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Episode 8 "Nightmare in Dreamland"


Serena:
  >>  SAILOR V GOES TO 
  HOLLYWOOD. 
  I'M GOING TO TAKE IT HOME, 
  OKAY? 
Raye:
  >>  NO, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO 
  READ IT YET. 
  YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT. 
Amy:
  >>  LUNA, BETTER GET READY 
  FOR ANOTHER ARGUMENT. 
Luna:
  >>  I KNOW. 
Raye:
  >>  IT'S MINE! 
Serena:
  YOU NEVER WANT TO SHARE 
  ANYTHING! 
Luna:
  >>  FOR ONCE, SERENA, JUST 
  BE MATURE AND LET RAYE HAVE 
  HER BOOK BACK. 
Serena:
  >>  BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 
Raye:
  >>  YOU'RE SUCH A BRAT, 
  SERENA. 
Serena:
  >>  TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 
Luna:
  >>  GROW UP. 
  >>  PLEASE! 
Serena:
  >>  BUT RAYE STARTED IT. 
Raye:
  >>  PLEASE, LET'S GET OUT 
  THE VIOLINS. 
Serena:
  >>  MAYBE I WILL. 
Amy:
  >>  LET'S GET OUT OF HERE 
  AND DO SOMETHING. 
  WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE EACH 
  OTHER CRAZY IF WE STAY HERE. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK. 
Amy:
  >>  NO, I JUST GOT MYSELF 10 
  CHAPTERS AHEAD. 
Luna:
  >>  WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 
Amy:
  >>  HOW ABOUT DREAMLAND? 
Serena:
  >>  THE RIDES LOOK TOTALLY 
  COOL. 
Luna:
  >>  THIS OPENED A FEW DAYS 
  AGO. 
Serena:
  >>  THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A 
  BLAST. 
Amy:
  >>  UNFORTUNATELY IT LOOKS 
  LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SOME 
  PROBLEMS. 
Raye:
  >>  LIKE WHAT? 
Amy:
  >>  THEY THINK THAT PEOPLE 
  MIGHT BE DISAPPEARING FROM 
  THE PARK. 
Amy:
  >>  MAYBE IT'S THE 
  NEGAVERSE. 
Queen Beryl:
  >>  SO NOW WE HAVE THREE 
  NOSY SAILOR SCOUTS TO 
  CONTEND WITH. 
  YOU HAVE FAILED ME. 
  PERHAPS IT'S TIME I FOUND 
  SOMEONE MORE COMPETENT TO 
  REPLACE YOU. 
Jedite:
  >>  MY QUEEN, PLEASE. 
  I'VE DEVISED A PLAN TO GET 
  RID OF THEM. 
Beryl:
  >>  LET'S HEAR IT. 
Jedite:
  >>  I'VE SET UP A TRAP AT A 
  NEW AMUSEMENT PARK, MY 
  QUEEN. 
Beryl:
  >>  FOR YOUR SAKE, IT HAD 
  BETTER WORK FOR ONCE. 
  AND IF IT DOESN'T, YOUR 
  PUNISHMENT WILL BE SEVERE. 
Guard:
  >>  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 
  THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS 
  HYSTERIA. 
Reporter:
  >>  ISN'T IT TRUE, THOUGH? 
  WE HEARD THAT 50 PEOPLE HAVE 
  DISAPPEARED SINCE THE PARK 
  OPENED. 
Guard:
  >>  ABSOLUTELY NOT. 
  WE WOULDN'T BE OPEN IF THAT 
  WERE TRUE. 
  IT'S JUST A RUMOUR STARTED 
  BY OUR COMPETITION. 
  THEY ARE JEALOUS. 
  YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO HAVE 
  TO GO. 
Reporter:
  >>  I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU. 
Jedite:
  >>  THIS TIME I WON'T FAIL. 
Raye:
  >>  WHERE ARE WE GOING TO 
  START INVESTIGATING FIRST, 
  GUYS? 
Luna:
  >>  IT WOULD BE BETTER IF 
  YOU GIRLS SPLIT UP TO LOOK 
  AROUND. 
Amy:
  >>  WHEN IS THE LAST TIME 
  YOU SAW SERENA? 
Raye:
  >>  BACK THERE, WHEN WE 
  PASSED THE MERRY-GO-ROUND. 
Serena:
  >>  YOOHOO! 
  I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 
Luna:
  >>  YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 
  WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 
  INVESTIGATING; NOT HAVING 
  FUN. 
Serena:
  >>  I WANT TO HAVE FUN. 
Raye:
  >>  YOU WIN THE SELFISH 
  PRIZE. 
All:
  >>>  AGHH! 
Lion:
  >>  HI. 
Serena:
  >>  HE TALKS? 
