'D BETTER 
  APOLOGIZE TO THIS NICE YOUNG 
  LADY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S 
  BEST FOR YOU. 
Bully 1:
  >>  EW, WE'RE SHAKIN'. 
Bully 2:
  >>  LOOKY HERE. 
  THIS CHICK THINKS SHE'S 
  STRONGER THAN WE ARE, DON'T 
  YOU, BABE. 
Lita:
  >>  DON'T CALL BE BABE! 
Bullies:
  >>  ARG! 
Lita:
  >>  TAKE THAT! 
Bullies:
  >>  ARG! 
Lita:
  >>  NOW, APOLOGIZE AND THEN 
  MOVE YOUR SORRY CARCASS. 
Lita:
  >>  ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
Serena:
  >>  YEAH, THANKS. 
Lita:
  >>  TAKE CARE, KID. 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT BEAUTIFUL EARRINGS. 
Serena:
  >>  WOW, SHE'S AMAZING. 
Luna:
  >>  I SENSE SOMETHING. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  ONCE YOU FIND THE 7 
  RAINBOW CRYSTALS, THE 
  IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL WILL 
  BE OURS, AND OUR POWER WILL 
  BE UNSTOPPABLE. 
Zoicite:
  >>  THESE RAINBOW CRYSTALS, 
  IS IT TRUE THAT OUR 
  COMRADES, THE 7 SHADOWS, ARE 
  IMPRISONED INSIDE THEM? 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  UNFORTUNATELY, YES, ZOICITE.
  THE 7 SHADOWS WERE MY FINEST 
  WARRIORS IN THE WAR AGAINST 
  QUEEN SERENITY. 
  BUT SHE TRAPPED THEM INSIDE 
  THE WHILE HOT LIGHT OF THE 
  SILVER CRYSTAL, THEN HURLED 
  THEM INTO SPACE. 
  BUT SOMEHOW THE CRYSTAL 
  SHATTERED INTO THE 7 RAINBOW 
  CRYSTALS, A SHADOW WARRIOR 
  LOCKED INTO EACH PIECE. 
  THEY DISAPPEARED INTO THE 
  EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE. 
  LOSING THEM REMAINS A GREAT 
  BITTERNESS TO ME. 
  EVEN NOW, A THOUSAND YEARS 
  LATER. 
  I WANT THEM FREE! 
Zoicite:
  >>  BUT HOW CAN WE FREE 
  THEM? 
  WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 
Malachite:
  >>  THEY WERE RE-BORN IN 
  HUMANS WHO CARRY THE 
  CRYSTALS BUT HAVE NO MEMORY 
  OF THEIR FORMER EXISTENCE. 
Zoicite:
  >>  BUT EARTH IS A VAST 
  PLANET WITH MILLIONS OF 
  PEOPLE. 
  SURELY THERE IS A WAY TO 
  DISTINGUISH THEM FROM ALL OF 
  THE OTHERS. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  YOU HAVE SHOWN GREAT 
  PROMISE, ZOICITE, SO I WILL 
  ENTRUST YOU WITH A GREAT 
  MISSION. 
Zoicite:
  >>  YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, 
  MY QUEEN. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  HERE, THIS CRYSTAL IS 
  YOURS. 
  IT POSSESSES SPECIAL POWERS, 
  ENABLING IT TO TRACK DOWN 
  THE RAINBOW CRYSTALS. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  I TRUST YOU'LL KNOW WHAT 
  TO DO. 
Zoicite:
  >>  OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY. 
Zoicite:
  >>  DARK CRYSTAL, I COMMAND 
  YOU, SHOW ME ONE OF THE 7 
  RAINBOW CRYSTAL CARRIERS. 
Zoicite:
  >>  THIS MAN SHALL BE THE 
  FIRST. 
Unidentified Boy:
  >>  HEY, THIS IS SOCCER, NOT 
  DODGEBALL. 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT A LOUSY DAY! 
  FIRST MY LUNCH GETS ALL 
  SQUISHED THIS MORNING, THEN 
  I GET A DETENTION AGAIN. 
