Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 18 "Worth A Princess's Ransom" 

Opening Theme (taken from the N/A Soundtrack word booklet):
	Fighting evil by moonlight
	Winning love by daylight
	Never running from a real fight
	She is the one named Sailor Moon
	She will... never turn her back on a friend
	She is... always there to defend
	She is... the one on whom we can depend
	She is the one named Sailor...
	...Sailor Venus
	...Sailor Mercury
	...Sailor Mars
	...Sailor Jupiter
	With secret powers
	All so new to her
	She is the one named Sailor Moon
	She is the one...  Sailor Moon!


Serena:
  I can't be late!
  What's this traffic jam?
  Looks like a security check.
  Must be some big shot!
  Morning, Molly! 
Molly:
  If you say so.
Serena:
  What's the matter?
  You seem down.
  Have a bad dream? 
Neflyte (in Molly's dream):
  Well, Molly, a mystery meeting
  sounds romantic...
  Do you think I'm stupid, sailor girl?!
  I know who you are! 
Molly:
  I guess it was a dream,
  or I'd remember more. 
Serena:
  He!  We'd better get our rears in ger.
  If I'm late again, I'll get
  a detention!
  I'm wiped out. 
Melvin:
  Hidey-ho!  Want the latest buzz?
  Princess Diamond's in town
  And she's having a huge party to
  Show her family's jewels. 
Serena:
  Who's Princess Diamond?
Melvin:
  Only the heiress to the
  largest jewel collection
  ever.
  Everyone wants to see her
  Imperial Crystal. 
Serena:
  I'D LOVE TO MEET A REAL 
  PRINCESS! 
Molly:
  IT'LL BE A HUGE BORE. 
  MY MOTHER'S MAKING ME GO. 
  THEY INVITED ALL THE TOWN'S 
  JEWELERY STORE OWNERS FROM ALL OVER TOWN. 
  GEE, I WISH I COULD GET OUT OF IT, BUT 
  MY MOM'S BEING RIGID. 
Serena:
    THEN GIVE ME YOUR 
  TICKET!  PLEASE PLEASE?
  I WANT TO GO! 
Luna:
    PRINCESS DIAMOND WILL 
  UNVEIL THE IMPERIAL CRYSTAL 
  TONIGHT. 
  COULD SHE BE OUR MOON 
  PRINCESS? 
Beryl:
    I'M INTERESTED IN THIS
  PRINCESS DIAMOND. 
  SHE MAY HAVE THE LONG-LOST SILVER 
  CRYSTAL THAT WE NEED TO 
  RELEASE THE NEGAFORCE AND 
  TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. 
Zoicite
  I'M AMAZED YOU'RE HERE, 
  NEFLITE, AFTER YOUR 
  EMBARRASSMENT WITH THE 
  SAILOR SCOUTS. 
Neflite:
  QUEEN BERYL SUMMONED HER 
  WARRIORS, SO I CAME. 
Zoicite
  WARRIORS, NOT LOSERS. 
Nephlyte:
  BUZZ OFF, Zoicite.! 
  YOU CALLED, MAJESTY? 
Beryl:  
  YES. 
  THERE'S A PRINCESS DIAMOND 
  TRAVELLING THE WORLD WITH 
  THE IMPERIAL CRYSTAL, A 
  FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 
  IT COULD BE THE SILVER 
  CRYSTAL WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING 
  FOR ALL THESE YEARS. 
  IF WE GET IT FAST, THERE 
  WILL NO LONGER BE A 
  UNIVERSE. 
  ONLY THE NEGAVERSE! 
Zoicite:  
  SEND ME! 
  NEFLITE IS A LOSER. 
Beryl:  
  IF HE FAILS, HE'S 
  HISTORY. 
Neflyte:  
  I'LL BE BACK WITH THAT 
  CRYSTAL! 
Zoicite:  
  QUEEN BERYL!  WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH 
  HIM? 
  HASN'T HE FAILED ENOUGH? 
Beryl:  
  YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN. 
  DESPERATION IS THE BEST 
  MOTIVATION. 
Zoicite:  
  OH, MALACHITE, WHEN WILL I EVER GET MY 
  CHANCE? 
Malachite:  
  YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE SOON ENOUGH. 
  BE PATIENT; IMPATIENCE CAN 
  BE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS. 
Zoicite:  
  WHAT IF NEFLITE 
  SUCCEEDS? 
Malachite:  
  I DOUBT HE WILL. 
  BUT DON'T QUESTION BERYL'S 
  ORDERS. 
  SHE HATES THAT. 
Raye:  
  REALLY?  YOU THINK SHE COULD BE 
  OUR PRINCESS? 