Dream Princess:
  >>  PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED. 
  HE ISN'T A REAL LION. 
  HE'S A REMOTE CONTROLLED 
  TOY. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU'RE THE DREAM 
  PRINCESS. 
  I SAW YOU ON TV. 
Amy:
  >>  ARE YOU SURE HE'S FAKE? 
Princess:
  >>  ALL OF OUR ANIMALS ARE. 
  WATCH. 
  SEE? 
Serena:
  >>  THEY'RE SO CUTE. 
Raye:
  >>  I'M GETTING WEIRD 
  VIBRATIONS FROM HER. 
Amy:
  >>  HUH? 
Serena:
  >>  AGHH! 
Serena:
  >>  HELLO, LITTLE BEAR. 
Raye:
  >>  GET OFF THERE, LET'S GO! 
Serena:
  >>  ARE YOU TOTALLY WACKO? 
Raye:
  >>  SHE'S GIVING OFF CREEPY 
  VIBES. 
Serena:
  >>  NAH, SHE'S THE DREAM 
  PRINCESS. 
Raye:
  >>  WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO 
  STUBBORN? 
Serena:
  >>  I'M NOT. 
  I JUST THINK YOU'RE TOTALLY 
  WRONG. 
Princess:
  >>  WOULD ANY OF YOU LIKE 
  COOKIES AND CANDIES? 
  AS MUCH AS YOU WANT? 
Serena:
  >>  ME! 
Amy:
  >>  WHY DO YOU ASK? 
Princess:
  >>  IN AN HOUR WE'RE HAVING 
  A PARTY AT OUR OWN SWEET 
  DREAM FACTORY. 
Serena:
  >>  ALL THOSE CANDIES AND 
  COOKIES. 
  I CAN'T WAIT TO PIG OUT. 
Jedite:
  >>  ONCE THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS 
  COME THROUGH THOSE DOORS, 
  IT'S SWEET DREAMS FOR THEM 
  FOREVER. 
  I'LL DRAIN THEM OF ALL THEIR 
  ENERGY. 
  THEY'LL NEVER BOTHER ME OR 
  QUEEN BERYL AGAIN. 
Serena:
  >>  I'M TIRED OF WALKING. 
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S TOO BAD. 
  WE'VE ONLY COVERED HALF THE 
  PARK. 
  LET'S PAIR OFF. 
  SERENA, YOU GO WITH RAYE. 
Raye:
  >>  THANKS A LOT, LUNA. 
Serena:
  >>  THIS STINKS. 
Amy:
  >>  GOODBYE, GUYS. 
  HAVE FUN. 
Raye:
  >>  COME ON, MOVE IT. 
Serena:
  >>  DON'T ORDER ME AROUND. 
Serena:
  >>  NOW CAN WE GO ON THE 
  RIDES? 
Raye:
  >>  NO, WE SHOULD KEEP OUR 
  SUSPECT IN SIGHT. 
Serena:
  >>  WHY DO YOU SUSPECT HER? 
Raye:
  >>  SHE SEEMS TOO WEIRD. 
Serena:
  FEEL THIS. 
  >>  HE'S SO SOFT AND CUDDLY. 
Raye:
  >>  CAN'T YOU EVER BE 
  SERIOUS, SERENA? 
Serena:
  >>  CAN'T YOU LIGHTEN UP? 
Raye:
  >>  STOP IT! 
  YOU SHOULDN'T BE RIDING THAT 
  BEAR. 
Princess:
  >>  IT'S ALL RIGHT. 
  IT'S RUN BY REMOTE CONTROL, 
  REMEMBER? 
Raye:
  >>  GET HIM OFF THAT. 
Princess:
  >>  VERY WELL, WE'LL LET YOU 
  RIDE A LITTLE LATER. 
Serena:
  >>  THAT'S NOT FAIR. 
  HE SHOULD RIDE RIGHT NOW. 
Raye:
  >>  SERENA! 
Serena:
  >>  LEAVE HIM ALONE! 
Raye:
  >>  IT'S DANGEROUS. 
Serena:
  >>  WE'RE GOING FOR A NICE 
  RIDE ON THE BIG BEAR RIGHT 
  NOW. 
Raye:
  >>  SERENA, LET GO! 
Raye:
  >>  HE'S NOT GOING! 
Serena:
  >>  YES HE IS! 
Mother:
  >>  KINDLY TAKE YOUR HANDS 
  OFF MY SON. 
  STRANGE GIRLS. 
Raye:
  >>  YOU'RE THE LAZIEST 
  PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN. 
Serena:
  >>  COME OFF IT, RAYE. 
  THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO CHECK 
  THINGS OUT. 
Conductor:
  >>  SORRY ABOUT THE SUDDEN 
  STOP, FOLKS. 
