Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 14 "Shutter Bugged" Episode Preview (Serena): >> TODAY ON "SAILOR MOON", EVERYONE WANTS HER PICTURE TAKEN. BUT THIS CAMERA IS CAPTURING MORE THAN PICTURES. WHEN THE SAILOR SCOUTS EXPOSE NEPHLYTE'S EVIL RUSE, HE TURNS HIS LENS ON US. CAN WE SURVIVE? STAY THERE AND SEE! Opening Song: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR SAILOR VENUS SAILOR MERCURY SAILOR MARS SAILOR JUPITER YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! Molly: >> HEY, DOESN'T THIS GUY LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR? Serena: >> HEY NO WAY, THAT'S PETER FISHER! HE GOES TO RAYE'S SCHOOL. LET'S GET HIS AUTOGRAPH! COME ON AMY, HE'S REALLY NICE; WE ALL HAD HUMUNGOUS CRUSHES ON HIM BEFORE. Amy: >> I HAVE TO STUDY. Serena: >> OH PLEASE AMY, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO STUDY. OUR MATH TEST ISN'T EVEN HAPPENING UNTIL TOMORROW. Amy: >> I KNOW BUT I WANT PERFECT SCORE. Serena: >> OHH, SUCH A GOODY-GOODY! Reporter: >> PETER, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THE NATIONAL PHOTO CONTEST? Peter: >> OVERWHELMING! Reporter: >> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THE NATIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST? Peter: >>OVER WHELMING, I GUESS? Reporter: >> SO NOW THAT YOU'VE WON THIS BIG PRIZE HOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY IN THE FUTURE? Peter: >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Reporter: >> DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STILL PHOTOGRAPH ONLY LANDSCAPES? Peter: >> OH YEAH, SURE. Serena: >> THERE HE IS! LET'S GET HIS AUTOGRAPH. Molly: >> ALRIGHT LET'S GO! Raye: >> HOLD IT. Serena: >> MOVE IT, RAYE. Raye: >> SORRY, FOR REPORTERS ONLY. Serena: >> HEY RAYE, WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE SCHOOL POLICE ALL OF A SUDDEN? Raye: >> DOES YOUR TEACHER KNOW YOU'RE NOT IN CLASS SERENA? JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SCHOOL. OUR PRIZE STUDENT'S BUSY WITH INTERVIEWS. HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH YOU. Serena: >> I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR BOSSY WAYS RAYE! Peter: >> PLEASE STOP ARGUING. YOU'RE UPSETTING MY CREATIVITY ENERGY. THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT SHOT. THE LIGHT IS JUST PERFECT. THIS PICTURE WILL MAKE A GREAT PICTURE! AAH! Nephlyte: >> ANYTHING FOR A GOOD SHOT HUH? Peter: >> YOU SAVED MY LIFE! WHO ARE YOU? Nephlyte: >> NEVER MIND. LET ME GET YOUR CAMERA. Peter: >> THANKS. Nephlyte: >> IT SEEMS TO BE OKAY. BY THE WAY I THINK YOUR WORK IS FIRST RATE. KEEP IT UP PETER. THE MOVEMENT OF THE STARS RULES EVERYTHING. GREAT POWERS OF THE NEGAVERSE, I HAVE FOUND MY NEXT VICTIM! A HUMAN WHO IS REACHING HIS MAXIMUM CREATIVE ENERGY OUTPUT: PETER FISHER! HE'LL SERVE THE NEGAFORCE WELL! Peter: >> I FEEL MY CREATIVE ENERGY RISING! SEARCHING FOR NEW INSPIRATION. I'M TIRED OF LIFELESS LANDSCAPES! I WANT LIVE TARGETS, TEEMING WITH ENERGY! Serena: >> WOW PETER FISHER'S SPONSORING A CONTEST TO FIND HIMSELF SUPERMODEL! WOW, MODELING! Luna: >> SERENA, LOOK AT THIS. I'VE GOT A NEW COMMUNICATOR FOR YOU. Serena: >> I COULD BE A GREAT MODEL. Luna: >> AMY AND RAYE EACH A HAVE A COMMUNICATER, TOO. Serena: >> GREAT. LUNA I GOTTA CALL AMY AND TELL HER ABOUT THIS CONTEST! AMY, COME IN. Amy: >> SERENA, WHAT'S UP, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE? Serena: >> NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT PETER FISHER'S MODELING CONTEST! Amy: >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. OUR COMMUNICATORS ARE FOR SAILOR BUSINESS. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME; I'M WORKING ON A PROGRAM TO HELP US FIND THE MOON PRINCESS. Serena: >> FINE BE THAT WAY. MAYBE RAYE WILL BE INTERESTED IN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. Raye: >> SERENA, JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SCHOOL! OUR PRIZE STUDENT'S BUSY WITH INTERVIEWS. HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH YOU! Serena: >> YEAH RIGHT LIKE I REALLY WANT ANOTHER ONE OF HER LECTURES. FORGET THAT. Sammy: >> HA HA HA HA!! YOU WANT TO BE A MODEL? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU 'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MODEL? Serena: >> IF I JUST SMILE PRETTY, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. Sammy: >> YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. REMEMBER YOUR SCHOOL LAST SCHOOL PICTURE? BREAK THE LENS TIME! UNLESS THERE'S A NEED SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL MODELS, YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE SERENA. Serena: >> AAHH MOM, DON'T YOU THINK I COULD BE A MODEL? Mom: >> YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE; AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BORROW MY CLOTHES. Serena: >> GEE THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT. Andrew: >> CHEER UP SERENA. WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER KNOW ANYWAY? FORGET HIM. IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO MODELING, YOU GOTTA JUST GO FOR IT. Serena: >> DO YOU REALLY THINK SO ANDREW? YOU THINK I'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES? Darien: >> YEAH, ABSOLUTLY, I CAN JUST SEE YOU... >> TUMBLING OFF THE STAGE BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY, IT'S SERENA THE HYENA! Serena: >> JUST STAY OUT OF THIS, OKAY DARIEN. WHO ASKED YOU? Darien: >> I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU SERENA. MODELING IS TOUGH WORK. YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TOLD. YOU HAVE TO BE ON TIME AND YOU REALLY HAVE TO WATCH WHAT YOU EAT. YOU CAN'T EAT ANY JUNK. Serena: >> CREEP! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? Darien: >> WELL ACTUALLY, WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, I DID SOME MODELING TO HELP PAY MY TUITION. Serena: >> YOU DID MODELING? NO WAY! Darien: >> SURE DID, AND IT'S NOT ALL GLAMOUR BELIEVE ME. Serena: >> YEAH? WELL DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME BUDDY! Darien: >> I'M NOT; I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FAIL. YOU'RE NEVER ON TIME, YOU'RE ALWAYS CRAMING JUNK FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH AND YOU CAN'T WALK ONE BLOCK WITHOUT FALLING DOWN, AND TAKING AT LEAST THREE OTHER PEOPLE WITH YOU. Serena: >> THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH DARIEN. BUT I'M GONNA DO JUST FINE! YOU WATCH! Andrew: >> YOU KNOW DARIEN, SOMETIMES YOU'RE PRETTY MEAN. HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS SO ROUGH ON THAT GIRL? Darien: >> I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO BE. IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT COMES OVER ME WHEN I'M AROUND HER. A FEELING THAT I JUST CAN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT. Sammy: >> SO GOT REJECTED YET? Serena: >> BUZZ OFF SAM. Sammy: >> SERENA, YOU I REALLY DO THINK YOU COULD BE A GREAT MODEL. I KNOW A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE GO AND TAKE TONS OF PICTURES. YOU'D FIT IN REALLY WELL. IT'S CALLED THE ZOO! Serena: >> YOU'RE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING. Postman: >> SERENA, GOT SOME MAIL! Serena: >> FOR ME? THANKS! Sammy: >> JUNK MAIL PROBABLY. Serena: >> DEEB! THEY WANT ME! Sammy: >> GET REAL! Serena: >> I MADE THE FIRST ROUND! OHH, WATCH OUT, SAMMY! THIS SATURDAY'S GONNA BE MY BIG DAY. I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS! YOUR SISTER'S ON HER WAY TO THE COVER OF "VOGUE"! Luna: >> SERENA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Serena: >> I'M TRYING TO LEARN TO WALK GRACEFULLY. Luna: >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE READING THOSE? Serena: >> NO WAY, IT'LL STRAIN MY EYES. OH! