Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 13 "Wedding Day Blues"

  >>  THEN TAKE YOUR PATTERN 
  AND DRAW A LINE. 
  NOW YOU CAN SEW IT TOGETHER. 
  ANY QUESTIONS? 
  >>  CAN I HAVE MORE FUDGE? 
  >>  MS. LAMBERT, ARE YOU 
  OKAY? 
  >>  YES... 
  >>  I THOUGHT SEWING CLASS 
  WOULD NEVER END. 
  WEREN'T YOU BORED? 
  >>  HOT GOSSIP, GIRLS! 
  >>>  CAN IT, UNLESS YOU WANT 
  TO BE MASHED TO MEATLOAF. 
  >>  THIS IS SIZZLING! 
  I'VE HEARD MS. LAMBERT'S 
  GETTING MARRIED! 
  THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN SUCH A 
  SPACE CASE. 
  >>  HELEN, WOULD YOU DO ME 
  THE HONOUR OF BECOMING MY 
  WIFE? 
  I'LL BE THE HAPPIEST MAN IN 
  THE WORLD! 
  >>  HERBERT, OF COURSE! 
  >>>  AAH... 
  >>  AND THE BEST PART IS 
  HE'S A COMPUTER SALESMAN! 
  >>  THAT SOUNDS BORING. 
  WHEN I GET MARRIED IT WILL 
  BE TO A COOL GUY. 
  I'LL HAVE A HUGE WEDDING, A 
  GREAT DRESS, AND A CHOCOLATE 
  CAKE TO THE CEILING. 
  >>  I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO 
  AFFORD MY DREAM DRESS. 
  >>  HELEN... 
  >>  HUH? 
  PATRICIA! 
  >>  YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN 
  KEEPING SECRETS. 
  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE 
  GETTING MARRIED. 
  >>  WORD TRAVELS FAST. 
  >>  THIS FABRIC IS 
  BEAUTIFUL! 
  IT MUST BE FUN DRESS 
  SHOPPING. 
  HAVE YOU GOT THE FABRIC 
  PICKED OUT? 
  >>  NO, I'LL JUST BUY 
  SOMETHING SIMPLE. 
  THE NICE FABRICS ARE TOO 
  EXPENSIVE. 
  >>  YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR ANY 
  DRESS. 
  THIS IS YOUR WEDDING! 
  IT SHOULD BE YOUR DREAM 
  DRESS! 
  YOU'RE THE SEWING TEACHER! 
  >>  WILL YOU HELP ME? 
  >>  YES, I KNOW A DISCOUNT 
  FABRIC PLACE. 
  >>  POWERS OF THE NEGAVERSE, 
  I NEED GUIDANCE WITH MY NEW 
  VICTIM. 
  THE TEACHER IS WASTING LOTS 
  OF ENERGY OVER HER WEDDING. 
  THE ENERGY COULD BE 
  HARNESSED TO RELEASE THE 
  NEGAFORCE. 
  I MUST CAPTURE IT, AND 
  PERHAPS LURE IN THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS! 
  >>  A WEDDING CHAPEL! 
  THEY LOOK SO HAPPY! 
  AND THEY GET A PARTY AND 
  CAKE! 
  >>  THIS CONTEST WILL MAKE 
  MY CHAPEL A BUNDLE! 
  >>  SEW THE WINNING WEDDING 
  DRESS AND WIN A TRIP TO 
  HAWAII! 
  THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! 
  HAWAII IS PERFECT FOR 
  HONEYMOONS. 
  ... DARLING, I AM SO HAPPY. 
  I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS! 
  RIGHT! 
  IN YOUR DREAMS, SERENA. 
  I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE. 
  >>  IT'S NOT FAIR HAVING A 
  CONTEST JUST FOR WOMEN 
  GETTING MARRIED! 
  ANYONE WHO CAN SEW SHOULD BE 
  ABLE TO ENTER! 
  >>  I DIDN'T SAY YOU 
  COULDN'T. 
  AS LONG AS YOU MARRY HERE 
  SOMEDAY, YOU CAN ENTER. 
  >>  SIGN ME UP! 
  HE DOESN'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 
  A BOYFRIEND. 
  >>  HI, RAE. 
  >>  WHY ARE YOU HERE? 
  >>  WHY NOT? 
  >>  NO REASON. 
  IT'S A FREE WORLD. 
  HEY, YOUR MOM HAS A SEWING 
  MACHINE! 
  >>  WHY? 
  GETTING TOO BIG FOR YOUR 
  UNIFORM? 
  >>  VERY FUNNY. 