  A COUPLE OF TURTLES CROSSING 
  THE ROAD. 
Serena:
  >>  NICE BRAKES. 
Darien:
  >>  DO YOU MIND? 
Serena:
  >>  AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD 
  FOR THIS? 
Darien:
  >>  YOU SHOULD TALK. 
  ACTUALLY, THIS IS EXACTLY 
  WHERE YOU BELONG, MEATBALL 
  HEAD. 
Raye:
  >>  OF COURSE, THAT'S THE 
  PERFECT NAME FOR HER: 
  MEATBALL HEAD. 
Darien:
  >>  I THINK IT KIND OF FITS. 
Serena:
  >>  STOP! 
  DON'T CALL ME MEATBALL HEAD! 
  YOU'RE A PAIN, DARIEN. 
  AN EVEN BIGGER PAIN THAN MY 
  SO CALLED FRIEND RAYE. 
  WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAYING 
  CHOO-CHOO ANYWAY? 
  YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK. 
Darien:
  >>  I DON'T KNOW WHY I 
  BOTHER TALKING TO YOU. 
  I'M OUT OF HERE AT THE NEXT 
  STOP. 
Serena:
  >>  DRIVER, HURRY UP! 
Serena:
  >>  WE'VE GOT TO LOSE SOME 
  DEAD WEIGHT BACK HERE. 
PA System:
  >>  ATTENTION, THE SWEET 
  FACTORY PARTY IS ABOUT TO 
  BEGIN. 
Serena:
  >>  STOP, DRIVER! 
  WE NEED TO GET OFF. 
Conductor:
  >>  I CAN'T STOP TILL WE 
  REACH CANDY CANE STATION. 
Serena:
  >>  WE'RE GOING TO MISS ALL 
  THE CANDY. 
Raye:
  >>  SERENA, DOESN'T THAT GUY 
  KIND OF REMIND YOU OF TUXEDO 
  MASK? 
Serena:
  >>  NO WAY. 
  DARIEN IS A JERK. 
  AND HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING 
  LIKE TUXEDO MASK. 
Serena:
  >>  LUNA, SORRY WE'RE LATE. 
Raye:
  >>  WHAT'S UP? 
Serena:
  >>  WHERE DID AMY GO? 
Luna:
  >>  SHE'S INSIDE. 
Serena:
  >>  SHE DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR 
  US? 
  >>  WHAT A HOG. 
Raye:
  >>  THERE'S A STRANGE FORCE 
  HERE. 
Kid:
  >>  I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE 
  THIS PLACE. 
Mother:
  >>  YOU'VE JUST GOT TO TRY 
  ONE OF THESE BONBONS. 
Amy:
  >>  I CAN'T BELIEVE SERENA'S 
  MISSING ALL THIS. 
Princess:
  >>  HELLO. 
  WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 
  DO YOU ALL LIKE THE SWEETS? 
All:
  >>>  YES! 
Kid:
  >>  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
Kid:
  >>  I FEEL TIRED. 
Girl:
  >>  I FEEL SLEEPY. 
Girl:
  >>  EVERYTHING IS JUST SO 
  DREAMY. 
Amy:
  >>  IT'S THE SWEETS. 
  EVERYONE WHO HAD SOME IS IN 
  A TRANCE. 
Princess:
  >>  NOW LET'S COLLECT ALL 
  THE ENERGY FROM THESE SILLY 
  HUMANS. 
Amy:
  >>  IT'S SUCKING UP ALL OUR 
  ENERGY. 
  RAYE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 
  PRINCESS. 
Raye:
  >>  LISTEN. 
Serena:
  >>  I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 
Raye:
  >>  I THINK THE PARTY'S 
  OVER. 
Luna:
  >>  SOMETHING'S WRONG. 
Raye:
  >>  IT'S LOCKED. 
Serena:
  >>  I MUST GET IN! 
Raye:
  >>  STOP WAILING, SERENA. 
Serena:
  >>  BUT I WANTED COOKIES. 
Raye:
  >>  THINK HOW AMY FEELS 
  TRAPPED IN THERE. 
Serena:
  >>  WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE 
  TO BE SO MEAN? 
  YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS. 
Raye:
  >>  YES I DO, AND RIGHT NOW 
  I'M ANGRY. 
Luna:
  >>  WOULD YOU TWO JUST 
  TRANSFORM! 
  SERENA, HURRY UP! 
  WE NEED SAILOR MOON, NOW! 
Serena:
  >>  ALL RIGHT! 
Sailor Mars:
  >>  LET'S GO, NOW! 
Jedite:
  >>  SOON ALL THREE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS WILL BE MINE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  PRINCESS, WHAT'S GOING 
  ON HERE? 
Princess:
  >>  I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 
  YOU. 