  THE KARATE MANIAC. 
  I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING 
  HERE? 
Melvin:
  >>  HI, SERENA. 
Serena:
  >>  AAH! 
  MELVIN, DON'T CREEP UP ON ME 
  LIKE THAT! 
Melvin:
  >>  I DIDN'T CREEP UP ON 
  YOU. 
  I WAS JUST GOING TO WARN YOU 
  ABOUT HER. 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT? 
Melvin:
  >>  SHE'S NEW HERE. 
  ACCORDING TO MY NOTES, HER 
  NAME IS LITA. SHE GOT 
  TRANSFERRED FROM HER OLD 
  SCHOOL FOR FIGHTING. 
  EVERYBODY'S KEEPING THEIR 
  DISTANCE. 
  YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. 
  THIS GIRL SOUNDS LIKE MAJOR 
  TROUBLE. 
  OH-OH, WHERE DID SHE GO? 
  SERENA, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR 
  MIND? 
  DON'T SNEAK UP ON HER. 
Lita:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU WANT? 
Serena:
  >>  NOTHING. 
  JUST WALKING BY. 
Lita:
  >>  YOU'RE THE GIRL I MET ON 
  THE WAY TO SCHOOL TODAY, 
  RIGHT. 
Serena:
  >>  OH, YOU REMEMBER THAT, 
  HUH. 
Lita:
  >>  HERE, HAVE A SEAT. 
Serena:
  >>  IS IT TRUE YOU WERE 
  KICKED OUT OF YOUR OLD 
  SCHOOL FOR FIGHTING? 
Melvin:
  >>  SHE'S GONE BONKERS. 
Lita:
  >>  WELL, SORT OF. 
  DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY 
  HOMEMADE MUFFINS? 
Serena:
  >>  YEAH!  I MEAN, I DON'T 
  USUALLY EAT SWEETS, BUT IF 
  YOU INSIST. 
Melvin:
  >>  NO, DON'T! 
Serena:
  >>  THEY'VE GOT CHOCOLATE 
  CHIPS, TOO. 
  MM-MM. 
Lita:
  >>  THANKS, I MADE THEM 
  MYSELF. 
  USUALLY I'M REALLY HUNGRY 
  AND I EAT A TON, BUT 
  EVERYONE'S BEEN SO MEAN, I 
  LOST MY APPETITE. 
Serena:
  >>  THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE 
  SCARED OF YOU. 
  I MEAN, THEY'RE SCARED OF 
  YOUR REPUTATION. 
Lita:
  >>  OH? 
Serena:
  >>  THERE'S A FULL REPORT ON 
  YOU ALREADY. 
  WORD GETS AROUND FAST IN 
  THIS PLACE. 
Lita:
  >>  OH, WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD 
  TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN 
  SCHOOL. 
Serena:
  >>  ARE YOU CRAZY! 
  WHAT FOR? 
  YOU'LL BE THE MYSTERIOUS NEW 
  GIRL. 
Lita:
  >>  YOU MEAN THE KARATE 
  MANIAC? 
Serena:
  >>  WHO WOULD CALL YOU THAT? 
Melvin:
  >>  ONLY SERENA COULD MAKE 
  FRIENDS WITH A MARTIAL ARTS 
  PSYCHOPATH. 
Serena:
  >>  I COME HERE ALMOST EVERY 
  DAY. 
  I LIKE VIDEO GAMES, DON'T 
  YOU? 
Lita:
  >>  SURE, AS LONG AS THERE'S 
  LOTS OF ACTION. 
Serena:
  >>  OKAY. 
  OH, RATS, I DON'T THINK 
  ANDREW IS WORKING TODAY. 
Lita:
  >>  WHO'S ANDREW? 
  YOUR BOYFRIEND OR A SECRET 
  CRUSH? 
Serena:
  >>  (giggles) 
Lita:
  >>  DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU 
  LIKE HIM AT ALL? 
Serena:
  >>  LIKE ANDREW? 