  >>  DON'T MAKE THAT FACE. 
  >>  HERBERT'S ALWAYS DREAMED 
  OF HAWAII! 
  >>  IT'S NICE TO FINALLY 
  MEET YOU! 
  >>  LIKEWISE. 
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >>  TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU 
  MET. 
  >>  SERENA CAME TO MY 
  GRANDPA'S TEMPLE. 
  WE MET AND JUST CLICKED; 
  BEEN FRIENDS FROM START. 
  >>  RIGHT, SHE NEARLY BASHED 
  MY HEAD IN. 
  NOT THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE, 
  MOM! 
  >>  SERENA! 
  GO AHEAD, DEAR, I HOPE YOU 
  LIKE IT. 
  >>  THANKS, IT LOOKS GOOD. 
  >>  WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO 
  STRANGE? 
  >>  SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 
  >>  DELICIOUS! 
  YOU SHOULD ENTER THIS IN A 
  CONTEST. 
  IT'S THE BEST I'VE HAD. 
  >>  SO GET TO THE POINT, 
  RAE. 
  >>  SOME CONTESTS HAVE GREAT 
  PRIZES: CARS, JEWELLERY, 
  MONEY, EVEN A TRIP TO 
  HAWAII. 
  >>  WHAT? 
  >>  ONE REASON I CAME TODAY 
  IS THERE'S A CONTEST I WANT 
  TO ENTER, BUT I NEED TO SEW 
  A WEDDING DRESS. 
  CAN YOU HELP ME? 
  >>  SORRY, I DON'T SEW. 
  >>  HUH? 
  WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 
  THANKS! 
  YOU LET ME EMBARRASS MYSELF 
  WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR MOM 
  DOESN'T SEW. 
  GREAT FRIEND! 
  >>  I FORGOT. 
  IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR 
  TRYING TO SNEAK BEHIND MY 
  BACK ABOUT THE CONTEST. 
  TAKE THAT BACK! 
  >>  IF YOU SPENT HALF AS 
  MUCH ENERGY HELPING ME FIND 
  THE MOON PRINCESS, OUR 
  MISSION WOULD BE OVER. 
  YOU AND RAE HAVE TO STOP 
  FIGHTING. 
  >>  WHY ARE YOU UPSET? 
  >>  BECAUSE RAE WANTS TO 
  ENTER THAT CONTEST AND WIN 
  MY TRIP TO HAWAII. 
  >>  SERENA, YOU'D MISS TWO 
  WEEKS OF SCHOOL. 
  >>  AMY, YOU'RE KIDDING. 
  THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN 
  SCHOOL. 
  WILL YOU HELP ME? 
  I HAVE TO WIN! 
  >>  OKAY. 
  >>  YAY! 
  I'LL SHOW THAT RAE. 
  >>  HERE. 
  I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PAYING 
  ATTENTION DURING SEWING 
  CLASS. 
  I DON'T HAVE TIME. 
  >>  I KNEW THERE WAS A 
  CATCH. 
  >>  I SAW IT FIRST! 
  >>  CHECK THESE OUT BACK! 
  >>  SECURITY! 
  >>  I'M TAKING THIS! 
  >>  IT'S MINE! 
  >>  WHAT A ZOO! 
  HOW BEAUTIFUL! 
  >>  IT WAS MADE FOR YOU. 
  YOUR WEDDING DRESS, RIGHT? 
  >>  YES. 
  IT SHOWS? 
  >>  IT'S PERFECT. 
  I'D SNAP IT UP RIGHT AWAY. 
  THE QUALITY IS SUPERB. 
  IT'D HARD TO FIND FABRIC 
  LIKE THIS. 
  THE COLOUR WILL SUIT YOU 
  BEAUTIFULLY! 
  YOU MUST TAKE IT! 
  HERE. 
  YOU LOOK STUNNING. 
  >>  I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT 
  COSTS. 
  I'M TAKING IT. 
  >>  ARE YOU NUTS? 
  YOU'RE FAILING SEWING! 
  >>  I'M NOT; I'M TAKING MY 
  TIME TO LEARN. 
  >>  BUT MAKING A WEDDING 
  DRESS IS ONE OF THE HARDEST 
  THINGS TO DO. 
  PROBABLY MS. LAMBERT IS THE 
  ONLY PERSON WHO COULD HELP, 
  AND SHE HAS HER OWN WEDDING. 
  >>  THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING 
  YOU. 
  >>  I KNOW YOU BETTER. 
  YOU'LL JUST READ YOUR COMIC 
  BOOKS WHILE I DO THE WORK. 