Luna:  
  POSSIBLY. 
  SHE'S FROM A LONG ROYAL LINE 
  AND SHE HAS THIS ANCIENT 
  CRYSTAL. 
  WE HAVE TO CHECK HER OUT, AT LEAST. 
Serena:  
  CAN'T WE PHONE? 
Amy:   
  THERE'S NO WAY WE'D GET 
  THROUGH. 
  AND WE NEED TO SEE HER AND 
  THAT CRYSTAL. 
Serena:  
  FAT CHANCE! 
  MELVIN TOLD ME ABOUT THE 
  SECURITY AT THE EMBASSY. 
  AND NONE OF US HAS AN 
  INVITATION TO GET IN. 
Raye:  
  WHAT, YOU GOT NOODLES INSIDE THAT HEAD
  OF YOURS TO GO WITH THE MEATBALLS?!  WE'RE THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS! 
  WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO 
  GET IN. 
Serena:  
  YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING AT 
  ME?  RAYE, YOU'RE SO MEAN! 
Raye:  
  I WASN'T YELLING! 
Amy:  
  I SAY WE GO TO THE 
  EMBASSY TONIGHT AND SEE HOW 
  TO GET IN. 
  I SEE WHAT I CAN DIG UP ON 
  THE PRINCESS AND HER JEWELS. 
  OKAY? 
Luna:  
  I WISH YOU'D TAKE THE 
  SCOUT BUSINESS MORE 
  SERIOUSLY. 
  THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN 
  CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES. 
Serena:  
  I'M HOME! 
Dad:    HI! 
Serena:  
  WHY ARE YOU ALL DRESSED 
  UP? 0
Dad:  
  I'M GOING TO THE EMBASSY 
  PARTY. 
  GOT AN INVITE AT WORK. 
Serena:  
  PRINCESS DIAMOND'S 
  PARTY? 
  OH, I WANT TO GO, DAD! 
  PLEASE? 
Dad:  
  SORRY, CAN'T DO IT. 
  I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT 
  TOMORROW. 
Serena:  
  EVERYONE'S GOING EXCEPT 
  ME. 
  I KNOW! 
Luna:  
  YOU HAVE AN IDEA? 
Serena:  
  YES. 
Luna:  
  NOT AGAIN! 
Serena:  
  DISGUISE POWER! 
  TURN ME INTO THE FOXIEST 
  FEMME AROUND! 
  HOW DO I LOOK? 
Luna:  
  TURN AROUND. 
  FINE, BUT THAT LUNA PEN IS 
  ONLY FOR SAILOR BUSINESS. 
Serena:  
  THIS IS SAILOR BUSINESS. 
  ONCE I GET IN THE EMBASSY 
  AND CHECK OUT THE GUYS, I'LL 
  INVESTIGATE THE PRINCESS. 
  I'LL BE WORKING HARD. 
Luna:  
  WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING. 
  I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT 
  THIS. 
Moon Princess:  
  TUXEDO MASK, FIND THE 
  IMPERIAL SILVER CRYSTAL. 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  I WILL; THEN WE CAN BE 
  TOGETHER AGAIN. 
Darien:
  IT'S THAT DREAM AGAIN. 
Serena:  
  I HOPE I DON'T GET 
  BUSTED BY SECURITY. 
  HI, GIRLS! 
Amy and Raye:  
  SERENA? 
Guard at gate:  
  MAY I SEE YOUR 
  INVITATION? 
Serena:  
  I'M THE COUNTESS 
  POPOVER. 
  CHECK IT IN YOUR V.I.P. 
  LIST. 
Guard at gate:  
  LET ME SEE... 
Serena:  
  THIS DISGUISE STUFF IS 
  GREAT! 
  THEY'RE WEARING MASKS LIKE 
  IN THE MOVIES! 
  IT'S SO CLASSIC! 
Neflyte:  
  I KNEW SHE'D BE HERE. 
Molly:  
  THIS IS SUCH A SNOOZE. 
Neflyte:  
  HELLO, MOLLY. 
  MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 
  YOU REMEMBER ME? 
Molly:  
  OF COURSE. 
  YOU'RE MAXFIELD STANTON. 
Neflyte:  
  DO YOU DANCE? 
Molly:  
  YES. 
  NOT VERY WELL. 
Neflyte:  
  I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 
  SOMEONE AS LOVELY AS YOU! 
Molly:  
  YOU THINK THAT? 
Neflyte:  
  YOU WERE JUST BEING 
  MODEST. 
Serena:  
  I WONDER WHERE DAD IS? 
  I'LL SEE IF HE RECOGNIZES 
  ME. 