  NO, HE'S JUST SOME GUY WHO 
  WORKS HERE. 
Serena:
  >>  HEY, YOU LIKE SAILOR V, 
  TOO? 
Amy:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT ARE YOU 
  DOING HERE? 
  WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU HAVE? 
Amy:
  >>  YES, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO 
  MEET AT YOUR HOUSE, 
  REMEMBER. 
Serena:
  >>  OH, I MET A NEW FRIEND. 
Luna:
  >>  HER? 
Serena:
  >>  SHE TRANSFERRED TO OUR 
  SCHOOL TODAY. 
  SHE'S SO SWEET. 
Lita:
  >>  THIS IS RIGGED! 
Serena:
  >>  HEY, LITA, I'D LIKE TO 
  INTRODUCE YOU TO TWO OF MY 
  FRIENDS, AMY AND RAYE. 
Lita:
  >>  HI. 
Serena:
  >>  GUYS, THIS IS MY NEW 
  FRIEND LITA. 
Raye:
  >>  HELLO. 
Amy:
  >>  IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 
Serena:
  >>  I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET 
  THEM AFTER SCHOOL TO STUDY, 
  BUT SOMEONE FORGOT TO REMIND 
  ME. 
Raye:
  >>  NO, I DIDN'T, I CALLED 
  YOU THIS MORNING. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU DID NOT. 
Raye:
  >>  YEAH, YOU SWORE TO ME 
  YOU WERE WIDE AWAKE. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU BELIEVED ME? 
Raye:
  >>  OF COURSE, I BELIEVED 
  YOU, SERENA, BUT WE 
  SHOULDN'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU 
  EVERY TIME WE HAVE TO MEET! 
Serena:
  >>  YOU SHOULDN'T CALL SO 
  EARLY IN THE MORNING! 
Lita:
  >>  YOU GUYS ARE GOOD 
  FRIENDS; IT REALLY SHOWS. 
Serena/Raye:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! 
Raye:
  >>  ALL WE EVER DO IS ARGUE, 
  BECAUSE SERENA IS SO 
  STUBBORN! 
Serena:
  >>  I AM NOT! 
Raye:
  >>  YOU ARE, TOO! 
Lita:
  >>  YOU'D ALMOST THINK YOU 
  WERE SISTERS OR SOMETHING. 
Amy:
  >>  OH, DON'T MIND THEM, 
  THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING. 
Lita:
  >>  AND WHO ARE YOU? 
Luna:
  (purring) 
Serena:
  >>  THAT'S MY CAT LUNA. 
  AND SHE MUST REALLY LIKE 
  YOU, LITA, BECAUSE MOST OF 
  THE TIME SHE'S NOT THAT 
  FRIENDLY. 
Raye:
  >>  SO, SERENA, ARE YOU 
  READY TO STUDY? 
Serena/Raye:
  >>  HUH? 
Girls:
  >>  WOW! 
Girl:
  >>  DID YOU SEE THAT? 
Serena:
  >>  AMAZING. 
Girl:
  >>  HE'S A LEGEND AROUND 
  HERE. 
  PEOPLE CALL HIM "GAME 
  MACHINE JOE", BECAUSE 
  WHENEVER HE PLAYS HE GETS 
  ALL THE TOYS HE WANTS. 
  HE'S COOL - HE GIVES THEM TO 
  POOR KIDS. 
Serena:
  >>  HE SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A 
  SHOW-OFF TO ME. 
Lita:
  >>  HE LOOKS LIKE MY OLD 
  BOYFRIEND. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, ARE YOU OKAY? 
  HELLO? 
Lita:
  >>  HE'S SO TOTALLY DREAMY. 
  WOW, WHAT A CUTE GUY. 
Serena:
  >>  YOO-HOO, ARE YOU IN 
  THERE? 
  EARTH TO LITA, COME IN, 
  LITA. 
  ALL THIS OVER SOME GUY? 
Zoicite:
  >>  YES, THIS IS THE HUMAN 
  WHO BEARS THE RAINBOW 
  CRYSTAL. 