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? REMAIN CALM SERENA THAT'S IT! A MODEL ALWAYS MANAGES TO LOOK PEACEFUL, NO MATTER WHAT. Luna: >> GIVE ME A BREAK! Serena: >> OKAY NOW WHAT OUTFIT SHOULD I WEAR? OH YEAH, THE INVITATION SAID TO BRING A BATHING SUIT. LUCKY I JUST BOUGHT ONE LAST YEAR. I FORGOT THE MOTH BALLS! >> WOW! THIS PLACE IS PACKED! Peter: >> LADIES MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! I'LL BE STARTING THE PHOTO SESSIONS IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. BUT FIRST, I WANT TO LAY DOWN A FEW GROUND RULES FOR YOU, I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW THEM EXACTLY OR YOU'RE OUT, GOT IT? The Crowd: >>> YES! Luna: >> I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA SERENA. Serena: >> HOW COME? Luna: >> JUST A HUNCH. THAT PHOTOGRAPHER SEEMS WEIRD. Serena: >> HMMM... PETER'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. HE'S A CREATIVE GENIUS. Luna: >> THAT MAYBE, BUT THE GUY SURE ISN'T CHOOSY ABOUT HIS MODELS. IS HE? Serena: >>HEY! WHAT'S THAT MEAN? Molly: >> SERENA, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE GO? Miss Haruna: >> WE MISSED THE FIRST PART OF ORIENTATION. Serena: >> WE GO TO THE DRESSING ROOM, THEN WE WAIT FOR OUR TURN. SERENA: >> THAT MAP IN MATH REALLY HELPED. AHH, OHH, CHEESE... Miss Haruna: >> GOTTA SUCK IT IN! Molly: >> RIGHT!!!! >> HEY SERENA, DID YOU GET YOURSELF A NEW BATHING SUIT? Serena: >> SORT OF. Molly: >> SO LET'S SEE. Serena: >> YOU CAN'T LAUGH. Molly: >> SO YOU GONNA SHOW ME? Serena: >> YEAH. Molly: >> OH WELL, DON'T WORRY; THE SUIT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT ANYWAY. Luna: >> ALRIGHT SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS GUY? I WANT TO GO HOME. Peter: >> SMILE! GIVE ME LOTS OF ENERGY! THAT'S IT LADIES EXCELENT. NOW HOLD IT THERE WHILE I CAPTURE ALL OF YOU. RIGHT! Luna: >> THEY DISAPPEARED! I'LL BET IT'S THE NEGAVERSE! Molly: >> I'M GETTING SO NERVOUS. Miss Haruna: >> DON'T WORRY YOU'LL DO FINE. Luna: >> SERENA, THERE'S BIG TROUBLE. I JUST SAW FIVE GIRLS VANISH IN FRONT OF PETER'S CAMERA. Serena: >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Luna: >> THE NEGAVERSE! BET MY WISKERS, THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE CONTEST IS ABOUT. AND PETER'S DEFINATLY IN ON IT! Serena: >> PETER? NAHHH...YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT TOO MANY FLASHBULBS. Luna: >> MOVE IT OR I'LL SHRED YOUR BATHING SUIT. Serena: >> BUT WE'RE UP NEXT. Molly: >> SERENA WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? Serena: >> JUST MY REFLECTION. Miss Haruna: >> ALRIGHT LET'S GO OUT AND BECOME SUPERMODELS! Molly: >> HURRY UP, SERENA! Serena: >> HEY AMY, IT'S ME. I'M OVER AT THE MODELING CONTEST WITH LUNA AND SHE'S GOING BONKERS. Luna: >> NOT TRUE! AMY, I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE, SO STAY TUNED. Molly: >> SERENA, COME ON WE GOTTA GO! Miss Haruna and Molly: >>> REMEMBER, SUCK IT IN! Serena: >> OKAY IT'S SHOW TIME! Luna: >> WAIT FOR THE SAILOR SCOUTS! Serena: >> LUNA! COME BACK HERE! GIVE ME BACK THAT BOW! LUNA! LUNA STOP! GIVE IT BACK! Peter: >> HOLD IT WHILE I CHECK THE LIGHT. Serena: >> NOW I'LL NEVER BE A MODEL. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. Peter: >> NOW GIVE ME LOTS OF ENERGY GIRLIES! Serena: >> WHAT HAPPENED? Luna: >> NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME SERENA? Serena: >> YES. WE GOTTA SAVE THEM! Peter: >> ALL RIGHT! WHO'S NEXT! Serena: >> YOU STOP RIGHT THERE! WHERE DID MY FRIENDS GO? Peter: >> A TRULY GREAT ARTIST NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS! NOW, SAY CHEESE! Serena: >> DON'T EVEN THINK OF PRESSING THAT SHUTTER! Peter: >> WHY NOT? Serena: >> BECAUSE THE PETER I KNEW WOULD NEVER MAKE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR. Luna: >> TRANSFORM SERENA, QUICKLY! Serena: >> MOON PRISM POWER! Sailor Moon: I AM SAILOR MOON, THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! GIVE ME THAT CAMERA NOW PETER OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO MOONDUST! Peter: >> TRY AND TAKE IT! Sailor Moon: >> FINE! ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT'S YOU! Peter: >> SMILE FOR THE CAMERA SAILOR GIRL! Sailor Moon: >> YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MOON POWER! I REALLY NAILED HIM THAT TIME. Monster: >> SAILOR MOON, GIVE ME A NICE SMILE FOR YOUR FINAL PORTRAIT! MEGAZOOM! Sailor Moon: >> LUNA, WHAT NOW? Luna: >> DON'T LET HER TAKE YOUR PICTURE, IF SHE DOES THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE LEFT OF YOU WILL BE A LOUSY SNAPSHOT! Sailor Moon: >> AND MY HAIR'S PROBABLY A MESS, TOO! Luna: >> SAILOR MOON, GET OUT OF THE WAY! Sailor Moon: >> NO LUNA! NO SHE'S GONE! Monster: >> HERE. Sailor Moon: >> OH. Monster: >> I GET TO KEEP THE NEGATIVES. Sailor Moon: >> WHERE ARE THEY? BRING THEM BACK! Monster: >> NOW WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? AND WHY WOULD YOU? AS SOON AS I RELOAD, YOU'RE JOINING THEM! Sailor Mars & Sailor Mercury: >>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SLIME BALL! Sailor Moon: >> SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! Sailor Mercury: >> MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST! Sailor Mars: >> I CALL UPON THE POWER OF MARS! FIREBALLS... CHARGE! Monster: >> TRY ALL YOU LIKE GIRLIES. YOU'RE TOO SLOW! Sailor Moon: >> THE SAILOR SCOUTS, SHE'S GOT THEM TOO. Monster: >> HERE'S SOME MORE FOR YOUR SCRAPBOOK. Sailor Moon: >> AND THEY'RE ALL GONE BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO SAVE ME. Monster: >> AND YOU'RE A GONER, TOO! Sailor Moon: >> IF SAILOR MARS AND SAILOR MERCURY COULDN'T STOP HER, I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE. UNLESS I FIND A WAY TO GET HER TO ZAP HERSELF. THAT'S IT! Monster: >> MAX DESTRUCTION, MEGAZOOM! AAH! THERE GOES MY SHOT AT GETTING INTO QUEEN BERYL'S EVIL HALL OF FAME. NASTY SAILORS BRATS! Sailor Moon: >> SHE'S MOONDUST! Monster: >> NOO! Sailor Moon: >> MOON TIARA MAGIC! Monseter: >> AAH! Sailor Moon: >> AMAZING! I ACTUALLY SAVED EVERYONE ON MY OWN! Nephlyte: >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? THE STARS ARE FADING! Zoisite: >> LOOKS LIKE SAILOR MOON'S TURNED YOUR PLAN TO MOONDUST NEPHLYTE! Nephlyte: >> IT CAN'T BE. I WAS SO CLOSE! I ALMOST HAD THAT FRISBY-THROWING BRAT! Zoisite: >> OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE GOT THE SAME PROBLEM THAT JEDITE DID NEPHLYTE. YOU UNDERESTIMATED SAILOR MOON. FOOL. Nephlyte: >> BE QUIET! TELL QUEEN BERYL THAT MY NEXT PLAN WILL GET RID OF SAILOR MOON AND HER ANNOYING SAILOR FRIENDS ONCE AND FOR ALL! Zoisite: >> WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? Nephlyte: >> I HAD TWO OF THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS CAPTURED, SO THEY'RE NOT INVINCIBLE! DON'T WORRY, I'LL STILL GATHER ENOUGH ENERGY TO FREE THE NEGAFORCE AND GET RID OF THOSE SCOUTS! Serena's Dad: >> WHERE'S SERENA? Serena's Mom: >> SHE'S TAKING A LITTLE NAP. Sammy: >> I CAN'T BELIEVE SERENA'S GONNA MISS THIS! THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THAT MODELING CONTEST TODAY! Peter: >> ACTUALLY I'VE DECIDED TO CALL THIS WHOLE CONTEST THING OFF FOR NOW. Reporter: >> BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D FOUND YOUR NEW INSPIRATION? Peter: >> YES, ACTUALLY I DID FIND HER. BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT SHE ACTUALLY EXISTS. SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL HEROINE WITH LONG BLOND HAIR. AND SHE SAID THAT CAME FROM THE MOON. SO I'M GOING TO CONCENTRATE ON MOONSCAPES. Reporter: >> WAS THIS SOME KIND OF ALIEN OR SOMETHING? Peter: >> NO, MORE LIKE A PRINCESS. Serena"s Mom and Dad: >>> UH-HUH!!! Serena's Mom: >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME THIS KID SEEMS TO HAVE GONE OVER THE DEEP END DEAR. Serena's Dad: >> THE BOY NEEDS HELP. Sammy: >> A MOON PRINCESS? GIVE ME A BREAK, PLEASE! Sailor Moon says: >> WE GIRLS SPEND AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME PRIMPING AND TRYING TO LOOK HOT. SO DO GUYS, BUT YOU DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT IT. BUT THERE'S MORE TO BEAUTY THAN LOOKS. AND BEING A BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE, WHERE IT COUNTS. SO REMEMBER, BEAUTY IS WAY MORE THAN SKIN DEEP. AND I TOLD YOU SO! UH-HUH!!! This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is NOT identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/~castleinthesky Edited by L.P. April 14, 1999 and by Sailor Dutchess May 30, 1999.