Dad:  
  SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A 
  PRINCESS. 
  I'LL GET A PICTURE OF HER 
  FOR SERENA!  SHE LOVES TO PLAY PRINCESS...
Serena:  
  HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME, 
  OR HE WOULD HAVE BEEN 
  FRITZED. 
Woman at party:  
  HERE'S YOUR DRINK. 
Serena:  
  MY DRESS! 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  SO, THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.
  THOSE MUSCLE-MEN AREN'T JUST THERE TO BE
  GUARDING A DOORKNOB.  HOW AM I GOING TO GET PAST THEM?
Serena:  
  WHICH WAY? 
  HUH? 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  WHO IS THAT? 
  SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 
  COULD IT BE...? 
  SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL IN 
  MY DREAM. 
Neflyte:  
  I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU, 
  MOLLY. 
Molly:  
  REALITY CHECK! 
  MAXFIELD STANTON AND ME? 
Neflyte:  
  DO I MAKE YOU FEEL 
  UNCOMFORTABLE? 
  LOOK AT ME... 
Molly:  
  MAXFIELD... 
Neflyte:  
  THAT'S BETTER. 
  YES, FROM NOW ON YOU'LL OBEY 
  ONLY ME, YOUR MASTER. 
Molly:  
  YES! 
Serena:  
  NO WONDER MOLLY DIDN'T 
  WANT TO COME. 
  IT'S BORING IF YOU DON'T 
  DANCE. 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 
Serena:  
  IT'S TUXEDO MASK! 
  THIS MUST BE A DREAM! 
  DON'T LET ME FALL ON MY 
  FACE! 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE 
  GIRL IN MY DREAM. 
  WHO IS SHE? 
Serena: 
  WHY DO I FEEL LIKE WE'VE 
  DANCED TOGETHER BEFORE? 
  IT FEELS SO RIGHT. 
Guard at princess's door:  
  SORRY, NO ADMITTANCE. 
Molly:  
  THE PRINCESS SAID IT WAS 
  URGENT. 
  I'M DOING AS ASKED. 
Guard at princess's door: 
  SHE DIDN'T TELL US. 
Princess Diamond:  
  WHY CAN'T DADDY PRESENT 
  THE CRYSTAL HIMSELF? 
  I HATE TALKING IN FRONT OF 
  PEOPLE. 
  IF MY STAND-IN DOESN'T SHOW 
  UP, I'LL HAVE TO DO IT. 
  (knocking) 
Guard at princess's door:  
  THIS GIRL SAYS YOU ASKED 
  HER TO COME UP. 
Molly:  
  DIAMOND, WHAT'S WITH 
  THESE GOONS? 
Princess Diamond:  
  YOU'RE HERE! 
  LEAVE US. 
  THE AGENCY DID A GREAT JOB! 
  YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 
  NO ONE WILL KNOW. 
Molly:  
  MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET 
  YOUR PRESCRIPTION CHECKED! 
  I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF 
  THAT! 
Guard at princess's door:  
  PRINCESS, WE HEARD 
  SCREAMS! 
Molly:  
  OUT OF MY WAY! 
Princess Diamond's Daughter:  
  WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY 
  DAUGHTER? 
Guard at princess's door:  
  SHE'S NOT HERSELF. 
  BETTER SOUND THE ALERT. 
Luna:  
  I'VE GOT A FEELING THE 
  NEGAVERSE HEARD ABOUT THE 
  CRYSTAL. 
  LET'S GO! 
Neflyte:  
  PRINCESS, HERE! 
  THROW ME THE CRYSTAL! 
Princess Diamond:  
  YES, MASTER! 
Serena:  
  YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT TO 
  HIM! 
Serena:  
  HELP! 
Luna:  
  HOLD ON! 
Serena:  
  DON'T THROW ME! 
Princess Diamond:  
  WHEN OPPORTUNITY 
  KNOCKS... 
Amy:  
  DO YOU FEEL THAT 
  SOMETHING'S WRONG? 
Raye:  
  YEAH. 
Neflyte:  
  TUXEDO MASK! 
  I HATE HIM! 
  HE'LL PAY FOR MEDDLING WITH 
  ME! 
Raye:  
  MARS FIRE... 
  IGNITE! 
  LET'S SEE HOW BRAVE YOU ARE 
  WITHOUT YOUR UGLY PALS! 
Serena:  
  HELP ME! 
  DON'T DROP ME! 
Luna:  
  WAIT. 
  NOW HELP THE OTHER GIRLS. 
Serena:  
  WHICH WAY? 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  TAKE THE STAIRS DOWN. 
  I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE! 