  NOW IS MY CHANCE. 
Joe:
  >>  HEY, WHOA! 
  SMOOTH MOVE, JOEY BOY. 
  TRYING TO ESCAPE, ARE YOU. 
  DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET YOU A 
  GOOD HOME. 
Zoicite:
  >>  EXCELLENT, THERE'S NO 
  ONE ELSE AROUND. 
Zoicite:
  >>  I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN 
  TO FRIGHTEN YOU. 
Joe:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU WANT? 
Zoicite:
  >>  YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND 
  OUT. 
Joey:
  >>  HEY, I DON'T WANT ANY 
  TROUBLE. 
  JUST LET ME GET BY. 
Zoicite:
  >>  NOW TO RETRIEVE THE 
  RAINBOW CRYSTAL FROM THIS 
  HUMAN WEAKLING. 
  QUEEN BERYL WILL BE VERY 
  PLEASED. 
Joe:
  >>  WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 
  I FEEL SO STRANGE. 
  AAH! 
  UUH! 
  AAAAHH! 
Lita:
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 
Zoicite:
  >>  SO WHO'S THIS? 
Lita:
  >>  LEAVE HIM ALONE, IF YOU 
  KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 
Zoicite:
  >>  NUISANCE! 
  I WAS SO CLOSE. 
Lita:
  >>  NOW TAKE OFF! 
Zoicite:
  >>  EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS WAS 
  A PRIVATE CONVERSATION. 
Lita:
  >>  NOT ANY MORE! 
Zoicite:
  >>  BUZZ OFF, KID, BEFORE I 
  GET ANGRY. 
Lita:
  >>  I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE. 
Zoicite:
  >>  BUT I'M NOT FINISHED. 
Lita:
  >>  YOU ARE NOW! 
Zoicite:
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET 
  THAT. 
  YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 
  DEALING WITH. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, THERE YOU ARE. 
Serena:
  >>  OH NO, SHE'S FIGHTING 
  AGAIN. 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT HAPPENED? 
  DID SHE HURT YOU? 
Lita:
  >>  NO, IT WAS HER. 
  ARE YOU OKAY? 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, 
  YOU GUYS, HUH? 
Joe:
  >>  DON'T TOUCH ME! 
  I DON'T NEED YOU GIRLS 
  SWARMING ALL OVER ME. 
Serena:
  >>  FINE, LET HIM GO AWAY IF 
  HE'S GOING TO BE SO 
  UNGRATEFUL. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, DOES THIS MEAN I 
  CAN KEEP ALL THE PRIZES? 
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, BE SERIOUS. 
  THERE ARE STRONG FORCES 
  COMING FROM BOTH OF THEM. 
Serena:
  >>  HUH? 
Luna:
  >>  WE HAVE TO KEEP A VERY 
  CLOSE EYE ON THEM, 
  DISCREETLY. 
Serena:
  >>  BOTH OF THEM? 
  ARE YOU SURE? 
Luna:
  >>  OF COURSE, I'M SURE. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, HOLD ON! 
  I'M COMING WITH YOU! 
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S DEFINITELY 
  DISCREET. 
Lita:
  >>  HEY, I WAS ONLY TRYING 
  TO HELP. 
  WOULD YOU STOP ALREADY, I 
  JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 
  YOU'RE OKAY. 
Joe:
  >>  YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO 
  GIVE UP, DO YOU? 
Lita:
  >>  NO, NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT 
  I WANT, AND BELIEVE ME, I 
  ALWAYS DO. 
  AND I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE 
  ALL RIGHT? 
Joe:
  >>  DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS 
  TEACH YOU NOT TO TALK TO 
  STRANGERS. 
Lita:
  >>  WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY 
  A STRANGER, SINCE EVERYBODY 
  KNOWS YOUR NAME, YOU ARE 
  GAME MACHINE JOE - THE 
  GREATEST PRIZE WINNER TO 
  EVER ROAM THE VIDEO ARCADES. 