  >>  SOME FRIEND YOU ARE. 
  I'LL DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK 
  FOR A WEEK. 
  >>  SOME OFFER. 
  >>  I'M DESPERATE! 
  >>  NOW WHAT'S SHE UP TO? 
  OH! 
  >>  WHAT? 
  >>  ISN'T THAT MS. LAMBERT'S 
  BUILDING? 
  >>  YES. 
  >>  IS HE THE GUY? 
  >>  HE'S REALLY GEEKY. 
  >>>  IT IS HIM! 
  SHE'S MARRYING A GEEK! 
  >>  HELEN, ARE YOU THERE? 
  WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY 
  CALLS? 
  CAN YOU HEAR ME? 
  IT'S ME, HERBERT! 
  OW! 
  IS THAT YOU? 
  YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT! 
  BUT I LIKE IT. 
  THESE ARE FOR YOU. 
  >>  I DON'T WANT YOUR 
  FLOWERS! 
  GO AWAY! 
  I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU! 
  YOU'RE A BORING WIMP, SO GET 
  LOST! 
  IT'S OVER; NOW GO AWAY! 
  I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO 
  DO! 
  >>  SHE REALLY LET HIM HAVE 
  IT. 
  >>  I'VE NEVER SEEN HER THAT 
  MAD. 
  THIS MEANS HER ENGAGEMENT'S 
  OFF, SO I CAN'T SLEEP IN 
  CLASS. 
  >>  I HAVE A FEELING THE 
  NEGAVERSE IS AT WORK. 
  >>  YOU THINK THE NEGAVERSE 
  GOT TO MS. LAMBERT? 
  >>  YES, WE HAVE TO CHECK 
  THIS OUT WITH RAE AND 
  SERENA. 
  WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! 
  >>  IT'S SO PEACEFUL HERE... 
  >>  RAE! 
  RAE, COME BACK! 
  GIVE THAT BACK! 
  YOU CAN'T MAKE A WEDDING 
  DRESS FROM MY SHEETS. 
  >>  OW! 
  >>  I SAID NO. 
  IMAGINE, CUTTING UP SHEETS 
  FOR A DRESS! 
  >>  GRANDPA... 
  >>  DON'T ARGUE. 
  >>  YOU'RE NO FUN. 
  I COULD WIN A TRIP TO 
  HAWAII! 
  >>  WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T 
  YOU UNDERSTAND? 
  DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SEW? 
  >>  WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT 
  PEACEFUL? 
  >>  I'M SORRY FOR THE 
  DISRUPTION. 
  WELCOME TO THE CHERRY HILL 
  TEMPLE. 
  HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 
  HAVE YOU COME TO MAKE A 
  WISH? 
  >>  WE'RE HERE TO SEE RAE. 
  >>  BE WARNED: SHE'S WIGGED 
  OUT OVER WEDDINGS! 
  SHE'S LOSING IT. 
  >>  THE COAST IS CLEAR. 
  NO PARENTS IN SIGHT. 
  SILKY! 
  YOU'LL BE PERFECT! 
  >>  PERFECT FOR WHAT? 
  WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN MY 
  BEDROOM? 
  AND WHY ARE YOU HUGGING MY 
  CURTAINS? 
  SPEAK UP. 
  >>  I NEED THE FABRIC FOR AN 
  EXTRA SEWING PROJECT. 
  PLEASE? 
  >>  GIVE ME SOME CREDIT. 
  I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE 
  CONTEST. 
  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAWAII. 
  >>  IT'S TWO FREE WEEKS! 
  >>  I MAY EVEN GROUND YOU 
  FOR A WEEK. 
  >>  MOM, YOU'VE DASHED MY 
  DREAMS! 
  >>  DREAM SOMETHING NEW 
  WHILE YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM. 
  >>  IT'S PERFECT! 
  I'M SO TIRED. 
  >>  KEEP THE LINE MOVING. 
  THE CONTEST IS ABOUT TO 
  BEGIN. 
  I'LL MAKE A BUNDLE. 
  >>  THOSE CHORES... 
  >>  YOUR ROOM MUST BE 
  SQUEAKY CLEAN, SERENA. 
  YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO 
  HEAL WHEN YOU'RE GROUNDED 
  FOR FLUNKING SEWING. 
  >>  RAE, STOP. 
  >>  AMY'S RIGHT. 
  WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE 
  NEGAVERSE. 
  SERENA, DISGUISE YOURSELF AS 
  A CONTESTANT AND TRY TO FIND 
  MS. LAMBERT. 
