Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 9 "Cruise Blues" Opening Theme Song: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR SAILOR VENUS SAILOR MERCURY SAILOR MARS SAILOR JUPITER YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WITH THE SAILORS SCOUTS TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! Sailor Moon: >>MOON TIARA! MAGIC! Jedite: >>ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL BE RID OF YOU. Titus: >>JEDITE, YOU MUST BE LOSING YOUR TOUCH, LETTING THAT SILLY LITTLE SAILOR BRAT BOTHER YOU. Jedite: >>WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, TITUS? Titus: >>I'VE BEEN MONITORING YOUR PROGRESS AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME HELP. Jedite: >>CRAWL BACK UNDER THE ROCK YOU CAME FROM, TITUS. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I'M DOING JUST FINE BY MYSELF. Titus: >>YOU'RE AS STUBBORN AS EVER, BUT I WANT A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF. GIVE ME A CHANCE TO HELP QUEEN BERYL WITH HER GREAT MISSION. Jedite: >>OH, PERFECT. JUST WHAT QUEEN BERYL NEEDS. NOW, GET A MOVE ON. YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME. Titus: >>AT LEAST LISTEN, JEDITE. MY POWERS HAVE GROWN SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER. AND I CAN BE A VALUABLE ALLY NOW. I CAN HELP YOU COLLECT VAST AMOUNTS OF ENERGY. Jedite: >>FORGET ABOUT... WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? Titus: >>I'VE COME UP WITH A PERFECT PLAN TO GATHER ENERGY. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. WE INVITE HUMAN COUPLES ON A CRUISE. Man: >>THIS IS THE HOLIDAY YOU CANNOT MISS. ROMANCE, MUSIC, GOOD FOOD, DANCING UNDER THE STARS. IT'S ALL YOURS ON OUR SUNSET ROMANCE CRUISE SHIP. Serena: >>I WANT TO GO. Serena: I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND TO GO ON THIS CRUISE WITH. Molly: >>MY DAD TRIED TO MAKE A RESERVATION BUT THEY'RE BOOKED FOR MONTHS. Melvin: >>MY TWO FAVOURITE LADIES. WHAT ARE YOU READING? I CAN TELL YOU IN DETAIL HOW THIS LINER WAS BUILT. Serena: >>I'D RATHER TAKE A MATH TEST, MELVIN. BUZZ OFF. Melvin: >>GOSH. IT'S A GOOD THING YOU WERE LOOKING AT THIS THING, SERENA. I FORGOT TO GIVE MY NEIGHBOUR THE FREE PASSES FOR THIS. Serena: >>YOU HAVE FREE PASSES ON THAT SHIP? Molly >>HOW DID YOU GET THEM, MELVIN? Melvin: >>I ENTERED A COMPUTER CONTEST ON THE INTERNET, AND THAT CRUISE WAS THE FIRST PLACE PRIZE. Serena: >>HOW COME YOU DIDN'T KEEP THEM AND INVITE ONE OF US? Melvin: >>MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LET ME GO. I GET TOO SEASICK. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO WIN YOUR OWN. THE NEWS STAND AND DOWNTOWN HAS GOT A CONTEST GOING FOR A PAIR OF... Serena: >>GET OUT OF MY WAY! Serena: >>ONE GOLD MARBLE! I LOST AGAIN. Man: >>AH WELL. AT LEAST YOU GET SOME CONSOLATION SOAP. Serena: >>OH GREAT. EXCUSE ME PLEASE. Raye: >>SERENA. Serena: >>HEY RAYE, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS NEW CONTEST. YOU CAN WIN TWO FREE TICKETS ON THE SUNSET ROMANCE CRUISE SHIP. Raye: >>WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO ON THAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND. Serena: >>YOU COULD