Joe:
  >>  NOW YOU KNOW MY NAME, 
  WHAT'S YOURS? 
Lita:
  >>  LITA. 
  WILL YOU TELL ME HOW YOU GOT 
  SO GOOD AT THE CRANE GAME? 
Joe:
  >>  I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO, 
  LITA, BUT...AHH! 
Lita:
  >>  BUT WHAT?  ARE YOU OKAY? 
  JOE, WHAT'S WRONG? 
  DID I SAY SOMETHING? 
Joe:
  >>  GO AWAY! 
Lita:
  >>  WHY?
Joe:
  >>  JUST GO AWAY ALREADY, 
  WOULD YOU, YOU'RE BEING A 
  PEST. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO 
  RUDE! 
Lita:
  >>  I THINK HE KIND OF LIKES 
  ME. 
  BUT HE'S SHY. 
  HE SEEMS LIKE A REALLY NICE 
  GUY. 
  I WISH I COULD JUST TALK TO 
  HIM MORE. 
Serena:
  >>  HEY, LUNA, DO YOU THINK 
  THOSE FORCES YOU FELT MIGHT 
  HAVE BEEN LOVE? 
Joe:
  >>  ARG...  WHAT'S HAPPENING 
  TO ME? 
  MY HEART'S BEATING SO FAST. 
  COULD IT BE BECAUSE OF LITA? 
Lita:
  >>  WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME, 
  YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REALLY 
  TIRED. 
Serena:
  >>  WHO, ME? 
  WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 
Serena:
  >>  DO YOU SEE THAT, LITA? 
  HE WANTS YOU TO GO IN THERE. 
Lita:
  >>  UH, I DON'T KNOW NOW. 
Serena:
  >>  NOW IS THE TIME YOU 
  DECIDE YOU'RE GOING TO GET 
  ALL SHY? 
  YOU ARE GOING IN THERE. 
  YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE 
  ABLE TO TALK TO HIM AND YOU 
  GOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. 
Joe:
  >>  HERE SHE COMES, I WON'T 
  BE NERVOUS. 
Lita:
  >>  HI, JOE, CAN I SIT DOWN? 
Joe:
  >>  YEAH, OF COURSE. 
Lita:
  >>  THANKS. 
Joe:
  >>  I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT 
  YOU DID FOR ME TODAY. 
Lita:
  >>  ARE YOU ANGRY? 
Joe:
  >>  NO. 
  I GUESS I WAS JUST REALLY 
  EMBARRASSED BECAUSE YOU 
  MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A 
  WIMP. 
Lita:
  >>  I DON'T. 
Joe:
  >>  I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE 
  THAT ANYBODY WOULD WANT TO 
  START A FIGHT JUST OVER A 
  BUNCH OF TOYS. 
Lita:
  >>  HOW DID YOU GET THEM, 
  ANYWAY? 
Joe:
  >>  BEFORE I SHOW YOU, YOU 
  HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL 
  ANYONE. 
Lita:
  >>  I PROMISE. 
Joe:
  >>  ALL RIGHT, HERE IT GOES. 
Lita:
  >>  NO WAY. 
  HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 
  THAT'S AMAZING. 
Joe:
  >>  I KIND OF CHEAT. 
  I USED THAT FORCE TO GET THE 
  PRIZES FROM THE MACHINE. 
  I DON'T TELL MANY PEOPLE 
  BECAUSE THEY'D PROBABLY 
  FREAK OUT. 
Lita:
  >>  THAT'S SO GREAT. 
  HOW DID YOU LEARN TO CONTROL 
  THINGS LIKE THAT? 
Joe:
  >>  ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T LEARN 
  IT, IT'S SOMETHING I WAS 
  BORN WITH AND IT CAN'T 
  REALLY BE EXPLAINED, YOU 
  KNOW? 
Lita:
  >>  YES, I THINK I DO. 
Zoicite:
  >>  HELLO, MISS, CAN I TAKE 
  YOUR ORDER? 