  >>  HOW CAN I WITHOUT A 
  DRESS? 
  >>  YOU'VE GOT THE LUNAR 
  PEN. 
  >>  OH, YEAH... 
  DISGUISE POWER! 
  TURN ME INTO A GORGEOUS 
  BRIDE! 
  DO I LOOK HOT OR WHAT? 
  WHAT A DRESS! 
  JEALOUS, RAE? 
  >>  WE'RE HERE ON SAILOR 
  BUSINESS! 
  >>  YOU'RE NOT GOING IN TO 
  WIN. 
  >>  I KNOW. 
  >>  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 
  LET'S APPLAUD THE 
  CONTESTANTS IN THE WEDDING 
  DRESS CONTEST! 
  >>  I CAN'T FIND MS. 
  LAMBERT. 
  >>  ME, NEITHER. 
  MAYBE SHE DIDN'T COME. 
  >>  THANK YOU. 
  AND HERE'S OUR GUEST 
  HOSTESS, ZOE SUBLIME! 
  >>  THAT'S NOT SUBLIME. 
  THAT'S MS. LAMBERT! 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 
  WHERE'S ZOE? 
  >>  SHE'S NOTHING. 
  >>  YOU'RE THE LOVELIEST 
  BRIDE I'VE EVER SEEN, AND 
  I'VE SEEN PLENTY. 
  >>  NOT ANY MORE! 
  YOU WON'T BE WASTING ENERGY 
  ON MORONIC WEDDINGS! 
  FROM NOW, ALL OF YOU ARE 
  INVESTING YOU ENERGY IN A 
  NEW CAUSE! 
  YOU CAN'T RESIST! 
  YOUR ENERGY IS MINE! 
  >>  DON'T LOOK IN HER EYES! 
  >>  YOU NEVER LET ME ENJOY 
  MY NAPS! 
  >>  THEY'RE ALWAYS AT THE 
  WRONG TIME. 
  >>  NOW I CAN RELEASE THE 
  BLACK WIDOW! 
  TAKE THEM ALL! 
  >>  MS. LAMBERT! 
  YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH 
  THIS, BUG BREATH! 
  >>  REALLY? 
  >>  'CAUSE I HATE SPIDERS! 
  >>  CAREFUL, LITTLE FLY! 
  >>>  WHO'S A FLY? 
  >>  THAT'S BLACK WIDOW TO 
  YOU! 
  AND WHO ARE YOU? 
  >>  WE ARE THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS, SWORN TO DEFEND 
  JUSTICE. 
  >>  AND RIGHT WRONGS, AND 
  TRIUMPH OVER TRASH! 
  >>  WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 
  SAY THAT YET. 
  IN JUST A SECOND, WE'LL MUSH 
  YOU INTO MOONDUST. 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
  >>  MERCURY POWER! 
  >>  MARS POWER! 
  I AM MARS! 
  >>  MOON! 
  >>  MERCURY! 
  >>>  THE SAILOR SCOUTS! 
  >>  NO! 
  >>  YOU'RE MINE, NOW. 
  NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED MY 
  WEB. 
  >>  IT'S SO SLIMY. 
  >>  MERCURY BUBBLES! 
  BLAST! 
  >>  WHAT'S HAPPENING? 
  >>  MARS FIRE! 
  IGNITE! 
  >>  WE DID IT! 
  >>  GET IT OFF! 
  >>  IT'S GONE. 
  >>  I STILL FEEL SLIMY ALL 
  OVER. 
  >>  IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT 
  TO DEFEAT ME! 
  >>  MOON TIARA MAGIC! 
  >>  OH, MY. 
  WHAT AM I DOING? 
  (wedding bells ringing) 
  THANK YOU. 
  >>  MS. LAMBERT LOOKS 
  BEAUTIFUL! 
  >>  I WISH I'D WON THE TRIP. 
  >>  SHE REALLY DESERVES IT. 
  >>  MAYBE IF YOU CATCH THE 
  BOUQUET, YOU CAN START 
  PLANNING YOUR HONEYMOON. 
  >>  THAT BOUQUET IS MINE! 
  >>>  HANDS OFF! 
  IT'S MINE! 
  AMY! 
  >>  RATS. 
  >>  IAN'S A HOT GUY. 
  >>  BUT HE'S BAD TO THE 
  BONE. 
  >>  MS. LAMBERT'S FIANCE 
  DOESN'T LOOK COOL BUT HE 
  LOVES HER AND MAKES HER 
  HAPPY. 
  YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEPER THAN 
  LOOKS. 
  WHAT'S INSIDE THE PRSON IS