TAKE ALONG A SPECIAL FRIEND. Raye: >>YOU MEAN YOU? NO WAY. WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET STUCK ON A BOAT WITH THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BRAT? Raye: >>I'D LIKE TO TRY, PLEASE. Man: >>IT'S YOUR MONEY. Serena: >>HEY! Man: >>THAT'S IT. WE HAVE A WINNER! A WINNER FOR THE SUNSET CRUISE! THE CONTEST'S OVER! Raye: >>YAY! YAY! I WON! ALL RIGHT! Serena: >>SHE CHEATED SHE USED THAT WEIRD POWER OF HERS, SO SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED. Raye: >>WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? Serena: >>WINNING TWO TICKETS IS MAKING YOU GRUMPY. LET ME TAKE THEM OFF YOUR HANDS. Raye: >>GET OUT OF MY FACE, ALL RIGHT? Serena: >>GOING TO TAKE GRANDPA. Raye: >>NOT FUNNY. Serena: >>BUT WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW TO GO WITH YOU? Raye: >>MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO THAT CUTEY PIE, TUXEDO MASK. Luna: >>OH BOY. HERE IT GOES. NOW IT'S GOING TO GET UGLY. Amy: >>LUNA, HOW IS IT GOING? Luna: >>SAME OLD, SAMR OLD WITH THOSE TWO. Serena: >>LUNA, TELL HER THE SAILOR SCOUTS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER. Raye: >>GOOD IDEA. HEY AMY, COME HERE OKAY. Amy: >>SURE. WHAT'S UP? Raye: >>I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS. Amy: >>OKAY. WHAT IS IT? Raye: COME ON. Serena: >>BOSSY BRAT! I WISH WE'D NEVER MET. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR, AMY! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN IT'S A DISASTER. Amy: >>YOU WON TICKETS FOR A CRUISE? Raye: >>YEP. CHECK THEM OUT. Amy: >>HOW COME YOU DIDN'T INVITE SERENA? Raye: >>BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES. Amy: >>I FEEL GUILTY. Raye: >>DON'T, AMY. THIS TRIP WILL BE GOOD FOR US. GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. AND I'M SURE THERE'LL BE TONS OF GREAT PEOPLE GOING ALONG, TOO. IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN. COME ON, AMY. YOU CAN'T BE HITTING THE BOOKS ALL THE TIME. THIS'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU. Amy: >>ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO. Raye: >>COOL. I KNEW YOU'D SAY YES. WE'LL BRING SERENA BACK A NICE SOUVENIR. Serena: >>IF SHE THINKS I'M GIVING UP, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING. Luna: >>IF SHE'D ONLY BE THIS DETERMINED ABOUT BEING A SAILOR SCOUT. Serena: >>GOOD, THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET. Luna: >>YOU WANT TO WISH THEM BON VOYAGE, RIGHT? Serena: >>GIVE ME A BREAK. THAT'S NOT WHY WE CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN HER.WE'RE GOING ON BOARD. Luna: >>NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, SERENA! THE LUNA PEN IS ONLY FOR SAILOR BUSINESS. Serena: >>WE ARE GOING ON THAT BOAT. DISGUISE POWER. TURN ME INTO A SPORTY LOOKING PHOTOGRAPHER. Serena: OKAY TIME TO LOAD UP THE HEAVY BAGGAGE. LET'S GO, LUNA. Serena: >>HERE'S OUR CHANCE. Titus: >>HOW PATHETIC THEY ARE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT THIS SHIP IS JUST A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. Jedite: >>YOU'VE DONE WELL, TITUS. I'M IMPRESSED. WITH ALL THESE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GATHER