Amy:  
  HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 
  WHY ARE YOU AFTER THE 
  CRYSTAL? 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  BECAUSE IT'S THE KEY TO 
  THE UNIVERSE. 
  UNTIL I HAVE IT, I'LL NEVER 
  KNOW WHO I REALLY AM! 
Amy:  
  YOU'RE TUXEDO MASK, 
  FRIEND OF THE SAILOR SCOUTS. 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO 
  I AM. 
  REMEMBER THAT. 
Serena: 
   MY MYSTERY MAN! 
Amy:  
  WHAT HAPPENED TO 
  PRINCESS DIAMOND? 
Serena:  
  OOPS, I FORGOT! 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
Person at party:  
  WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH 
  HER? 
Person at party:  
  CALL A DOCTOR! 
Person at party:  
  SHE FAINTED! 
Dad:    NEED A PICTURE! 
Neflyte:  
  I CAN'T FACE QUEEN BERYL 
  EMPTY-HANDED. 
  I WILL GET THAT CRYSTAL! 
Person at party:  
  HOW WEIRD! 
Princess Diamond:  
  WHAT ARE YOU GAWKING AT? 
  LET'S PUT THAT WASTED ENERGY 
  TO BETTER USE! 
Serena:  
  I AM SAILOR MOON, 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! 
Amy:  
  I AM SAILOR MERCURY! 
Raye: 
  I'M SAILOR MARS! 
  WE WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND 
  TRIUMPH OVER EVIL! 
Serena:  
  AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE 
  MOONDUST, SISTER! 
Princess Diamond:  
  THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO 
  ADDRESS ROYALTY! 
Luna: 
  CAREFUL, SCOUTS. 
Princess Diamond:  
  SEE YOU! 
Raye:  
  I CALL UPON THE POWER OF 
  MARS! 
  HELP US TO DEFEAT THIS 
  NEGASLIME! 
  MARS FIREBALL CHARGE! 
Serena, Raye, and Amy:  
  THAT'S NEFLITE'S FACE! 
Neflyte:  
  FINALLY, I'LL BE RID OF 
  YOU. 
Raye:  
  SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! 
Serena:  
  MERCURY, HOW ABOUT YOUR 
  BUBBLES? 
Amy:  
  I'LL TRY. 
  MERCURY BUBBLES! 
  BLAST! 
Serena:  
  WE WON'T LET YOU GET 
  THAT CRYSTAL. 
  MY TIARA WILL MAKE SURE OF 
  IT! 
  MOON TIARA MAGIC! 
  YES! 
Neflyte's shadow:  
  OH... 
Serena:  
  YOU ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS? 
Princess Diamond:  
  I THINK SO. 
  WHAT HAPPENED? 
Luna:  
  MISS, ARE YOU THE MOON 
  PRINCESS WE'VE BEEN LOOKING 
  FOR? 
Princess Diamond:  
  I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY 
  GLASSES... 
Luna:  
  IT'S VERY IMPORTANT! 
  ARE YOU THE MOON PRINCESS? 
Princess Diamond:  
  THAT CAT'S TALKING! 
Luna:  
  SHE'S NOT. 
  THE REAL PRINCESS WOULD 
  EXPECT ME. 
Person at party:  
  WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 
Dad:  
  MY FILM'S RUINED. 
Princess Diamond's father:  
  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 
  ALLOW ME TO PRESENT PRINCESS 
  DIAMOND, HEIRESS TO THE 
  FAMILY FORTUNE AND IMPERIAL 
  CRYSTAL. 
Molly:  
  I'M GETTING LIKE SERENA, 
  FALLING ASLEEP EVERYWHERE. 
Princess Diamond:  
  OUR FAMILY'S HAD THIS 
  STATUE FOR 400 YEARS. 
  IT'S ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS. 
Neflyte:  
  WORTHLESS, YOU MEAN. 
  QUEEN BERYL WON'T LIKE THIS. 
Luna:  
  TOO BAD SHE'S NOT THE 
  MOON PRINCESS. 
  WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING. 
  READY TO GO? 
Serena:  
  LET ME ENJOY FOR A BIT. 
  I DON'T WANT IT TO END. 
  IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M A REAL 
  PRINCESS, WAITING FOR MY 
  PRINCE. 
  IT'S NICE TO DREAM. 
Tuxedo Mask:  
  PRINCESS, AT LAST WE'RE 
  TOGETHER. 
  SOON, WE'LL NEVER PART 
  AGAIN. 
  WE'LL BE HAPPIER THAN EVER 
  BEFORE! 
Serena:  
  AND MAYBE WE CAN MEET 
  SOMEWHERE BESIDES OUR 
  DREAMS. 

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Edited by Nephrite May 11, 1999