Mars:
  >>  OH. 
Luna:
  >>  BE ON GUARD. 
  YOU'RE HALLUCINATING. 
Princess:
  >>  I MADE THIS FOR YOU. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  THANKS. 
Mars:
  >>  OH, NO YOU DON'T. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SAILOR MARS, ARE YOU ALL 
  RIGHT? 
  YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE'S IN ON 
  ALL THIS. 
Princess:
  >>  I'VE GOT ONE OF YOU, AND 
  SOON YOU'LL BE SOLID STONE 
  JUST LIKE THE SNAKE. 
Mars:
  >>  I'VE GOT TO CONCENTRATE 
  MY POWERS TO BREAK THE 
  SPELL. 
  I CALL UPON THE POWER OF 
  MARS. 
Mars:
  >>  IT WORKED. 
  SERENA, GET A GRIP. 
  LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DREAM. 
Princess:
  >>  AS YOU WISH, DEAR. 
  I'M AFRAID THE PRINCESS MUST 
  LEAVE. 
Dream Dolly:
  >>  HELLO, I'M YOUR DREAM 
  DOLLY. 
  DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SHE'S SO CUTE. 
Mars:
  >>  SHE'S EVIL. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  THIS DREAM'S OVER. 
  >>  WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND 
  WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 
Mars:
  >>  WANT ME TO BLAST HER? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  NO, THIS ONE'S MINE. 
  HEY, AIRHEAD! 
  I AM SAILOR MOON AND YOU ARE 
  DUST. 
Dolly:
  >>  DUST? 
  I THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT 
  THAT, MISS MOON. 
Luna:
  >>  YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO 
  USE YOUR TIARA FASTER. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AT LEAST I WAS BRAVE. 
  I DIDN'T LEAVE IT ALL UP TO 
  SAILOR MARS. 
Mars:
  >>  BIG MISTAKE. 
Mars:
  >>  SOMEBODY'S COMING. 
Luna:
  >>  REMEMBER, IT'S A DREAM, 
  AN ILLUSION. 
  BE ON GUARD. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TUXEDO MASK! 
Mars:
  >>  HE LOOKS LIKE A PRINCE. 
Luna:
  >>  IT'S A TRAP. 
  COME BACK. 
  HE'S NOT REAL. 
  YOU'RE DREAMING! 
Dolly:
  >>  THEY'RE REALLY OFF THEIR 
  GUARD NOW. 
  I'LL PUT THE APPLE CURSE ON 
  THEM AND FINISH THEM OFF. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  SAILOR SCOUTS, YOU 
  MUSTN'T LET HER TRAP YOU 
  INSIDE ANYMORE DREAMS. 
Dolly:
  >>  EVEN THE REAL TUXEDO 
  MASK CAN'T STOP ME. 
  PITY FOR YOU. 
Luna:
  >>  WE'D BETTER MAKE A RUN 
  FOR IT. 
  LET'S FIND AMY. 
Amy:
  >>  OH, DEAR. 
  I WONDER HOW LONG I'VE BEEN 
  UNCONSCIOUS. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AMY! 
  THERE SHE IS. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AMY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
Amy:
  >>  YES, I THINK SO. 
Mars:
  >>  GOOD, BECAUSE WE NEED 
  MERCURY. 
Amy:
  >>  THE APPLE. 
  SHE'S GOING TO TRY TO ZAP 
  OUR ENERGY. 
Luna:
  >>  YOU'D BETTER FIGHT 
  TOGETHER THIS TIME. 
All:
  >>>  RIGHT. 
Amy:
  >>  MERCURY POWER! 
Mercury:
  >>  YOU ALL SET, SAILOR 
  SCOUTS? 
All:
  >>>  READY! 
Dolly:
  >>  WHERE ARE THEY? 
Mars:
  >>  UP HERE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TIME TO FINISH HER OFF. 
  >>  TIARA! 
Mars:
  IGNITE! 
Dolly:
  >>  I CAN'T MOVE. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  MOON DUSTED! 
Jedite:
  >>  WHAT? 
  I HATE THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS. 
  NOW I HAVE TO FACE QUEEN 
  BERYL. 
Luna:
  >>  YOU GIRLS WERE 
  FANTASTIC. 
  SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 
  WORK TOGETHER? 
  SAILOR SCOUTS BECOME 
  UNBEATABLE. 
Amy:
  >>  LUNA'S RIGHT. 
Serena:
  >>  COULD YOU PLEASE STOP 
  SLURPING? 
  YOU SOUND LIKE A PIG. 
Raye:
  >>  YOU SHOULD TALK. 
  QUIT DROOLING, MEATBALL 
  HEAD. 
Serena:
  >>  DON'T CALL ME THAT. 
  YOU COME BACK HERE. 


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