VAST AMOUNTS OF ENERGY FOR QUEEN BERYL. Titus: >>THANK YOU, JEDITE. I ALWAYS KNEW WE'D WORK WELL TOGETHER. Jedite: >>LOOK AT THEM ALL: SO LOVEY DOVEY. NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY SHIP OF FOOLS. Sailor: >>CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS READY TO SET SAIL AT YOUR COMMAND. Jedite: >>GOOD, HOIST THE ANCHOR. Sailor: >>RIGHT. Man: >>WOW. Raye: >>HEY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIPS TIPPED THIS MUCH. Amy: >>SO HAVE YOU NOTICED? WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WITHOUT DATES. WHERE ARE ALL THE GUYS? Raye: >>I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HAVE FUN. I MEAN HAVING A DATE WOULD BE GREAT, BUT BEING WITH YOU IS COOL TOO. Amy: >>GOOD. I AGREE COMPLETELY. Luna: >>IT'S ABOUT TIME. Serena: >>ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Luna: >>OH SURE. BEING LOCKED IN AN AIRLESS BOX IS SWELL. DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN. Serena: >>NOW THAT WE'RE ABOARD, WE'LL GO MINGLE. Luna: >>YOU CAN GO. I DON'T THINK THEY ALLOW CATS ON THIS BOAT. Serena: >>NO ONE WILL SAY ANYTHING. WE'LL JUST PRETEND YOU'RE MY SPECIAL ASSISTANT LUNA. I CAN'T CREATE MY BEAUTIFUL PICTURES WITHOUT YOU. Jedite: >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS AREA'S OFF LIMITS.I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO COME WITH ME, MISS. DO YOU HAVE A TICKET? Luna: >>OH NO. NOT THIS HIDEOUS BOX AGAIN. Jedite: >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Serena: >>I GOT SEPARATED FROM MY FRIENDS, AND I TOOK A WRONG TURN. Jedite: >>I GUESS THIS MAKES SENSE. THERE IS A BIG CROWD ON BOARD. Serena: >>PLEASE, WILL YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR THEM? Jedite: >>YES, I WILL. WAIT, WHY AM I BEING SO NICE? Serena: >>MAYBE HE'LL INVITE ME TO SIT AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE WITH HIM. Raye: >>HEY I JUST HAD A SUPER IDEA. Amy: >>WHAT IS IT? Raye: >>LET'S FLIRT WITH SOME OF THESE CUTE CREW GUYS, THEN HAVE SOMEONE TAKE OUR PICTURE WITH THEM. Amy: >>WHY, RAYE? Raye: >>SO WE CAN SHOW THEM TO SERENA WHEN WE GET BACK, AND MAKE HER TOTALLY JEALOUS IT'D BE GREAT. Amy: >>RAY, I WISH YOU TWO WOULD STOP FEUDING. Jedite: >>I REALLY MUST BE GETTING BACK TO MY CAPTAIN'S DUTIES, BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. PERHAPS YOU'LL JOIN ME AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE FOR DINNER, MISS. Serena: >>THAT WILL BE LOVELY. (I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN UP PHOTOGRAPHY SOONER.) Jedite: >>(WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THIS GIRL? I HAVE A STRANGE FEELING THAT I'VE MET HER BEFORE.) Serena: >>(THIS GUY IS MAJORLY DREAMY.) Titus: >>EXCUSE ME, SIR. THE CREW IS WAITING. Jedite: >>VERY WELL. GOT TO GO. SEE YOU AT DINNER? Serena: >>OKAY THEN. (RATS, I WANTED TO GET HIS PICTURE.) Luna: >>SERENA, BE ALERT. I HAD A BAD FEELING THE WHOLE TIME THAT MAN WAS HERE. Jedite: >>IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Titus: >>I DESIGNED IT FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY TO GATHER UP ALL THAT LOVE ENERGY. IT WILL BE TRIGGERED WHEN THESE