Lita:
  >>  YES, I'D LIKE A CUP OF 
  HOT TEA WITH SOME LEMON, 
  PLEASE, AND A PIECE OF 
  CHERRY PIE WITH ICE CREAM ON 
  THE SIDE. 
Lita:
  >>  YOU AGAIN! 
Joe:
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 
Lita:
  >>  LEAVE US ALONE! 
Lita/Joe:
  >>  WHOA! 
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S NO WAITRESS. 
  WE'D BETTER GET IN THERE. 
Joe:
  >>  I GOT TO GET OUT OF 
  HERE! 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT DID YOU DO, MR. 
  GAME WIZARD, SET UP A TRAP? 
Joe:
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 
  ABOUT? 
  I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT LADY. 
Serena:
  >>  YEAH, RIGHT. 
  THEN HOW COME SHE KNEW 
  EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE? 
Joe:
  >>  I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 
  YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, SO GET 
  OUT OF MY WAY IF YOU KNOW 
  WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 
Lita:
  >>  MAYBE SHE'S HIS JEALOUS 
  GIRLFRIEND. 
Zoicite:
  >>  THAT CRYSTAL'S MINE NOW. 
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 
  CHECK ON YOUR FRIEND. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, DID THAT WHACKO HURT YOU? 
  ARE YOU OKAY? 
Lita:
  >>  SHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE 
  AND SPRANG A SURPRISE ATTACK 
  ON US. 
Serena:
  >>  HOW DO YOU FEEL THOUGH? 
Lita:
  >>  ANGRY! 
Joe:
  >>  LEAVE ME ALONE! 
Zoicite:
  >>  BUT YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING 
  I WANT, AND I'M NOT LEAVING 
  UNTIL I GET IT. 
Zoicite:
  >>  DON'T WORRY, SOON YOU'LL 
  BE YOURSELF AGAIN. 
  YOUR TRUE SELF. 
  YOU'RE ON MY SIDE, BOY, YOU 
  JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. 
Lita:
  >>  JOE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 
Zoicite:
  >>  MINE, AT LAST. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  DROP THAT CRYSTAL! 
Lita:
  >>  IT'S SAILOR MOON. 
Zoicite:
  >>  WELL, IT'S THE SO-CALLED 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET 
  AWAY WITH THIS. 
Zoicite:
  >>  OH, I THINK I ALREADY 
  HAVE. 
  I'D LOVE TO STAY BUT I THINK 
  I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT A LITTLE 
  VICTORY CELEBRATION TO 
  ATTEND. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  STOP! 
Zoicite:
  >>  IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY 
  BETTER, I'LL BE LEAVING YOUR 
  PAL ALONE FROM NOW ON. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WAIT A SEC! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WHAT? 
  WHO ARE YOU? 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  ARG... 
  I'M GAME MACHINE MAN, 
  CHAMPION OF THE NEGAVERSE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SHE TURNED HIM AGAINST 
  US. 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  TIME TO PLAY, SAILOR 
  GIRL. 
  THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  HE'S TOO FAST! 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  NO BONUS ROUND FOR YOU. 
Lita:
  >>  A NEW PLAYER'S UP NOW 
  AND YOU'RE HEADED FOR A BAD 
  FALL. 
Luna:
  >>  THE FOURTH SIGN!
Lita:
  >>  THE GAME'S OVER. 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  BUT I'M NOT OUT. 
  ROUND TWO COMING AT YOU. 
Lita:
  >>  WATCH OUT! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AAH! 
  SOMEONE HELP! HE'S TOO STRONG!
Lita:
  >>  HOLD ON, I'LL GET HIM.
Luna:
  >>  NO, WAIT. 
  LITA, USE THIS TO TRANSFORM, 
  IT'S YOUR BEST HOPE. 
Lita:
  >>  HOW DID YOU LEARN TO 
  TALK? 
Luna:
  >>  NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, 
  LITA, JUST TRUST ME ON THIS 
  ONE. 
  TAKE THIS STICK AND DO WHAT 
  I SAY. 
  LIKE SAILOR MOON, YOU'RE 
  DESTINED TO DEFEND PEACE AND 
  JUSTICE. 