HUMAN FOOLS' ROMANTIC ENERGY REACHES ITS PEAK INTENSITY. JEDITE, AREN'T YOU GOING TO CONGRATULATE ME? Jedite: >>I WILL, WHEN I'M SURE THAT YOUR PLAN HAS WORKED. Titus: >>DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO FAIL. NOTHING AND NO ONE CAN GET IN OUR WAY OUT HERE. NOT EVEN THE SAILOR SCOUTS. Jedite: >>EXCELLENT. NOW WE'D BETTER MINGLE. Serena: >>COULD YOU HEAR ANYTHING? Luna: >>NO, BUT I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE UP TO NO GOOD. Serena: >>BUT HE WAS SO NICE TO ME. Luna: >>YES, BUT WHAT'S THAT CREEPY MACHINE? Serena: >>WHAT? THEY DISAPPEARED! Luna: >>THAT FINISHES IT. FIRST THAT MACHINE AND NOW THIS! THOSE TWO ARE FROM THE NEGAVERSE. Amy: >>RAYE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'VE EATEN SEVEN PORKCHOPS. Raye: >>WELL, SALT AIR MAKES ME HUNGRY. Amy: >>PEOPLE ARE STARING. Raye: >>THEY'VE BEEN STARING ALL DAY. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE SINGLE. Titus: >>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA WILL BEGIN IN THE BALLROOM IN FIVE MINUTES. YOU'RE ALL INVITED. Raye: >>I'LL BE TOO FULL TO DANCE. Amy: >>LET'S GO. I'M SURE THE CAPTAIN'S GOING TO BE THERE, RAYE. Serena: >>THEY'RE ROUNDING EVERYBODY UP. Luna: >>WE'D BETTER GET THERE FAST. COME ON. Serena: >>RIGHT. Lady: >>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO SUNSET ROMANCE'S TWILIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA. AND HERE'S OUR CAPTAIN AND HIS FIRST MATE TO GET THE SHOW UNDER WAY. Titus: >>WELCOME, ALL YOU LOVEBIRDS. WE'RE GOING TO START OFF THE SHOW WITH A LITTLE BLACK MAGIC. ROMANTIC ENERGY, ELECTRIFY. Lady: >>WHAT'S GOING ON? Man: >>IT'S JUST PART OF THE SHOW. Amy: >>SOMETHING'S WRONG. Raye: >>YEAH. I'VE GOT BAD VIBES. Serena: >>WHERE'S THE DUMB BALL ROOM? AT THE OTHER END OF THE SHIP? Titus: >>ARE YOU ALL HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS I AM, FOLKS? Jedite: >>EXCELLENT. Amy: >>THAT'S JEDITE! Titus: >>WHY AREN'T THEY OUT? Jedite: >>APPARENTLY THEY DON'T HAVE DATES, AND WE ONLY TOOK ENERGY FROM THOSE IN LOVE. YOU BLEW IT, TITUS. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THEM. Titus: >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON A LOVE CRUISE WITHOUT BOYFRIENDS ANYWAY? Raye: >>THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. YOU RELEASE THESE PEOPLE FROM YOUR SPELL, RIGHT NOW! Titus: >>SORRY GIRLS. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. GRAB THEM! Amy & Raye: >>AGHH! Raye: >>ONE DOWN! Raye: >>AMY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? Amy: >>LET'S STICK TOGETHER. THAT WAY WE'LL HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE. Raye: >>THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM. Jedite: >>SO, CAN YOU PUT THEM UNDER? Titus: >>NOT WITHOUT DIVERTING POWER FROM THE ENERGY BALL. WE COULD LOSE SOME OF WHAT WE'VE ALREADY GATHERED. NOT WHAT QUEEN BERYL WOULD CALL A SUCCESSFUL OPERATION. Jedite: >>WE'LL WAIT. Serena: >>FINALLY. Serena: >>MOON PRISM POWER! Jedite: >>I'M OFF. Sailor Moon: >>STAY WHERE YOU ARE. Amy: >>SAILOR MOON! Sailor Moon: >>I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. Titus: >>YEAH, YEAH. WE'VE HEARD ALL THAT BEFORE. Sailor Moon: >>ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. AND THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR SLIMY FRIENDS ARE NOT GETTING AWAY. NOW LET'S SEE YOU COME UP HERE, IF YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS. Titus: >>YOU'VE GOT A MIGHTY BIG MOUTH AND I'M GOING TO ENJOY SHUTTING IT. Titus: >>AGHH! Sailor Moon: >>AGHH! Luna: >>WATCH OUT, SAILOR MOON! ALL THAT WATER WILL PULVERIZE US. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. Titus: >>TOO LATE, SAILOR BRAT! Titus: TAKE THAT, SAILOR GIRL! Jedite: >>A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. Sailor Mars: >>MARS FIRE! IGNITE! Amy: >>SHOULD WE GO AFTER JEDITE? Raye: >>YES, BUT NOT YET. FIRST WE'VE GOT TO HELP SAILOR MOON. THAT MONSTER'S TOO STRONG. Titus: >>THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, SAILOR MOON. Sailor Mercury: >>MERCURY BUBBLES! BLAST! Titus: >>HEY! WHAT'S HAPPENING? Sailor Mars: >>MARS FIRE! IGNITE! Titus: >>AGHH! Sailor Moon: >>OH, YEAH. MOON TIARA! MAGIC! Titus: >>NO! AGHH! Jedite: >>JUST MY LUCK. EVEN ON A CRUISE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, THE SAILOR SCOUTS MANAGE TO RUIN THINGS. Sailor Moon: >>SURRENDER, JEDITE! Sailor Mars: >>WE WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU WORK FOR. Sailor Mercury: >>AND WHY DO YOU STEAL ENERGY? Jedite: >>SORRY, BUT I CAN'T SAY. ONE DAY YOU'LL KNOW. Sailor Moon: >>I THOUGHT WE HAD HIM. Sailor Mars: >>ME, TOO. Sailor Mercury: >>ME, THREE. Jedite: >>JEDITE REPORTING. Queen Beryl: >>I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BOTHERED RETURNING. YOU FAILED MISERABLY AND COST ME A GREAT ALLY IN TITUS, JEDITE. Jedite: >>IT'S THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS. THEY MUST HAVE A RADAR LOCK ON ME, MY QUEEN. Queen Beryl: >>YOU'RE FORGETTING YOUR PLACE, JEDITE. I DID NOT TELL YOU TO SPEAK. WAIT WHILE I DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT. Jedite: >>SAILOR MOON WILL PAY FOR THIS, IF I SURVIVE. Serena: >>WELL. SO MUCH FOR THAT ROMANTIC DREAM CRUISE FOR TWO. Raye: >>NEXT TIME I WIN ANY CRUISE TICKETS, I'M GOING TO TRACK DOWN TUXEDO MASK AND INVITE HIM TO COME ALONG WITH ME. Serena: >>YOU CAN'T INVITE TUXEDO MASK. Raye: >>GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT. Serena: >>BECAUSE... BECAUSE... Luna: >>NOT AGIN. WILL THEY EVER STOP FIGHTING? Amy: >>NOT IN OUR LIFETIIME LUNA! Sailor Moon Says: Serena: >>I'VE CLASHED WITH JEDITE IN BATTLE, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YET TODAY, I GOT TAKEN IN BY HIS COOL EYES AND THAT DEEP, RICH VOICE, AND HIS REALLY CUTE CURLS... Luna: >>SERENA! Serena: >>ALL RIGHT. THE POINT IS, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, GUY OR GIRL, DON'T SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WHO TREATS YOU BADLY. Raye: >>SOMEONE MAY BE CUTE, BUT IF THAT SOMEONE HURTS YOU IN ANY WAY OR MAKES YOU FEEL BADLY ABOUT YOURSELF, IT'S TIME TO GET HELP AND MOVE ON. Serena: >>YOU DESERVE THE BEST. DON'T YOU SETTLE FOR LESS. This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is not identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/~castleinthesky Edited by Jenn Richards