  NOW, SAY "JUPITER POWER". 
Lita:
  >>  JUPITER POWER! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LITA'S SAILOR JUPITER. 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  JUPITER SCHMUPITER. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WATCH OUT! 
Sailor Jupiter:
  >>  ON BEHALF OF JUPITER, I 
  CALL UPON THE FORCES OF 
  THUNDER AND LIGHTENING TO 
  VANQUISH THIS EVIL. 
  SUPREME THUNDER, CRASH! 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  AH!  MY CIRCUITS! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  YOU WHIPPED HIM JUST 
  LIKE THAT. 
Sailor Jupiter:
  >>  I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS 
  SO. 
Luna:
  >>  NO, NOT YET, SAILOR 
  SCOUTS. 
  THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY YOU 
  COULD STOP HIM IS BY MAKING 
  HIM HUMAN AGAIN. 
Saior Moon:
  >>  HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO 
  DO THAT? 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  GRR... 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  OH-OH, HE'S GETTING 
  READY TO ATTACK AGAIN. 
Luna:
  >>  NO, HE WON'T. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WOW, WHAT'S THIS, LUNA? 
Luna:
  >>  IT'S THE CRESCENT MOON 
  WAND. 
  TAKE IT AND SAY "MOON 
  HEALING ACTIVATION". 
  IT WILL BREAK THE SPELL. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! 
Game Machine Man:
  >>  NO!  NO!  AAHH! 
Sailor Jupiter:
  >>  IT'S JOE, HE'S BACK. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WOW, COOL. 
Luna:
  >>  SAILOR JUPITER, YOU WERE 
  MOST IMPRESSIVE. 
  YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT 
  SAILOR SCOUT. 
Sailor Jupiter:
  >>  THANK YOU, LUNA, I'M 
  GLAD YOU THINK SO. 
Luna:
  >>  SAILOR MOON, THE 
  CRESCENT MOON WAND IS A VERY 
  IMPORTANT ELEMENT OF OUR 
  MISSION, BECAUSE IT'S THE 
  SYMBOL OF OUR LEADER. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LEADER?  NO WAY, NOT ME. 
Luna:
  >>  BUT IT IS YOUR DESTINY 
  TO BE THE LEADER OF THE 
  SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  THE CRESCENT MOON WAND IS A 
  POWERFUL TREASURE, AND YOU 
  MUST GUARD IT UNTIL WE FIND 
  THE PRINCESS OF THE MOON. 
Lita:
  >>  GET OUT OF THE WAY. 
  HA-HA, GOTCHA! 
  NOW, JUST PAST THESE GUYS. 
  OH, NO! 
  WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 
  OH, RATS. 
  ALRIGHT, THIS TIME I'M GOING 
  TO MAKE IT. 
  GET AWAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S 
  GOOD FOR YOU. 
Andrew:
  >>  HEY, SERENA, WHAT'S UP? 
Serena:
  >>  HEY, LONG TIME NO SEE, 
  ANDREW. 
Andrew:
  >>  GUESS WHAT, SOMEBODY 
  TOLD ME THAT GAME MACHINE 
  JOE CAME IN TODAY, DID YOU 
  SEE HIM? 
Serena:
  >>  WELL, YEAH, BUT HE WAS 
  PRETTY MUCH AN ORDINARY KIND 
  OF GUY ONCE YOU GOT TO KNOW 
  HIM. 
Andrew:
  >>  HEY, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 
Serena:
  >>  LITA. 
Lita:
  >>  OH, WOW, HE'S EXACTLY 
  LIKE MY OLD BOYFRIEND. 
Serena:
  >>  OH, NOT THAT AGAIN. 
  I THOUGHT JOE LOOKED LIKE 
  YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND. 
Lita:
  >>  HE'S DREAMY. 
Serena:
  >>  LITA, GROW UP, YOU CAN'T 
  HAVE A CRUSH EVERY TWO 
  MINUTES. 
Luna:
  >>  LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 


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